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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Sixteen

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With the start of a new week, it’s time to wrap up last week’s Fox “News” Spin Cycle. With the conventions over, and the lull of the weekend arrived, Fox “News” didn’t find it all that necessary to WHITEwash on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan. This is evidenced by the fact in the past 3 days I’ve collected less than half of the updates from Fox “News” than I did in a single day during the conventions. Yet, that doesn’t mean the Fox “News” Spin Cycle was idle. On the contrary. It just means the bullshit is more finely compacted. So, let’s put on our anti-gravity boots and take another trip to Bizarro World, where one cannot be assured of anything being FAIR & BALANCED.

I’m sure you’ll tell us, Wretched Gretched. And, I’m sure it won’t be a positive report.

Former Democratic Senator Evan Bayh is one of those squishy Dems Fox “News”
loves, who can be counted on to barely defend Democrats. Furthermore, all questions
are framed as anti-POTUS, so he’s climbing out of a hole before he even starts.

Those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends were almost gleeful in the hopes the jobs numbers would be
bad. Fox “News”: Betting against the ‘Merkin people since President Obama was sworn into office.

KKKarl Rove and Fox “News” left a few things out during his appearance, like the fact that he has two
SuperPACs spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama. Will Fox “News” ever tell us
about his conflict of interest? Why should they? This deception and Lie of Omission is working out great for them.

Fox “News” SciTech just doesn’t seem to understand how to play the bash-POTUS game.

The job numbers were more favourable than Bully Boy Bolling had hoped, so the
Bureau of Labor Statistics must be smeared as a “partisan” and #Criminal” outfit. When
the job numbers favour Bully Boy’s preconception, he’ll tout the numbers happily.

Fox “News” has more than enough baggage for a 747. That’s why a web site like
NewsHounds exists. Their motto: “We watch Fox so you don’t have to.”

Of course he did, because that’s what’s expected of him. He also trashed President Clinton’s speech, which
everyone else thought was a home run. Charlie the Kraut Hammer called it “a giant swing and a miss.”

Another day at Fox “News” and another softball interview for Mendacious Mitt.

Forget that Fox “News” outed this author and revealed his real name and the city he lives in.
Also forget that the Pentagon is alleging the author broke the law in writing this book.
Just focus on the negative things found concerning President Obama.

Do the math Fox “News” because President Obama’s poll numbers are up despite the continued bashing you’re giving him.

A week ago Chuck Norris predicted “1,000 years of darkness” if President Obama is reelected. That
made him a natural guest for those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends, who normally decry Hollywood
celebrities who come out for President Obama. But because Chuck Norris said something hateful
about the President of the United States,he needs to be booked ASAP, and as often as possible.

The Carmel Pine Cone? Are you kidding me? Bring back the empty chair.

Yet he’s got all that empty space between his ears in which to pack his clothes.

What would he say? I am on pins and needles waiting to see if he supports Mendacious Mitt.

Fox “News” has never liked fact checkers. That’s why a web site like
NewsHounds exists. Their motto: “We watch Fox so you don’t have to.”

Because Former Democratic Senator gave the Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends
exactly the kind of interview they had hoped, they promoted it later in the day.

I know I sounds like a broken record, but when will Fox “News” tell its low-information
viewers that KKKarl Rove has a MASSIVE conflict of interest in that he’s spending more
than $100,000,000 by his 2 SuperPACs to defeat President Obama?

This is not from Fox “News” but does concern it. Fox “News” reacted
with typical snark, by saying it hoped R.E.M. enjoyed the publicity.

There is no low to which Fox “News” won’t go to trash the Democratic Party. It will
never pass along anything positive said about the Democratic Party, however.

C’mon. Don’t make me laugh. No one’s afraid of Mendacious Mitt, except the
fact-checkers who are forced to work overtime every time he opens his mouth.

I can be forgiven for thinking the headline referred to Gerald being diminished but still formidable. Right?

Now there’s a disinterested party. Word Salad Sarah never disappoints.

Mendacious Mitt is trying out a new variation of the “You didn’t build that” lie that Fox “News” created with deceptively
edited remarks and that the GOP ran with. Mendacious Mitt is grasping at straws if he thinks he’ll sway any students.

That answers that question: Geraldo Rivera DOES still have a Fox “News” show.

However, Geraldo won’t stray too far from company store. Here he gives KKKarl
Rove a chance to lie to his low-information radio audience without telling them that Rove
is spending more than $100,000,000.00 in an attempt to defeat President Obama.

Fox “News” makes it look like Chuck Norris was on Fox and Friends to promote his movie, but he was really
there to expand on his remarks that reelecting President Obama will plunge ‘Merka into “1,000 years of darkness.”

Friday was another day that Ainsley Earworm has not started the day
by sending out a cheesecake pic of the day. Here’s a midday substitute.

I thought it was one perfect softball after another lobbed straight down the
middle. Even so, Mendacious Mitt was unable to hit anything out of the park.

Is Fox “News” saying this is a bad thing, or a good thing? The link to CNS News is all the info one needs
to determine that. Brent “Bozo” Bozell, founder of the Media Research Center, which is far to the right
of Fox “News,” also founded CNS News, the motto of which is “The Right news. Right now.” Hoo boy!

In every other place in the reality-based community, Rush Limbaugh is a pariah. In Bizarro
World, aka Fox “News,” anything Limpburger pulls out of his ass is worth passing along,
provided it trashes Liberals, the rest of the media or the POTUS. Here’s a rare three-fer.

Everyone say it along with me: When will Fox “News” reveal KKKarl Rove’s egregious conflict of interest and
mention he’s spending more than $100,000,000.00 from two SuperPACs in order to defeat President Obama?

Note Bully Boy Bolling’s FAIR & BALANCED reference to
Capitalism vs Socialism. Only a feckless hack would try that trick.

Another morning when Bully Boy Bolling didn’t regale his sycophants with his exercise regimen. What’s up with that?

Charlie the Kraut Hammer is now just making shit up. There are no specifics in the GOP ticket, as
evidenced on the Sunday talk shows when both Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan refused to give any details.

“QUICK! The job numbers are up. How can we blame President Obama?
Oh, Breitbart has a 5 month old statistic? Let’s run with it.”

Too! Many!! Jokes!!!

After Chuck Norris made his hateful prediction that reelecting President Obama would plunge ‘Merka into “1,000
years of darkness,” he was a guest on Fox and Friends on Friday, then a guest on Fox and Friends Weekend on
Saturday, and then a guest on The Huckleberry Hound show on Saturday. That’s what’s called “tripling down on hate.”
People to deadbeat Congressman Joe Walsh: Pay your child support!!!
And yet, Mendacious Mitt’s campaign operatives could only come up with one lie after another. That’s not fact-checking.
Oh great! Bully Boy Bolling is a sports fan too.

There’s the exercise regimen. Six miles of running and football. What a guy! He’s a guy’s guy. He’s Bully Boy Bolling.
I’m developing a theory about Bully Boy Bolling . . .

. . . that he starts drinking late in the day and . . .

. . . by evening he’s tanked up enough to start sending out his Bully Boy Bolling Bullshit™ to the world.

And that’s how the weekend ended, the same as how the previous two days of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle ended: Bully Boy Bolling drooling all over the internet.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Fifteen

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Thank goodness the political conventions are over. Due to its desire to either WHITEwash on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan or to trash President Obama, The Fox “News” Spin Cycle has been working furiously. Keeping up with the Fox “News” Tsunami of Bullshit™ has almost been a full time job. Hopefully, now that President Obama has given his acceptance speech of the Democratic nomination things will slow to a more normal Fox “News” River of Bullshit™.

Meanwhile, today as yesterday, this edition of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle is dedicated to Eric Bolling, known around these parts as Bully Boy Bolling. Yesterday he claimed he was taking notes on his whiteboard and promised he would fact-check President Clinton’s speech. His fact checking on The Five consisted of him saying, in essence, “This was a lie, that was a lie, this was a lie and that was a lie” without EVER telling his low-information audience what the truth might have been. Because Bolling knows that the fact-checkers have already checked Clinton’s facts and couldn’t find anything wrong. Consequently, Bully Boy Bolling couldn’t REALLY fact-check Clinton’s speech, but he could leave his low-information viewers with the impression that President Clinton lied, even if that wasn’t true.

