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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, October 16, 2014

Howdy, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Bob Weir, of The Grateful Dead, still making Headlines Du Jour. Here are some others from yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Superintendent Aims To “To Set The Record Straight” About Fox’s Misinformation

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Laura Ingraham: Frieden Is “A Combination Of Baghdad Bob And Kathleen Sebelius”

GRETA DISAGREES WITH THE FALAFEL KING:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Ablow: Americans Got Stockholm Syndrome And Elected Obama Because His Names Are “Very Similar To Two Of Our Archenemies”

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

PETER JOHNSON, JR IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, October 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday belonds to the One! The only!! GROUCHO!!! Julius Henry Marx saw more than his fair share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN LGBT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

TODAY IN GLOBAL WARMING:

PEEKING INTO WINDOWS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly: Interviewers Should “Be Provocative” And Ask Obama “Isn’t It Your Fault That These Two American Journalists Were Beheaded?”

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MEDIA MAN HOWARD KURTZ IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Those Foxy Friends from the
Curvy Couch on Fox & Friends

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Doocy: “If Barack Obama Could, He Would Ban Guns In The Hands Of Everybody Except The Police”

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

West Says “It Would Be An Incredible
Honor” To Become Director

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MARTHA MACCALLUM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 28, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday is celebrated by Ben R. King, singer with The Drifters. He’s seen more than his share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is fortified with far more Fox “News” tomfoolery than usual because they were bigger idiots than usual:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

THE FAKE NEWS SHOWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


THE FAKE FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY AND DANA PERINO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Andrea Tantaros: “He Was One Of The Most
Divisive, Polarizing, Controversial, Most
Dangerous Men In America … He Ran The
DOJ Much Like The Black Panthers Would”

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEIL CAVUTO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

New data suggest the poles could be reversing for the
first time in 780,000 years. Here’s how it affects you

IN OUTER SPACE:

A dramatic recent “discovery”
in physics is looking rather dodgy

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 21, 2014

Howdy Headliners!!! Today is the last full day of Summer and the birthday of Leonard Cohen, Canadian poet, novelist and singer. Born in 1934, he’s seen his number of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here is today”s Headlines Du Jour:

IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL:

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

What should happen to weed users and dealers busted before the stuff was legal?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Varney: Generous “Welfare
Web” Keeps People In A “Gilded Cage”

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 25, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday boy is Egbert Roscoe Murrow, aka Edward R. Murrow. who read a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay veteran, 74, denied burial
with spouse because of Idaho law

GET THE FRACK OUT OF HERE:

In Landmark Ruling, Jury Says
Fracking Company Must Pay
$3 Million To Sickened Family

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Two Former LA Sheriff Deputies Charged With Planting Guns At Marijuana Dispensary

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OVERLY PLASTERED”

Mormon GOP Senator
Who Claims to Abstain from
Alcohol Arrested for DUI

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

What Georgia’s expansive
new pro-gun law does

Georgia Governor Signs Bill
Allowing Guns In Bars,
Churches, Libraries And Schools

IT’S A SERIES OF TUBES:

US proposes pay-for-priority
Internet standards

Net-Neutrality Advocates Angered
by FCC’s Planned New Rules

F.C.C. On Track To Ruin Last Truly Democratic Institution: The Internet

WAR IS HELL, UNLESS YOU’RE A CONTRACTOR:

The Real Winner of the Afghan War
Is This Shady Military Contractor

The State Department paid out $4 billion
to rebuild Afghanistan. Some $2.5 billion of
that went to a single firm with a bad, bad past.

IN THE WORLD OF SPORTS:

Buffalo Bills Cheerleaders Allege Minimum
Wage Violations In Lawsuit Against Team

$COTU$ WATCH:

Dawsey: The Ban on
Affirmative Action Is About
Preserving the Caste System

8 Times the Supreme Court
Was Bewildered by Technology

WHACKO WATCH:

Libertarian Hero Cliven
Bundy Shockingly Turns
Out to Be Gigantic Racist

Cliven Bundy is part of a long tradition: corporate mooching

Cliven Bundy’s Slavery Delusion

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News’ Anti-Gay Selective Outrage In One Chart

Fox Goes Silent On Bundy
After Racist Tirade

Fox’s Krauthammer Blasts Conservatives For Their
Support Of Cliven Bundy

ROGER AILES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Roger Ailes owns Cliven Bundy now: How dumb opportunism became a right-wing nightmare

Did Roger Ailes Dupe James Rosen,
Or Did Rosen Dupe ‘Merka?

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Sean Hannity Claims That He
Is The Real Victim of Cliven Bundy’s Racist Comments

Hannity Addresses Bundy on Fox: Comments ‘Downright Racist’ and ‘Bigoted’

Hannity: ‘I Think Jon Stewart Is Extremely Talented and Funny’

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly on
Bundy Fallout:
‘Be Careful Who
You Partner Up With’

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Greta: ‘I Condemn What Cliven Bundy Said About African Americans’

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Gretchen Carlson
Shuts Down Democrat’s
Attempt to Bring Up Bundy

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Brian Kilmeade Mocks
His Own Prom Photo,
Says It’s “A Little Gay”

ΤΟ ΜΕΓΑΛΎΤΕΡΟ ΗΛΊΘΙΟΣ TANTAROS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Tantaros: Supreme Court
Rolling Back Civil Rights Laws Is
What “Martin Luther King Wished For”

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

President Obama Tears Apart CNN’s Lazy
and Biased Press Conference Question

IN INNER SPACE:

Watch as swarms of micro-robots run around making stuff

TODAY IN ART:

Dozens of Never-Before-
Seen Andy Warhol Works
Found on Floppy Disks

IN BEATLES NEWS:

Paul McCartney sets Aug. 14 Candlestick show

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, February 6, 2014

Before we get to today’s Headlines Du Jour, lets take a look a headline from yesteryear, found at the WikiWhackyWoo:

• Feb 6 1843 – The first minstrel show in the United States, The Virginia Minstrels, opens (Bowery Amphitheatre in New York City).

