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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, May 19, 2014

Hello, Headliners!!! It’s the b-b-birthday of P-P-Pete Townshend. Other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

‘MERKA, ‘MERKA, GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE:

The U.S. is being overrun by a wave of
anti-science, anti-intellectual thinking. Has
the most powerful nation on Earth lost its mind?

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PREJUDICES:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

A mother’s rights were not violated by a
judge’s decision that barred her from ranting
about her children and ex on Facebook.

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANNA KOOIMAN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FUCKER TUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, May 16, 2014

Welcome home, Headliners!!! Today’s birthday boy is guitarist extraordinaire Robert Fripp. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:


GOP STANDS FOR “GET OUR POLITICIANS”

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

IN LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, May 15, 2014

Hello there, Headliners!!! Today’s birthday boy is Abraham Zapruder, who shot the most famous movie ever made, one that launched its own Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PRIORITIES”

CIRCLE THE DATE:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX NATION IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of Butch Cassidy, born on this day in 1866. He knew a thing or two about the Headlines of Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSTRUCTIONISTS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE GEORGE W. BUSH LEGACY:

Senate committee found CIA interrogations and detentions to be ‘brutal’ and urges administration to release report as quickly as possible.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

FROM THE HATERS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

CAN YOU DIG IT:

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Murdoch: Fox “Absolutely Saved” The GOP

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Hosts Ask “Who Cares” About Racism, Claim
Obama Administration Set Back National Racial Relations

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JERRY LEWIS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 11, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the birthday of Richard Berry, who wrote one of the most important songs — and depending on who you believe: the dirtiest song — in all of Rock and Roll. Let’s start with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Said, me gotta go . . . right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OUTRAGEOUS:

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

WATERGATE WATCH:

Did Roger Ailes Dupe James
Rosen, Or Did Rosen Dupe ‘Merka?

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

BULLY CORNER:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘IM!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 7, 2014

Howdy there, Headliners. It’s the birthday of songstress Billie Holiday. Lady Day was born on this day in 1915 and, because she loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, we have a larger than usual assortment today:  

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:


IN LGBT NEWS:

A Vicious Homophobic Statement
by a South Carolina State Senator

Harvey Milk Will Be The First Openly
Gay Official To Appear On A U.S. Stamp

Mozilla CEO faced ‘new fascism,’ Gingrich says

Chill Out About Firefox, Everybody


TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Paul Ryan: Still a Total Jerk

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Mormon Leader Outlines
Opposition To Gay Marriage

Church Asks Activist Group to Reconsider Plans to Protest at General Conference


$COTU$ WATCH:

Bill Maher: John Roberts’
McCutcheon Ruling Could’ve Been
‘Written By The Little Mermaid’

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Tea Party leaders: Liberals risk God’s wrath with ‘covetous’ opposition to income inequality


HELPING OUR ENVIRONMENT:

Monarch butterflies could use your help – here’s what you can do


HURTING OUR ENVIRONMENT:

Whooping cough bounces back

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Would a vineyard
on Belle Isle work?


THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Vox Takes Melding
of Journalism and
Technology to a New Level

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

How Dumping Keith Olbermann and Martin Bashir Killed MSNBC


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly Mocks The Poor
At “Benefit For Poor (?) Kids”


THE EVUL LIBRUL LEFT-WING MEDIA:

15 things everyone would know if there were a liberal media

DOES NOT COMPUTE:

R.I.P. Windows XP 2001-2014. What can you do now?


IN INNER SPACE:

Scientists smash barrier to growing organs from stem cells


IN OUTER SPACE:


VIDEO DU JOUR:

VIDEO DU JOUR BONUS:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 4, 2014

It was 50 years ago today: The Beatles had the
Top Five singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart

With Headlines Du Jour on hiatus yesterday, today’s Headlines Du Jour is bigger than usual. We’ll get to that, right after the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

How The Supreme Court Just Legalized Money Laundering
By Rich Campaign Donors

More Than Corruption Threatens the Integrity of Our Democracy
The sad tale of how the Supreme
Court’s approach to money in politics
helped create the Inequality Era. 

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia believes society is eroding because women use the ‘F-word’ and thinks Facebook is ‘strange’

LGBT NEWS:

When Did The Gospel
Become Anti-Gay?