And that’s why we call him Bully Boy Bolling.

Second day in a row there was no cheesecake shot from Ainsley
Earworm, so I am recycling a non-cheesecake shot from yesterday.

Here’s Bully Boy Bollling’s BIG LIE. He never fact-checked anything, he just said
it was a pack of lies. He wasn’t “crazy busy,” just crazy. #shamelessbullyboybolling

Everybody except Bully Boy Bolling, and the rest of Fox “News” thought he hit it out of the park.

Who cares?

Mendacious Mitt takes time out from his busy debate preparations to sit down for a softball
interview from KKKampaign KKKarl KKKameron, who allowed him to lie shamelessly.

Two Conservatives and one ineffectual so-called Liberal. And that’s what FAIR & BALANCED looks like on Fox “News.”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President . . . We can’t? Never mind.”

You will never see an Independent who has decided to vote for President
Obama on Fox “News” because it would spoil the propaganda.

He needs to give a speech. No big secret.

It’s not a hard sell. Very few Hispanics are supporting Mendacious Mitt.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Clinton? We can’t? Never mind.”

Remember when Bill “Loofah Lad” O’Reilly talked about all the chaos at the RNC? Me neither.

Todd Starnes used this amusing piece to take pot shots at tofu and arugula. HAW HAW HAW That’s a good one, Todd.

Yes, a funny new video that has been thouroughly debunked because the so-called President Obama voter
was unmasked as a Florida GOP operative. These jokers can’t even lie good enough to not get caught.

The wall of “Fair and Balanced”???
OH! STOP!! MY!!! SIDES!!!!

Here’s the interview touted above. However, Fox “News” will never show someone who has decided
to vote for President Obama after listening to Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan get caught in their lies.

Just a little something to distract the low-information viewer from
the Fox “News” anti-Obama/pro Mendacious Mitt propaganda.

This clip turned a figure of speech into a threat to kill Mendacious Mitt.

Dickhead Morris. Toesucker Morris. Hooker-hiring Morris. Nuff said.

Define success.

As I’ve said before, the only time you’ll see Fox “News” mention Jon Stewart is when he’s attacking President Obama.
However, he attacks Fox “News” far more often than he has commercial breaks, almost. That’s the real comedy.

Distraction from Obama-bashing. QUICK! Look over there!

KKKArl Rove promoting one of his full-of-crap Wall Street Journal columns. The WSJ
has the same owner as Fox “News,” which is why neither have commented on Rove’s
conflict of interest in spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

I’ll save you the trouble: Sean Hannity makes a cameo in the second part of
the Ayn Rand movie “Atlas Shrugged.” Paul “Ayn” Ryan was unavailable.

Fox “News” spent more than 24 hours trying to make it sound as if the DNC moved the party indoors
because there were too many empty seats. But, guess what? The weather turned to shit just like had been
predicted and Fox “News” was forced to send this pile of crap into the memory hole.

More distraction from the Fox “News” propaganda machine. QUICK! Look over there!

Just more of KKKarl Rove’s misinformation campaign, while he never mentions his conflict of
interest in spending more than $100,000,000.00 from his two SuperPACs to defeat President Obama.

While he’s 100% right, Fox “News” wants to make him sound like an extremist.

All Dems boo the inclusion of Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly into any civil discourse.

Is Geraldo Rivera still on Fox “News”???

Translation: We’ll be lying to our low-information viewers and trashing President Obama full-time.

Here’s Fox “News” doubling down on President Obama hate. What are the chances they won’t
talk about Chuck’s prediction of 1,000 years of darkness if President Obama is reelected?
One hundred percent, but I looked into the future. Also, please keep in mind that Fox “News” is
constantly saying celebrity endorsements are useless when they are endorsements for the Democratic Party.

More of the Fox “News” disinformation propaganda campaign against President Obama.

More KKKarl Rove spreading his own disinformation on Fox “News,” while never admitting
that his 2 SuperPACs spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

That’s not really how I interpreted the report, but Fox “News” needs to spread the bullshit frior to the jobs report.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President . . . What? Sarah
Palin did what? She put a target on Gabby Giffords? Never mind.”

Now Kimberly Guilfoyle adds to the hilarity. Fair and Balanced? Only in Bizarro World.

I’m not sure what to make of this. Are they making fun of Eva Longoria, her working at
Wendy’s when she was young, or Mendacious Mitt’s tax breaks for millionaires?

And then we FINALLY get to Bully Boy Bolling’s big contribution of the night. Oddly enough, he went into radio silence after I published The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Fourteen, where I made relentless fun of him from the previous night. However, he just can’t leave it alone and has to keep picking at that scab that is his brain. How can he even PRETEND to be Fair and Balanced after sending out crap like this?

I’m assuming Bully Boy Bolling talking about Vice President Joe Biden,
but who knows? He has so many Democrats that he hates viscerally.

I’d rather listen to Gafftastic Vice President Joe Biden than Bully Boy Bolling baying at the moon.

That’s exactly how I feel when I am watching The Five, except Bully Boy Bolling is both Goofy and Dumbo.

Bully Boy Bolling has a real hate-on for the UAW and the auto industry apparently. #tryfair&balanced

That debate will be fun. Lyin’ Ryan will try to get away with his bullshit
and Vice President Joe Biden will eviscerate him. Pass the popcorn.

Really, Bully Boy Bolling? Do we have to bring up how George W. Bush, after he had already declared war against
bin Laden, outsourced the job and allowed him to get away in Tora Bora? Or, how about when a reporter asked Bush about
bin Laden and he replied that he’s truly not concerned about bin Laden? You want to blame Clinton, you feckless hack???

The unedited screen cap at left is just to demonstrate how many messages Bully Boy Bolling was sending out in a short span of time. I have a very busy feed and there were no other messages to come between these three.

All independent economists have stated that for Mendacious Mitt to make his targets of keeping the Bush tax
cuts on the top 1% he will have to raise the taxes on the Middle Class. Who needs truth serum, Bully Boy?

STOP THE PRESSES!!! Capitalism is dead!!!
You are such a feckless bullshit artist, Bully Boy.

It’s not a falsehood, you lying MoFo.

More lies from Bully Boy Bolling, but if he says it’s a lie enough times his low-information sycophants might believe
it. Hell, if he says it enough HE might even believe it. Let’s throw this up on the Wall of Fair and Balance, shall we?

Lookie: Bully Boy Bolling made a funny.

It’s a Bully Boy Bolling Two-Fer: Another attack against VP Biden,
with an attack against Labour thrown in for good measure.

Even this kind of smear is beneath you, Bully Boy Bolling. I hope you’re proud of yourself, you feckless hack.

The Zombie Nation are those low-information viewers who watch Fox “News” and think it’s really Fair and Balanced.

It’s really laughable when Bully Boy Bolling, who proves in these messages he’s not
Fair & Balanced, points to someone else for bias about a comment made years ago.

Bully Boy Bolling is still stewing over LAST NIGHT’S speech by President Clinton.

The unedited screen cap at left is just to demonstrate how many messages
Bully Boy Bolling was sending out in a short span of time. I have a
very busy feed and there were no other messages to come between these five.

Bully Boy Bolling will pull anything out of the time warp to smear President Obama.

Surely you’re not talking about Lyin’ Ryan, are you Bully Boy? The man
seems incapable of telling the truth, as does Mendacious Mitt, for that matter.

See? No attack against President Obama is too low for Bully Boy to go.

When Bush was president Bully Boy Bolling always maintained that the president can do little to control the price of gas.

More attacks against Unionism and General Motors.

Wind and solar are not failed ideas, Bully Boy, but the breeze and the sun are not owned by corporate Fat Cats.

That’s so clever, Bully Boy.

Really? You are simply an idiot, Bully Boy. A feckless hack. A person
who wouldn’t know Fair & Balanced if it bit you on your nose.

FINALLY! Now the adults can talk amongst themselves.

OOPS! I spoke too soon. He’s back!!!

Considering Tom Brokaw was admitted to hospital yesterday for accidentally taking a sleeping pill, this
might be one of the most classless attacks Bully Boy Bolling has ever made. It turns out that Tom Brokaw
is fine, but making fun of him to score political points is just more proof of Bolling getting into the gutter.

No! No more parting shots, you cheap shot artist.!!! Go to bed already!!!

