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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Grumpy Cat, aka Johnny
Dollar, aka Mark Koldys

The Flying Money Squad strikes again!!!  How low is it to FALSELY report someone to facebook for an abuse violation, when they are the one’s guilty of abuse in the first place?

Can you say HYPOCRISY? I knew you could.

Lest you forget, The Flying Monkey Squad is the group of sycophants who worship at the altar of Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, and kiss his ass. That’s why he has such a big ass.

All one really need know about Mark Koldys is that he is a Fox “News” Truther. That alone makes him a laughingstock to thinking people everywhere. Mark Koldys claims his web site is about CABLE NEWS TRUTH, but if he were being “cable truthful” he’d be attacking Fox “News” for its lies, not supporting it as a paragon of professional journalism.

However, this post is only about Mark Koldys tangentially. Koldys is the enabler of The Flying Monkey Squad. He not only eggs them on, but he provides a safe place for them to attack without being attacked in return. It has been this way for at least 8 years as The Flying Monkey Squad has falsely attacked people from NewsHounds, because they expose Fox “News” lies. In fact, that’s how I came onto their radar. And, because I have always refused to back down from their false criticisms, they decided that they had to destroy me. I told that story in the very first post on this blog: Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person.

More than a year later: Mark Koldys is proving that his Flying Monkey Squad is as dangerous as ever. They are not interested in honest political debate and require an unlevel playing field before they will attack. Safety in numbers and all that. Cowardly bullies and all that.

THE LATEST INCIDENT

Last night I noticed that Ashley Graham, aka Grayhammy, showed up on the Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society facebook page and started shitting all over it again. It’s not the first time, but it will be the last time. My normal MO is to delete his messages as soon as they appear. However, last night I chose to let them stand for a while to see how abusive he would get. He didn’t disappoint, each comment was more offensive and abusive than the last.

Then another gent showed up. This (unnamed) gent has always told me that Ashley could be reasoned with if one treated him properly, so he tried. And tried. And tried. He tried many times last night to have a decent conversation with Ashley Graham, but eventually gave it up as a lost cause when he saw how his own words were being twisted to use against him. Privately he told me he was done trying to reason with people who were so unreasonable and he left.Later he posted this in a public forum:

All I was attempting to do was have reasonable conversation with Ashley. I was trying to set a respectful tone with him on how our cable news is covered today. I offered him the opportunity to talk with me privately where neither one of us would have home field advantage, back up or felt the need to impress others. Obviously he was only interested in being confrontational and it soon became apparent that it was a waste of time.

Eventually even I got bored of the game and deleted all of Grayhammy’s abusive comments.

Then I began deleting Grayhammy’s comments as soon as they arrived on the J$DS, at the rate of several per minute. They were arriving almost as fast as I could delete them. Finally after deleting DOZENS of crazy comments from GrayHammy, the head of The Flying Monkey Squad, I just chose to just ban his ass instead. There’s only so much abuse one can take.

In the interests of transparency I posted a message that I had finally tired of his shit and banned him from The Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society and attached the following screen capture:

What makes me laugh about this picture is that I plugged Mark Koldys’ college picture (the one on the upper left) into Google search and the Googlizer returned a whole bunch of lookalikes. Note the lookalike in the middle of the bottom row. Why Google thinks Johnny Dollar can be compared to infamous Nazi Josef Mengele is something you’ll have to ask Google. I don’t know. I do know why I would compare Mark Koldys and The Flying Monkey Squad to Nazis, however.

I thought banning Ashley Graham from the J$DS would FINALLY be the end of it. It was not to be.

I woke up this morning to discover that I was reported for ABUSE based on the screen capture above. Now, how sick and hypocritical is that? After well more than a year of almost non-stop abuse from The Flying Monkey Squad I finally ban Ashley Graham from my page, and I am falsely reported to facebook for abuse. What a crock.

