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Bolling’s New Conspiracy Theory ► Chow Mein and Bolling 6

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Bully Boy Bolling strikes again. During “The Five” on Thursday Bolling opened his mouth and inserted his foot, which is standard operating procedure for the Bully Boy. It came in the middle of a discussion where 4 of the 5 were doing several victory laps over President Obama’s poor performance at the first debate. Suddenly, and without warning, Bully Boy went all Bully Boy on Juan Williams with a brand new conspiracy theory:


JUAN WILLIAMS: Let me ask you guys a question. Do you believe that what happened last night, even — I’m gonna say, “I’m wrong and you’re right.” —

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE: Thank you, Finally!

JUAN WILLIAMS: — So do you believe that was a game-changer and now the election is all different? I don’t believe anybody changed their vote — [crosstalk]

BULLY BOY: He lost — [crosstalk]

GUILFOYLE: Oh, I do. HUH!

BULLY BOY: Oh he got smoked, Juan, but here’s the thing — here’s the thing: You know — you know this. You’ve done campaigns before. For opposition research. Right? You have all this stuff in your back pocket ready to release — Mitt Romney. They had the tape — the 47% tape — they released it at the specific time. You know Chicago — the campaign is sittin’ there with all this research. “When are we gonna send some of this stuff out?” There’s going to be some Chicago-style, thug, gangster politics coming —

GUILFOYLE: Yep.

BULLY BOY: They’re going to release something — [crosstalk]

WILLIAMS: You’re nervous? You mean, you’re nervous? I thought this was a celebration for the right.

BULLLY BOY: They have to fix this. They have to fix this.

DANA PERINO: I think, I think by Monday morning we’re going to see some attacks on Mormonism.

WILLIAMS: Oh my God, you think —

PERINO: Absolutely.

WILLIAMS: — they’re gonna get dirty with this guy?

PERINO: Somebody’s going to. It won’t be the Obama campaign —

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Keep in mind this latest whacked out Bully Boy Conspiracy Theory™ came only two days after The Drudge Report, The Daily Caller, Sean Hannity and Fox “News” tried to use a 5-year old video of Obama to stir up racial enmity among their brain dead audiences.

Later in the evening Bully Boy Bolling sent out the following. However, it’s impossible to know whether it referred to this conspiracy theory, or not:

Emotion we can all understand, Bully Boy. However, it can never be in “the best intentions for America” to accuse the President of the United States to be part of “Chicago-style, thug, gangster politics” without some actual proof. You should be ashamed of yourself . . . again. But you’ve already proven you have no shame and will race-bait this president who lives in the White Hizzy.

Chow Mein and Bolling 5 ► Bully Boy Lies (Again)

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It all began, as crap like this usually does, early Tuesday with The Drudge Report announcing via banners, and whistles, and fireworks, and ticker-tape parades, that there was a Big Scoop Coming!!! Then Sean “Scammity” Hannity announces he will have EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE never-before-seen video of President Obama on his evening show.

Within minutes the Blogosphere has sussed out that the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE video is a 5-year old speech by then-Senator Obama. Within minutes the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE video is splashed all over the innertubes, which seems appropriate because that’s where it had been hiding in plain sight for the past 60 months or so. That took the air out of Scammity’s EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE Big Scoop. Undaunted, he goes ahead Tuesday night because, after all, he’s been hyping it all damned day. It made for great comedy that the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE speech was covered extensively at the time it was given. However, Scammity, aided and abetted by Tucker Carlson of The Daily Caller, tried to use Obama’s speech at Hampton University to Play the Race Card™:

“Angry Black man condemns Whitey.” 

What was supposed to be EXPLOSIVE turned out to be merely a damp squib. However, that didn’t stop Bully Boy Bolling from trying to fan the flames to keep it alive, which were already going out. Soon after Scammity’s show he sent out this little missive:

TRANSLATION: Be scared of Angry Black Man. However, Bully Boy Bolling wasn’t quite done. Midday Wednesday Bully Boy Bolling pumped out the following double-post:

But, in typical Bully Boy fashion, Eric Bolling did disappoint. He disappointed by lying to his brain dead audience, which will never discover the truth:



According to Media Matters: 

But Bolling’s attack is way off base. Then-Senator Obama did vote to waive the Stafford Act for Katrina relief. In fact, he was one of the Senate’s major proponents for waiving the Stafford Act.

In 2007, two similar supplemental spending bills contained funding for Katrina relief that was not subject to Stafford Act restriction.  At the time Obama opposed one version of the bill because it did not contain a timeline for U.S. withdrawal from Iraq. In a May 24, 2007, statement explaining his vote against the U.S. Troop Readiness, Veterans’ Care, Katrina Recovery, and Iraq Accountability Appropriations Act, Obama said: “With my vote today, I am saying to the President that enough is enough. We must negotiate a better plan that funds our troops, signals to the Iraqis that it is time for them to act and that begins to bring our brave servicemen and women home safely and responsibly.”

While Obama voted against the 2007 supplemental spending bill Eric Bolling is referring to, he voted for the other version of the supplemental bill that included both a timetable for U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq and a waiver for the Stafford Act that would provide relief to New Orleans.

And, these things end, as they always do, with Jon Stewart making fun of Fox “News.”

That ends this exciting episode of Chow Mein and Bolling. Tune in next time when we eviscerate the Bully Boy all over again.

Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Nineteen

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Put on your hip-waders and strap some rockets to your back, it’s time to take another trip to Bizarro World. The Fox “News” Spin Cycle collates the nonsense from Fox “News” and spits it right back atcha, filled with snark!

We here at the Fox “News” Spin Cycle are still looking for that single facebook message, or tweet, in which President Obama is praised, not trashed. I won’t be holding my breath.

Geraldo and Bully Boy Bolling have had quite a few arguments on Fox “News”
lately. Remember, Geraldo, it’s all in good fun until he starts throwing chairs.

She’s about to throw a chair.

Consumer boycotts are only good when Bill O’Reilly recommends boycotting France.

Speaking of France. They have a lot of slackers in France, right?

It was such a good Talking Points Memo on France that Fox “News” sent it out too.

D’ya think Wretched Gretched is a Josh Turner fan?

KKKarl Rove passing along flawed polling numbers to deny what every
other poll said. However, not a word about his massive conflict of interest.

And, spending $$$ on people who are in the 47% is nuts. That’s how we balance the budget.

If anyone knows how to tap dance, it’s Brain Brian Kilmeade.

Would this technology shut up Lauara Ingraham? If so, I’d camp out an entire year.
You’d think that would be a good thing, but Fox “News” thinks buying an election is fun.

After Taxmageddon comes Snowmageddon, which means the Fox “News” phony War on Christmas is almost here.

Let my people pollute!!!

Freedom is not free. Music is the best. Wait!!! What???

Judge Nap sends out some of the looniest of the looney Reich Wing cartoons and saying. He’s like a fan boy that way.

The latest Fox “News” meme is how President Obama’s Cairo speech didn’t work. Let me
see if I can understand this: ‘Merka has fucked around in the Middle East for nearly a century,
but Obama’s speech didn’t solve the problem. Therefore, he must be impeached. Izzat about it?

Sure, that’s what we need here: MORE GUNS!!! In fact, when people are born
they should get a Gun Voucher. ♫ ♪ ♫ Bullets are a girl’s best friend . . . . ♪ ♫ ♪

Headly Westerfield asks (over and over again): How can KKKarl Rove claim to speak for anyone, other those with deep
pockets funding his two SuperPACs, which are spending as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election?

Ted Koppel thinks cable news sucks. He’s absolutely right.

Will it shut Laura Ingraham up? Lemmee at it.

Why is Fox “News” against a Constitutional Amendment striking down Citizens United?

Note there’s nothing about how the AARP resoundingly booed Lyin’ Ryan.

Because we all know that Scammity and The Newt have never distorted anything in their whole lives.

Remember when Ronald Reagan sent a cake to Teheran?

“QUICK!!! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

The gun walking program started before President Obama took office. However, Scammity
wants you forget that and also forget that AG Eric Holder was exonerated in the scandal.

MUST RESIST SNARK!!!

MUST RESIST SNARK!!!

It must be an election year.

I’d rather know how KKKarl Rove is handling the nearly
$300,000,000.00 from his two SuperPACs to influence this election.

Why the change, @alyatfox? Doesn’t matter, you’ll always be @alyatfox, until you’re no longer at Fox “News.”

Because the Romney secret recording was news and the old President Obama recording was not. It really IS that simple.

Would you be surprised to learn that Nancy Pelosi didn’t quite say that?

Worst. Congress. Ever!

This was while the NFL replacement Refs were still working and
before Bully Boy Bolling called the regular NFL Refs “union thugs.”

If Scammity knows anything about anything, it’s dirt.

♫ ♪ ♫ Bullets are a girl’s best friend . . . . ♪ ♫ ♪

Meeting with world leaders is over-rated.

See what I mean? Judge Nap sends out a ton of stupid shit.

Anti-Muslim advertising? Fox “News” is all over that.

Trying to creat doubts about the size of the crowds turning out for President Obama
because barely anybody is turning out to see Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan.

If Scammity knows anything about anything, it’sa campaign of division and class warfare. He does it nightly.

Of course they asked him about the presidential race because he’s a political expert, doncha know?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”
It’s always easy to find stupid people saying stupid things and then edit it all together. It’s the Fox “News” business model.

Loofah Lad seems to think that anyone who would vote for President Obama is “in a fog.”

Now it’s called Benghazi-gate? Oh, Geraldo, you’re such a Reich Wing tool.

Lance Reddick made a movie on education, so he was asked about the presidential election. Makes sense, right?

Which only balances out all the Fox “News” lies told about President Obama.

Once again, Brain Brian hobnobs with the celebrities.

CBS News.

Why is the fact that he’s a Black minister pertinent? And why is the fact
that the Black minister is making up shit about President Obama pertinent?

Until this moment I hadn’t realized that President Obama’s speech was the “Cairo Doctrine.” One speech was never
going to undo nearly a century of ‘Merkin fingers meddling in the Middle East pie, it doesn’t matter who is president.

It’s hard to know whether Mama Grizzly is still a Fox “News” personality. However,
her father and brother wrote a book called “Our Sarah” so that’s important, right?

“And, at no time will we ever ask KKKarl Rove about his MASSIVE conflict of interest.”

The Palin family is on more reality shows than the Kardashians. However,
the Kardashians are not on a fake “News” network, so it all balances out.

♫ ♪ ♫ Bullets are a girl’s best friend . . . . ♪ ♫ ♪

Does it seem strange to you that Judge Nap is sending this out over facebook?
What took them so long?