Leave it to Fox “News” to give KKKarl Rove time to trash President Obama’s speech right after
he gives it. What they will never do is tell you about Rove’s conflict of interest or his two
SuperPACs that are spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

Surely writing the Fox “News” Spin Cycle will get easier from here on it. I hope.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Fourteen

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Here’s what was learned in this edition of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle: Bully Boy Bolling proved, once again, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is not “Fair and Balanced,” in case you were wondering. He also proved he has too much time on his hands and could use some new meds. During the nominating speech by President Clinton, Bolling was practically apoplectic, sending out message after message after message. Whenever you see Bully Boy Bolling on Fox “News,” remember that he lives on the same home planet as the rest of the Fox “News” personalities and pretending to be “Fair and Balanced” is just what they all do best. 

Let’s delve into the latest nonsense from Bizarro World.

The day starts as it always does with your cheesecake shot of the morning. However, an
out-of-focus shot without legs ain’t gonna make it Ainsley. You can try again tomorrow morning.

Of course Lyin’ Ryan is as disinterested a party as KKKarl Rove.

That’s two days in a row that Bully Boy Bolling didn’t treat his sycophants
with his morning exercise routine. He must be watching his blood pressure.

Frank Luntz likes to pretend that no one knows he wears a bad rug. However, the toupee reflects the
tee vee lights differently than his real hair. Never trust a man wearing a laboratory test animal on his head.

Fox “News” SciTech still hasn’t learned that it’s supposed to trash the POTUS day in and day out.

Fox “News” SciTech could take a page out of the KKKarl Rove playbook: Don’t admit
you have a conflict of interest and then trash the POTUS until you run out the clock.

Would it be cruel of me to hope he crashes?

Which one is in drag?

Another softball interview, where Lyin’ Ryan gets to trash the Democratic Party until the clock runs out.

More POTUS trashing.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on Presisdent Obama?”

Despite being a Democratic Governor, Delaware’s Jack Markell barely made any headway in this interview because all
the questions were framed from an anti-Obama position. He was trying to climb out of a hole before he even started.

The only time Fox “News” cares about what celebrities say is when they trash President Obama.
Then they are embraced and invited on the air. Otherwise Fox “News” is very dismissive of
celebrity endorsements. For example: Tomorrow Chuck Norris will be on Fox and Friends.

Of course they asked him who he is supporting. Guess what???

MAKE HER STOP!!!

Another one of those interviews with a Democrat where all the questions are framed from an anti-Obama stance.
A little bit of silliness, with some POTUS-bashing thrown in for good luck.
Another one of those interviews where all the questions are framed from an anti-Obama position. What a surprise.

Fox “News” made a lot of hay out of this. Sadly the DNC changed its position, making them look weak . . . again.

Because it went so well, Brain Brian Kilmeade was promoting this
softball anti-Obama interview long after Fox and Friends went off the air.
Gee, what a surprise.

What is more likely in the future — Will Laura Ingraham continue her snarky
style of Progressive bashing or be relegated to the dustbin of history?
Yet every time Fox “News” mentioned this story, it cited its own totally invented rumour that there
were too many empty seats, despite the fact that more than 15,000 had been put on waiting lists.

If there is any fairness in the world, both of them will have long careers,
long after Laura Ingraham has been relegated to the dustbin of history.

This panel is a guaranteed non-stop Obama bash-a-thon. That’s why they are on Fox “News.”

The only time Fox “News” mentions Jon Stewart is when he is critical of Democrats.

Hoo boy! Tom Brokaw should know better than to let Scammity Hannity frame the questions.

Fox Nation is where you will find the ugliest, most racist statements against President Obama and his entire family.
Don’t believe me? Take a look at the comments on this thread. Normally they close and delete all the comments
when it gets this ugly. However, there’s an election on and Fox “News” has taken sides. Let the creeps have their fun.
There’s enough room in there for 3 inner Springsteens.

No one is being crucified. Just another way to for the Christian Broadcasting
Network Fox “News” Channel to stir up the low-information viewers.

No more Todd Starnes, please.

It was another Laura Ingraham Snark-A-Thon.

A total misrepresentation of what the First Lady said. She said that Government
is the only thing we all share, whether we are Democratic or Republican.

Trying to make the bogus point that there would have been empty seats at the BofA
stadium, despite the fact that more than 15,000 people had been put on a waiting list already.
Not among Fox “News” anchors.

More of the patented snark we’ve come to expect from Snarky Snark Snark.

As far as I’m concerned Laura Ingraham is not leaving fast enough.
However, she will eventually wind up in the dustbin of history.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: Don’t exaggerate!!!
Fox “News” never reacts like this when Ann Coulter says something incendiary.

The glass will be all full . . . say it with me . . . when Laura Ingraham is finally tossed in the dustbin of history.

With no natural disaster, Shep Smith is forced into advancing the Fox “News” Obama bash-a-thon.

Hoo boy!

This just in: Democrats took too much heat from Fox “News” and it was threatening to get in the way of their DNC message.

Purdy pictures!

Guilted by Fox “News,” the Defending Jesus Network.
Mendacious Mitt took time out from his all-important debate preparations for a
softball interview for Fox “News” where he could enter another fact-free zone.

I bet the Fox “News” room had a collective orgasm when they read this.
This is what Rove wants you to think, but him spending over $100,000,000.00 to influence the election won’t
change the demographics: Young people don’t trust Mendacious Mitt and Lyoin’ Ryan for good reasons.

Thoughts on the speeches to come? Really?

No comment Fox “News”?

No comment Fox “News”?
Just before President Clinton hit the stage at the DNC I think Bully Boy Bolling was going
for a dirty joke, but he allowed his anger to get the best of him and it makes no sense.
This is when President Clinton hit the stage and Bully Boy Bolling sends out a war cry. Isn’t that telling?

Choom gang is a reference to President Obama’s drug use, for the uninitiated.

No comment Fox “News”? That’s okay, because Bully Boy Bolling did all your talking for you.

This was no secret by the time Bully Boy Bolling attempted to sucker people into this bet.

Yet, President Clinton still supports President Obama as the best candidate
over Mendacious Mitt. Why do you think that is, Bully Boy Bolling?

While I don’t know the truth of the numbers, I do know 2 things: Bully Boy Bolling never tells the truth, unless
its convenient and Mendacious Mitt would have let Detroit go down the tubes, taking all those jobs with it.

Bully Boy Bolling is cherry-picking the job numbers and then throwing in a gratuitous cigar joke to be scatological.

This will be fun.

Uh oh! Bully Boy Bolling’s starting to type in ALL CAPS! He must be pissed!!!

More cherry-picking of convenient stats. Remember, Bully Boy Bolling:
George W. Bush built that debt. It was a surplus when “BC” left office.

Is that why you haven’t been exercising, Bully Boy Bolling? At lease he is admitting that President
Clinton’s speech made him angry, proving once again that Eric Bolling is not FAIR & BALANCED.
That was one of the strangest speech analyses I’ve ever read. Especially
since everyone else though President Clinton it it out of the park.

That’s all for today. With one last day for the DNC, I’ll be able to go back to making The Fox “News” Spin Cycle an occasional feature of snark.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Lucky Thirteen

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Here we go again. This edition of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle begins early Tuesday morning and ends after First Lady Michelle Obama delivered her stem-winder of a speech.

One thing that it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt is Laura Ingraham has far too much time on her hands. 

So let’s jump into our spaceship and head off to Bizarro World, where nothing ever makes any sense.

As always the Fox “News” day begins with a cheesecake pic from Ainsley Earworm.
No exercise today, Bully Boy Bolling?

I’m sure you’ll tell us right away, Wretched Gretched, even though it will be more than 14 hours before he delivers it.

Brain Brian Kilmeade without a voice can only be an improvement.

Joe Trippi is one of the fake Democrats Fox “News” uses to pretend to be fair & balanced.
The problem is he often agrees with KKKarl Rove, who Fox “News” pretends is not
spending more than $100,000,000.00 with his 2 SuperPACs to defeat President Obama.

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This is what KKKarl Rove wants you to believe because Mendacious Mitt is not going to win Florida.

“Stay tuned . . . on the Fox “News” God  Channel. We’ve got Jesus’ back.”

My main thought is you could do better than Fox “News.”

That’s Tuesday’s ass kissing done with.

Not exactly true. He compared Lyin’ Ryan’s lying to Goebbels’ Big Lie, which is totally accurate.