Here’s my response to facebook this morning after discovering I have been given a 12 hour TIME OUT due to this FALSE report of abuse:

First, what you need to know is that this is all due to a difference of political opinion.

I once wrote for NewsHounds, a web site which exposes Fox “News” lies. These people are Fox “News” defenders. However, they won’t defend Fox “News” honestly and are using Facebook to do its dirty work for them by FALSELY reporting things as abuse, or as copyright violations, which is also something they have done in the past.

I was FALSELY reported for abuse last night ONLY after I finally blocked Ashley Graham from posting on one of my pages. He had been posting abuse towards me and Jim Thorpe for several hours on end at that point. I just I kept deleting his nonsense, one comment after another. After deleting dozens of offensive and abusive messages, I finally chose to BAN Ashley Graham instead. That’s the exact moment when I was reported for abuse.

Ironic, no? After I had endured hours of abuse and decided I didn’t have to take it any more, I was reported for abuse merely because I banned him from my page.

This is not the first time that Ashley Graham has been abusive to me and my friends. This is not the first time I have been falsely accused of abuse, or copyright violations where none exist, by those who are abusing me.

Facebook is being used to do their dirty work for them.

What bothers me is that Facebook does not look into the merits of a complaint. Facebook just reacts to the complaint. These people know that Facebook will react without investigating the merits of a complaint. In fact, it’s what they hope will happen when they FALSELY report abuse.

Let me repeat: Facebook is being used to do their dirty work for them. They cannot debate their political opinions in an honest manner, so they use your rules to FALSELY accuse people of abuse and copyright violations where none exist.

How does it feel to be used in this way?

I don’t know if facebook will lift my TIME OUT, or not. However, I thought I should go ON RECORD — once again — to show facebook how people are using its rules in a mendacious manner. TO BE FAIR: Mendacity is the only way The Flying Monkey Squad can win.

It’s not the first time these MoFos have FALSELY reported me to facebook. Check out the screen capture to the right.

It’s the height of hypocrisy to report that as a copyright violation because Mark Koldys has long used Ellen’s picture on his mendacious web site. He claimed it was FAIR GAME because he found the picture on the internet. Well, I found his family pictures on the internet, which should make them FAIR GAME as well, right? Of course not!!! There are different rules for Johnny Dollar and The Flying Monkey Squad.

In point of fact: Mark Koldys should care more about who decided to share his family pictures with me, as opposed to claiming copyright violations. That’s the fight I’d love to witness.

Another hypocritical thing to this entire contretemps is that Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham seem to think I broke some unwritten rule in the Politics of Personal Destruction™ by posting his family pictures. I didn’t realize there were any rules when one is playing the Politics of Personal Destruction™.

When Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham exposed my nom de plume and my sex life (a story told in Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person), I just naturally assumed all rules about decency went out the window. Exposing my nom de plume and sex life had NOTHING to do with CABLE NEWS TRUTH or our differences of political opinion. It was done merely in an attempt to destroy the messenger because they hated my message.

However, they seem to think that posting pictures from the Koldys Family Album is somehow beyond the pale? What sickness plagues these assholes that would even think this way? They honestly believe their shit don’t stink.

It must be noted I never attacked these MoFos until my post called Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person. Because I thought that Mark Koldys’ behaviour went WELL beyond the pale (as did several of his own sycophants, it must be noted) I chose to FINALLY fight back on my blog. Here’s all I do: I show them up for the mendacious hypocrites they are, using just their own words and actions, like I have done in this post.

While I need not lie about them to make them look foolish, they can only lie about me in response.

Every time I accuse these assholes of obsessive behaviour they come back to claim I am the one who is obsessed. I have never denied that. However, you’d be obsessed too after you found your sex life being splashed all over the innertubes and found yourself the subject of relentless and false attacks lasting several years. I want people to note: I only respond to those MoFos. I have never initiated an attack upon them. Furthermore I have ignored many attacks and only occasionally do I respond to their nonsense.