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

NEWSPAPERS IN THE HEADLINES:

Observer: NY Times Staffers
in ‘Semi-Open Revolt’
Against Editorial Section

THE NEWS IN THE HEADLINES:

The media’s massive revisions on CBO-Obamacare story

BOYCOTT THE SOCHI OLYMPICS:

New Channel 4 Documentary Reveals Shocking Levels of Russian Homophobia

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

GOP Strategist: ‘Detroit
Should Prepare A Bid’ For
Party’s 2016 Convention

Project to transform 140
acres of blight into large
urban farm finally underway

THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO:

Fugitive sought since 1977 found in California

THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCH:

The Koch Brothers Left a Confidential Document
at Their Last Donor Conference—Read it Here

ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE OF COPS GONE WILD:

EXCLUSIVE: Cops
sexually assault mother,
break 10-year-old son’s
leg, claims lawsuit

Cops break a 10-year-old boy’s leg with a kick then sexually assault mother by flicking pierced nipple, a shocking new lawsuit claims.

A “COPS GONE WILD” FOLLOW-UP:

Cop Indicted For Allegedly Killing Schizophrenic
Because He Didn’t ‘Have Time’ To Reason With Him

FREE THE WEED!!!

Obama Could Legalize Pot Today

Legalizing Medical Marijuana
May Lead To Fewer Suicides

Georgia’s New Medical
Marijuana Bill Introduced

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OMFG!!!

Watch What Happens When A Woman Tells
Rep. Bridenstine Obama Should Be Executed

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Did God Harden Barack Obama’s Heart
or Did He Make Joseph Farah Stupid?

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Duly Quoted: Rob Ford on
Ongoing Police Investigation

Mayor responds to the news that police
are seeking his cellphone records.

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Appetite For Distraction: Fox News Gets
Taken To The Woodshed By Jon Stewart

Bill O’Reilly Tries To Make Jon Stewart Understand America

The Bill O’Reilly interruption factor: Dana Milbank

O’Reilly: WaPo’s Dana Milbank ‘a weasel’

Milbank: Yes, O’Reilly is ‘unfair’ to Obama

Pathetic O’Reilly Gets Taste of His Own Bullying
Medicine, Whines About Obama Interview Criticism

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Freaks Out Over CVS
Ending Sales Of Tobacco

Fox Host: “Is It OK Legally … To
Restrict Tobacco Availability In
A Private Store Like This?”

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANN COULTER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Ann Coulter: My Friend’s Sister Died Because of Obamacare

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN:

Sony Bets That Jazz Can Still Be Hip

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Guess what day it is? That’s right! It’s the anniversary of when the last person was executed for blasphemy in Britain. Meanwhile, I’ve grown suspicious of my headline collecting robot drones. They may be executed for exactly the very same reason. However, let’s not dwell on the unpleasant because it’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour.

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Omaha police association labels video of
diapered black toddler ‘The Thug Cycle’

THE SORRY STATE OF TEE VEE NEWS:

“60 Minutes” gets it wrong again:
Cleantech hit job doesn’t check out

TODAY IN FOX “NEWS”

‘You’re Invisible, But I’ll Eat You Anyway.’ Secrets Of Snow-Diving Foxes

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

Climate Change Deniers
Using Cold Weather as
Proof Exposed as Idiots
By Jon Stewart

FREE THE WEED!!!

Stephen Colbert shreds
‘buzzkill’ David Brooks’s
argument against legal weed

RELIGION CORNER:

Man who thinks he’s Jesus… along with hundreds of young women who follow him across the world

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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day ► The gretchen carlson Edition

This time, it’s not so much what was said as what wasn’t said. First take a look at Johnny Dollar’s Wall of Resentments and Paybacks™. What’s missing? I’ll let you decide:

If you guessed gretchen carlson [I won’t capitalize her name ever again] then you can move to the head of the class. Yesterday was the day that gretchen carlson FAMOUSLY walked off the set of Fox and Friends when Brian Kilmeade made a not-so-friendly sexist joke. It was everywhere EXCEPT at J$’s sewer. Maybe it’s time for Johnny Dollar-Mark Koldys to retire that obviously lying rubric:

Actual screen capture of an actual lie

Johnny Dollar has learned well from his [alleged] financial backers. “Cable News Truth” is no more honest a slogan than is “Fair & Balanced.”J$ doesn’t think you can handle the truth, or wants to hide it from you. For your viewing pleasure, here is gretchen carlson walking off the set of Fox and Friends.

Not only did Johnny Dollar-Mark Koldys ignore it, but it appears as if Fox and Friends never addressed it either.

UPDATE:

Johnny Dollar: Thanks for reading the Aunty Em Ericann blog!