Well, for one, George W. Bush is no longer President and can’t start any
more illegal wars. Would you like the rest in alphabetical order?

Of course Fox “News” had to make the point that President Obama is the only
president that has NOT visited the Billy Graham Library. What about Lincoln?

I’m not sure that asking the question in a different way will get you a different answer.
If he doesn’t float, he’s not a witch.

Yes. Next question.

George W. Bush built that.

How many free commercials are they going to give the Pita Pit? He was also on yesterday.

Just so Right Wing idiots like you can go apoplectic.

TRANSLATION: Republicans will be lying their asses off in order to make the President look bad. Just like every other day.

Let’s give him another 4 years and see if he completes it. ‘Merka gave George W. 4 more years and he screwed
up everything he touched. Besides, Mendacious Mitt is using Bush’s advisers. We don’t need that again.

A free abortion voucher for everybody!!! And two for every man!!!

But again, Fox “News” and KKKarl Rove have NEVER admitted that Rove is spending over
$100,000,000.00 through 2 SuperPACs to defeat President Obama. How can he be trusted?

I don’t gotta do nothing.

“Quick! How can we blame it on President . . . OH! Wait!”

The “No Spin Zone” is as empty a slogan as “Fair & Balanced.”

Knowing how badly John McCain lost the last election, after foisting Sarah Palin on the world,
he’s the last person I would take advice from. That’s why I hope Mendacious Mitt listens to him.

Oh, fer fuck’s sake. Give it a rest already.

Bully Boy Bolling has never answered one of my questions.
Pretty pictures!!!

KKKarl Rove makes false claims every time he opens his mouth
and forgets to confess to his EXTREME conflict of interest.

Is Geraldo is still on Fox “News”? This is funny considering he later apologized for criticizing Eastwood.

Bully Boy Bolling and the GOP wants you to forget that George W. built that debt.
Another bullshit Factor poll.

A total misrepresentation of what the First Lady said, which is why Fox “News” would feature it.

Imagine how Fox “News” would bleat if a Democratic operative said something so
inflammatory. However, because a “Republican heavyweight” said it, it’s all cool.

This was done merely to contrast with what Fox “News” will lie about tomorrow what was said at the DNC.

Here’s where the magic happens and by magic I mean where they pull facts out of thin air.

Sununu calling anyone incompetent is as ridiculous as Fox “News” calling itself “Fair & Balanced.”

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Fox “News” babes would be lost without these “makeup miracle workers.”

Are you sure, Laura?
One artists makes a picture and Fox “News” elevates it to a national story.

Bully Boy Bolling is still reliving his glory days of just last week, when he was in friendly territory.

This isn’t from Fox “News,” but it dovetails with Ingraham’s update above and adds visual context to this story from The Atlantic “Foxy Ladies; Why one network applies so much makeup.” It’s actually quite a funny article.

Hoo boy!!!

No, just an awkward talk show host.

Regardless who we owe it to, George W. Bush built it.

If the white sheet fits . . . .

Bully Boy Bolling glad-handing with Wing Nut Jon Voight and a bunch of other GOP Wing Nuts.

He would have completed a lot more, had he not had the obstreperous “Party of No” as the opposition.

No, Laura. They have intelligence.

In case you missed it when those Foxy Friends said it on Fox and Friends, here it is again. Of course it’s a lie.

Really, Laura? You’re going to make fun of goofy people dressed in a goofy manner? Do I
have to drag out those crazy Teabaggers, with their misspelled racists signs and tri-cornered hats?

Classy, Laura. If you’re going to make fun of fat people, let’s get Chris Christie out here again.

Here’s where the bullshit all started.

“Quick! How can we blame it on President Carter?”

She calls herself the enemy, which only proves she’s not “Fair and balanced.”

There’s not enough dope in the world to get me high enough to think your misanthropy is beautiful, Laura.

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Enough, Laura, enough!!!

This is pretty much the only person Fox “News” didn’t try to smear. However,
a war hero is generally untouchable, unless your name is Max Cleland.

In case you forgot where this bullshit started.

How long do you think it will be before Fox “News” gives Tammy Duckworth
the Max Cleland treatment? Oh, wait! Rep Joe “Scumbag” Walsh already has.

But you still won’t tell the Fox “News” low-information audience about your conflicts of interest.

One of the best speeches I have ever seen. Fox “News” talking heads “damned her with faint praise.”

But it’s true. However, Fox “News” is just throwing out more red meat to its low-information viewers.

It’s almost amusing to watch how furious the Fox “News” Spin Cycle spun last week to WHITEwash mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan, especially when compared to this week. This week Fox “News” is not WHITEwashing for Mittens, it’s BLACKwashing against President Obama. Look for it to get a whole lot worse as the week goes on, especially if the DNC does well.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode One Dozen

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While this isn’t a scientific survey (because I am not at my computer all day), once the Fox “News” Spin Cycle stopped WHITEwashing on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan during the Republican Convention, the messages dropped off drastically. Before the convention it took days to garner enough for one of these episodes and, even then, I’d only have 40 or so. During the convention the Fox “News” Spin Cycle was spinning on a continuous cycle, with nearly 100 messages a day, from which I culled the best 70 or so. Suddenly, after the RNC, the drop off was so precipitous that it has taken several days to get enough for another full episode. Granted, this may have been due to the holiday weekend. Time will tell whether once the Democratic National Convention starts the numbers will climb to the same numbers of before. What will also be telling is how many of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle updates will be positive or negative for the Democratic party.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding? They’ll fall into the same 3 categories as always: Pro-Romney, Anti-POTUS, or total distractions. But, before we get there, we have to deconstruct the ones that came in during the interregnum between the two conventions. Here are the last four days. Hold tight.

Friday morning, the morning after the RNC, and look who gets a softball interview
from a softball. And, look who is still using capital letters in the wrong places.

I thought Clint stole the show, as did the rest of the world.

And everyone loved it, right?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama.”

Leaving Tampa and the butterball had to do some celebrity glad-handing. It would be better
if he spent his time admitting his egregious conflicts of interest, but that will never happen.

Eastwood, of course. No one was talking about anything else.

Marco Rubio had a tight grip on that Florida GOP credit card too, but he was made to pay the money back.

“QUICK!!! How can we blame this on President Obama.”

He gave a speech? I was still thinking about Clint Eastwood.

Back to the cheesecake for which Ainsley Earworm is best known.

Look who is trying real hard to stay relevant after
Fox”News” dis-invited her to the RNC last week.

“There’s an anti-POTUS painting? QUICK! How fast can Fox “News” promote it?”

Fox “News” liked that someone liked Mendacious Mitt’s speech? What a surprise.

By the weekend Fox “News” personalities were moving into Charlotte to crap all over the DNC.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Janice Dean needs Ainsley Earworm to teach her a thing or two about cheesecake photography.

Of course Friday’s The Five was a non-stop Love In for Mendacious Mitt, when they weren’t trashing the POTUS, of course.

In other words: Loofah Lad will give them all the time the need to get their message out.

An entire special from Hannity trashing the President of the United States. How is that different from his regular show?

Normally they are trashing the NY Times as being in the tank for
Obama, but World News Daily (and Fox “News”) knows a hot story..

The Washington Times has never been objective. I wonder if it’ll become more, or less, objective now that owner,
Cult Leader, and self-proclaimed Messiah, Sun Myung Moon, has gone to sit at the OTHER hand of God.

Sean Hannity has played the race card against the President for the last four years or, more
correctly, he has guests who play the race card so he can pretend to keep his hands clean.

Bully Boy Bolling thinks people are impressed by his exercise
regimen because he tells his brain dead followers about it almost daily.

A moment of levity on the set of Fox and Friends Weekend, in between segments bashing President Obama.

Bully Boy Bolling once again proves there’s no Fair in Balanced, or something like that.

No, but it’s not too late for Fox “News” to cite all KKKArl Rove’s conflicts of interest in
handicapping the race. Who the hell am I kidding? There’s no way they’ll ever do that.
It’s not like that was never done before, right?
Once again Bully Boy Bolling proves he’s neither FIR nor BALANCED.
Until Fox “News” and The Daily Caller can lie to them about what
they claim President Obama really means. Then they’ll disagree.
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama. OH! Wait! We already have.”
I wonder if Bully Boy Bolling ever tells God the same lies he tells the Fox “News” audience.
This is where the magic happens and by magic I mean where they just pull facts out of thin air.