When will Mark Koldys come to realize that every time The Flying Monkey Squad tries to throw mud at me, he’s the only one who gets dirtied?

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

A thread from Johnny Dollar’s CABLE NEWS TRUTH sewer on my birthday

The Flying Monkey Squad™ is at it again. 

The Flying Monkey Squad™ has, once again, started with an observation and, working backwards, created another Bogus Conspiracy Theory™. Then Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, allows the use of his sewer about CABLE NEWS TRUTH to disseminate their bullshit.

Wash, rinse, repeat. It’s the same old pattern I’ve put up with for the last year of obsessive cyber-stalking by The Flying Monkey Squad™.

It’s so nice that The Flying Monkey Squad thinks I am important enough to continue to cyber-stalk. You’d have thought li’l ol’ me wouldn’t be worth their time, but they just can’t quit me.

Who is obsessed? They claim it’s me. I say it’s them. Who you gonna believe?

Take a look: Ashley Graham, aka Grayhammy, is quoting my emails from 10 years ago and making unfounded assumptions about it. He also quotes an exchange from somewhere with Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, from 2011. Check out that obsession!!! The NSA could use a few pointers from Ashley Graham on obsessive cyber-stalking.

Yet, this is his latest feeble attempt to discredit me.

That MoFo Grayhammy has proven once again that he simply doesn’t understand how a nom de plume works. I created the character of Aunty Em Ericann SEVERAL YEARS before I was approached to write for NewsHounds. When I started writing for NewsHounds, I simply kept the nom de plume. Using a nom de plume to write under is not a lie, just ask A.A. Fair. In fact, in today’s political climate it might be wise to use a nom de plume, right (he asks of the piece of shit hiding behind the sock puppet) Grayhammy?

Case in point: Ashley Graham and Mark Koldys tried to discredit me as a NewsHound writer by exposing my sex life. They sweep that inconvenient fact under the carpet. Exposing my sex life and Aunty Em’s nom de plume proves why a political writer would need a nom de plume in this age of personal destruction, a tactic at which The Flying Monkey Squad™ excels.

Grayhammy claims, without proof, that I lied to my family and friends when I created the performance artist I named Aunty Em. Several hundred people knew I was Aunty Em, including my family, my friends, and Flo and Eddie, among many others. How much of a secret could it really be? Whenever I called up contacts for NewsHound research I’d introduce myself as “Headly Westerfield, writing for NewsHounds under the name of Aunty Em.” AGAIN: How much of a secret could it really be?

The Flying Monkey Squads™ conspiracy theory falls apart right there. They know that, of course. Which is why they know they are lying about me when they continue to bring it up.

Having said all that: Johnny Dollar continues to prove that he is the enabler, and often instigator, of the The Flying Monkey Squad™. I cut enablers no slack. I wonder why a grown man — a former Michigan prosecutor — would act that way. I’m sure his parents taught him better than that.

Above: a mother’s adoring eyes.
Far left, Grumpy Cat, aka Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, the fearless leader of The Flying Monkey Squad. You’d have thought his mother (pictured here with Brother Bruce and brother Ken) and father would have taught him to not be such a mendacious piece of shit.

I need to point out that Grayhammy also drags Patrick into his discussion.
What’s so HIGH-LARRY-US about that is for the longest time The Flying Monkey Squad™ kept
accusing Aunty Em of being this person named Patrick, along with dozens of other sock
puppets, even tho’ the only name I was using online at that point was Aunty Em. When The Flying Monkey Squad™ finally exposed Aunty Em’s identity they also proved I
wasn’t Patrick. Or have they? Bwah-ha-ha!!!

Regardless, now I am being
accused of directing this Patrick — telling him what to say. Aside from a few exchanges on various
forums on the innertubes, I don’t know Patrick. Nor do I tell him what
to tweet. From what I have seen of Patrick’s tweets, nobody tells him what to tweet. He tweets what he wants to tweet
and much of it is unpleasant. But, I have no connection to Patrick. I
never have. Nor do I feel a need to denounce someone I do not know. However, The Flying Monkey Squad™ loves to play guilt by
association.

