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After another week of Fox “News” bullshit, it’s time for The Fox “News” Spin Cycle to gear up, wade through all the craziness, and deconstruct it for my faithful readers.

It was an exciting 7 days in Bizarro World. Early in the week Fox “News” tried to promote a 5 year old video, which was extensively covered 5 years ago, as an EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE new video, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt President Obama is a ANGRY BLACK MAN! Be afraid, be very afraid.

Then came the Presidential Debates. After Mendacious Mitt lied his way through the debate, Fox “News” felt they had to WHITEwash his debate lies by pretending it’s unseemly for Democrats to call out a candidate for lying. Granted President Obama’s debate performance was lackluster, but that doesn’t mean that Mendacious Mitt didn’t lie every time he opened his mouth.

Then there’s Judge Andrew Napolitano. I had no idea when I chose to link up with Judge Nap how prodigious he would be in sending out messages. He’s like your crazy cousin who sends out dozens of cat pictures per day they’ve found on the innertubes, except The Judge finds Libertarian causes instead of cute animal pictures. There were so many, I decided to delete several of them.

All in all: It made for another interesting week in The Fox “News” Spin Cycle. Let’s get right to it.

Here’s Judge Nap’s first: A convoluted story about a man who lost a court case in which he claimed to have been detained illegally after trying to pay a small road toll with a huge denomination bill.

Another softball Lyin’ Ryan interview? Will VP hopeful Paul Ryan ever appear on any other network? I doubt it.

Thomas Jefferson also said: “The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.” So, how about that Phony War on Christmas?

Bully Boys are destroying ‘Merka.

TOO! MANY!! JOKES!!! But look at those legs!!!

Because we all know that The Donald is an expert on Foreign Policy.

Thomas Jefferson also said: “I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.” Tell us again about the Fox “News” phony War on Christmas.

Isn’t this sweet and precious? One Bully Boy shows his admiration for another.

Who is Mickey Mouse?

Why isn’t this guy in jail?

This comment from Bully Boy Christie came after David Gregory allowed Right Wing bullshit on his show and didn’t call anyone on it.

Bully Boy Bolling didn’t like a call in football, so he’s going to blame the refs, who he has already called “union thugs.”

This morning’s cheesecake pic from Ainsley Earworm.

“Governor Bully Boy Christie attacked the president again. How quick can we book him on the show?”

Here are two other people who trash President Obama every time they appear on Fox “News.” In fact, The Donald has a weekly perch in which to attack the President of the United States.

It’s a mutual Bully Boy Appreciation Society.

Dana “Butter Wouldn’t Melt In My Mouth” Perino also comes on Fox and Friends every Monday to attack President Obama, and Bob Beckel for good measure.

If anyone knows a hatchet job it’s KKKarl Rove, who still has yet to explain his MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 from two SuperPACs in trying to influence the 2012 elections.

A poorly sourced story in a Murdoch newspaper and Judge Nap is in a hurry to pump it out.

This is the first of the ANGRY BLACK MAN stories Tucker Carlson’s The Daily Conspiracy Caller pumped out this week. Of cource Judhe Nap will run with it.

Wouldn’t you like to know, Laura? Looks to me like one is giving smelling salts to another.

Here’s another ANGRY BLACK MAN story that Tucker Carlson tried to sell this week.

A total misreading of the statement, but that doesn’t surprise you, does it?

Thomas Jefferson also said: “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.” I’m sure Jefferson would say that about Fox “News” today.

This is the closest I have ever seen KKKarl Rove admit he is in charge of the ‘Merkin Crossroads SuperPAC. Of course, he didn’t admit anything, but it’s only 1 degree of separation. Maybe he’s getting closer to admitting that he’s spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections.

While this is terrible, I have also read of stories where Democratic signs, and Democratic offices, have been vandalized. Yet, I never see THOSE stories on Fox “News.” ALSO: The Molotov cocktail was proven to be a fake, something known when this headline was written. That doesn’t make it right. Any attack on democracy is an attack on us all.

WAIT!!! WHAT??? Somebody screwed up BIG TIME! Fox “News” is supposed to pretend that KKKarl Rove has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with ‘Merkin Crossroads. Otherwise, Fox “News” might have to say that KKKarl Rove is spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

Bully Boy Bolling wants to blame Obama “Victory Laps” for the unrest in the Middle East, totally forgetting the 100 years of ‘Merka meddling in Middle East policy, not to mention Dubya’s illegal war in Iraq. However, to listen to Bully Boy, you’d think it was all Obama’s fault, all the time.

Judge Nap shares a lot of crap from Austin Peterson. Here’s another.

More from Austin Petersen.

Don’t hold your breath is you expect Bret “The” Baier to mention KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending nearly $300,000,00.00 to influence the 2012 election. However, why doesn’t Joe Trippi bring it up?

Judge Nap seems to outsourced his opinions to Austin Petersen. Why does Judge Nap believe that Mendacious Mitt won’t put the 47% in economic chains? Because he makes enough money that he doesn’t have to think about it.

Somebody should tell Loofah Lad that Corporatism is not Capitalism and Corporatism is what Mendacious Mitt is really selling.

HIGH-LARRY-US! Rumsfeld was one of those MoFos who lied the country into the war in Iraq. That should qualify him in being an expert in NOTHING. Yet, here is is to trash the POTUS.

To hell with all that. Where’s the morning cheesecake pic, Ainsley Earworm?

The financial meltdown of 2008 (Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago when everything was falling off the cliff?) was about more than mortgages. It also included the Big Banks betting against themselves.

Judge Nap has been against the ACA since Day One. No wonder he’s spinning this story.

This came out before the jobs report. President Obama also had a Job Act that Congress stalled.

Wretched Gretched is stuck in the ’80s. Which is improvement to the GOP which is stuck in the ’50s.

Should Mendacious Mitt have stopped lying?

It turns out that this may have been a result of “friendly fire,” but I have yet to hear that on Fox “News.”

Most objective observers thought that Elizabeth Warren won that debate, so Fox “News” has to pretend that Scott Brown “nails” Warren.

KKKarl Rove wants people to sign up for his weekly email, where he still won’t admit he is spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election cycle.

Normally Fox “News” ignores Jon Stewart because he skewers the network almost every day. Yet, when Stewart criticizes President Obama, Fox “News” turns it into a national story. ALSO: “Obliterates” is another one of those action words that Fox “News” loves to use, even if it’s inappropriate.

A total misreading of the story, but that doesn’t surprise you, does it?

Rumsfeld wanted “Weapons of Mass Destruction” to be the cause for the war in Iraq. Have we found those yet? Or are they still part of the unknown unknowns?

This was a win for democracy. So, how will Fox “News” spin this as the worst thing that has ever happened in ‘Merka? Stay tuned.

It was almost shocking to see Judge Nap quoting Frank Zappa, who also said “Tax the fuck out of the churches.”

You’d think this “unholy alliance” began with the Obama administration. However, “Big Banks” are on record as saying they are not happy with the way President Obama has tried to rein them in.

Yes, trying to have parents to get their kids to eat healthier food is the slippery slope to Big Brother. I wonder if Judge Nap was this passionate when Dubya proposed The Patriot Act.

Sure, it’s “unconstitutional” to recommend healthy food choices. Maybe we can get Dr. Keith Ablow to do a “Normal or Nuts” on Judge Nap for overplaying his hand.

This is Bully Boy Bolling reacting to the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE 5-year old video that tried to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN. I covered this more extensively in Chow Mein and Bolling 5 ► Bully Boy Lies (Again), to which Bully Boy Bolling reacted. That follow-up can be read at Chow Mein and Bolling 5.1 ► Bully Boy Bolling Bagatelle. It’s all a part of our extensive service called “Chow Mein and Bolling,” in which I call Eric Bolling out for his nonsense.

Now Greta Van Sustenance attempts to drag Newt and Allen West into the 5-year old non-controversial video which attempts to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN. It’s ironic considering why Allen West was forced out of the military and his angry comments against Rep Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, not to mention his angry smears against the Congressional Black Caucus.