So hurry so you don’t miss the lies.

I wonder if Laura Ingraham will be glad-handing with Democrats this week. Nah! Who the hell am I kidding?

Like Bill “Falafel King” has never had a meltdown on air. He’s referring to Melissa Harris-Perry, who didn’t “melt down”
and didn’t tell her guests to shut up or cut their mic, like Loofah Lad has. She merely displayed some righteous anger.

Gee, like that’s never happened in an election season before. However, Axelrod doesn’t
have to make shit up in order to attack the RNC and to point out Mendacious Mitt’s failures.

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama.”

There’s still far more enthusiasm for President Obama among the
general electorate than there was for Mendacious Mitt at his own RNC.
Mendacious Mitt has been playing the Race Card. He keeps pulling
the Ace of Spades from the bottom of the deck. See what I did there?

Got to rest up those legs for her morning cheesecake shot.
Don’t those legs look well-rested?

There’s got to be a NASCAR and low-information voter joke, but I’m too lazy to look for it.

The Labour Day Obama Bash-A-Thon starts NOW!

Here all week. Try the veal.

This is what passes for Fair and Balanced on the propaganda network: KKKarl Rove, who never reveals his
conflict of interest, and Joe Trippi, who never reveals he is a Democrat because he agrees with Rove most of
the time. Then there’s the moderator, who frames the entire debate with a pro-Republican or anti-Obama slant.

Mendacious Mitt must be feeling the heat because he refers to two oblique lines from a speech PRIOR
to his big RNC moment in an attempt to blunt criticism coming from both the Right and the troops.

No morning run for Bully Boy Bolling?

And at no time did he reveal his conflicts of interest. Why do I keep mentioning this?
Because it’s important and is proof positive that Fox “News” is not Fair & Balanced.

This made me spit up my morning coffee. The owner of Pita Pit came on to claim that he really did
“build that” and then explained how he bought into the company when he was just a lowly franchisee.
I was hoping Butterball KKKarl would go ass over tea kettle and land on
fake Democrat Joe Trippi. That doesn’t make me a bad person, does it?

 

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

More Fair & Balanced from Bully Boy Bolling.

This is the latest Reich Wing freak-out. Despite Burton being 100% right, and the fact
that he apologized after it was demanded, Fox and Friends has already done AT LEAST two
segments on it already on Tuesday morning and it’s only 8:20 as I write this.

Because the GOP wants to pretend that the Bush Presidency never existed. How dare President Obama point to it!

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama. Wait! What? During the Bush administration we claimed
the POTUS has little effect on gas prices? It won’t matter. Our audience is not smart enough to remember.”

If Laura Ingraham were an honest commentator she’d . . . never mind. We know she’s not an honest commentator.

Where it will be all Pro-Mendacious Mitt or anti-Obama and, as usual, they won’t let Bob Beckel get a word in edgewise.

Kimberly Guikfoyle showing off some of her RNC pictures, days late.

More glad-handing at the RNC. Get a load of those gams!

Two Fox “News” babes and not a leg in sight? What’s up with that?

Still no legs? Yeesh! They need a refresher course in cheesecake from Ainsley Earworm.

To start with, there will be far fewer lies . . . .
. . . . until Lyin’ Ryan shows up. Then the lies will flow like water under the George W. Bush bridge.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama. We can’t? Why not? They’re both Black.”

Oh that Ingraham. She’s such a kidder.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? We’ll just let Politico do it.”

Sounds like KKKarl Rove is still not ready to admit he’s spending over
$100,000,000.00 through his two SuperPACs to game the election for the GOP.

Since it’s already Tuesday morning the tally for the Fox “News” updates begins now. However, they are already FAR off their previous mark set last week during the RNC. Hoo boy! Stay tuned for Chapter Thirteen of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Eleven

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Scooping up the latest in the Fox “News” Spin Cycle. This latest in my popular series doesn’t even include the day after the night before of the final night of the Republican National Convention. No WHITEwash, or mouthwash, can get the taste of Clint Eastwood Crazy™ out of the nation’s collective mouth, but Fox “News” will try its hardest.

Meanwhile the team of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan needs all the help from Fox “News” it can get. Following the nominated Vice President ‘s speech it was generally agreed that Paul “Ayn” Ryan lied from one end to the other. However, if Fox “News” ever acknowledged his easily debunked lies, I must have blinked. Once again it was like landing on Bizarro world. Fox “News” thought it was the greatest thing since perforated toilet paper, which is the perfect analogy for the shit that came out of his mouth that had to have been pulled from his ass.

Let’s get right to it.

In other words, there are several areas where Fox “News” can
sow doubt about President Obama, whether it is true, or not.

Shorter Fox “News:” After we outed the name of this author, we’ll ignore the fact that the Pentagon says he
may have broken the law in order so that we can say his account differs from the one from the White House.

It’s no longer a secret: Clint Eastwood isn’t much of a speaker.

Scammity promotes another anti-POTUS movie. If you ever want FREE advertising
for a project, make an anti-Obama movie. You’ll get tons of FREE publicity.

But of course, Loofah Lad will interrupt and heckle, barely letting Colmes get a word in edgewise.

Yet, Fox “News” never fires anyone for saying offensive things about
President Obama. Remember Bully Boy Bolling’s Hizzy House?

Brain Brian Kilmeade also uses his feed to promote his radio show, with a familiar name.

Forgetting all about Rudy “A Noun, A Verb, 9/11” Giuliani’s ethical lapses, those Foxy Friends on
Fox and Friends actually suggested he’d make a great Attorney General in a Romney White House.

Of course it goes too far. When Fox “News” uses a question mark, it’s called a “Cavuto Mark” in honour of Neil.

Shep is in his glory. He gets to cover a natural disaster as he ignores the unnatural disaster in Tampa.

The Mendacious Mitt I want to know is what’s in those tax returns.

Oh! Stop!! My!!! Sides!!!!

The Daily Bret? Oh, please.

Not likely the pit bull with lipstick. Sarah Palin couldn’t even get on Fox “News” on Wednesday. She was
forced to play victim, which is apparently her comfort zone, from the sidelines on her facebook feed.

Why doesn’t Fox “News” disclose Karl Rove’s clear conflict of interest?
Brain Brian Kilmeade goes full Bizarro and claims Rove is a “blind partisan.”

But The Five can stop Bob Beckel from speaking. They do it every day.
Who did Wretched Gretched leave out? I’m sure that was just an oversight.

I thought it would be someone’s crazy uncle and I was right.

Is Geraldo still on Fox “News”?
Karl Rove looked forward to Thursday. Harry Nilsson never did.

And yet the Supreme Court ruled it is. Am I reading a different Constitution than Rand “Ayn” Paul?

Until Clint Eastwood unleashed his crazy on the RNC, John McCain was every Republican’s favourite crazy uncle.

The truth, which was exactly the opposite of what Lyin’ Ryan delivered.

Well, he would say that, wouldn’t he? Detect a theme yet? Nothing about Mitt’s Mendacity
and Ryan’s Lyin’ will ever pass the lips from a Fox “News” personality.

Ainsley “Airhead” Earworm has done away with the cheesecake and now just takes pictures
of inanimate objects. Here’s what her TelePrompter looks like from her vantage point.

HAW! HAW! HAW!

That actually improves Laura Ingraham’s charisma and foreshadows all the lies that she spews.

If the DNC ever used a “news” personality, Fox “News” would go bonkers. But Huckleberry’s okay with them.

Fox “News” was pushing the transcripts of a speech before the speech had even ended. What’s up with that?

Now Ainsley Earworm is now taking pictures of tee vee monitors. I guess she has a really bad seat at the RNC.

Fox “News” couldn’t get enough of Condoleeza Rice. Down the memory
hole went how she helped lie the country into President Bush’s illegal war.

A split sentence – one part true the other a lie. Lyin’ Ryan has to pretend he’s confident, tho’.

It’s be a Republican Love In.

I thought it had more lies in it than a Hotel Marriott. See what I did there?

TRANSLATION: Forget the fact that I voted for the Bush tax cuts, voted for both of his
wars, and voted in favour of sequestration, which is what helped put you in that basement.

More lies packed into a short speech than you’ll find in an entire day on Fox “News.”