The headache is what’s in their head. They made it all up again.

Bully Boy Bolling is just itching for war. It doesn’t matter who its with. Hell, Mexico will do.

Picture of bin Laden? Check! Connection to Gitmo? Check! Not mentioning detainee was released by Dubya? Check!

Just spit-balling: Better health care system?

Judge Nap is in favour of the First Amendment. I’m in favour of taxing the churches.

According to sources at the U.N. Tony Blair is the one person who
could have prevented Dubya from declaring an illegal war in Iraq.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Judge Nap seems to think that churches can involve themselves in electioneering
AND keep their tax exempt status all under the First Amendment.

To Judge Nap anti-Muslim propaganda is just another Free Speech issue.

The answer is implied in the 2nd half of the question. Good for Laura.

The real news here: Mendacious Mitt didn’t say anything profoundly stupid.

Free speech is not free; it’s tax exempt.

Mendacious Mitt should NOT be outsourcing ‘Merkin foreign policy to Bibi Netanyahu.
Most polls show that veterans are overwhelming for President Obama.

When will KKKarl Rove weigh in on his MASSIVE conflict of interest
in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections?

Bully Boy Bolling was for NFL “union thugs” Refs before he was against them.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Give us a few days. We will.”

Because we all know that KKKarl Rove controls everything, including those NFL union thug Refs.

Big government vs. small government? Freedom vs. tyranny? What’s a Libertarian to think? Judge Nap will tell them.

Suddenly the entire nation, or so it seemed, was supporting Unionism. Bring back the Refs!!!

Frank Luntz? Really? The man wears a dead badger on his head.

I’ll save you the time: He wants in at the debates.

At least he’s not sending them a Bible and a cake.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Newt can be.

Translation: She lived to dance another day. If she had lost, Mama Grizzly would have blamed the world.

First comes claims that she’s a fake Native American. Now sowing doubt that she’s even a lawyer.

No, not really.

More hobnobbing.

After all that President Obama bashing, here’s something to take your
mind off of it for a minute until we start the Obama bashing all over again.

What about all that Free Speech stuff you’ve been shoving at us over the churches?

It’s going to screw up this election worse than Florida in 2000, and we know how badly that turned out.

Translation: I know I can get both of them to trash President Obama.

Fox “News” covered it extensively. So did real news outlets. That’s the media.

How does that compare to the 47% of freeloaders?

The polls aren’t telling us exactly how Mendacious Mitt will lose.

Supporting Unionism and professionalism. What a concept!!!

This United Nations “global tax on the rich” is just a Reich Wing invention.

More of the “he’s not one of us” propaganda that Fox “News” loves to spread.

I’m not really sure what Judge Nap is advocating here. If you figure it out, email me. Then email him.

She never saves her best craziness for Fox “News.” After this interview she went on a
local station and said she worries for Mendacious Mitt’s mental health. Hoo boy!!!

The Reich Wing has vastly overreached in its War on Women, so we have to find a way to roll that back.

A Bully Boy Bolling action figure is not fun. It’s the scariest thing since Sarah Palin went Rogue.
Is Libertarian Judge Nap saying the President Obama should have intervened to support dictators and tyrants?

The Falafel King blames the voters for not having figured out that President Obama is destroying ‘Merka.

There is no truth to the rumour that Michelle Malkin taught Elvis how to sneer.

Only in Bizarro World is Mendacious Mitt ahead. That’s why the Reich Wing has had to promote the whole idea of skewed polls.

When Brain Brian Kilmeade is finished with trashing President Obama on Fox and Friends,
he revs up his radio show where he spends a few more hours trashing President Obama.

How many softball interviews will Fox “News” give Lyin’ Ryan? As many as it takes to get him elected.
Tell us some truth, KKKarl Rove: Just EXACTLY how much money are you spending to game the 2012 elections?

I just like the juxtaposition of Fox “News” and Rance Muhammitz.

Ainsley Earworm got married? Is that why she stopped sending out her morning cheesecake shots?

I’d rather see an early look at who is spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections.

Juan Williams promotes softball interview with Vice Presidential candidates.

Loved the ACME bomb.

More of those Fox “News” action verbs. Look at this one “mass hysteria.” Look up the
entomology of “hysterectomy.” Meanwhile, if The View had any fucking sense they would not
have invited that “harridan” on the show. Feel free to look up the entomology of that word too.

There was a lot said about the Libyan attack and NOTHING said
about the massive REPUBLICAN voter fraud scandal in Florida.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we get him to blame it all on President Obama?”

Tee hee hee! Yes, Fox “News” actually “went there,” so to speak.
Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!!

And here are the comments from those who agree.

I like the sound of a 75% Super Rich Tax.

He needs to say that Fox “News” is the best station ever, even if Mendacious Mitt is lying again.

Mendacious Mitt is unlikeable, so Loofah Lad has to downplay likability.

We all missed the point you were making, Bully Boy, because it was stupid. But
if you say it enough times your brain dead audience will come to believe it.

The thin-skinned Bully Boy seems genuinely hurt by something Jon Stewart said, even tho’ it was true.

Any unsourced story that trashes President Obama is fair game. Gateway Pundit? Don’t make me laugh.

As I keep saying: With the largest cable news audience, Fox “News”
is the mainstream media. It’s time to stop playing the underdog.