Stunning! New! Both words are lies. It was not stunning, nor was it new. The funniest part about all of this was when Tucker Carlson (of The Daily Conspiracy Caller) said he knows it wasn’t covered 5 years ago because he covered it himself.

Nothing makes the case that the end of civilization is near than a look at the high ratings garnered by Fox “News” in the marketplace of ideas.

Bully Boy touting the ratings is like Ronald McDonald saying McD’s is the best burger in the whole world. It’s just more proof that crap sells and ‘Merkins have no more a discerning palette for so-called news, as they do so-called food.

I would have liked to hear a little honesty from Mendacious Mitt. It’s a good thing I didn’t hold my breath.

Where’s our morning cheesecake pic???

There it is!!!

Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain, it’s just the Wizard In Hair.

More cheesecake, but why cut off the legs?

There’s some legs.

Do I think the new presidential tape will be mentioned? Surely you’re joking Martha in for Wretched Gretched. It will be mentioned as many times as Fox “News” can get away with before everyone agrees the network is a laughingstock for trying to sell a 5-year old video as EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE new video which attempts to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN.

Of all the stuff that Fox “News” sent out this past week, this was the most puzzling. Its brain dead audience believes in BOTH the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” and the Shroud of Turin. Is Fox “News” SciTech trying to make their heads explode?

Personally, I find this disgusting. It’s an attempt to link legal immigrants to welfare recipients. It’s xenophobic bullshit, which must be why Judge Nap signed on to the Daily Conspiracy Caller’s framing of these statistics.

“The Fairy Tale” is another ‘Merkin Crossroads advert, but you’ll never hear Fox “News” tie KKKarl Rove to the $300,000,000.00 that his two SuperPACs are spending to influence the 2012 elections.

Something else from Austin Petersen. Maybe I should just subscribe to Petersen’s feed and skip the middle man.

Once again a Fox “News” action verb that has no relationship to what actually happened. Coulter also called this guy a child molester because she was upset that he called her a Race Baiter for her latest Race Baiting book.

Why isn’t Fox “News” showing the real Obama? Oh, right!!! Because that run counter to the last 4 years of vicious propaganda that Fox “News” has been selling that President Obama is an evil man.

How many softball interviews will Fox “News” give to Lyin’ Ryan? As many as it takes.

If he lies his way through the debate while pretending to be Presidential, he’ll have it made.

Wait!!! What??? Two questions: 1). Is Sarah Palin still a Fox “News” contributor? 2). Is Bristol Palin still a reality show star?

The Right Scoop (Right Scoop, geddit?) makes up a headline which trashes President Obama. Therefore, Fox “News” just as to use it. That’s what’s known as “Fair and Balanced” in Bizarro World.

Libertarian Judge Nap promotes Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson.

Here’s Bully Boy Bolling trying to sell a new angle to the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE 5-year old video that attempted to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN. I debunked this whole line of attack in Chow Mein and Bolling 5 ► Bully Boy Lies (Again). I was mighty gratified when Bully Boy Bolling responded to me at Chow Mein and Bolling 5.1 ► Bully Boy Bolling Bagatelle. Both entries a part of my very popular “Chow Mein and Bolling” series.

And the Bullshitters.

Already attempting to delegitimatize the appointment to the United Nations before it even begins.

And, already snarking at the appointment to the United Nations before it even begins.

What we can’t afford is four more years of Sean Hannity’s race baiting, but if President Obama is reelected, it’s only going to get worse.

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TRANSLATION: Maybe Mendacious Mitt’s lies are NOT working.

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That Lyin’ Ryan will lie his way through the debate and Fox “News” will pretend it’s working for him.

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No comment.

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Judge Nap really seems to rely on Austin Petersen’s opinion a lot.

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Aside from the vaguely racist aspect of this, it’s such a typical reaction to trying to destroy any attempt ay repairing ‘Merka’s crumbling infrastructure.

When he lied.

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Bully Boy Bolling makes fun of a sick colleague.

More of Austin Petersen’s trenchant analysis.

One photograph of a moment frozen in time is totally meaningless, which is exactly why the Washington Examiner and Fox “News” are using it to bash President and First Lady Obama.

The facebook page of “Capitalism” is another place Judge Nap likes to get his ideas. Clich HERE to see how well those ideas go over.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies worked.

Sure, Romney wins a debate by lying his way through it, so clearly the stock market reacts to that. Forget that President Obama’s policies might be moving the needle.

This is in reaction to the push back Bully Boy Bolling got when he said, “There’s going to be some Chicago-style, thug, gangster politics coming” after President Obama lost the 1st presidential debate. Read how I debunk Bully Boy Bolling’s “emotional” bullshit in Chow Mein and Bolling 6 ► Bolling’s New Conspiracy Theory.

It’s important to remind readers that Jon Stewart trashes Fox “News” almost every day of the week. However, if he says something critical of President Obama, Fox “News” turns it into a big story.

Knowledgeable unnamed sources in a Washington Examiner article? That doesn’t even pass the smell test.

Just more Bully Boy Bullshit™ from The Five, still the worst show on tee vee.

Totally partisan hack Mark Levin sticks up for the ANGRY BLACK MAN framing of a 5-year old video and totally partisan hack Bully Boy Bolling takes it as an endorsement. In a nutshell that’s everything wrong with Fox “News.”

No matter how many times this has been debunked, Bully Boy Bolling is going to ignore the truth and keep promoting his ridiculous framing of this 5-year old video, which attempted to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN.

Libertarian Judge Nap giving Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson another free plug. In a nutshell that’s everything wrong with Fox “News.”

Please ask Mendacious Mitt that question the next time you see him.

From this moment on Fox “News” will do everything in its power to promote a conspiracy involving this Jobs Report.

And so it begins . . .

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Maybe Austin Petersen should have his own show on Fox “News.” Whaddaya say, Judge Nap?

When is calling a liar a liar a character attack?

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A poorly sourced Breitbart story is worth less than all the electrons it took to transmit it through the innertubes.

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Which is only fitting because this show is a dog’s breakfast.

More promotion of Austin Petersen, Judge Nap’s favourite “news” source.

More promotion from Libertarian Judge Nap for Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson.

 As another week ends, another begins. Stay tuned for our next exciting adventure of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle, when I will deconstruct the piles of bullshit shoveled at the Fox “News” audience by adults who really should know better.

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Put on your hip-waders and strap some rockets to your back, it’s time to take another trip to Bizarro World. The Fox “News” Spin Cycle collates the nonsense from Fox “News” and spits it right back atcha, filled with snark!

We here at the Fox “News” Spin Cycle are still looking for that single facebook message, or tweet, in which President Obama is praised, not trashed. I won’t be holding my breath.

Geraldo and Bully Boy Bolling have had quite a few arguments on Fox “News” lately. Remember, Geraldo, it’s all in good fun until he starts throwing chairs.

She’s about to throw a chair.

Consumer boycotts are only good when Bill O’Reilly recommends boycotting France.

Speaking of France. They have a lot of slackers in France, right?

It was such a good Talking Points Memo on France that Fox “News” sent it out too.

D’ya think Wretched Gretched is a Josh Turner fan?

KKKarl Rove passing along flawed polling numbers to deny what every other poll said. However, not a word about his massive conflict of interest.

And, spending $$$ on people who are in the 47% is nuts. That’s how we balance the budget.

If anyone knows how to tap dance, it’s Brain Brian Kilmeade.

Would this technology shut up Lauara Ingraham? If so, I’d camp out an entire year.

You’d think that would be a good thing, but Fox “News” thinks buying an election is fun.

After Taxmageddon comes Snowmageddon, which means the Fox “News” phony War on Christmas is almost here.

Let my people pollute!!!

Freedom is not free. Music is the best. Wait!!! What???

Judge Nap sends out some of the looniest of the looney Reich Wing cartoons and saying. He’s like a fan boy that way.