LAUGH OF THE DAY: “You’ve inspired a hammytweet.” And, sure enough, as if on cue, there was a hammytweet tweet about Chicolinis:

I can’t wait to see what chicken entrails Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, Grayhammy, and the rest of The Flying Monkey Squad™ examine next to come up with their next Bogus Conspiracy Theory™ concerning me. Sadly I am leaving for my Sunrise to Canton Road Trip For Research first thing in the morning, so I may not be able to see what those assholes get up to for the next few days.* However, you can bet it will be a doozy. Hilarity ensues.

* h/t to my innertube tipster. You know who you are.

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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

The original Grumpy Cat, Mark Koldys

A sincere h/t to my innertube buddy (who wishes to remain anonymous) who always feels the need to fill me in whenever the Flying Monkey Squad™ — Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham — gets to tweeting about me again. 

I don’t see these gems on my Twitter feed because I blocked The Flying Monkey Squad a year ago. Their circle jerks are boring and predictable.

However, every once in a while my electronic friend suggests I take a look. It’s usually worth a glance to see what my Cyber-Stalking Bullies are up to. It’s just not always worth writing about.

However, the most recent links sent to me demonstrate — once again — several things I have already pointed out, but bear repeating:

  • These crazy MoFos are truly obsessed with me. The Flying Monkey Squad could very well be my most faithful followers, and I have some pretty rabid followers;
  • My tweets and facebook postings are poured over, examined, and dissected. Then they are spit back out by the Flying Monkey Squad, as twisted as a Bush-choking pretzel;
  • There’s nothing too trivial that the Flying Monkey Squad won’t use to distort, twist, and lie in order to try and smear me;
  • Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, enables and cheers on Ashley Graham by retweeting just about every lie he sends out about me;
  • When they retweet me, or discuss me, I pick up a few new followers. Thanks for the free promotion, boys;
  • These people are truly sick fucks who will now accuse me of being obsessed because I have — once again — documented their Cyber-Stalking obsession.

Here is one of Wednesday’s tweets (there were several others in the same vein) in which I am accused of supporting child rape because I happen to support Kate, the young lady in Florida who was charged after she turned 18 with sex crimes at the insistence of her lover’s parents, upset at her lesbianism:

I’d rather be a Fox “News” Hater than a Fox “News” Defender, like Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar. To have to defend Fox “News” for its daily lies must be soul crushing. Unless one has no soul, which may very well be why Mark Koldys can do it for years on end.

As he always does, if he bothers to defend himself at all, Ashley Graham, aka GrayHammy, will say, “Hey! What? Me? I’m just asking questions.”

Here’s a question: Is Ashley Graham a confessed pedophile, or was that Blackflon? I always forget. Either way, Mark Barnard is just another member of The Flying Monkey Squad and they all support each other like any group of psychopathic sycophants who feed off each other. Think Manson Family with computers instead of knives.

Here’s one of Thursday’s tweets. Note how my pathetic little joke about Jack Webb and Neil Cavuto is turned against me:

What does my sex life or my facebook pics or my
tweets have to do with CABLE NEWS TRUTH?

This simply proves, once again, that there’s no comment of mine too trivial for Ashley Graham and Mark Koldys to twist. No low to which they won’t go in order. No lie they won’t concoct. No words they won’t mischaracterize. No decency they won’t vitiate. Over the past year The Flying Monkey Squad has continued to prove — over and over again — what I wrote in the very first post on the Not Now Silly blog: Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person.

Grumpy Cat Mark Koldys

Every time Mark Koldys’ Flying Monkey, Ashley Graham, flings poo, most of the shit winds up on Mark Koldys. I love the irony.

