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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 4, 2014

It was 50 years ago today: The Beatles had the
Top Five singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart

With Headlines Du Jour on hiatus yesterday, today’s Headlines Du Jour is bigger than usual. We’ll get to that, right after the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

How The Supreme Court Just Legalized Money Laundering
By Rich Campaign Donors

More Than Corruption Threatens the Integrity of Our Democracy
The sad tale of how the Supreme
Court’s approach to money in politics
helped create the Inequality Era. 

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia believes society is eroding because women use the ‘F-word’ and thinks Facebook is ‘strange’

LGBT NEWS:

When Did The Gospel
Become Anti-Gay?

ACLU: We’re not buying Schuette’s ‘just doing my job’ claim on gay marriage ban

Introducing The Federalist,
A New Web Magazine For Anti-LGBT Conservatives

Miami Beach scores 100, plus 12 bonus points, on updated HRC 2013 Municipal Equality Index

THE WAL*MART EFFECT:

Hungry for Savings
Walmart donates billions to anti-hunger initiatives.
Some of those efforts benefit its own employees.

THE “GOP” IN GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OBSOLETE POLITICIANS?”:

The Sheldon Adelson Suck-Up Fest
Republican contenders prostrated themselves for the casino mogul’s favor—a vivid illustration of who owns the GOP.

Georgia GOP Chair Warns That Straight People Will Enter Sham Gay Marriages For Benefits

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

18 Charts that Illustrate America’s Insane Class
System from Birth till Death

FREE THE WEED!!!

Hash Bash 2014: Marijuana rally in Ann Arbor welcomes back organizer after 2 years in prison

DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The
Dogs Before You Legalize Pot

Pot activist alleges human rights
violated by AHS over vapourizer use

Lisa Kirkman fighting for right to use medical
marijuana vapour in hospitals and other public places

Arizona sheriff ordered to return medical marijuana to patient by state Supreme Court

Washington D.C. mayor okays measure decriminalizing possession of an ounce of pot

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Snyder Wins: How ‘CancelColbert’ Drowned Out the Native Voice

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Nun Reportedly Tells Catholic School
Kids That Masturbation Makes Guys Gay

Fairbanks campus priest charged
with DUI, drugs and weapons

DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT’ ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROAWAY CITY:

The death of a great American city: why does anyone still live in Detroit?
The city’s social contract was shredded
long ago and everyone knows time is running
out – but some Detroiters have hope

In arena deal, Detroit
worshipping Mike Ilitch

Why have we decided that a guy who became
a billionaire selling us cheap pizza is God?

Feds probe vote for Detroit
City Council leadership

New Book From WSU Press
Captures Detroit Art Explosion
In All Its Funky Splendor

A VIDEO DISPATCH FROM DETROIT:

A Videographer Tweaks The Controversial
Promotion For The Albert Apartments

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News host: ‘Right-wing people’ love gentrification because poor areas smell bad

Fox Kept Cutting Away
From Democrats During
Benghazi Hearing

Fox Is Annoyed That Other Networks Don’t
Buy Into Its Benghazi Conspiracy Theory

Fox Finds Latest Food Stamp Poster Child

Fox’s Starnes Embarrasses Himself With
Another Bogus Culture War Horror Story

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Eric Bolling gets his
cleantech facts very wrong

Eric Bolling’s Latest Conspiracy Theory: Obama “Bankrupted” GM To Protect It From Ignition Defect Fallout

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly Accuses CAIR Of Trying To
Suppress Fox Coverage Of Anti-Islamic Movie

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Congrats Fox & Friends
for being (almost) the first
to blame Obama for the
Fort Hood shooting

IN INNER SPACE:

Gene therapy comes of age: We can now
edit entire genomes to cure diseases

Scientists Create an Unprecedented
Map of the Developing Human Brain

IN OUTER SPACE:

Honey, I Want to Move to Mars
My wife is a semifinalist to board a one-way mission to
the Red Planet. I’m proud, happy, and thrilled for her.
Now, do you want to know how I really feel about it?

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Compare and Contrast – London: 1927 & 2013

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 2, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! It’s the 72nd birthday of Leon Russell, who started out as a session player before putting out records under his own name. As a member of the Crypt-Kickers Five, Russell is on record praising the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Whatever happened to my Trabsylvania Twist? No matter, here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GUNS & GOOFBALLS:

The GOP’s perpetual war drum explained:
Why are Republicans so eager for conflict?

Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

IN ‘MERKIN POLITICS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay Key West men sue for right
to marry in Florida after Monroe
clerk’s office denies couple a license

FREE THE WEED!!!