At the risk of repeating myself: More lies packed into a short speech than you’ll find in an entire day on Fox “News.”

Which means more lies are coming. Hope you’re wearing your
Fox “News” branded hip waders, available at Bill O’s Store’0’Crap.

Fox “News” SciTech doesn’t understand how this whole propaganda thing works. It needs to find a way to trash the POTUS.
The lines where he wasn’t lying. Oh! Wait!! Never mind.
The only Dem on that list is Joe Trippi, who sides with the Republicans anyway.

Exact Ann Romney quote to a Latin audience: “You people know how to party!” Hoo boy!!!

Since Hulk Hogan came out in favour of Mendacious Mitt, why not plug his Beach Shop?

His ultimate objective is to fool as many ‘Merkins as possible. However, truth would be preferable

And still nothing on his conflict of interest.

More promotion of Hulk Hogan. If he had said he was voting for
President Obama, he would have never made it onto Fox “News.”

Smithereens? Just another one of those action words that Fox Nation loves to use when it’s
trying to make more out of something than it really deserves. BTW: Fox Nation never passes
along all those Politifact Pants On Fire ratings it gives to Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan.

I would have thought Fox “News” would have dropped this down the memory hole.

Poor Sarah “Victim” Palin, relegated to the sidelines where her endorsements are almost meaningless.

Hoo boy!!!

If lies were gold, Lyin’ Ryan could have paid off the national debt with his RNC speech.

And the morning after Clint’s appearance speculation swirls whether he’s got all his marbles.

Rove has a lot of nerve to talk about an alternative reality. It’s where he lives.

Lie, lie, lie.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You just know that Michael Moore was far more nuanced than that. He said he feared that the
money from the Romney SuperPACs, like Karl Rove’s f’rinstance, might buy the White House.

We all know that Rush Limbaugh is a disgusting pig. He proves it every time he
opens his mouth. But look at how Fox “News” is using Rush Limbaugh to play
the Race Card. They throw it out there so they can pretend it’s Rush who said it
and their hands are clean. Which is more disgusting? Rush taking ownership of his
Racist Twaddle™ or Fox “News” pretending it is NOT a Racist Propaganda Machine?

Another Ablow job from Dr. Keith.

FIXED!!! Tune in to primetime coverage of the RNC tonight – I’ll be
on the Fox panel after Mitt Romney’s speech lying my dumpy ass off.

You can just barely see it, but Shep Smith has a hard on from covering another natural disaster.

What he left out, of course, is how his great grandfather fled to Mexico so
he could continue to practice polygamy once it was outlawed in ‘Merka.

Translation: Voucher systems will starve the public school system, creating a country of haves and have nots.

These pants are too baggy to see Shep’s hard on, but you can be sure it’s there.

This is not a joke: The RNC had considered a holographic Ronald Reagan, but vetoed the
idea when they realized it would come off as more lifelike than Mendacious Mitt.

Another tired and old idea, apparently, is speaking the truth.

Oh that Ann Coulter. She’s such a kidder! Wait!!! What??? She wasn’t kidding? Hoo boy!!!

Another Ainsley Earworm pic of an inanimate object. Go back to the cheesecake, Ainsley.

I never thought it was a good idea for an 82-year old to give an ad libbed speech, but what do I know?

…While I help myself to your money through higher taxes.

When did speaking the truth become old and tired? Ever since Mendacious Mitt hooked up with Lyin’ Ryan.

As Fox “News” promises to do everything to help me win this election.

On to Charlotte, North Caroline. Now we will see whether Fox “News” will be so slavishly fawning at the DNC. Oh, who the hell am I kidding? It will be a non-stop POTUS bash-a-thon. Stay tuned for Episode One Dozen.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Ten

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At the rate Fox “News” is spinning in order to WHITEwash for the Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan Republican ticket, I may have to start updating The Fox “News” Spin Cycle twice a day, as opposed to just once a day. However, to be fair, it was the first day of the delayed Republican National Convention and Fox “News” had a lot of time on its hands and bullshit to shovel at its low-information viewers.

So hang on tight as we venture back into Bizarro World. Remember to keep your arms in at all times.

Wretched Gretched continues her e.e. cumings-style of idiosyncratic CaPitalIzaTion.

Doesn’t she realize how stupid it makes her look?

Clearly not, otherwise she’d have stopped by now.

Despite what Fox “news” would haver you believe, the monster larva is not the Democratic Party.

They have that backwards. How will the RNC impact the Tea Party, which has clearly taken over the GOP?

More “swiftboating” of the POTUS. Remember: “Swiftboating” is pushing a lie, like was done against John Kerry.

Mania is the right word for how Fox “News” has been sucking up to the RNC.

Because it’s a lying piece of shit. The less said about it, the better. Except on
Fox “News,” which seems to think it’s a blockbuster of “Avatar” proportions because
it can’t stop talking about it and promoting it, even though it’s still a load of horse shit.

This was such a bizarre segment. Those Foxy Friends at Fox & Friends got the Oak Ridge Boys to sing
the National Anthem for entertainment value. Then, later in the day, when the National Anthem was being
sung on stage at the RNC, Megyn Kelly talked right over it. Fox “News,” where patriotism is for the other guys.

Can’t imagine what he might say.

About that debt? Republicans really did build it.

The truth, but I’m not holding my breath.

Ellen Barkin said something stupid, so Fox “News” elevates it to national news. It never does this for Ted Nugent’s
idiotic rants, however. Why Barkin? She has been a long time punching bag for Fox “News” and Loofah Lad O’Reilly.

Two Mensa members.

More of Brain Brian Kilmeade hobnobbing with celebrities.
I remember when Dennis Miller was funny. Sadly, Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly still thinks he’s funny.

The POTUS has been ready to compromise all along, even to the point of angering Democrats
and Progressives. However, Fox “News” wants to peddle this new pile of manure that he’ll
only compromise once he’s re-elected. When he’s re-elected he won’t need to compromise.

They’re all Teabaggers now that the Koch-suckers have taken over the GOP.

Hoo boy!!!

Because the Republican Platform and Mendacious Mitt certainly won’t do it.

I heard no “squashing,” just a small swipe. But Fox Nation loves these action words like
“demolishes” and “eviscerates.” It’s part of its creative writing and rewriting history.

Can the GOP keep the focus off who created that debt? [See above.]

See? “Unloads” is just one of those action words I just described.

“This is where I make shit up.”

Only if Romney’s Tax Returns and the GOP’s regressive abortion policy is studiously ignored.

It’d be less windy if you closed your mouth, Bully Boy Bolling.

O’Reilly is walking a tightrope with this topic. He doesn’t want people to remember how
he attacked Dr. George Tiller relentlessly and how a nut job took him seriously and killed Dr. Tiller.

The only one of these presidents who would be welcomed by today’s Teabagger
GOP Party is AU H2O, and I’m not so sure he’d like what the party has become.

Because it’s so easy to make fun of protestors.

You think it’s easy pulling facts out of his ass?

If Bret Baier is cruising, he’s definitely on the wrong side of town. I don’t think he ever did fix that link.

Because the “Take the country back to the 1950s” theme hasn’t been working at all.

Fox “News” has diversified and is now running a fleet of cabs in Tampa. Will they show up for the DNC?

Does he even have a hack license? I’d make sure he’s not taking the long way around, just trying to run up the meter.

Because they have been, but Fox “News” will never admit that because they do it too.

I missed it on purpose, silly boy.

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Because making fun of protestors is as easy as falling off a wooden Romney.

Formally? I saw no tuxedos.

Everyone knows that when Republicans move into “full swing” it means putting everyone’s house
keys in a big bowl and . . . What? Oh! Sorry, I misunderstood. That’s for later, back at the hotel.

Fox “News” trumpeted this like it was some kind of surprise that was totally unexpected.

There’s actually some real “news” going on and Shep Smith gets to cover it from the balcony of
the same hotel I stayed in when I was in New Orleans for the first Mardi Gras after New Orleans.

“Special coverage” means there will be more fawning over Mendacious Mitt than usual.

Mayor Love spreads the POTUS hate.

Provided you have money. If you’re poor, you’re on your own. If you’re a woman, better get used to being marginalized.

Romney’s plan WILL work for ‘Merka, provided you’re in the the 1% of the Ruling Class at the top of the heap.