No, Richard Nixon was forced out of office because he participated in a cover up of illegal activities.

They make it sound like it’s never happened before.

More hobnobbing.
Democracy is complicated.

Fox “News” loves attack ads when they attack Democrats. Otherwise this is the dirtiest election in history. Note
that nothing is being said about the reason Allen West had to leave the military just ahead of a court martial.

Translation: We’ve packed all the softballs.

That according to Rush “The Fat Fuck” Limbaugh, who will make up any lie to trash President Obama.

Did Fox “News” deceive its brain dead audience every day since going on the air?

See what I mean about Judge Nap sending out stupid crap? He’s
worse than your cousin who sends out all those cute cat pictures.

Again: Pretending like it’s never happened before. Therefore, Loofah Lad has to get in on the action.

“Man the torpedos!” “Remember the Maine!” “Where’s the beef?”

Applauding an attack advert by a Republican, yet Fox “News” continues to decry this as the dirtiest election ever.

More softballs that you can shake a bat at.

Jefferson had a lot to say about ‘Merka not being a Christian nation as well.

Judge Nap is quoting Bob Marley now? My favourite Bob Marley quote is, “If you are a big tree, we are a small axe.”

And that’s how the week ended, with a whimper and not a roar. With Judge Nap going from quoting a Founding Father to quoting my favourite Rastafarian. Maybe there’s hope for the Libertarian after all.

I would also like to remind my readers of my newest blog series Chow Mein and Bolling, because everyone likes to make fun of Bully Boy Bolling.

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NFL Refs Are More Union Thuggery ► Chow Mein and Bolling 4

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I’ll bet Bully Boy Bolling was on his couch cursing out the Scab Refs on Monday night. I also bet Bolling was secretly lauding the return of the Union Refs last night. However, to hear Bullshit Bolling talk of it, all NFL Union Refs are just another example of Union Thuggery:

If there’s one thing Bully Boy Bolling knows all about, it’s thuggery. He’s the biggest thug on tee vee.

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Chow Mein and Bolling 3 ► Tweet Du Jour

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Bully Boy Bolling clearly has a mission: To save ‘Merka from the Socialist Hoards. That’s not Fair and Balanced, but then Fox “News” never was, never will be.

I can’t be everywhere. If you see Bully Boy Bolling do something funny, or egregious, or egregiously funny, please let me know.

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Chow Mein and Bolling #2 ► Warns Against ‘Wag The Dog’ Scenario

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No sooner do I start a new series dedicated to Eric Bolling stupidity, than up pops Bully Boy Bolling with something profoundly stupid. True, it’s not roll-down-windows-on-airplane stupid, but you run on the candidate you have, not on the one you wish you had, Bully Boy.

The true irony is that Greg Gutfeld starts off the idiocy by reading an inflammatory remark by Rep. Allen West to get everybody riled up. The crazy ricochets around the table, sparing no one, until it lands on Bully Boy Bolling. It’s hard to tell who says the stupidest shit here, Gutfeld, Andrea Tantaros, Dana Perino, or Eric Bolling. However, ties always go to Bully Boy Bolling, who will just take the award anyway.

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Inaugural Post of New Series ► Chow Mein and Bolling

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I’ve been following Bully Boy Bolling for quite a while. I was there to review The Five on his very first The Five show. I stand by everything I wrote. It’s still the worst show on tee vee. “Some people say” that it beats all other cable news shows in the universe. “Some people say” that makes my assessment wrong then and doubly wrong now.

That’s why the food at McDonald’s is way better better than the food at Lutèce. That’s how McDonald’s put Lutèce out of business, right?

All the reasons why The Five is the worst show on tee vee is a subject I’ve covered many times at NewsHounds. Nothing has changed with the show since then, so I won’t repeat myself. However, I’ve decided to launch a new series called Chew Mein and Bolling, or an Eric “Bullshit” Bolling Watch, because someone has to keep an eye on this Mofo.

Bolling really says some amazing shit. Chow Mein and Bolling is a place to document it.

It’s not just Bully Boy Bolling who is a total idiot. Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will bring you gems from these feeds of Bolling and His Beauties, as I call them, when I’m not being profane.

At any given moment the The Bolling Beauties™ feed will consist almost entire of his sycophants retweeting his boneheaded idiocy. Above is a live feed from which I’ll cull gems from week to week.

Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will be stupid shit Eric Bolling has said on facebook, like these clever bon mots from today.

He must be testing material for today’s show. Anyone feel like betting
$10,000.00 that he drops a variation of one of those turds on today’s
show?

At other times Chow Mein and Bolling will be BS Boy’s detritus gathered by Blogs across the nation –No! Across the world — like this:

And, if I ever figure out how to edit video, the very stupid shit he says on The Five that Fox “News” never puts online. Of the hour show, Fox “News” only ever posts one segment. Hopefully, Chow Mein and Bolling will be “all the Bolling, all the time!”

All the justification needed for this new series:

The only way to take
Eric Bolling
is out of context.

Meanwhile here’s the original Chow Mein and Bowling, after which this new series is lovingly named … until Mike Nesmith sues me:

Don’t forget to tune in to our next episode of Chow Mein and Bolling, whenever I write one.