The latest Fox “News” meme is how President Obama’s Cairo speech didn’t work. Let me see if I can understand this: ‘Merka has fucked around in the Middle East for nearly a century, but Obama’s speech didn’t solve the problem. Therefore, he must be impeached. Izzat about it?

Sure, that’s what we need here: MORE GUNS!!! In fact, when people are born they should get a Gun Voucher. ♫ ♪ ♫ Bullets are a girl’s best friend . . . . ♪ ♫ ♪

Headly Westerfield asks (over and over again): How can KKKarl Rove claim to speak for anyone, other those with deep pockets funding his two SuperPACs, which are spending as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election?

Ted Koppel thinks cable news sucks. He’s absolutely right.

Will it shut Laura Ingraham up? Lemmee at it.

Why is Fox “News” against a Constitutional Amendment striking down Citizens United?

Note there’s nothing about how the AARP resoundingly booed Lyin’ Ryan.

Because we all know that Scammity and The Newt have never distorted anything in their whole lives.

Remember when Ronald Reagan sent a cake to Teheran?

“QUICK!!! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

The gun walking program started before President Obama took office. However, Scammity wants you forget that and also forget that AG Eric Holder was exonerated in the scandal.

MUST RESIST SNARK!!!

MUST RESIST SNARK!!!

It must be an election year.

I’d rather know how KKKarl Rove is handling the nearly $300,000,000.00 from his two SuperPACs to influence this election.

Why the change, @alyatfox? Doesn’t matter, you’ll always be @alyatfox, until you’re no longer at Fox “News.”

Because the Romney secret recording was news and the old President Obama recording was not. It really IS that simple.

Would you be surprised to learn that Nancy Pelosi didn’t quite say that?

Worst. Congress. Ever!

This was while the NFL replacement Refs were still working and before Bully Boy Bolling called the regular NFL Refs “union thugs.”

If Scammity knows anything about anything, it’s dirt.

♫ ♪ ♫ Bullets are a girl’s best friend . . . . ♪ ♫ ♪

Meeting with world leaders is over-rated.

See what I mean? Judge Nap sends out a ton of stupid shit.

Anti-Muslim advertising? Fox “News” is all over that.

Trying to creat doubts about the size of the crowds turning out for President Obama because barely anybody is turning out to see Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan.

If Scammity knows anything about anything, it’sa campaign of division and class warfare. He does it nightly.

Of course they asked him about the presidential race because he’s a political expert, doncha know?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

It’s always easy to find stupid people saying stupid things and then edit it all together. It’s the Fox “News” business model.

Loofah Lad seems to think that anyone who would vote for President Obama is “in a fog.”

Now it’s called Benghazi-gate? Oh, Geraldo, you’re such a Reich Wing tool.

Lance Reddick made a movie on education, so he was asked about the presidential election. Makes sense, right?

Which only balances out all the Fox “News” lies told about President Obama.

Once again, Brain Brian hobnobs with the celebrities.

CBS News.

Why is the fact that he’s a Black minister pertinent? And why is the fact that the Black minister is making up shit about President Obama pertinent?

Until this moment I hadn’t realized that President Obama’s speech was the “Cairo Doctrine.” One speech was never going to undo nearly a century of ‘Merkin fingers meddling in the Middle East pie, it doesn’t matter who is president.

It’s hard to know whether Mama Grizzly is still a Fox “News” personality. However, her father and brother wrote a book called “Our Sarah” so that’s important, right?

“And, at no time will we ever ask KKKarl Rove about his MASSIVE conflict of interest.”

The Palin family is on more reality shows than the Kardashians. However, the Kardashians are not on a fake “News” network, so it all balances out.

♫ ♪ ♫ Bullets are a girl’s best friend . . . . ♪ ♫ ♪

Does it seem strange to you that Judge Nap is sending this out over facebook?

What took them so long?

The headache is what’s in their head. They made it all up again.

Bully Boy Bolling is just itching for war. It doesn’t matter who its with. Hell, Mexico will do.

Picture of bin Laden? Check! Connection to Gitmo? Check! Not mentioning detainee was released by Dubya? Check!

Just spit-balling: Better health care system?

Judge Nap is in favour of the First Amendment. I’m in favour of taxing the churches.

According to sources at the U.N. Tony Blair is the one person who could have prevented Dubya from declaring an illegal war in Iraq.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Judge Nap seems to think that churches can involve themselves in electioneering AND keep their tax exempt status all under the First Amendment.

To Judge Nap anti-Muslim propaganda is just another Free Speech issue.

The answer is implied in the 2nd half of the question. Good for Laura.

The real news here: Mendacious Mitt didn’t say anything profoundly stupid.

Free speech is not free; it’s tax exempt.

Mendacious Mitt should NOT be outsourcing ‘Merkin foreign policy to Bibi Netanyahu.

Most polls show that veterans are overwhelming for President Obama.

When will KKKarl Rove weigh in on his MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections?

Bully Boy Bolling was for NFL “union thugs” Refs before he was against them.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Give us a few days. We will.”

Because we all know that KKKarl Rove controls everything, including those NFL union thug Refs.

Big government vs. small government? Freedom vs. tyranny? What’s a Libertarian to think? Judge Nap will tell them.

Suddenly the entire nation, or so it seemed, was supporting Unionism. Bring back the Refs!!!

Frank Luntz? Really? The man wears a dead badger on his head.

I’ll save you the time: He wants in at the debates.

At least he’s not sending them a Bible and a cake.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Newt can be.

Translation: She lived to dance another day. If she had lost, Mama Grizzly would have blamed the world.

First comes claims that she’s a fake Native American. Now sowing doubt that she’s even a lawyer.

No, not really.

More hobnobbing.

After all that President Obama bashing, here’s something to take your mind off of it for a minute until we start the Obama bashing all over again.

What about all that Free Speech stuff you’ve been shoving at us over the churches?

It’s going to screw up this election worse than Florida in 2000, and we know how badly that turned out.

Translation: I know I can get both of them to trash President Obama.

Fox “News” covered it extensively. So did real news outlets. That’s the media.

How does that compare to the 47% of freeloaders?

The polls aren’t telling us exactly how Mendacious Mitt will lose.

Supporting Unionism and professionalism. What a concept!!!

This United Nations “global tax on the rich” is just a Reich Wing invention.

More of the “he’s not one of us” propaganda that Fox “News” loves to spread.

I’m not really sure what Judge Nap is advocating here. If you figure it out, email me. Then email him.

She never saves her best craziness for Fox “News.” After this interview she went on a local station and said she worries for Mendacious Mitt’s mental health. Hoo boy!!!

The Reich Wing has vastly overreached in its War on Women, so we have to find a way to roll that back.

A Bully Boy Bolling action figure is not fun. It’s the scariest thing since Sarah Palin went Rogue.

Is Libertarian Judge Nap saying the President Obama should have intervened to support dictators and tyrants?

The Falafel King blames the voters for not having figured out that President Obama is destroying ‘Merka.

There is no truth to the rumour that Michelle Malkin taught Elvis how to sneer.

Only in Bizarro World is Mendacious Mitt ahead. That’s why the Reich Wing has had to promote the whole idea of skewed polls.

When Brain Brian Kilmeade is finished with trashing President Obama on Fox and Friends, he revs up his radio show where he spends a few more hours trashing President Obama.

How many softball interviews will Fox “News” give Lyin’ Ryan? As many as it takes to get him elected.

Tell us some truth, KKKarl Rove: Just EXACTLY how much money are you spending to game the 2012 elections?

I just like the juxtaposition of Fox “News” and Rance Muhammitz.

Ainsley Earworm got married? Is that why she stopped sending out her morning cheesecake shots?

I’d rather see an early look at who is spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections.

Juan Williams promotes softball interview with Vice Presidential candidates.

Loved the ACME bomb.

More of those Fox “News” action verbs. Look at this one “mass hysteria.” Look up the entomology of “hysterectomy.” Meanwhile, if The View had any fucking sense they would not have invited that “harridan” on the show. Feel free to look up the entomology of that word too.

There was a lot said about the Libyan attack and NOTHING said about the massive REPUBLICAN voter fraud scandal in Florida.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we get him to blame it all on President Obama?”