ACLU: We’re not buying Schuette’s ‘just doing my job’ claim on gay marriage ban

Introducing The Federalist,
A New Web Magazine For Anti-LGBT Conservatives

Miami Beach scores 100, plus 12 bonus points, on updated HRC 2013 Municipal Equality Index

THE WAL*MART EFFECT:

Hungry for Savings
Walmart donates billions to anti-hunger initiatives.
Some of those efforts benefit its own employees.

THE “GOP” IN GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OBSOLETE POLITICIANS?”:

The Sheldon Adelson Suck-Up Fest
Republican contenders prostrated themselves for the casino mogul’s favor—a vivid illustration of who owns the GOP.

Georgia GOP Chair Warns That Straight People Will Enter Sham Gay Marriages For Benefits

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

18 Charts that Illustrate America’s Insane Class
System from Birth till Death

FREE THE WEED!!!

Hash Bash 2014: Marijuana rally in Ann Arbor welcomes back organizer after 2 years in prison

DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The
Dogs Before You Legalize Pot

Pot activist alleges human rights
violated by AHS over vapourizer use

Lisa Kirkman fighting for right to use medical
marijuana vapour in hospitals and other public places

Arizona sheriff ordered to return medical marijuana to patient by state Supreme Court

Washington D.C. mayor okays measure decriminalizing possession of an ounce of pot

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Snyder Wins: How ‘CancelColbert’ Drowned Out the Native Voice

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Nun Reportedly Tells Catholic School
Kids That Masturbation Makes Guys Gay

Fairbanks campus priest charged
with DUI, drugs and weapons

DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT’ ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROAWAY CITY:

The death of a great American city: why does anyone still live in Detroit?
The city’s social contract was shredded
long ago and everyone knows time is running
out – but some Detroiters have hope

In arena deal, Detroit
worshipping Mike Ilitch

Why have we decided that a guy who became
a billionaire selling us cheap pizza is God?

Feds probe vote for Detroit
City Council leadership

New Book From WSU Press
Captures Detroit Art Explosion
In All Its Funky Splendor

A VIDEO DISPATCH FROM DETROIT:

A Videographer Tweaks The Controversial
Promotion For The Albert Apartments

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News host: ‘Right-wing people’ love gentrification because poor areas smell bad

Fox Kept Cutting Away
From Democrats During
Benghazi Hearing

Fox Is Annoyed That Other Networks Don’t
Buy Into Its Benghazi Conspiracy Theory

Fox Finds Latest Food Stamp Poster Child

Fox’s Starnes Embarrasses Himself With
Another Bogus Culture War Horror Story

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Eric Bolling gets his
cleantech facts very wrong

Eric Bolling’s Latest Conspiracy Theory: Obama “Bankrupted” GM To Protect It From Ignition Defect Fallout

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly Accuses CAIR Of Trying To
Suppress Fox Coverage Of Anti-Islamic Movie

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Congrats Fox & Friends
for being (almost) the first
to blame Obama for the
Fort Hood shooting

IN INNER SPACE:

Gene therapy comes of age: We can now
edit entire genomes to cure diseases

Scientists Create an Unprecedented
Map of the Developing Human Brain

IN OUTER SPACE:

Honey, I Want to Move to Mars
My wife is a semifinalist to board a one-way mission to
the Red Planet. I’m proud, happy, and thrilled for her.
Now, do you want to know how I really feel about it?

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Compare and Contrast – London: 1927 & 2013

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 2, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! It’s the 72nd birthday of Leon Russell, who started out as a session player before putting out records under his own name. As a member of the Crypt-Kickers Five, Russell is on record praising the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Whatever happened to my Trabsylvania Twist? No matter, here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GUNS & GOOFBALLS:

The GOP’s perpetual war drum explained:
Why are Republicans so eager for conflict?

Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

IN ‘MERKIN POLITICS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay Key West men sue for right
to marry in Florida after Monroe
clerk’s office denies couple a license

FREE THE WEED!!!

Colorado drivers claim ‘license plate
profiling’ after marijuana legalization

Medical marijuana sales now officially legal in Nevada

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hobby Lobby’s Hypocrisy: The Company’s Retirement
Plan Invests in Contraception Manufacturers

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

White Officers Falsely
Arrested Black Teen: Jury

Report: Well-being of African-Americans in Michigan among worst in nation


EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:

Zebra Stripes Evolved to Keep
Biting Flies Away, Study Reveals

DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit installs 3,200
new LED street lights

Cobalts Were Seen as Lemons From Start, State Data Shows

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Provides GOP A
2014 Platform: “All They
Have To Do Is Get A
Transcript Of This Show”

O’Reilly, Juan Williams
Rip Chris Hayes: He
Used Conservative Guest
as ‘Living Piñata’!