Chow Mein and Bolling is a leisure time activity of The Fox News Spin Cycle.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Eighteen

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Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

Time to delve back into Bizarro World, aka Fox “News” for another look at what’s wrong with this world. This was the week where Mendacious Mitt Romney stumbled badly. He was just coming off his idiotic comments about Libya, when he mixed up the timeline and then blamed President Obama for siding with the terrorists. People were still complaining about that when a secretly recorded tape was released, in which Mittens wrote off 47% of the country as shiftless, lazy moochers who he had already written off. Consequently, the Fox “News” Spin Cycle went into overdrive, WHITEwashing the record for Mitty, hoping none of its brain dead viewers would turn on any other channels and learn the truth. Which is why this series exists.

BTW: I am still trying to find a single tweet, or facebook update, from Fox “News” that is positive to President Obama or, at the very least, neutral. I think I might be wasting my time. What do you think?

Mendacious Mitt wants to go to war against all kids of nations in
the Middle East, but Fox “News” will never tell you about that.

An article that blames the protestors, but makes no mention of Lyin’ Ryan’s lying lies.

WAIT!!! WHAT??? How did this get in here? Reading the article, however,
makes one think Mendacious Mitt is still ahead where it counts.

There was no mention of the ugly hate speech that comes from the Voter Value Summit and
how ashamed the GOP should be at even being associated with such an organization.

The problem of poverty? Too many poor people! This is just one way that
Fox “News” tried to cover for Mendacious Mitt’s 47% comments.

I’d rather roll Clayton Morris. Who’s with me on this?

Bully Boy Bolling is, for once, not blaming ALL Muslims, just radical ones. That won’t last long.

Personally I believe it’s because no one would sleep with such an opinionated idiot, but that’s just me.
No mention that this is one of the SuperPACs controlled by KKKarl
Rove, spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to game this election.

And Mendacious Mitt was doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. It’s as if these people
have never heard of “timed tweets,” which are set up hours, or days, in advance.

When Fox “News” hosts a Democratic candidate they never promote it like this.
Hot Air is the appropriately named web site started by sneer-machine Michelle Malkin.

What’s going on in the Middle East is far more complicated than one bite of a speech from 5 years ago would indicate

Loofah Lad only likes the Middle East because that’s where the best falafels come from.

There’s always more to these stories than Fox “News” is prepared to tell. However,
it fits in with their “War Against Christians” story line they love to sell.

Oy vey!!!

I’d rather see a post on how Fox “News” made hate fashionable.

Every once in a while Fox “News” gives us a distraction.

Once again Falafel King is taking a complex sitch-eee-ay-shun and trying to simplify it for his simpleton
audience. The attacks on the embassies in the Middle East have more to do with radical Muslims versus
moderate Muslims, but that doesn’t fit the Fox “News” story line, so you’ll never hear it there.

Sudan expresses its sovereignty; Fox “News” gets pissed off.

A totally bullshit report from the totally bullshit News Busters.

One quote, taken out of context, is elevated to a national story.

Normally Fox “News” would would not be quoting the Libyan president. However, this feeds right into its story line.

Not to forget there was a teachers strike in Chicago and the teachers MUST be denigrated because they’re in a union.

However, the Wall Street Journal, and Fox “News” (both owned by Rupert Murdoch) will never tell you that
KKKarl Rove has two SuperPACs, spending as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t seem to think Progressives are patriotic, which is awfully unpatriotic of him.

This will be helpful.

Where’s the morning cheesecake pic?

I guess Wretched Gretched has more info than anyone. She’ll answer the question herself.

Bully Boy Bolling wants President Obama to go all Bully Boy on the world. That’ll be helpful.

This was just days before Rick Santorum threw in the towel and became a lobbyist
for Big Banks. However, early in the week he was all for starting a war with Iran.

If there’s any fairness in the world it would be to have Laura Ingraham’s mouth sewn shut, but that ain’t happening either.

Another “action verb” that Fox Nation loves to throw around that bears NO RELATIONSHIP to what actually happened.

This was an interview that blamed President Obama for everything, including the surge in gun sales.

If anyone knows pond scum, it’s Bully Boy Bolling.

More of Donald Trump bloviating on things he knows nothing about. However, because he blames President
Obama for everything that has gone wrong in the world, he’s on Fox “News” show Fox and Friends every Monday.

However, if one watches the video it was Soledad O’Brien who vaporized Peter
King, who was reduced to shouting, “I don’t care what the fact checkers say.”

Sad Sarah, ‘Merka’s favourite victim, has found a new way to attack Joe McGinniss,
who moved in next door to her to write a book about the Wasilla Hillbillies.

However, no word on the several imitations of Mendacious Mitt.

I believe ANYBODY that contradics Fox “News” and Bully Boy Bolling.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“That’s how we can blame it on President Obama!”

“Because she wouldn’t put out. I had blue balls and everything,” Crowder confesses to no one.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh! We just did!”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Finding stupid protestors saying stupid things has become a cottage industry for Fox “News.”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Or is Fox “News” attacking President Obama for things he has no control over and the rest of the media
refuses to play along? Here’s what is ironic: Because Fox “News” has the highest viewership of all the cable
news channels, Fox “News” IS the mainstream media. However, it suits its story line to play the underdog.

QUICK! Look over there!

Congress could also go to the moon, but it won’t.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

I have yet to see Fox “News” promoting an advert from President Obama. But, here’s a free commercial for Mendacious Mitt.

Loofah Lad thinks that ‘Merkins are too stupid to understand that President Obama
is destroying the country. However, the Falafel King will set them all straight.