Oh, BTW: Have you ever seen this memo in which Mark Koldys supports well-known religious nutcase Pat Robertson for president? In this memo Mark Koldys alleges an evil, dark conspiracy on the part of Jack Kemp to steal the nomination for George Bush. Oddly enough this secret, hush hush, confidential memo got right back to Jack Kemp because this copy was released by Kemp’s office:

Actual memo from Mark Koldys supporting religious nut Pat “Homos Cause Hurricanes” Robertson for POTUS

Further reading on Now Now Silly

Johnny Dollar Threatens To Cyber-Rape Me All Over Again

On The Thread Where He Cyber-Raped Me, Johnny Dollar Edited Away My Mild Sarcasm

Several more instances of The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Is Johnny Dollar The World’s Biggest Hypocrite?

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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys,
when even his mother loved him.

Aunty Em’s spies are everywhere. Paid informants told me Greyhammy was tweeting about me again. Curiosity got the best of me. Hilarity ensues.

A reminder: Greyhammy is the miserable miscreant who pinched out the excremental turd that prompted me to write “Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person,” the post that launched this blog. Greyhammy had the bowel movement, but it took a real walking piece of shit named Johnny Dollar — aka Mark Koldys — to determine it was worth publishing online.

Mark Koldy as he was entering his Liberace
phase. The sparkly suit is still to come.


Johnny Dollar‘s rubric is CABLE NEWS TRUTH, but Greyhammy’s post had nothing to do with truth, or cable news for that matter. It was a nakedly blatant attempt to kill the messenger because Johnny Dollar has never liked the NewsHound message. Since I was NewsHounds’ most prolific writer, Johnny Dollar made the executive decision that in order to defend Fox “News” he had to destroy me. Nothing else explains why he would reveal my nom de plume (which was not a secret in the first place as hundreds of people knew it) along with outing my sex life. Happens every day in the Marketplace of Ideas, right?

So, when I heard Grayhammy and Johnny Dollar were at it again I have to admit to being curious, the same way one rubbernecks at a traffic accident. Greyhammy’s blocked me on Twitter like the fucking little coward he is, but that doesn’t stop him from tweeting about me. Nor does it stop me from seeing his pile of manure, so I really wonder what’s the point. No matter. This is what Greyhammy’s live Twitter feed looks like:

It took a while to figure out how I managed to come up in conversation (even if they didn’t use my name). It appears to have begun at 4:05PM February 9th with a tweet by Greyhammy:

However, I never called Paul Krugman a partisan hack. Therefore, Greyhammy is lying again. Or, and this is far more likely, he’s mixed me up with someone else AGAIN!!! Remember when the denizens of Johnny Dollar‘s sewer thought I was Jonathan? Remember when they thought I was Patrick? Remember when they thought I was Ferris? I can’t even remember all the various people they have accused me of being.

Johnny Dollar and his brain-dead sycophants come up with a Conspiracy Theory first and then work backwards to compile all the evidence they need to convince themselves of something that is simply not true. Yet, despite there being no truth to Greyhammy’s tweet, that was enough for him and Johnny Dollar to kick it around for over an hour and a half, concluding with:

Only a moron would believe Greyhammy. Step right up Mark Koldys. I challenge Mark Koldys, or his bum-licker Greyhammy, to prove I said Paul Krugman was a partisan hack. If either of them can prove this I will donate $5 million dollars to the non-profit Donald Trump Toupee Fund For Men.

Otherwise, they have just proven themselves to be fucking liars again. Here’s an oldie but goody from the Johnny Dollar archives:

Even a quack like Dr. Ablow would recognize this projection on the part of Mark Koldys, who has only one tactic to attack NewsHound writers. Don’t take my word for it. The evidence is all over his web site, for those with a strong enough stomach. I’m sure Dr. Ablow would concur with my lay diagnosis: Johnny Dollar is clearly a psychopath.

If you’re on facebook, don’t forget to join The Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society. It’s Dollarishious. And, to my Confidential Informant, the cheque is in the mail. Keep those cards and letters coming in.