Tee hee hee! Yes, Fox “News” actually “went there,” so to speak.

Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!!

And here are the comments from those who agree.

I like the sound of a 75% Super Rich Tax.

He needs to say that Fox “News” is the best station ever, even if Mendacious Mitt is lying again.

Mendacious Mitt is unlikeable, so Loofah Lad has to downplay likability.

We all missed the point you were making, Bully Boy, because it was stupid. But if you say it enough times your brain dead audience will come to believe it.

The thin-skinned Bully Boy seems genuinely hurt by something Jon Stewart said, even tho’ it was true.

Any unsourced story that trashes President Obama is fair game. Gateway Pundit? Don’t make me laugh.

As I keep saying: With the largest cable news audience, Fox “News” is the mainstream media. It’s time to stop playing the underdog.

No, Richard Nixon was forced out of office because he participated in a cover up of illegal activities.

They make it sound like it’s never happened before.

More hobnobbing.

Democracy is complicated.

Fox “News” loves attack ads when they attack Democrats. Otherwise this is the dirtiest election in history. Note that nothing is being said about the reason Allen West had to leave the military just ahead of a court martial.

Translation: We’ve packed all the softballs.

That according to Rush “The Fat Fuck” Limbaugh, who will make up any lie to trash President Obama.

Did Fox “News” deceive its brain dead audience every day since going on the air?

See what I mean about Judge Nap sending out stupid crap? He’s worse than your cousin who sends out all those cute cat pictures.

Again: Pretending like it’s never happened before. Therefore, Loofah Lad has to get in on the action.

“Man the torpedos!” “Remember the Maine!” “Where’s the beef?”

Applauding an attack advert by a Republican, yet Fox “News” continues to decry this as the dirtiest election ever.

More softballs that you can shake a bat at.

Jefferson had a lot to say about ‘Merka not being a Christian nation as well.

Judge Nap is quoting Bob Marley now? My favourite Bob Marley quote is, “If you are a big tree, we are a small axe.”

And that’s how the week ended, with a whimper and not a roar. With Judge Nap going from quoting a Founding Father to quoting my favourite Rastafarian. Maybe there’s hope for the Libertarian after all.

I would also like to remind my readers of my newest blog series Chow Mein and Bolling, because everyone likes to make fun of Bully Boy Bolling.

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Time to delve back into Bizarro World, aka Fox “News” for another look at what’s wrong with this world. This was the week where Mendacious Mitt Romney stumbled badly. He was just coming off his idiotic comments about Libya, when he mixed up the timeline and then blamed President Obama for siding with the terrorists. People were still complaining about that when a secretly recorded tape was released, in which Mittens wrote off 47% of the country as shiftless, lazy moochers who he had already written off. Consequently, the Fox “News” Spin Cycle went into overdrive, WHITEwashing the record for Mitty, hoping none of its brain dead viewers would turn on any other channels and learn the truth. Which is why this series exists.

BTW: I am still trying to find a single tweet, or facebook update, from Fox “News” that is positive to President Obama or, at the very least, neutral. I think I might be wasting my time. What do you think?

Mendacious Mitt wants to go to war against all kids of nations in the Middle East, but Fox “News” will never tell you about that.

An article that blames the protestors, but makes no mention of Lyin’ Ryan’s lying lies.

WAIT!!! WHAT??? How did this get in here? Reading the article, however, makes one think Mendacious Mitt is still ahead where it counts.

There was no mention of the ugly hate speech that comes from the Voter Value Summit and how ashamed the GOP should be at even being associated with such an organization.

The problem of poverty? Too many poor people! This is just one way that Fox “News” tried to cover for Mendacious Mitt’s 47% comments.

I’d rather roll Clayton Morris. Who’s with me on this?

Bully Boy Bolling is, for once, not blaming ALL Muslims, just radical ones. That won’t last long.

Personally I believe it’s because no one would sleep with such an opinionated idiot, but that’s just me.

No mention that this is one of the SuperPACs controlled by KKKarl Rove, spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to game this election.

And Mendacious Mitt was doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. It’s as if these people have never heard of “timed tweets,” which are set up hours, or days, in advance.

When Fox “News” hosts a Democratic candidate they never promote it like this.

Hot Air is the appropriately named web site started by sneer-machine Michelle Malkin.

What’s going on in the Middle East is far more complicated than one bite of a speech from 5 years ago would indicate

Loofah Lad only likes the Middle East because that’s where the best falafels come from.

There’s always more to these stories than Fox “News” is prepared to tell. However, it fits in with their “War Against Christians” story line they love to sell.

Oy vey!!!

I’d rather see a post on how Fox “News” made hate fashionable.

Every once in a while Fox “News” gives us a distraction.

Once again Falafel King is taking a complex sitch-eee-ay-shun and trying to simplify it for his simpleton audience. The attacks on the embassies in the Middle East have more to do with radical Muslims versus moderate Muslims, but that doesn’t fit the Fox “News” story line, so you’ll never hear it there.

Sudan expresses its sovereignty; Fox “News” gets pissed off.

A totally bullshit report from the totally bullshit News Busters.

One quote, taken out of context, is elevated to a national story.

Normally Fox “News” would would not be quoting the Libyan president. However, this feeds right into its story line.

Not to forget there was a teachers strike in Chicago and the teachers MUST be denigrated because they’re in a union.

However, the Wall Street Journal, and Fox “News” (both owned by Rupert Murdoch) will never tell you that KKKarl Rove has two SuperPACs, spending as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t seem to think Progressives are patriotic, which is awfully unpatriotic of him.

This will be helpful.

Where’s the morning cheesecake pic?

I guess Wretched Gretched has more info than anyone. She’ll answer the question herself.

Bully Boy Bolling wants President Obama to go all Bully Boy on the world. That’ll be helpful.

This was just days before Rick Santorum threw in the towel and became a lobbyist for Big Banks. However, early in the week he was all for starting a war with Iran.

If there’s any fairness in the world it would be to have Laura Ingraham’s mouth sewn shut, but that ain’t happening either.

Another “action verb” that Fox Nation loves to throw around that bears NO RELATIONSHIP to what actually happened.

This was an interview that blamed President Obama for everything, including the surge in gun sales.

If anyone knows pond scum, it’s Bully Boy Bolling.

More of Donald Trump bloviating on things he knows nothing about. However, because he blames President Obama for everything that has gone wrong in the world, he’s on Fox “News” show Fox and Friends every Monday.

However, if one watches the video it was Soledad O’Brien who vaporized Peter King, who was reduced to shouting, “I don’t care what the fact checkers say.”

Sad Sarah, ‘Merka’s favourite victim, has found a new way to attack Joe McGinniss, who moved in next door to her to write a book about the Wasilla Hillbillies.

However, no word on the several imitations of Mendacious Mitt.

I believe ANYBODY that contradics Fox “News” and Bully Boy Bolling.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“That’s how we can blame it on President Obama!”

“Because she wouldn’t put out. I had blue balls and everything,” Crowder confesses to no one.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh! We just did!”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Finding stupid protestors saying stupid things has become a cottage industry for Fox “News.”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Or is Fox “News” attacking President Obama for things he has no control over and the rest of the media refuses to play along? Here’s what is ironic: Because Fox “News” has the highest viewership of all the cable news channels, Fox “News” IS the mainstream media. However, it suits its story line to play the underdog.

QUICK! Look over there!

Congress could also go to the moon, but it won’t.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

I have yet to see Fox “News” promoting an advert from President Obama. But, here’s a free commercial for Mendacious Mitt.

Loofah Lad thinks that ‘Merkins are too stupid to understand that President Obama is destroying the country. However, the Falafel King will set them all straight.

Because everyone knows that Liz Cheney is Fair and Balanced.

Another action verb. However, see how Fox “News” frames it? It’s Mendacious Mitt going after the dependent voters, not Mittens writing off 47% of the country.

It’s not cheesecake without the legs.

No, really, cheesecake requires legs, at the very least.