Because everyone knows that Liz Cheney is Fair and Balanced.

Another action verb. However, see how Fox “News” frames it? It’s Mendacious Mitt
going after the dependent voters, not Mittens writing off 47% of the country.

It’s not cheesecake without the legs.

No, really, cheesecake requires legs, at the very least.

There ya go!!!

That’s why the viewers tune in. Certainly you don’t think it’s for the trenchant political analysis?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

I think it’s a bad idea for Loofah Lad because he’s not nearly as smart as Jon Stewart.

Laura Ingraham is one of those Conservatives who have been trashing
Mendacious Mitt’s stumbling on the campaign trail. Pass the popcorn.
Just another way to attack the ACLU, which Fox “News” hates. However, did you
know that Sean “Scammity” Hannity once used the ACLU to win a lawsuit?

Until this late night presser, Fox “News” hadn’t even acknowledged that there had been a secret tape
in which Mittens trashed 47% of the ‘Merkin populace. And, even after this late night presser, in which
Mendacious Mitt sought to control the damage from his honest remarks that he never thought would
see the light of day, Fox “News” didn’t play the secret tape. That’s one way to cover up for Mendacious Mitt.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This comes from The Daily Caller’s Conspiracy machine and is a total misreading of events. However, Media
Matters for America has long been a thorn in the side of Fox “News” because it presents the truth of Fox “News” lies.

If Fox “News” has its way, you’ll answer yes. That’s why its reporting is slanted in that direction.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Rumsfeld is. Nothing was said about terror
attacks when Dubya was POTUS because that doesn’t advance the Fox “News” story line.

Laura Ingraham clearly is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is.

Because we know how Fair and Balanced Netanyahu is on the topic of Iran.

Short answer: NO!

A book called “Our Sarah”??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is she still considered a Fox “News” personality?

Bully Boy Bolling walked back these remarks, but it was too late because
Reich Wing cranks have alreay been spreading them around the innertubes.
More promotion for the campaign of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan.
What you’ll never hear on Fox “News” is how the GOP built that debt.

That’s NOT really what the emails show. The emails show Media Matters asking the DOJ to
confirm or deny certain untruths from Fox “News.” And, whaddaya know, they were all untruths.
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on First Lady Obama?”

Another video of stupid Jesse Watters finding stupid people saying stupid things.
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

After Scammity’s done, his viewers will think this is the smartest thing Mendacious Mitt has ever said.

But Fox “News” will never tell its viewers that Eric Holder was absolved of responsibility in the
gun-walking scandal, contrary to the story line it’s been pushing for months and months.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced pretend-Democrat Doug Schoen is.

Drudge Report deceptively edits President Obama’s remarks and Fox “News” runs with it, hoping to get everybody
to forget about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks. BTW: Deceptively editing a tape is now call “Doing a Breitbart.”

Then Fox “News” brings on Mendacious Mitt for a softball interview in which he gets to comment on the “Breitbarted” video.

As always, it’s more about what The Falafel King edited out of the interview than what he left in.

If anyone knows how to create wealth, it’s Mendacious Mitt: Step One: Hide money off shore. Step Two: Claim
everything as Capital Gains taxes. Step Three: Excoriated those 47% of fools who pay more in taxes than he does.

While, at the same time, New Jersey is about to get its credit rating downgraded. But that’s an
inconvenient piece of information, so Fox “News” won’t tell its brain dead audience about that.

There’s just a hint of leg showing, which is a teaser for all of those who are hoping for their cheesecake shot of the morning.

And for those who are hoping to lay down with their cheesecake shot of the morning . . .

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is. Why it was only
a few weeks ago that he said President Obama is holding Secretary of State Hilary Clinton
hostage and will murder her if President Bill Clinton doesn’t toe the line in his DNC speech.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Mark Steyn is.

Here’s the question I want to see Dr. Keith answer: “I watch Fox “News” every hour
of every day and believe everything I hear on Fox “News.” Am I normal or nuts?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Trump is.

Of course to hear Loofah Lad tell it, Mendacious Mitt is all about truth and the folks need to pay heed.

Fox “News” outsourcing its trashing of the ACLU to a father who is pissed, because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Pat Buchanan is.

Now Judge Nap is taking the “Breitbarted” video and making up shit about it.

Who is this writing who calls Cal Thomas a “friend and colleague”? Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Cal Thomas is.
Believing the lies on Fox “News.” Normal or nuts?

Fox “News” is hoping you will be after it plays the “Breitbarted” video enough
times to get its audience to forget all about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks.

Nobody should be surprised Fox “News” is playing a “Breitbarted” video to attack President Obama.

Even when KKKarl Rove is promoting a Crossroads campaign video, he won’t tell you how this is one
of his own SuperPACs, which are spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This how Fox “News” tries to make it sound as if it is the only station
which will tell the ‘Merkin people the truth, when all it does is lie.

These are just some of the comments left on the Andrea Mitchell thread. Right on cue
the Fox “News” brain dead viewers say the most hateful things against her.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Eric Cantor is.

Yet nothing on how Eric Holder was exonerated by the same Justice Department report.

Yet nothing on KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

Yet, still nothing on how this report exonerated Eric Holder.

I don’t know whether it was a mistake to start following Judge Nap because he’s not just a
Conservative fool, he’s a Libertarian fool who thinks he’s the only smart one in the room.