Colorado drivers claim ‘license plate
profiling’ after marijuana legalization

Medical marijuana sales now officially legal in Nevada

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hobby Lobby’s Hypocrisy: The Company’s Retirement
Plan Invests in Contraception Manufacturers

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

White Officers Falsely
Arrested Black Teen: Jury

Report: Well-being of African-Americans in Michigan among worst in nation


EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:

Zebra Stripes Evolved to Keep
Biting Flies Away, Study Reveals

DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit installs 3,200
new LED street lights

Cobalts Were Seen as Lemons From Start, State Data Shows

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Provides GOP A
2014 Platform: “All They
Have To Do Is Get A
Transcript Of This Show”

O’Reilly, Juan Williams
Rip Chris Hayes: He
Used Conservative Guest
as ‘Living Piñata’!

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Steve Doocy, Guest Agree: Godless ‘Noah’ Example Of Today’s Godlessness!

IN INNER SPACE:

Art and Science Collide in the Discovery of the Higgs Boson
Particle Fever, a documentary about
the physicists who found the “God
particle,” suggests doing science
isn’t that different from making art


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

IN OUTER SPACE:




ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:



VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 31, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Herb Albert, who was not only the leader of the Tijuana Brass, but also the “A” in A&M Records. It’s no secret: This guy’s in love with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Today’s Headlines Du Jour, step this way:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mozilla Finally Declares
Support for Marriage Equality

Banned for life: Why gay
men still can’t donate blood

Man Who Raised Money For
Organ Donation Dies, Is Rejected
As Donor Because He Was Gay

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBFUSCATE:

Newest ‘Obamacare Victim’ Is Actually An Anti-Healthcare GOP Operative (Video)

Students Walk out on Dick Cheney,
Calling Him ‘War Criminal’ (VIDEO)

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Plutocracy without end:
Why the 1 percent always
defeats the middle class

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

New Jersey Student Causes Controversy
After Hanging Confederate ‘Redneck’ Flag

WHEN CONDOMS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL WEAR CONDOMS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana goes mainstream
A business conference in Eugene focuses on a changing industry

Expect serious problems
with medical marijuana

Colorado man sues Idaho police over “license-plate profiling” in marijuana case

Study: No Link Between Marijuana
Legalization And Rise In Crime

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Fundamentalists Are Pretty Sure
Jesus Would Not Bake a Wedding
Cake for a Gay Couple

DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit: bankrupt city readies for divisive $450m Red Wings arena

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

Dolphins use sponges as nose
guards and it’s changing their genes

THE “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rumor, gossip, nonsense: How
the news became a nightmare

The Tee Vee Newsroom Race to the Bottom

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

As ACA Signups Skyrocket Towards 7 Million Fox News Claims Obama Is Cooking the Books

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Watch Bill O’Reilly Explain
That Inequality Is Actually
GOOD For America! (Video)

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 30, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! Today’s the birthday of painters Francisco Goya (1746) and Vincent van Gogh (1853). While their styles were quite different, they totally agreed on the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GIMME!!!

Republican Led Southern States
Dragging America Down By
Leeching Off Of Your Tax Dollars

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Hobby Lobby: A Mixture of
Racism and Xenophobia

TODAY’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM IN TEXAS:

FBI Smashes Alleged Radical-
Right Terror Plot in Texas

TODAY’S UFO IN TEXAS:

Mystery aircraft flying over Texas baffles aviation experts

1957’S UFO IN TEXAS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Why the surprise at learning how
much evangelicals hate gay people?

A Creationist Decided to Answer My 10 Questions and the Results are Hilarious

Pat Robertson Is Upset That Gay
People Are No Longer Stoned To Death

BROWSER BATTLES:

Mozilla’s bad week: Employees call for CEO Eich to step down, 3 board members leave

Employees Revolt Against Mozilla’s New Anti-Gay CEO; Demand He Resign

Gay Firefox developers boycott Mozilla to protest CEO hire

FREE THE WEED!!!

Hemp aid: US considers buying industrial cannabis from Ukraine to bolster its economy

Non-psychoactive CBD oil made from marijuana plants poised to be game-changer

Marijuana raid in Bates County
illustrates the evolution of an issue

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Police Mistake Tea Leaves
for Pot, Raid Ex-CIA

UVA Student Files $40 Million Suit Against ABC
Agents and State For Traumatic Sparkling Water Episode

CHRIS “CHRIS” CHRISTIE CORNER:

Five Takeaways From Christie’s Self-Exoneration Report

THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCHS:

What’s Really Behind the Koch Attacks on Democrats
Hint: it’s not about healthcare.

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race
War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

How a Florida Engineer Found
a Fatal Flaw in Chevy Cobalt

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 28, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the King of Jazz’s birthday. Paul Whiteman is the orchestra leader who commissioned George Gershwin to write Rhapsody in Blue and hired Bing Crosby as his boy singer back in 1926. George, along with his brother Ira, loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mozillagate grows

LGBT RIP

SCOTUS WATCH:

A Decision In Favor Of Hobby Lobby Will
Equal a License For Religious Tyranny

FREE THE WEED!!!