There ya go!!!

That’s why the viewers tune in. Certainly you don’t think it’s for the trenchant political analysis?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

I think it’s a bad idea for Loofah Lad because he’s not nearly as smart as Jon Stewart.

Laura Ingraham is one of those Conservatives who have been trashing Mendacious Mitt’s stumbling on the campaign trail. Pass the popcorn.

Just another way to attack the ACLU, which Fox “News” hates. However, did you know that Sean “Scammity” Hannity once used the ACLU to win a lawsuit?

Until this late night presser, Fox “News” hadn’t even acknowledged that there had been a secret tape in which Mittens trashed 47% of the ‘Merkin populace. And, even after this late night presser, in which Mendacious Mitt sought to control the damage from his honest remarks that he never thought would see the light of day, Fox “News” didn’t play the secret tape. That’s one way to cover up for Mendacious Mitt.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This comes from The Daily Caller’s Conspiracy machine and is a total misreading of events. However, Media Matters for America has long been a thorn in the side of Fox “News” because it presents the truth of Fox “News” lies.

If Fox “News” has its way, you’ll answer yes. That’s why its reporting is slanted in that direction.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Rumsfeld is. Nothing was said about terror attacks when Dubya was POTUS because that doesn’t advance the Fox “News” story line.

Laura Ingraham clearly is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is.

Because we know how Fair and Balanced Netanyahu is on the topic of Iran.

Short answer: NO!

A book called “Our Sarah”??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is she still considered a Fox “News” personality?

Bully Boy Bolling walked back these remarks, but it was too late because Reich Wing cranks have alreay been spreading them around the innertubes.

More promotion for the campaign of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan. What you’ll never hear on Fox “News” is how the GOP built that debt.

That’s NOT really what the emails show. The emails show Media Matters asking the DOJ to confirm or deny certain untruths from Fox “News.” And, whaddaya know, they were all untruths.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on First Lady Obama?”

Another video of stupid Jesse Watters finding stupid people saying stupid things. “QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

After Scammity’s done, his viewers will think this is the smartest thing Mendacious Mitt has ever said.

But Fox “News” will never tell its viewers that Eric Holder was absolved of responsibility in the gun-walking scandal, contrary to the story line it’s been pushing for months and months.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced pretend-Democrat Doug Schoen is.

Drudge Report deceptively edits President Obama’s remarks and Fox “News” runs with it, hoping to get everybody to forget about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks. BTW: Deceptively editing a tape is now call “Doing a Breitbart.”

Then Fox “News” brings on Mendacious Mitt for a softball interview in which he gets to comment on the “Breitbarted” video.

As always, it’s more about what The Falafel King edited out of the interview than what he left in.

If anyone knows how to create wealth, it’s Mendacious Mitt: Step One: Hide money off shore. Step Two: Claim everything as Capital Gains taxes. Step Three: Excoriated those 47% of fools who pay more in taxes than he does.

While, at the same time, New Jersey is about to get its credit rating downgraded. But that’s an inconvenient piece of information, so Fox “News” won’t tell its brain dead audience about that.

There’s just a hint of leg showing, which is a teaser for all of those who are hoping for their cheesecake shot of the morning.

And for those who are hoping to lay down with their cheesecake shot of the morning . . .

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is. Why it was only a few weeks ago that he said President Obama is holding Secretary of State Hilary Clinton hostage and will murder her if President Bill Clinton doesn’t toe the line in his DNC speech.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Mark Steyn is.

Here’s the question I want to see Dr. Keith answer: “I watch Fox “News” every hour of every day and believe everything I hear on Fox “News.” Am I normal or nuts?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Trump is.

Of course to hear Loofah Lad tell it, Mendacious Mitt is all about truth and the folks need to pay heed.

Fox “News” outsourcing its trashing of the ACLU to a father who is pissed, because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Pat Buchanan is.

Now Judge Nap is taking the “Breitbarted” video and making up shit about it.

Who is this writing who calls Cal Thomas a “friend and colleague”? Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Cal Thomas is.

Believing the lies on Fox “News.” Normal or nuts?

Fox “News” is hoping you will be after it plays the “Breitbarted” video enough times to get its audience to forget all about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks.

Nobody should be surprised Fox “News” is playing a “Breitbarted” video to attack President Obama.

Even when KKKarl Rove is promoting a Crossroads campaign video, he won’t tell you how this is one of his own SuperPACs, which are spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This how Fox “News” tries to make it sound as if it is the only station which will tell the ‘Merkin people the truth, when all it does is lie.

These are just some of the comments left on the Andrea Mitchell thread. Right on cue the Fox “News” brain dead viewers say the most hateful things against her.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Eric Cantor is.

Yet nothing on how Eric Holder was exonerated by the same Justice Department report.

Yet nothing on KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

Yet, still nothing on how this report exonerated Eric Holder.

I don’t know whether it was a mistake to start following Judge Nap because he’s not just a Conservative fool, he’s a Libertarian fool who thinks he’s the only smart one in the room.

That’s why he and John Stossel were made for each other.

Sort of???

Mark :Levin referred to as “The Great One” by Sean Scammity? My head’s gong to explode.

He’s not only gaming the election, he’s gaming the numbers. And, Fox “News” still won’t tell you how he’s spending up to $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election.

By “Taliban Lawyer” what they really mean is a lawyer who defended someone accused of a crime, just like the Constitution allows for a fair trial. However, Fox “News” will trash him anyway.

But wait!!! Wasn’t that in 2007 under Dubya’s administration? Why not mention that?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rep. Allen West is.

Released from Gitmo in 2007 under the Dubya administration. “QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

KKKarl Rove won’t admit two things: 1). That his SuperPACs are spening as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections; 2). He’s already started to scale back advertising for Mendaciosu Mitt because he knows he’s going to lose. He is now concentrating the bucks on Senate and House races.

It turns out that President Obama wasn’t meeting with a pirate at all, which makes this the Fox “News” Lie of the Week™.

Fox “News” wants its brain dead viewers to forget how the GOP has been waging a War on Women. so it’s called FREEDOM instead.

How many of them met with pirates, Wretched Gretched?

Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!!

Did Jewel meet with a pirate?

No he didn’t. He backtracked and said he was representing 100% of the population.

No kidding, Wretched Gretched? Why didn’t you ever tell your brain dead viewers that, after pumping the story all morning long?

“Brain dead” describes the typical Fox “News” viewer. More projection, Scammity?

Why is that, Loofah Lad? It’s not like David Letterman is a pirate, or anything.

This was the #2 Fox “News” Lie of the Week™. A poorly sourced story from the NYPost about a ridiculous idea that no one has ever considered.

Fox “News” has long had a “mad on” for Oliver Stone, so this is his just desserts.

Where’s the admission that KKKarl Rove is spending up to $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections?

You mean that Gitmo detainee that Dubya released in 2007?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rudy “a noun, a verb and 9/11” Giuliani is.

But he hasn’t stuck to his guns, which makes this the #3 Fox News Lie of the Week™.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Todd Starnes and Michelle Malkin are. What Fox “News” won’t show is the Mendacious Mitt campaign flag where the starts have been replaced by the “R” Romney logo.

I think they meant he was having a hot flash.

Hoo boy! What a total misreading of another President Obama quote.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced these Three Stooges are.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Newt Gingrich is.

Oh, that’s so clever. Lookie: Bully Boy Bolling tried to make a funny again. How about that Mendacious Mitt campaign flag that replaces the stars with Rs? [Hey, that rhymes!]

And, that’s how the week ended, with more Fox “News” lies than you can shake a stick at, which is what I do every week with the Fox “News” Spin Cycle. Get ready for next week’s stick, because Fox “News” is getting more and more desperate in WHITEwashing everything negative about Mendacious Mitt and lying about President Obama.

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One of the things I learned from my decade working in a tee vee newsroom is something that EVERYONE should understand: It’s not just about what a news station broadcasts; often what’s more telling is what a station neglects to broadcast. Fox “News” NEVER appears to broadcast anything positive about President Obama. However, if some whack-job that no one has ever heard of says something negative, Fox “News” will turn it into a national news story.