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Steve Doocy, Guest Agree: Godless ‘Noah’ Example Of Today’s Godlessness!

IN INNER SPACE:

Art and Science Collide in the Discovery of the Higgs Boson
Particle Fever, a documentary about
the physicists who found the “God
particle,” suggests doing science
isn’t that different from making art


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

IN OUTER SPACE:




ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:



VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Howdy Headliners! It’s April Fool’s Day. No joke. It’s also the birthday of Reggae star Jimmy Cliff. No joke. He loves the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GOOD NEWS FROM THE WAR FRONT:

Zero U.S. Troops Died In Combat In March, The First Time In More Than A Decade

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Atlanta archbishop apologizes
over $2.2M mansion

Christians Putting Bibles in
Schools Flip Out After Atheists
Hand Out Humanist Literature!

Pastor Who Prays for President
Obama to Die Preaches That
Women Should Shut Up in Church

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

How PBS whitewashed the abolitionist movement

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

Watch: ‘Obama May Well Be
A Homosexual’ Says GOP
Candidate For Governor

‘Influential Republicans’
trying to draft Jeb Bush

Colorado GOP candidate
calls Obama birth certificate a
‘myth’ in uncovered video

Rick Santorum: Uninsured people are deadbeats
and ‘won’t make a payment’ for Obamacare

Rick Santorum’s Wholesome Film Studio Has a Smutty Anime Secret

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Ed McNeil: How Can a Bankrupt Detroit
Give Away Millions to Illitch Organization?

PLAYING CHECKERS, NOT CHESS:

Firm that cleared Christie in
Bridgegate? Same one Nixon
mentioned in famous Checkers speech

Ralph Thrower, IRS Chief Who
Resisted Nixon, Dies at 100

From the vast Not Now Silly archives:
Did Roger Ailes Dupe James Rosen,
Or Did Rosen Dupe ‘Merka?

GET A JOB:

Dallas Police: Man Sends Dick Pic With
Job Application, Still Doesn’t Have a Job

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Off-Duty Deputy Shoots Man After Catching Couple Having Sex in Community Pool

WHEN SAGGY PANTS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL WEAR SAGGY PANTS:

Pull up your pants or pay a fine! Louisiana parish introduces $50 saggy pants fine for first-time offenders and $100 for repeat offenders

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Anti-Rob Ford campaign
posters pop up in Toronto

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

Lawrence O’Donnell Gets
Joe Scarborough To Admit
That Christie Is Absolutely Irredeemable

Glenn Beck: Not to be confused with a methane-spewing microbe.

GLENN BECK CORNER:

Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor Sues Glenn Beck
for Defamation

From the vast Not Now Silly archives:
The Day I Shook
Hands With Glenn Beck

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 31, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Herb Albert, who was not only the leader of the Tijuana Brass, but also the “A” in A&M Records. It’s no secret: This guy’s in love with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Today’s Headlines Du Jour, step this way:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mozilla Finally Declares
Support for Marriage Equality

Banned for life: Why gay
men still can’t donate blood

Man Who Raised Money For
Organ Donation Dies, Is Rejected
As Donor Because He Was Gay

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBFUSCATE:

Newest ‘Obamacare Victim’ Is Actually An Anti-Healthcare GOP Operative (Video)

Students Walk out on Dick Cheney,
Calling Him ‘War Criminal’ (VIDEO)

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Plutocracy without end:
Why the 1 percent always
defeats the middle class

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

New Jersey Student Causes Controversy
After Hanging Confederate ‘Redneck’ Flag

WHEN CONDOMS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL WEAR CONDOMS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana goes mainstream
A business conference in Eugene focuses on a changing industry

Expect serious problems
with medical marijuana

Colorado man sues Idaho police over “license-plate profiling” in marijuana case

Study: No Link Between Marijuana
Legalization And Rise In Crime

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Fundamentalists Are Pretty Sure
Jesus Would Not Bake a Wedding
Cake for a Gay Couple

DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit: bankrupt city readies for divisive $450m Red Wings arena

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

Dolphins use sponges as nose
guards and it’s changing their genes

THE “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rumor, gossip, nonsense: How
the news became a nightmare

The Tee Vee Newsroom Race to the Bottom

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

As ACA Signups Skyrocket Towards 7 Million Fox News Claims Obama Is Cooking the Books

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Watch Bill O’Reilly Explain
That Inequality Is Actually
GOOD For America! (Video)

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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