That’s why he and John Stossel were made for each other.

Sort of???

Mark :Levin referred to as “The Great One” by Sean Scammity? My head’s gong to explode.

He’s not only gaming the election, he’s gaming the numbers. And, Fox “News” still won’t
tell you how he’s spending up to $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election.

By “Taliban Lawyer” what they really mean is a lawyer who defended someone accused of a
crime, just like the Constitution allows for a fair trial. However, Fox “News” will trash him anyway.

But wait!!! Wasn’t that in 2007 under Dubya’s administration? Why not mention that?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rep. Allen West is.

Released from Gitmo in 2007 under the Dubya administration. “QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

KKKarl Rove won’t admit two things: 1). That his SuperPACs are spening as much as $300,000,000.00
to influence the 2012 elections; 2). He’s already started to scale back advertising for Mendaciosu Mitt
because he knows he’s going to lose. He is now concentrating the bucks on Senate and House races.

It turns out that President Obama wasn’t meeting with a pirate at all, which makes this the Fox “News” Lie of the Week™.

Fox “News” wants its brain dead viewers to forget how the GOP
has been waging a War on Women. so it’s called FREEDOM instead.

How many of them met with pirates, Wretched Gretched?

Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!!

Did Jewel meet with a pirate?

No he didn’t. He backtracked and said he was representing 100% of the population.

No kidding, Wretched Gretched? Why didn’t you ever tell your brain dead viewers that, after pumping the story all morning long?

“Brain dead” describes the typical Fox “News” viewer. More projection, Scammity?

Why is that, Loofah Lad? It’s not like David Letterman is a pirate, or anything.

This was the #2 Fox “News” Lie of the Week™. A poorly sourced story
from the NYPost about a ridiculous idea that no one has ever considered.
Fox “News” has long had a “mad on” for Oliver Stone, so this is his just desserts.

Where’s the admission that KKKarl Rove is spending up to $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections?

You mean that Gitmo detainee that Dubya released in 2007?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rudy “a noun, a verb and 9/11” Giuliani is.

But he hasn’t stuck to his guns, which makes this the #3 Fox News Lie of the Week™.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Todd Starnes and Michelle Malkin are. What Fox “News” won’t
show is the Mendacious Mitt campaign flag where the starts have been replaced by the “R” Romney logo.

I think they meant he was having a hot flash.

Hoo boy! What a total misreading of another President Obama quote.
Because we all know how Fair and Balanced these Three Stooges are.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Newt Gingrich is.

Oh, that’s so clever. Lookie: Bully Boy Bolling tried to make a funny again. How about that
Mendacious Mitt campaign flag that replaces the stars with Rs? [Hey, that rhymes!]

And, that’s how the week ended, with more Fox “News” lies than you can shake a stick at, which is what I do every week with the Fox “News” Spin Cycle. Get ready for next week’s stick, because Fox “News” is getting more and more desperate in WHITEwashing everything negative about Mendacious Mitt and lying about President Obama.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Seventeen

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Bizarro is owned
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One of the things I learned from my decade working in a tee vee newsroom is something that EVERYONE should understand: It’s not just about what a news station broadcasts; often what’s more telling is what a station neglects to broadcast. Fox “News” NEVER appears to broadcast anything positive about President Obama. However, if some whack-job that no one has ever heard of says something negative, Fox “News” will turn it into a national news story.

It’s the same with these updates I have been obsessively collecting. I make this solemn promise to my faithful readers: If Fox “News” ever sends out a message that’s POSITIVE to President Obama, I will give it a blog post all on it’s own. However, don’t hold your breath.

Meanwhile, let’s take another trip to Bizarro World.

Oh! My!! Sides!!! This followed Chuck “1,000 years of darkness” appearing all over the Fox “News” Schedule.

Would Dubs the Dog ever ride on top of Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris’ car? Just asking.

After Dubs the Dog appears on Fox and Friends, another plug for Dick “Hire A Hooker” Morris’ book.

Another book promo. What is this, the Oprah Book Club?

Two reasons Fox “News” is promoting this 60 Minutes interview: 1). To get viewers to forget they outed
this Navy Seal’s real name and where he lived; 2). He said negative things against President Obama.

Oh, look: President Obama made a slip-of-the0tongue. Lket’s trash him.

Playing President Obama against his former Chief of Staff. It’s a win/win for Fox “News.”

Making it seem that John Schneider was only on Fox & Friends to promote a movie,
but he was also there to bash President Obama. Don’t forget the Fox “News” credo:
Who cares what celebrities have to say? Unless, of course, they are part of the Right Wing.

Hoo boy!!!

Hoo boy!!!
This book has worse to say about the Republican leadership in the House, but you’d never
know that by watching Fox “News.” And “devastates”???  Oh, please. Just another one
of those action verbs Fox “News” likes to throw around when the evidence is very different.

However, the GOP is going on vacation until after the election. Really!!!

You just can’t make this up: To Bully Boy Bolling EVERYTHING is President Obama’s fault.

“QUICK! How can we use the weekly Loofah Lad quiz to bash the administration?”

Who cares what Snoop Lion said in Toronto? Fox “News” cares because it’s another way to play the Race Card.

Another crappy article that Fox “News” wants to elevate into a national news story because it trashes President Obama.

Why is Fox “News” skipping the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama?

Who cares what that Fat Fuck says? Oh, Fox “News” cares because it trashes President Obama.