It’s the same with these updates I have been obsessively collecting. I make this solemn promise to my faithful readers: If Fox “News” ever sends out a message that’s POSITIVE to President Obama, I will give it a blog post all on it’s own. However, don’t hold your breath.

Meanwhile, let’s take another trip to Bizarro World.

Oh! My!! Sides!!! This followed Chuck “1,000 years of darkness” appearing all over the Fox “News” Schedule.

Would Dubs the Dog ever ride on top of Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris’ car? Just asking.

After Dubs the Dog appears on Fox and Friends, another plug for Dick “Hire A Hooker” Morris’ book.

Another book promo. What is this, the Oprah Book Club?

Two reasons Fox “News” is promoting this 60 Minutes interview: 1). To get viewers to forget they outed this Navy Seal’s real name and where he lived; 2). He said negative things against President Obama.

Oh, look: President Obama made a slip-of-the0tongue. Lket’s trash him.

Playing President Obama against his former Chief of Staff. It’s a win/win for Fox “News.”

Making it seem that John Schneider was only on Fox & Friends to promote a movie, but he was also there to bash President Obama. Don’t forget the Fox “News” credo: Who cares what celebrities have to say? Unless, of course, they are part of the Right Wing.

Hoo boy!!!

Hoo boy!!!

This book has worse to say about the Republican leadership in the House, but you’d never know that by watching Fox “News.” And “devastates”???  Oh, please. Just another one of those action verbs Fox “News” likes to throw around when the evidence is very different.

However, the GOP is going on vacation until after the election. Really!!!

You just can’t make this up: To Bully Boy Bolling EVERYTHING is President Obama’s fault.

“QUICK! How can we use the weekly Loofah Lad quiz to bash the administration?”

Who cares what Snoop Lion said in Toronto? Fox “News” cares because it’s another way to play the Race Card.

Another crappy article that Fox “News” wants to elevate into a national news story because it trashes President Obama.

Why is Fox “News” skipping the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama?

Who cares what that Fat Fuck says? Oh, Fox “News” cares because it trashes President Obama.

Bully Boy Bolling decides what’s importantv and what’s not.

Once again there was a missed opportunity to reveal KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

While on the surface this might look like a positive message about President Obama, one click will disprove that notion.

If Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly thinks trashing President Obama will win the election for Mendacious Mitt, he is making a major mistake.

Why is Fox “News” not tgelling us about KKKarl Rove’s massive $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest? Because it’s not in their interests.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

The only reason Juan Williams felt the need to post this poll is because he was trashed without mercy for speaking the truth.

Bully Boy Bolling never misses an opportunity to politicize something.

I have decided not to use, or make fun of, any of the other solemn messages from Fox “News” personalities. However, Bully Boy Bolling is in  class by himself.

Making fun of Liberals, one ambush interview at a time.

It’s not just books that Fox and Friends are promoting. Are they getting money for these advertisements?

Here’s another one. Hoo boy!!!

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing, even though Juan Williams attempts to provide SOME balance.

More POTUS bashing.

The first sentence is either a typo or someone is hoping people are not reading closely. Meanwhile, more POTUS bashing.

“QUICK! How can we bash unionism?”

This isn’t from Fox “News” but it a correct assessment of what Fox “News” was doing on the SOLEMN 11th Anniversary of the 9/11 attack.

Because, of course, it wasn’t enough that he appeared on Fox and Friends, Fox and Friends Weekend twice, and The Huckleberry Hound Show. Now it’s time for him to bring his “1,000 years of darkness if President Obama is reelected” bullshit to the laughingly labelled “No Spin Zone” where it’s all SPIN.

Once again there will be nothing said about KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

There was a whole day of using Israel to bash President Obama, before the murders of the ‘Merkin Ambassador in Libya changed the narrative.

Sorry to keep repeating myself: KKKarl Rove will discuss a lot of shit, but will never admit his massive $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

Using Israel to bash President Obama.

He didn’t. President Obama was quoting someone else’s words, but Fox “News” will take any opportunity to play the Race Card.

Even though the governors of many states asked for this, Republicans are going to make sure it doesn’t happen and Fox “News” is going to use it to bash President Obama.

Say it along with me: Fox “News” will never mention KKKarl Rove’s HUGE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

However, one click and you’d see how Fox “News” did everything in its power to minimize the hate expressed against this pizza shop owner.

Did you wonder where Mendacious Mitt picked up his lie? Fox “News” said it first and Mittens just repeated it.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on Obamacare?”

Now that there’s been a confirmed death, Fox “News” has moderated its message. Too bad Mendacious Mitt didn’t follow this example as well.

Too bad Kraut the Hammer didn’t moderate his message either.

This Hollywood Reporter story is all bullshit. It quotes the filmmaker, who is upset that the White House has fact-checked this piece of shit movie.

More President Obama trashing.

What happens when two Right Wing wingnuts meet a Right Wing wingnut? They take souvenir pictures.

Fox and Friends First has been skipping the morning cheesecake photo, but they haven’t completely forgot their fans that have a leg fetish.

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“That’s how we can blame it on President Obama!!!” Bully Boy Bolling never disappoints.

Another book promotion. I sure hope Wretched Gretched is getting paid for this.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh, right! We already have.”

“QUICK! How can we attack Unionism?”

The last person I would ever take election advice from is Sarah Palin.

The Daily Caller has become Obama Conspiracy Central. Here’s another pile of crap.

The next person I would never take advice from is Senator John McCain, who foisted Sarah Palin on ‘Merka in the first place.

TRANSLATION: “We here at Fox “News” can’t get enough of Chuck Norris.

Now Bill “Loofah Lad” repeats Palin’s nonsense.

Just another way to bash President Obama.

Lyin’ Ryan is using this tragedy for political purposes.

Using the tragedy of 9/11 for political purposes.

Using this tragedy for political purposes.

Using this tragedy for political purposes, but then Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t know to do anything different.

Using this tragedy for political purposes.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we get Rep. Allen West to blame this on President Obama?”

Bill the “Falafel King” just can’t quit Sandra Fluke. I think he really loves her.

“QUICK! How can we get someone else to blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Of course KKKarl Rove, aka Turd Blossom (that was George W Bush’s nickname for him. Really!), will trash the POTUS, but will NEVER explain his $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? We can’t? Then we will blame it on the Nanny State. Close enough!”

No one airbrushes history like KKKarl Rove, who has still not admitted his $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

Using this tragedy to bash President Obama.

Using this tragedy to play politics AND bash President Obama.

How did your God like your Makris confession. Loofah Lad?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’m sure when KKKarl Rove is done spinning this the only voters President Obama will have left are welfare cheats and … oh wait!!!

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

I’d still rather have President Carter to a President Romney.

Yet, Fox “News” has NEVER pointed out all of the Mendacious Mitt gaffes from just this week.

Oh, lookie: Fox “News” finally found one poll that agrees with its viewpoint.

That sounds Fair and Balanced, doesn’t it?

“QUICK! How fast can we get Kraut the Hammer to blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How fast can we find a newspaper to blame this on President Obama?”

This was an interview that Fox “News” wishes would go down the memory hole because Chris Walace disagreed with the Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends and how they were framing the issue to bash President Obama.

Wake me up when Fox “News” decides to send out something positive to President Obama.

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With the start of a new week, it’s time to wrap up last week’s Fox “News” Spin Cycle. With the conventions over, and the lull of the weekend arrived, Fox “News” didn’t find it all that necessary to WHITEwash on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan. This is evidenced by the fact in the past 3 days I’ve collected less than half of the updates from Fox “News” than I did in a single day during the conventions. Yet, that doesn’t mean the Fox “News” Spin Cycle was idle. On the contrary. It just means the bullshit is more finely compacted. So, let’s put on our anti-gravity boots and take another trip to Bizarro World, where one cannot be assured of anything being FAIR & BALANCED.