Medical Marijuana User Relieved
He Can Still Grow At Home

These States Are Ready To Break The Marijuana Taboo In The Conservative South

Industrial hemp research
bill passes in Nebraska

Legalize Canada: New Activist
Group Targets Key Ridings To
Elect Pro-Marijuana Candidates

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOYIM:

The Sheldon Primary:
No Welcome Mat for the Tea Party

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD:

India officially declared polio-free

CLIMATE CHANGE CORNER:

Weathermen Blown Away (Literally) By Massive Blizzard

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Former CEO: There Is
No One Representing
Low-Wage Workers

$1 trillion student loan
debt widens US wealth gap

‘Nuns on the Bus’ Leader
on Income Inequality

Fixing one driver of inequality may hit
close to home for some progressives

It’s okay: Only one of them was shot!

PALIN POLITICAL WATCH:

2016 report: Sarah Palin’s possible
presidential run gaining traction


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

No Suprise: Detroit Listed as
Most Segregated City in America

BONUS
Top 10 Most Segregated Cities in the U.S.

The Falafel King: Outstanding!
East Room, White House

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Congresswoman Barbara Lee Responds To O’Reilly’s “Divisive” “Race Hustler” Attack

Chris Hayes: ‘Bill O’Reilly
Is a Pretty Accomplished
Race-Baiter Himself’

O’Reilly Blames Ignorant
Americans For Obama’s
Positive Poll Result

IN INNER SPACE:

In a first, scientists create
artificial chromosome

Scientists have built from scratch the
world’s first synthetic chromosome
of a eukaryote, incorporating it
into brewer’s yeast.

IN OUTER SPACE:

Mars-Bound Comet Sprouts Twin
Jets in Hubble Telescope Photos

Scientists solve riddle
of celestial archaeology

Capturing Halley’s Comet:
An Astronomy Tale

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 27, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s the birthday of Gloria Swanson, who loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is just waiting for you:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

Republican Senators Slam John Boehner For Blocking Unemployment Benefits Extension


THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCH:

Koch Power Raised Gasoline Prices
By 40 Cents A Gallon Overnight


SCOTUS WATCH:

How the Supreme Court Justices Reacted
to Today’s Hobby Lobby Arguments

Justices Ginsburg, Sotomayor and
Kagan come out swinging against
Hobby Lobby corporate religion claim

Sen. Barbara Boxer Wonders Why Hobby Lobby Defenders Aren’t Complaining About Viagra

Hobby Lobby’s Shoppers Find New Hobby In Lobbying Against Hobby Lobby

16 Actual Supreme Court Cases with Hilariously Ridiculous Names


DEREGULATION? YOU’RE DRIVING IT:

WSJ Reports GM Expected Drivers With Bad Ignitions To Coast Out Of Traffic

NYT: General Motors Misled Grieving Families About Lethal Ignition Switch


FREE THE WEED:

Confessions Of A Pot-Smoking Police Officer, Firefighter And Youth Pastor

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Downtown Detroit office building vacancy rate drops 7.7 percentage points from 2012

First new apartment project
in Detroit’s business district
since 1992 gets DDA’s OK


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Hello Headliners around the world — and to all the ships at sea. How are you celebrating the birthday of Jack Ruby, the man who launched a million conspiracy theories? That’s a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Ingham clerk asks
Holder for fed benefits
for married gay couples

MI Same-sex couples upset
agencies won’t recognize
marriages: ‘They’re putting
our rights in jeopardy’

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

WATCH: Leader Of The
KKK Cites ‘Boom In
Membership’ Since 2008

Belgian Newspaper Accused Of Racism For Picture Of Obama And Michelle As Apes

SCOTUS WATCH:

FREE THE WEED!!!

5 Pro-Pot Myths
That Must Be Busted

NJ Senator Wants To
Legalize Marijuana, Use
Tax To Pay For Roads

Who would support this crazy MoFo for president?
Why, it’s crazier MoFo Mark Koldys aka Johnny Dollar,
who went on to defend Fox News and cyber-bully me.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Christian Right Has Major
Role in Hastening Decline
of Religion in America

Taxpayers fund creationism
in the classroom

Stop giving equal time
to pseudo-science!