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Johnny Dollar/Mark Koldys – Scumbag – Supreme Hypocrite

National Trufax has been scouring the internets for the best in Mark Koldys sheer-buffoonery.  Snagged a good one today.  Johnny Dollar tweeted out the following criticism of Martin Bashir.

That’s the very same argument he used when he cyber-raped me by publishing details of my sex life on his blog.  I was asking for it.  Ain’t that rich?  Here’s what he said after he edited out the portion about my sex life, even as he defends doing it:

He realized he went too far, even if he could justify doing it legally.  Had those comments remained, he knew he never would have survived the shit storm. So he edited them into oblivion, but I have screen captures which will be shown in the proper forum,unless he makes good on his threat in the above.

For those who have NOT been following this saga, a quick recap: Because I wrote for NewsHounds, Johnny Dollar published a lie-filled smear about me that was made bullet proof with question marks (Cavuto Marks) by ex-lawyer Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar.  Here’s how Cavuto Marks work: Why is Mark Koldys a former lawyer?  Were there investigations leading up to that?  Were all his clients files protected?  Has anyone filed protective orders against him?  And, most important of all: Did all his clients die of natural causes?

My sex life was revealed online because I wrote for NewsHounds and NewsHounds must be destroyed.  So Johnny Dollar had my nom de plume investigated by GrayHammy, who did all the legwork and the writing.  But make no mistake: This had to be a Mark Koldys/Johnny Dollar production, otherwise why would he post it, edit it, and continue to defend it to this day? He can’t distance himself from it in any way now. 
Here’s the topic of discussion for the comment thread: Is Mark Koldys the sleaziest ex-lawyer in Michigan or is he, like “some people say,” the sleaziest lawyer in the world?  Discuss.

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

As I get used to my new Blog Digs, I discovered these stat buttons. I was shocked to find my most loyal readers, as a group, were #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive from the Johnny Dollar sewer.  I couldn’t feel more honoured and so, to give back I am launching the Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day, an occasional feature.

Today’s comment is a screen capture of an exchange today from the J$ sewer. As I precdicted on Twitter as soon as the edit in question was made, they would eventually deny it was ever there.  Here’s the game now: To either get me to post what they edited, exposing myself, or for Mark Koldys to reinstate it himself.  He’s threatened to do so already.  Now they are using my sex life as blackmail against me in order to silence me.  And, if he reprints it as threatened, you just know he will blame me, just as I have already been blamed for GrayHammy’s despicable post because of some shit that happened on a blog I never heard of with people I don’t know.

If you see a Mark Koldys comment you think worthy of posterity, don’t hesitate to bring it to my attention. We are here to memorialize the most duplicitous blogger in all Blogville and I need your help showing what happens to a Michigan shyster lawyer when they allow their dark side to win. It can be a Mark Koldys/Johnny Dollar from anywhere the sick fuck hangs out.  Some of my readers know better than I the dark recesses of the innertubes he occupies.

On The Thread Where He Cyber-Raped Me, Johnny Dollar Edited Away My Mild Sarcasm

Last one for tonight, folks, I have a book review I’m writing.

Nothing proves better proves what a fucking little hypocrite worm of an indecent human being Johnny Dollar is than his edit of my comments on his blog.  On the thread where he cyber-raped me, and then threatened to do it again, he edited away some of my mild sarcasm of himself and his little cult of personality.

ORIGINAL: 

EDITED VERSION:

It is sad that a CABLE NEWS TRUTHER feels the need to pull such stunts.  Anyone who would cyber-rape another human over a vendetta with NewsHounds is capable of anything.  That’s why I keep saying that Johnny Dollar is a dangerous man.  His actions, and continued actions, are beyond the pale.  As an ex-lawyer he has learned how to twist the truth and as a Fox “News” Defender he has learned the politics of personal destruction.  If he says anything about this at all, he’ll insist I broke his rules.  The next step is to put people on Johnny Dollar Island when one refuses to answer a gotcha question.  I’ve been predicting all his actions all along the way.