Right after he rewards his cronies with more tax cuts and sends all the good jobs off-shore, just like he always has.

Trolling for responses and the low information Fox “News” viewers are happy to oblige.

Real leaders lose weight.
I feel ripped off. Where’s today’s Fox and Friends First cheesecake shot?

No capital letters and a misspelling of the three letter word “Gov.” Good work, Wretched Gretched.

Yet, “Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders” gets capitalized. Hoo boy!!!
More bad grammar from Wretched Gretched. She’s so inconsistent about it, too.

Of course Rove loved it all and never admitted he has 2 SuperPACs dedicated to defeating the POTUS.

The only side of Mendacious Mitt I want to see is his backside.

What speeches did Fox “News” ignore? It’s always amusing, and terribly disingenuous,
when Fox “News” points out another channels bias. It’s usually wrong, too.

Fox “News” is getting a lot of mileage out of this book, after they outed the name of the author and pointed
out where he lived. Al Qaeda has now put out a assassination hit on him. Another job well done, Fox “News.”

The elephant in the room is Mendacious Mitt’s constant lying.

There have been “scorching” anti-Romney ads, but you’ll never see Loofah Lad promote them.

Present buttocks; apply lips.

When you have women and minorities trumpeting the Mendacious Mitt/Fox “News” lie of “You didn’t
build that” then I would call it “window dressing.” When they speak for themselves, I’ll change my mind.

Stay tuned for Episode Eleven of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle, which I’ll have to be starting almost immediately if I want to keep on top of this.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Nine

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When the history of this election cycle is written (sadly both Theodore H. White and Hunter S. Thompson are no longer with us) an entire chapter will have to be devoted to the Fox “News” Spin Cycle, which has been spinning more furiously than Hurricane Isaac in the Gulf of Mexico. Fox “News” is forced to SPIN furiously in order to WHITEwash for the Republican team of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan, who have still not caught fire with ‘Merkin population.

The Fox “News” coverage of the GOP national convention has been one entire Republicapaloosa, when it hasn’t been attacking the President of the United States with false and already discredited talking points. Clearly the Fair & Balanced network ain’t.

Meanwhile, there’s an entire new episode of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle to deconstruct, so let’s get going. It’s a little longer than usual since it’s been almost a day and a half since the last one.

Wretched Gretched should get that capitalization problem looked into.

Just another example of how Wretched Gretched, or an intern acting on her
behalf, makes herself look stooopud. Capital letters are your friend, Gretch!

A hagiographer at work.

STOP THE PRESSES!!! Bully Boy Bolling is going to the RNC in Tampa!!! The trip won’t go smoothly. Read on.

Wait!!! What??? She found the SHIFT key! too bad she used it on the wrong word, but it’s a start.

Lots of people have unloaded on Mendacious Mitt Romney, but you’ll only see them on Fox “News” to be criticized.

Of course it’s not a War on Women. It’s a War on Women’s Rights. Why can’t the Left Wing see that?

His father also released 12-years of tax returns and honestly said that he had been brainwashed by the generals
during the Vietnam War. What Mendacious Mitt took away from that: Never tell the truth, so he hasn’t, ever!

Because Condé Nast Traveler Magazine is clearly in the tank for the Secretary of State.

Delta doesn’t control the weather, Bully Boy Bolling. President Obama does. Or don’t you listen to Rush Limbaugh?

A minute-by-minute update from Bully Boy Bolling. Soon he’ll start telling us of his bowel movements.

I will provided you finally reveal that you are spending untold millions to influence the same election
for which you and Fox “News” are trying to pretend you are just providing honest punditry. Deal?

Sheriff Joe is being investigated and prosecuted by the Federal government, but the only
time you’ll hear that on Fox “News” is when they use it to criticize President Obama.

Bully Boy Bolling seems to have a need to be in every picture. Here he is, finally in the air on the way to Tampa.

Bully Boy Bolling with Wretched Gretched.

Bully Boy Bolling with Buddy Christ’s younger brother.

Bully Boy Bolling with his sycophantic co-hosts from The Five.

That’s not EXACTLY what the NYT said, but I’m sure that wouldn’t surprise you.

Bully Boy Bolling makes a funny about a competitor.

Bully Boy Bolling makes another funny about a competitor.

Bully Boy Bolling makes a funny about  . . . WAIT! That wasn’t
even funny. Is that a Pop Cultural reference to a bad ’90s sitcom?

Crosshairs? We’re not going there again, are we?

I’d start with Ann Romney’s speech, but what do I know? I just don’t like Stepford Wives.

Told you so!!! Bully Boy Bolling just shit himself!!!

Shorter Baier: We’ll be lying our asses off.

Here’s the panel lying their asses off.

Hear them lie their asses off.

The one who spends the most money to influence the race. Come on down, KKKarl Rove!!!

Ask them how that blind trust found them to invest in their business.

Ask them if they THINK capitalization of their name is OPTIONAL.

How many times are you going to promote this interview? Wait!!! What??? You capitalized all
the right words on that last one. Who are you and what have you done with Wretched Gretched?

Never mind!!!

Back in my comfort zone. It’s as if nothing has changed.

The windy will be inside the hall.

Yeesh!!!

Because all ‘Merkins are clamoring for a president who can
pretend he always makes the pancakes and wears Costco shirts.

Loofah Lad is still pimping for the GOP; he just pretends otherwise.

Shep is in his glory. He can safely ignore the lies in Tampa to focus on his favourite thing: A natural disaster.

Rubio’s got to be just a little bit miffed that Mendacious Mitt chose Lyin’ Ryin’ over Credit Card Marco.

Fox “News” will never tell you about a Republican who switched to the
Democrats, unless it’s to denigrate them. Wait!!! What??? ACORN again???

If Fox “News” ever fact-checked Mendacious Mitt’s ads, like they do
every Democratic advert, no one would ever vote for Mendacious Mitt.

Another Fox “News” report about a D switching to an R, turning it into a national news
story. Yet, you’ll never see the so-called Fair & Balanced network show a R turned D.

More promotion for this softball interview from Wretched Gretched.

Fox “News” cooking the books on every story? We report; you decide.

Translation of Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly: “Because Karl Rove is a complete nonpartisan in this election cycle and won’t
slant his coverage at all. (Did they buy that? Yes? Good, because I have a doormat and other crap I need to sell.)”

Because Reince Priebus thought he was on Fox “News” and started lying like he always does. OOPS! He was called on it.

And you can believe it because the Romney Camp has been so honest up to now. Oh, hell, who am I trying to fool?

The non-Fair and unBalanced network shouldn’t throw stones, considering the glass house it lives in.

One big fat liar with Mendacious Mitt’s mendacious offspring.

Because we all know how rational Jon Voight is, not to mention how politically astute.

Even though Geico issued a response that called this claim bullshit, nothing in the linked story refers to it.
You’d have to search hard to find out that this happened 2 years ago AND that Geico said Ermey wasn’t fired
at all. That ad campaign had run its course and the company had developed new campaigns in the two years since.

And turns truth on it’s ass.

Does Geraldo even have a Fox “News” presence anymore, now that his tee vee show
has been relegated to one night a week? However, he’s still got a radio show to promote.

Once again: When the polls showed President Obama ahead that sound you heard from Fox “News” was crickets.

Vote for us because we can be just as racist and Ayn Randian
as Ron Paul. We’re just better at disguising our intolerance.

YAWN!!!

See? Shep’s skipping the disaster that is the Republican Convention for the Disaster that is Isaac.

What’s the big secret? She’s a robot, of course.

Wait!!! What???

You can’t tell because his shirt’s not tucked it, but Shep’s got a hard on because he’s covering a natural disaster again.
Unless it’s a Democratic Convention. Fox “News” will do everything
in its power, which is considerable, to shit all over the DNC message.

But Fox “News” is Fair & Balanced/. You can take that to the bank.

“Because it’s not really lying unless I can people to believe me.” ~~~Shorter Rove

According to NewsHounds: “Independent” Bill “Loofah Lad” O’Reilly said that he finds Republicans sane and
Democrats radical. Just another day in the Wild Spin Zone, not to be confused with the Fox “News” Spin Cycle..

