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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Marc Bolan, who tragically died in a car crash much too young. Sadly, he became one of the headlines of yesteryear, on September 16, 1977:

Whew! Now here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR TODAY:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

“If Obama decides to run again (against US law)
or declares a National Emergency to suspend
elections in 2016, what will our Democrat sheriff do?”

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

The social networks we already have are not
giving us what we want. We’re turning to the
new thing because it’s new, not because it’s good

COMEDIANS IN THE NEWS ATTACKING FOX “NEWS” AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH SCHICKELGRUBER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JUDGE JEANINE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Like finding a molecular needle in a cosmic haystack, astronomers have detected radio waves emitted by isopropyl cyanide.

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Hezekiah Leroy Gordon Smith, better known to Jazz fans as Stuff Smith., violinist extraordinaire. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

THE SPERM WARS:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The media monitoring service — used by MSNBC,
among others — is found to be transformative
Loofah Lad showing no self-awareness whatsoever

FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

No longer preggy leggy Meggy showing
off her journalistic credentials…again.

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Tucker Fucker Carlson showing
off his journalistic credentials

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bully Boy Bolling showing
off his journalistic credentials

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Greg Gutfeld showing off
his journalistic credentials

GREG GUTFELD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Sean Hannity showing off
his journalistic credentials

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Hello again, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Otis Ray Redding, Jr, whose biggest hit, “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay,” was recorded 3 days before he died in a plane crash in 1967, making it a Headline Du Jour of yesteryear. Also on this date:

Here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver (D-Manhattan) told the Daily News he was outraged at
Republicans’ bugging of Assemblyman Edward Hennessey’s car, while others demanded an
apology. State GOP Chairman Ed Cox shot back on Monday that the tracking was perfectly legal.
Fun fact: September 8th is the birthday of Ruby Bridges, center

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday August 13, 2014

Hello, Headliners.Today’s birthday belongs to Bert Lahr, the cowardly lion. AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!! Other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now let’s look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SHEP SMITH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

To his credit:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEIL CAVUTO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOU DOBBS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:


ALMA confirms comets forge organic
molecules in their dusty atmospheres

These new observations provide important insights
into how and where comets forge new chemicals,
including intriguing organic compounds.

Black hole bends light, space, time — and NASA’s NuSTAR can see it all unfold

Big Bang: How the Universe was created

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday August 4, 2014

Hello Headliners! Celebrating a birthday today is singer Helen Kane, often cited as the inspiration for Betty Boop, even though she lost the court case when she sued Max Fleisher for wrongful appropriation of her likeness. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

WORLD WAR WATCH:

Instability in Ukraine, chaos in Syria,
conflict in the East China Sea—the trigger
points for World War III are in place.

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IN INNER SPACE:

Gentler personalities and more feminine
faces, caused by a reduction in testosterone,
saw art work boom 50,000 years ago

IN OUTER SPACE:

TEE VEE CORNER:

There are often so
many tee vee headlines in Headlines Du Jour
that the Not Now Silly
Newsroom is looking for new ways to
present it all. This section will be
in flux until we get it right.

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BAD BOY BOBBY BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, July 10, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Ian Whitcomb, born in 1941 and still going strong. From the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

KIRSTEN POWERS HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 16, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Lamont Dozier, who wrote many hit songs for Motown before going off on a solo career. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WALL STREET JOURNAL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom:
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 9, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to the late, great Johnny Ace. Though he died on Christmas Day in 1954, he knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now on to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

TODAY IN THE RAT RACE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

WAIT!!! WHAT???

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 6, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Swing bandleader Jimmie Lunceford, who knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


FREE THE WEED!!!

INFORMATION ABOUT THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Carlson On Student’s Report: “He Went And Tattled To The Police”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, May 19, 2014

Hello, Headliners!!! It’s the b-b-birthday of P-P-Pete Townshend. Other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

‘MERKA, ‘MERKA, GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE:

The U.S. is being overrun by a wave of
anti-science, anti-intellectual thinking. Has
the most powerful nation on Earth lost its mind?

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PREJUDICES:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

A mother’s rights were not violated by a
judge’s decision that barred her from ranting
about her children and ex on Facebook.

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANNA KOOIMAN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FUCKER TUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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