I’m sure you’ll tell us, Wretched Gretched. And, I’m sure it won’t be a positive report.

Former Democratic Senator Evan Bayh is one of those squishy Dems Fox “News” loves, who can be counted on to barely defend Democrats. Furthermore, all questions are framed as anti-POTUS, so he’s climbing out of a hole before he even starts.

Those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends were almost gleeful in the hopes the jobs numbers would be bad. Fox “News”: Betting against the ‘Merkin people since President Obama was sworn into office.

KKKarl Rove and Fox “News” left a few things out during his appearance, like the fact that he has two SuperPACs spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama. Will Fox “News” ever tell us about his conflict of interest? Why should they? This deception and Lie of Omission is working out great for them.

Fox “News” SciTech just doesn’t seem to understand how to play the bash-POTUS game.

The job numbers were more favourable than Bully Boy Bolling had hoped, so the Bureau of Labor Statistics must be smeared as a “partisan” and #Criminal” outfit. When the job numbers favour Bully Boy’s preconception, he’ll tout the numbers happily.

Fox “News” has more than enough baggage for a 747. That’s why a web site like NewsHounds exists. Their motto: “We watch Fox so you don’t have to.”

Of course he did, because that’s what’s expected of him. He also trashed President Clinton’s speech, which everyone else thought was a home run. Charlie the Kraut Hammer called it “a giant swing and a miss.”

Another day at Fox “News” and another softball interview for Mendacious Mitt.

Forget that Fox “News” outed this author and revealed his real name and the city he lives in. Also forget that the Pentagon is alleging the author broke the law in writing this book. Just focus on the negative things found concerning President Obama.

Do the math Fox “News” because President Obama’s poll numbers are up despite the continued bashing you’re giving him.

A week ago Chuck Norris predicted “1,000 years of darkness” if President Obama is reelected. That made him a natural guest for those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends, who normally decry Hollywood celebrities who come out for President Obama. But because Chuck Norris said something hateful about the President of the United States,he needs to be booked ASAP, and as often as possible.

The Carmel Pine Cone? Are you kidding me? Bring back the empty chair.

Yet he’s got all that empty space between his ears in which to pack his clothes.

What would he say? I am on pins and needles waiting to see if he supports Mendacious Mitt.

Fox “News” has never liked fact checkers. That’s why a web site like NewsHounds exists. Their motto: “We watch Fox so you don’t have to.”

Because Former Democratic Senator gave the Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends exactly the kind of interview they had hoped, they promoted it later in the day.

I know I sounds like a broken record, but when will Fox “News” tell its low-information viewers that KKKarl Rove has a MASSIVE conflict of interest in that he’s spending more than $100,000,000 by his 2 SuperPACs to defeat President Obama?

This is not from Fox “News” but does concern it. Fox “News” reacted with typical snark, by saying it hoped R.E.M. enjoyed the publicity.

There is no low to which Fox “News” won’t go to trash the Democratic Party. It will never pass along anything positive said about the Democratic Party, however.

C’mon. Don’t make me laugh. No one’s afraid of Mendacious Mitt, except the fact-checkers who are forced to work overtime every time he opens his mouth.

I can be forgiven for thinking the headline referred to Gerald being diminished but still formidable. Right?

Now there’s a disinterested party. Word Salad Sarah never disappoints.

Mendacious Mitt is trying out a new variation of the “You didn’t build that” lie that Fox “News” created with deceptively edited remarks and that the GOP ran with. Mendacious Mitt is grasping at straws if he thinks he’ll sway any students.

That answers that question: Geraldo Rivera DOES still have a Fox “News” show.

However, Geraldo won’t stray too far from company store. Here he gives KKKarl Rove a chance to lie to his low-information radio audience without telling them that Rove is spending more than $100,000,000.00 in an attempt to defeat President Obama.

Fox “News” makes it look like Chuck Norris was on Fox and Friends to promote his movie, but he was really there to expand on his remarks that reelecting President Obama will plunge ‘Merka into “1,000 years of darkness.”

Friday was another day that Ainsley Earworm has not started the day by sending out a cheesecake pic of the day. Here’s a midday substitute.

I thought it was one perfect softball after another lobbed straight down the middle. Even so, Mendacious Mitt was unable to hit anything out of the park.

Is Fox “News” saying this is a bad thing, or a good thing? The link to CNS News is all the info one needs to determine that. Brent “Bozo” Bozell, founder of the Media Research Center, which is far to the right of Fox “News,” also founded CNS News, the motto of which is “The Right news. Right now.” Hoo boy!

In every other place in the reality-based community, Rush Limbaugh is a pariah. In Bizarro World, aka Fox “News,” anything Limpburger pulls out of his ass is worth passing along, provided it trashes Liberals, the rest of the media or the POTUS. Here’s a rare three-fer.

Everyone say it along with me: When will Fox “News” reveal KKKarl Rove’s egregious conflict of interest and mention he’s spending more than $100,000,000.00 from two SuperPACs in order to defeat President Obama?

Note Bully Boy Bolling’s FAIR & BALANCED reference to Capitalism vs Socialism. Only a feckless hack would try that trick.

Another morning when Bully Boy Bolling didn’t regale his sycophants with his exercise regimen. What’s up with that?

Charlie the Kraut Hammer is now just making shit up. There are no specifics in the GOP ticket, as evidenced on the Sunday talk shows when both Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan refused to give any details.

“QUICK! The job numbers are up. How can we blame President Obama? Oh, Breitbart has a 5 month old statistic? Let’s run with it.”

Too! Many!! Jokes!!!

After Chuck Norris made his hateful prediction that reelecting President Obama would plunge ‘Merka into “1,000 years of darkness,” he was a guest on Fox and Friends on Friday, then a guest on Fox and Friends Weekend on Saturday, and then a guest on The Huckleberry Hound show on Saturday. That’s what’s called “tripling down on hate.”

People to deadbeat Congressman Joe Walsh: Pay your child support!!!

And yet, Mendacious Mitt’s campaign operatives could only come up with one lie after another. That’s not fact-checking.

Oh great! Bully Boy Bolling is a sports fan too.

There’s the exercise regimen. Six miles of running and football. What a guy! He’s a guy’s guy. He’s Bully Boy Bolling.

I’m developing a theory about Bully Boy Bolling . . .

. . . that he starts drinking late in the day and . . .

. . . by evening he’s tanked up enough to start sending out his Bully Boy Bolling Bullshit™ to the world.

And that’s how the weekend ended, the same as how the previous two days of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle ended: Bully Boy Bolling drooling all over the internet.

Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

Thank goodness the political conventions are over. Due to its desire to either WHITEwash on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan or to trash President Obama, The Fox “News” Spin Cycle has been working furiously. Keeping up with the Fox “News” Tsunami of Bullshit™ has almost been a full time job. Hopefully, now that President Obama has given his acceptance speech of the Democratic nomination things will slow to a more normal Fox “News” River of Bullshit™.

Meanwhile, today as yesterday, this edition of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle is dedicated to Eric Bolling, known around these parts as Bully Boy Bolling. Yesterday he claimed he was taking notes on his whiteboard and promised he would fact-check President Clinton’s speech. His fact checking on The Five consisted of him saying, in essence, “This was a lie, that was a lie, this was a lie and that was a lie” without EVER telling his low-information audience what the truth might have been. Because Bolling knows that the fact-checkers have already checked Clinton’s facts and couldn’t find anything wrong. Consequently, Bully Boy Bolling couldn’t REALLY fact-check Clinton’s speech, but he could leave his low-information viewers with the impression that President Clinton lied, even if that wasn’t true.

And that’s why we call him Bully Boy Bolling.

Second day in a row there was no cheesecake shot from Ainsley Earworm, so I am recycling a non-cheesecake shot from yesterday.

Here’s Bully Boy Bollling’s BIG LIE. He never fact-checked anything, he just said it was a pack of lies. He wasn’t “crazy busy,” just crazy. #shamelessbullyboybolling

Everybody except Bully Boy Bolling, and the rest of Fox “News” thought he hit it out of the park.