Coward. Worm. Shyster Lawyer. Duplicitous blogger and Fox :News” defender.  There’s your Johnny Dollar/Mark Koldys, folks.

Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person

Recently Ellen wrote about Johnny
Dollar.  Today it’s my turn.  Mark Koldys, the psychopath* behind the
Johnny Dollar brand, has published a very long post by GrayHammy that accuses
me of: 1). Writing under a nom de plume; 2). Being a man; 3). Being a man named
Headly Westerfield; 4). Being an elitist; and 5). Being the puppetmaster of
anyone who tweets at him.  1). Duh!; 2). Yes;
3). Yes; 4). WTF?, 5). Double WTF?  However,
why is Johnny Dollar dangerous?  Under
the guise of his rubric of “CABLE NEWS TRUTH” he published GrayHammy’s long character
assassination on his website, which exposed my alternative lifestyle.  Reprehensible.  Disgusting. 
Beyond the pale.  And, we must
ask: Why was this done?  Simply because I
write for NewsHounds.  If it’s something
that could potentially hurt NewsHounds, then why not destroy Headly Westerfield
personally by all means necessary?  I’m
merely the collateral damage in the years long war J$ has dishonestly fought
against NewsHounds.  There was no other
reason to expose things about me that have no relevance to my writing for
NewHounds and there is nothing in that article that has any relevance to
NewsHounds.  Johnny Dollar has proven
himself to be a very dangerous person. 