Pat Robertson Suggests a
Woman’s Atheism May
Be a Result of Rape or
Demonic Possession

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Why America’s Police Are Becoming So Militarized

THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The 5 most horrifically embarrassing cable news
stories about Malaysia Airlines

Mika Brzezinski Gets Fed Up With Joe Scarborough
On Air And Takes Him To News School

IN INNER SPACE:

Forgetting keeps us sane

IN OUTER SPACE:

Why ‘fireball season’ is so spectacular this year

Yes, “Cosmos” Fans,
Creationists Also Deny
the Science of Comets

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 24, 2014

Hello Headliners. Not now Silly celebrates the birthday of Harry Houdini with a seance. Houdini was not only fond of magic tricks, he loved the Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear:

No more magic tricks. Here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:


What Judge Friedman learned about gay families from a lesbian law clerk

TODAY IN RELIGION:

THE “P” IN GOP STANDS FOR PERVERT:


This GOP Candidate For Governor
Is A Registered Sex Offender
With A Lengthy Criminal Past

FREE THE WEED!!!

Poll: 74 Percent of Floridians
Support Medical Marijuana

Marijuana industry finds unlikely
new allies in conservatives


ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

Twitter Turns 8: How To Fail In 140 Characters

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB ► ►
Pull the plug on naked Twitter teens

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB on NOT NOW SILLY ► ►
Today’s Ablow Job ► “Dogs Love Fox”

BECK CORNER:

Creationist Glenn Beck Calls Noah
Film Dangerous Disinformation

◄ ◄ From the Not Now Sill Archives ►►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

No self-awareness whatsoever

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

A conversation with Bill O’Reilly

IN INNER SPACE:

New genetic research shows we have more in common with Neanderthals than we thought

IN OUTER SPACE:

Alien Moons Could Bake
Dry from Young Gas
Giants’ Hot Glow

Stanford: Big Bang tremors
may back physicist’s universe-birth theory

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 23, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! You need not be a rocket scientist to know that today’s the birthday of ‘Merka’s favourite Nazi, Wernher von Braun. While Werner was directly responsible for many Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear, he’s indirectly responsible for what happened on this date in 1965 and 1983:

Without any further ado, whatever that is, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Why Are Black People
Nearly 4 Times as Likely
to Be Arrested for Weed?

‘Christian’ Militia Leader
NOW Networking Militias To Assassinate President Obama

IN LGBT NEWS:

LGBT community honors murdered lesbian
couple as investigation continues

FREE THE WEED!!!

NJ senator to introduce marijuana
legalization bill Monday

Michigan medical pot bills
would OK edibles, dispensaries

Colorado launches informational
marijuana website

Henry Ford’s Suppressed Hemp Car –
What We All Should Be Driving

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

LAPD Officer Raped Woman and then Dept.
Tried to Bury Case, Threatened her with Jail

A new lawsuit alleges that the Los Angeles police department
stonewalled a case of rape by one of its own.

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GULLIBLE:

Rand Paul’s “youth” snow job: Why he’ll never, ever, ever win over young voters

STREAMING OR STEAMING?

Netflix Just Opened the Door to
Paying ISPs More Access Fees

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Right Wing Billionaires Tell People Forget Income Inequality Worship Us Instead

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

2 Car Thefts Push WSU Board Member Kim Trent Closer To Leaving ‘My Beloved City’

IN INNER SPACE:

DNA Mugshots Possible

IN OUTER SPACE:

Now you see it: Nasa spots Martian
gully that formed in just three years

Just After It All Began, the Universe Sent
Us a Text Message. We Just Decoded It.

Phil Plait explains the universe’s sudden and dramatic
inflation…tiny fractions of a second after the Big Bang.

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, March 22, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of crazy evangelist Pat Robertson, who Johnny Dollar (aka Mark Koldys) actually supported for President of the United States. [I know, right?] Robertson may be 84 years old, but still makes headlines. Especially when he opens his mouth and crazy shit tumbles out. Here are some more Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Now, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Rand Paul Says the GOP is Like Bad Pizza Crust

IN LGBT NEWS:

Judge lifts Michigan’s ban on gay marriage

Lesbian Visits Harlem
Church for Her Stoning

Gay Arkansas student says his
profile was pulled from yearbook

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

African-American Man Confronts
Paul Ryan At Town Hall Over
Ryan’s Racist Comments

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

Will Republicans mute
the culture war in 2016?

BULLY CORNER:

Confession of a Former Bully

 — Not Now Silly has its own Cyber-Bullies

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

How Facebook is Quite Possibly Becoming the Biggest Scam in Marketing and Advertising Ever

The 10 Facebook friends you need to block

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana Economy Has
Plenty Of Room To Grow

No proof that high-dose
cannabis is more addictive

MORE PROOF THE EARTH SUCKS:

40ft-deep hole drains Stockport park lake of water

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Have Detroit Police Department raids made a difference?

Audit: 19 Detroit Fire Department workers have invalid driver’s licenses

Filmmaker discusses his 45-year-old documentary on late-’60s Detroit

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Debunking Ford Nation’s favourite budget chart

CRACK MAYOR BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The Five Ribs Bill O’Reilly for Acting Like He’s Above the MH370 Coverage

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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