Bully Boy Bolling decides what’s importantv and what’s not.

Once again there was a missed opportunity to reveal KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

While on the surface this might look like a positive message about President Obama, one click will disprove that notion.

If Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly thinks trashing President Obama will
win the election for Mendacious Mitt, he is making a major mistake.

Why is Fox “News” not tgelling us about KKKarl Rove’s massive
$100,000,000.00 conflict of interest? Because it’s not in their interests.
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

The only reason Juan Williams felt the need to post this poll is because he was trashed without mercy for speaking the truth.

Bully Boy Bolling never misses an opportunity to politicize something.

I have decided not to use, or make fun of, any of the other solemn messages from Fox “News” personalities. However, Bully Boy Bolling is in  class by himself.

Making fun of Liberals, one ambush interview at a time.

It’s not just books that Fox and Friends are promoting. Are they getting money for these advertisements?

Here’s another one. Hoo boy!!!

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing, even though Juan Williams attempts to provide SOME balance.

More POTUS bashing.

The first sentence is either a typo or someone is hoping people are not reading closely. Meanwhile, more POTUS bashing.

“QUICK! How can we bash unionism?”

This isn’t from Fox “News” but it a correct assessment of what Fox “News”
was doing on the SOLEMN 11th Anniversary of the 9/11 attack.

Because, of course, it wasn’t enough that he appeared on Fox and Friends, Fox and Friends Weekend
twice, and The Huckleberry Hound Show. Now it’s time for him to bring his “1,000 years of darkness if
President Obama is reelected” bullshit to the laughingly labelled “No Spin Zone” where it’s all SPIN.

Once again there will be nothing said about KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

There was a whole day of using Israel to bash President Obama, before
the murders of the ‘Merkin Ambassador in Libya changed the narrative.

Sorry to keep repeating myself: KKKarl Rove will discuss a lot of shit,
but will never admit his massive $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

Using Israel to bash President Obama.

He didn’t. President Obama was quoting someone else’s words, but
Fox “News” will take any opportunity to play the Race Card.

Even though the governors of many states asked for this, Republicans are going to make
sure it doesn’t happen and Fox “News” is going to use it to bash President Obama.

Say it along with me: Fox “News” will never mention KKKarl Rove’s HUGE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

However, one click and you’d see how Fox “News” did everything in its
power to minimize the hate expressed against this pizza shop owner.
Did you wonder where Mendacious Mitt picked up his lie? Fox “News” said it first and Mittens just repeated it.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on Obamacare?”
Now that there’s been a confirmed death, Fox “News” has moderated its
message. Too bad Mendacious Mitt didn’t follow this example as well.

Too bad Kraut the Hammer didn’t moderate his message either.

This Hollywood Reporter story is all bullshit. It quotes the filmmaker, who
is upset that the White House has fact-checked this piece of shit movie.

More President Obama trashing.

What happens when two Right Wing wingnuts meet a Right Wing wingnut? They take souvenir pictures.

Fox and Friends First has been skipping the morning cheesecake
photo, but they haven’t completely forgot their fans that have a leg fetish.

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“That’s how we can blame it on President Obama!!!” Bully Boy Bolling never disappoints.

Another book promotion. I sure hope Wretched Gretched is getting paid for this.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh, right! We already have.”

“QUICK! How can we attack Unionism?”

The last person I would ever take election advice from is Sarah Palin.

The Daily Caller has become Obama Conspiracy Central. Here’s another pile of crap.

The next person I would never take advice from is Senator
John McCain, who foisted Sarah Palin on ‘Merka in the first place.

TRANSLATION: “We here at Fox “News” can’t get enough of Chuck Norris.

Now Bill “Loofah Lad” repeats Palin’s nonsense.

Just another way to bash President Obama.

Lyin’ Ryan is using this tragedy for political purposes.

Using the tragedy of 9/11 for political purposes.

Using this tragedy for political purposes.

Using this tragedy for political purposes, but then Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t know to do anything different.

Using this tragedy for political purposes.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we get Rep. Allen West to blame this on President Obama?”

Bill the “Falafel King” just can’t quit Sandra Fluke. I think he really loves her.

“QUICK! How can we get someone else to blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Of course KKKarl Rove, aka Turd Blossom (that was George W Bush’s nickname for him. Really!),
will trash the POTUS, but will NEVER explain his $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? We can’t? Then we will blame it on the Nanny State. Close enough!”

No one airbrushes history like KKKarl Rove, who has still not admitted his $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

Using this tragedy to bash President Obama.

Using this tragedy to play politics AND bash President Obama.

How did your God like your Makris confession. Loofah Lad?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’m sure when KKKarl Rove is done spinning this the only voters
President Obama will have left are welfare cheats and … oh wait!!!

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

I’d still rather have President Carter to a President Romney.
Yet, Fox “News” has NEVER pointed out all of the Mendacious Mitt gaffes from just this week.

Oh, lookie: Fox “News” finally found one poll that agrees with its viewpoint.

That sounds Fair and Balanced, doesn’t it?

“QUICK! How fast can we get Kraut the Hammer to blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How fast can we find a newspaper to blame this on President Obama?”

This was an interview that Fox “News” wishes would go down the memory hole because Chris Walace disagreed
with the Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends and how they were framing the issue to bash President Obama.

Wake me up when Fox “News” decides to send out something positive to President Obama.

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