Who cares?

Mendacious Mitt takes time out from his busy debate preparations to sit down for a softball interview from KKKampaign KKKarl KKKameron, who allowed him to lie shamelessly.

Two Conservatives and one ineffectual so-called Liberal. And that’s what FAIR & BALANCED looks like on Fox “News.”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President . . . We can’t? Never mind.”

You will never see an Independent who has decided to vote for President Obama on Fox “News” because it would spoil the propaganda.

He needs to give a speech. No big secret.

It’s not a hard sell. Very few Hispanics are supporting Mendacious Mitt.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Clinton? We can’t? Never mind.”

Remember when Bill “Loofah Lad” O’Reilly talked about all the chaos at the RNC? Me neither.

Todd Starnes used this amusing piece to take pot shots at tofu and arugula. HAW HAW HAW That’s a good one, Todd.

Yes, a funny new video that has been thouroughly debunked because the so-called President Obama voter was unmasked as a Florida GOP operative. These jokers can’t even lie good enough to not get caught.

The wall of “Fair and Balanced”??? OH! STOP!! MY!!! SIDES!!!!

Here’s the interview touted above. However, Fox “News” will never show someone who has decided to vote for President Obama after listening to Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan get caught in their lies.

Just a little something to distract the low-information viewer from the Fox “News” anti-Obama/pro Mendacious Mitt propaganda.

This clip turned a figure of speech into a threat to kill Mendacious Mitt.

Dickhead Morris. Toesucker Morris. Hooker-hiring Morris. Nuff said.

Define success.

As I’ve said before, the only time you’ll see Fox “News” mention Jon Stewart is when he’s attacking President Obama. However, he attacks Fox “News” far more often than he has commercial breaks, almost. That’s the real comedy.

Distraction from Obama-bashing. QUICK! Look over there!

KKKArl Rove promoting one of his full-of-crap Wall Street Journal columns. The WSJ has the same owner as Fox “News,” which is why neither have commented on Rove’s conflict of interest in spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

I’ll save you the trouble: Sean Hannity makes a cameo in the second part of the Ayn Rand movie “Atlas Shrugged.” Paul “Ayn” Ryan was unavailable.

Fox “News” spent more than 24 hours trying to make it sound as if the DNC moved the party indoors because there were too many empty seats. But, guess what? The weather turned to shit just like had been predicted and Fox “News” was forced to send this pile of crap into the memory hole.

More distraction from the Fox “News” propaganda machine. QUICK! Look over there!

Just more of KKKarl Rove’s misinformation campaign, while he never mentions his conflict of interest in spending more than $100,000,000.00 from his two SuperPACs to defeat President Obama.

While he’s 100% right, Fox “News” wants to make him sound like an extremist.

All Dems boo the inclusion of Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly into any civil discourse.

Is Geraldo Rivera still on Fox “News”???

Translation: We’ll be lying to our low-information viewers and trashing President Obama full-time.

Here’s Fox “News” doubling down on President Obama hate. What are the chances they won’t talk about Chuck’s prediction of 1,000 years of darkness if President Obama is reelected? One hundred percent, but I looked into the future. Also, please keep in mind that Fox “News” is constantly saying celebrity endorsements are useless when they are endorsements for the Democratic Party.

More of the Fox “News” disinformation propaganda campaign against President Obama.

More KKKarl Rove spreading his own disinformation on Fox “News,” while never admitting that his 2 SuperPACs spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

That’s not really how I interpreted the report, but Fox “News” needs to spread the bullshit frior to the jobs report.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President . . . What? Sarah Palin did what? She put a target on Gabby Giffords? Never mind.”

Now Kimberly Guilfoyle adds to the hilarity. Fair and Balanced? Only in Bizarro World.

I’m not sure what to make of this. Are they making fun of Eva Longoria, her working at Wendy’s when she was young, or Mendacious Mitt’s tax breaks for millionaires?

And then we FINALLY get to Bully Boy Bolling’s big contribution of the night. Oddly enough, he went into radio silence after I published The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Fourteen, where I made relentless fun of him from the previous night. However, he just can’t leave it alone and has to keep picking at that scab that is his brain. How can he even PRETEND to be Fair and Balanced after sending out crap like this?

I’m assuming Bully Boy Bolling talking about Vice President Joe Biden, but who knows? He has so many Democrats that he hates viscerally.

I’d rather listen to Gafftastic Vice President Joe Biden than Bully Boy Bolling baying at the moon.

That’s exactly how I feel when I am watching The Five, except Bully Boy Bolling is both Goofy and Dumbo.

Bully Boy Bolling has a real hate-on for the UAW and the auto industry apparently. #tryfair&balanced

That debate will be fun. Lyin’ Ryan will try to get away with his bullshit and Vice President Joe Biden will eviscerate him. Pass the popcorn.

Really, Bully Boy Bolling? Do we have to bring up how George W. Bush, after he had already declared war against bin Laden, outsourced the job and allowed him to get away in Tora Bora? Or, how about when a reporter asked Bush about bin Laden and he replied that he’s truly not concerned about bin Laden? You want to blame Clinton, you feckless hack???

The unedited screen cap at left is just to demonstrate how many messages Bully Boy Bolling was sending out in a short span of time. I have a very busy feed and there were no other messages to come between these three.

All independent economists have stated that for Mendacious Mitt to make his targets of keeping the Bush tax cuts on the top 1% he will have to raise the taxes on the Middle Class. Who needs truth serum, Bully Boy?

STOP THE PRESSES!!! Capitalism is dead!!! You are such a feckless bullshit artist, Bully Boy.

It’s not a falsehood, you lying MoFo.

More lies from Bully Boy Bolling, but if he says it’s a lie enough times his low-information sycophants might believe it. Hell, if he says it enough HE might even believe it. Let’s throw this up on the Wall of Fair and Balance, shall we?

Lookie: Bully Boy Bolling made a funny.

It’s a Bully Boy Bolling Two-Fer: Another attack against VP Biden, with an attack against Labour thrown in for good measure.

Even this kind of smear is beneath you, Bully Boy Bolling. I hope you’re proud of yourself, you feckless hack.

The Zombie Nation are those low-information viewers who watch Fox “News” and think it’s really Fair and Balanced.

It’s really laughable when Bully Boy Bolling, who proves in these messages he’s not Fair & Balanced, points to someone else for bias about a comment made years ago.

Bully Boy Bolling is still stewing over LAST NIGHT’S speech by President Clinton.

The unedited screen cap at left is just to demonstrate how many messages
Bully Boy Bolling was sending out in a short span of time. I have a
very busy feed and there were no other messages to come between these five.

Bully Boy Bolling will pull anything out of the time warp to smear President Obama.

Surely you’re not talking about Lyin’ Ryan, are you Bully Boy? The man seems incapable of telling the truth, as does Mendacious Mitt, for that matter.

See? No attack against President Obama is too low for Bully Boy to go.

When Bush was president Bully Boy Bolling always maintained that the president can do little to control the price of gas.

More attacks against Unionism and General Motors.

Wind and solar are not failed ideas, Bully Boy, but the breeze and the sun are not owned by corporate Fat Cats.

That’s so clever, Bully Boy.

Really? You are simply an idiot, Bully Boy. A feckless hack. A person who wouldn’t know Fair & Balanced if it bit you on your nose.

FINALLY! Now the adults can talk amongst themselves.

OOPS! I spoke too soon. He’s back!!!

Considering Tom Brokaw was admitted to hospital yesterday for accidentally taking a sleeping pill, this might be one of the most classless attacks Bully Boy Bolling has ever made. It turns out that Tom Brokaw is fine, but making fun of him to score political points is just more proof of Bolling getting into the gutter.

No! No more parting shots, you cheap shot artist.!!! Go to bed already!!!

Leave it to Fox “News” to give KKKarl Rove time to trash President Obama’s speech right after he gives it. What they will never do is tell you about Rove’s conflict of interest or his two SuperPACs that are spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

Surely writing the Fox “News” Spin Cycle will get easier from here on it. I hope.