The long post (which I won’t link
to, but is there for all to see unless it has been changed or deleted. Screen
caps all ‘round if needed) was written by GrayHammy, one of the sycophantic
asslickers that hang out in Johnny Dollar’s sewer.  GrayHammy—who it must be said is hiding
behind his own secret identity—sends dozens
upon dozens
of tweets to me and Alex ON A DAILY BASIS.  Here’s a link to the profile so you can see
for yourself just one crazy, obsessive, cyber, stalking bully from the Johnny
Dollar cult at work.  Now GrayHammy is
only one of several that will pop over from the J$ sewer and shit all over our
timelines, but he is the most persistent. 
In fact, in his post he admits joining Twitter only to harass us with
questions.  Why?  Because we write for NewsHounds and he’s in
the Johnny Dollar cult of personal destruction. 
Is another reason needed?  I
collectively call them #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive and there are times that all
of them are hitting all of us NewsHounds at once with tweets.  Yet, get this: In his post that demonstrates
his obsessive stalking behaviour even better than his hundreds and hundreds and
hundreds of tweets, GrayHammy denies being an obsessed stalker.  Ironic, no? 
I’m the only NewsHounder that hasn’t blocked those Dollarites due to
their creepy stalking-like behaviour.  In
his post GrayHammy gives me credit for that. 
Ironic, no? 
#MarkieKandtheSycophantFive are hilarious most of the time, and I have
some good fun yanking their chains; there are entire Spotify playlists
dedicated to them.  But there are times all
I wanna do is tweet with friends.  Just
ignoring #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive can be exhausting at times.  
Lest we lose sight of the primary
mission: all this obsessive behaviour from the Johnny Dollar Cult is because they
are defending Fox “News” against us terrible NewsHounds.  Therefore, in order to defend Fox “News,” GreyHammy
put on his cyber-camo to creep and crawl around the innertubes to find shit I
forgot was even out there.  It’s true
what they say; it never goes away.  This
was obviously a long project on the part of GreyHammy.  Look at all the meticulous research.  Read how he lays out all the clues—one after
another—like it’s the final scene in a Perry Mason novel.  I’m a writer. 
I know how much research and writing and editing went in to get this
just right.  Then I read his P.S., his final
AHA! moment when GrayHammy levels a new charge at me, one I’d never heard
before in my entire life: I am a draft dodger who high-tailed it to Canada
when the going got tough in the Vietnam war. 
Of all the spurious smears Johnny Dollar and his crew of dead-enders
have tried to slap on me, that’s the only one I will address.  However, ask yourself: Why would GrayHammy even
go there?  Politics and NewsHounds again.  Today I tweeted out a NewsHounds post that
exposed Ted Nugent as a self-admitted draft dodger.  This can’t stand.  My reputation must be destroyed in order to
defend Fox “News’” and Sean Hannity’s favourite son, Ted Nugent. 
Anyway, here’s the truth in a
nutshell: When I was 17 years old I made the same mistake a young Levi Johnston
made and I got a girl pregnant.  She was
Canadian.  I moved to Canada to marry
the mother of my child.  End of story,
except that I duly registered at my ‘local’ draft board at the United States
Consulate on University Avenue
in Toronto and was
100% copasetic with my draft board.  YAWN.
While GrayHammy did the legwork, he
wasn’t the one who published this screed of personal destruction—this character
assassination that has no NewsHound content. 
Mark Koldys published it because he’s all about CABLE NEWS TRUTH, doncha
know?  For reasons that only a psychopath
might understand, Mark Koldys decided that this post of GrayHammy’s qualified
as “CABLE NEWS TRUTH,” so he published it. 
In doing so, Johnny Dollar has proven himself to be a very dangerous
person.  I am left to answer any
questions that family and friends may have. 
There’s a group who argue politics on the patio of the local coffee shop
who all know I write as Aunty Em.  I
suppose I’ll have some explaining to do there, too.  Meanwhile, Mark Koldys/Johnny Dollar and his
evil sycophants cackle in his comment thread how they got NewsHounds good by
taking Aunty Em down.  But here’s the
thing: This was exactly the reason I used a pen name.  I was fearful of writing about ‘Merkin politics
and being stalked by crazies.  Johnny
Dollar has proven himself to be a very dangerous person by exposing both my
identity and my lifestyle. 
Here’s something else about Johnny
Dollar’s sewer that I find interesting. 
He only ever publishes linked headlines, unless it’s about
NewsHounds.  Then he will do long posts
that twist our words and spit them out in a way that make them resemble a fun
house mirror.  His only reason to exist
appears to be to tear down NewsHounds and he’s been at it a very long time
now.  Ellen says he must be paid to be so
devoted.  I think he’s just plain mean
and crazy.  Yesterday, when he learned I
was travelling to Michigan
where he resides, he suggested we meet for “détente.”  Today he exposes me, leaving me without even
a fig leaf of cover.  That’s clearly
psychotic behaviour.  Johnny Dollar has
proven himself to be a very dangerous person. 
If he has paymasters, I hope they are proud of the Frankenstein monster
they created.  Maybe he’ll get a bonus
for this one. 
On a more personal note, as if this
hasn’t been gut-wrenching enough: I sincerely apologize to all NewsHounds past
and present and a special apology to Ellen Brodsky for any disgrace my private
life may have brought upon NH.  I am here
because I have always believed in the mission. 
Just before I moved back to ‘Merka after 35 sane years in Canada, I decided
to write about what I had seen happened to the land of my birth from media
distance that eluded most in this country. 
When my mother’s illness forced me to move back I started looking for a
nom de plume because I knew the opposition have guns and are bat shit
crazy.  I kept rejecting the name Aunty
Em Ericann, but it kept making me laugh in a way that Phil Harmonic, Phyllis
Stein, and Ben Dover didn’t.  I
eventually gave in to the inevitable.  But
here’s some more truth about me.  I am
not anti ALL ‘Merkins.  Hell, some
of my best friends and family are ‘Merkins. 
I’m just anti-some ‘Merkins, like those who would actually cheer on this
act of personal cruelty perpetrated by Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, aka the
lead singer of #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive. 
Considering what I have been through in the last 12 hours, I think the
nom de plume was well-chosen. 
With all my love,
Headly Westerfield
* Not an actual diagnosis by an
actual doctor, but I have eyes.