There you go, kids, another episode of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle has come and gone. While getting Episode Nine ready for publication, I have already collected the next 23 for Episode Ten. If the Fox “News” bullshit keeps increasing at this rate I’ll not only have to get a pair of hip-waders, but might have to bring in an intern to help. Maybe Wretched Gretched’s intern wants to move over to the dark side.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Eight

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It’s time for another in my hugely popular Fox “News” Spin Cycle series. As we get closer to the Republican National Convention, and as the Republican Dynamic Duo of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan flounder on simple issues like abortion, Fox “News” has had to ramp up the Fox “News” Spin Cycle to 11. 

However, to be fair, Mittens ramped up the rhetoric to 11, going full-on Birther mid-day Friday. However that seems to be a topic that Fox “News” has been studiously avoiding as best it can. 

So, join me as we travel back to Bizarro World and look, once again, into the hearts (HA!) and minds (double HA!) of the Fox “News” personalities and lay some snark on those who WHITEwash on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Paul “Ayn” Ryan.

Aside from the fact that Wretched Gretched never knows where to put capital letters,
Fox “News” wasn’t trumpeting ANY poll numbers before the race tightened up.

Don’t change a thing. Whatever he’s been doing to be the anti-razzle-dazzle candidate has been working for him.

The only reason Fox “News” did this story is they thought it was about Richard Nixon.

Even with the microscope, they have yet to discover Romney’s heart.

Because Mendacious Mitt & Lyin’ Ryan have no extreme positions on
abortion, right? They just want to do away with Roe vs Wade entirely.

Fox “News” loves to attack unionism and this is just a way to get dues-paying unionists to hate their leadership.

No. Next question? Can he win based on lies? A: He’s trying his best.

Another total misrepresentation of what the POTUS said.

Of course, Fox “News” is still not telling its viewers that KKKarl Rove is spending untold
MILLIONS of dollars in SuperPAC money to influence this election. He is NOT “Fair
and Balanced,” but neither is Fox “News.” A match made in Heaven? Or is that Hell?

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?

Rove could take credit because his SuperPACS are spending TONS of money lying about President Obama.

No surprise there. Mendacious Mitt is rich and White.
Read how Fox “News” is trying to send this story down the Memory Hole.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?

They’re . . . err . . . undecided.

Scammity has been promoting this anti-Obama movie for days on end, but
then, to be fair, he has been airing his anti-Obama rants for years on end.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?

It’s been a full-court press for Fox “News” in Tampa. While they are promising to cover the
Democratic National Convention, I’ll lay money its coverage will not be as fulsome.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama.

While Ron Paul identifies as a Republican, the policies he champions are very far from mainstream Republicanism.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh! Wait! Never mind.

Republican Charlie Crist has now endorsed President Obama. Don’t hold your breath waiting for Fox “News”
to tell its viewers. However, every time a Democrat comes out for Romney, it’ll become national “news.”

Here’s something Fox “News” won’t tell you. Ever! It’s gone down the Memory Hole.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama.

More hagiography from the Fox “News” network.

Someone explain to me why Ann Romney has been given a speaker slot at the
convention and why she bumped other, more informed, Republicans.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh! Wait! We do every day. Never mind.

Somebody dissed ‘Merka, so Bully Boy Bolling goes all Bully Boy.
Good thing he’s not The Hulk. You wouldn’t want to make him angry.

This lie has been debunked many times, but in order to WHITEwash the EXTREME Republican
position, Fox “News” will feed this crap sandwich to its low-information viewers they’re full.

Another misrepresentation, but you know that already, didn’t you?

Every day Bully Boy Bolling tells his fans about his morning run. Who the fuck cares?

Alisyn still has a lot to learn about cheesecake photography. C’mon, Aly! At least show as much leg as you do on air.

Because it will be a non-stop President Obama bash-a-thon.

There you go, Aly. Leg!
Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?

Hoo boy!!!

American Crossroads is KKKarl Rove’s SuperPAC, but this is an
interesting way of getting Fox “News” viewers to “Quick! Look over there!”

More promotion for this bullshit documentary, based on a bullshit book that has been thoroughly
debunked already. In other words: It’s perfect for Scammity, who can be debunked every day.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama? Rush Limbaugh already has. Can’t we?

Bully Boy Bolling is humbled by the Atlantic Ocean, but sadly, not much else.

Is Sarah Palin still a Fox “News” personality? Clearly she’s no longer a Republican
Party personality. She’s not even been invited to the big party this week.

Ingraham is hallucinating. Again!

Notice there are no balancing voices being promoted. Is that fair?

Newsmax totally misrepresented what Reich said, but Fox “News” doesn’t
care about truth. Fox “News” only cares about bashing President Obama.

Speaking of crap sandwiches: Rep. Allen West is a Fox “News” favourite who regularly bashes President
Obama and all Democrats with incendiary language. So, it’s surprise to see his over-the-top criticisms
pushed. Yet, you’ll never see a Democrat’s criticism of West’s crap sandwiches on Fox “News.”

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?

Still more promotion from Scammity for this bullshit film.

Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?

Stay tuned for our next exciting episode of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle, where Fox “News” will find a way to blame everything bad in this world on President Obama.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Seven

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle continues to WHITEwash for Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan. It really is a trip into Bizarro World where up is down, in is out, and War is Peace. We have always been at war with Oceana. Today’s episode of the Fox “News” Spin Cycleis full of lies, deflections, and just straight-out hilarity. Let’s get right to it before the jokes go stale.

However, on Fox “News” you won’t hear that both candidates have said they won’t attend AND the
only one it says is negatively campaigning is President Obama. Mendacious Mitt’s hands are clean.

Oh noes!!! Can’t have that. Someone dissed St. Ronald of Borax.

I wonder what side Rudy “Noun, Verb, 9/11” falls down on. You’re right, I’m being silly.

Bully Boy Bolling’s bragging again. McDonald’s sells a lot of burgers too. That doesn’t make it the best.
It only proves (once again) that the Fox “News” audience will swallow anything. Clearly they love to hear people yelling
at each other, as opposed to being informed. I reviewed the very first broadcast of “The Five.” Nothing has changed since.

If the snout fits . . . . 
There are those who think Ann Coulter is a swine for her (alleged) two-time voter fraud. Wonder where
she’s registered to vote in this election? If you see her voting, she’s probably in the wrong place again.

Bully Boy Bolling is apologizing because someone pointed out to him that he forgot to greet his fans (fanatics?)
Yet, Bully Boy Bolling never apologizes for his egregious statements against the President and Progressives.
The punchline came this week when Bully Boy Bolling whined no one from the White House would appear on his shows.

KKKarl Rove not only appears on Fox “News” as a SuperPundit, allowed to hide his SuperPACs, spending untold
money to influence this election cycle, he also writes for the Wall Street Journal on all the same topics.
A whole raft of newspaper editorials have taken the WSJ to task for using Rovian logic without pointing
out his clear conflict of interest. The same applies to Fox “News” even more so because of its much larger audience.

Fox “News” is now touting a new poll that says people think the media is left wing and in the tank for
President Obama. This is proof that the Fox “News” lies have taken hold in the minds of the general
public. Five corporations own 95% of the media in ‘Merka and corporations are not left-leaning.

Today’s cheesecake shot, but I don’t understand why that guy on the left isn’t showing more leg.

Fox “News” is trying to make this a First Amendment issue, which blew up in their face later in the day. [See below.]

Is she hopeful the answer will be “No”?

Alysin has a lot to learn about cheesecake photography. At least show as much leg as you do on the air, Aly.

More concern for the RNC than for the islands of Haiti, Jamaica, Cuba, Key West, etc.

Kilmeade loves to send out pics of him hobnobbing with celebrities.

TOO! MANY!! JOKES!!!
Fox “News” has been trying to make people forget all about George W. Bush since January 2009.

The media is also ‘blacking out’ most of the convention, but Laura wants to make this about Ann Romney to stir up ire.
BTW: Fox “News” is the media too. Considering the size of its audience, it’s the mainstream media.

Q: What’s missing in this “The Five” promo? A: Fairness and balance, as always, silly!

Q: Why don’t we know who has contributed to Mendacious Mitt’s campaign?
A: Because his bundlers are kept secret, just like his tax returns.

Remember when Fox “News” was so offended that children were being used
by Progressives? I do. But when the Teapublicans do it, it’s so cute.

Hurricane season comes every year at the same time. Political conventions come every 4 years. Between
conventions they seem to forget about the Hurricane Season, which comes every year at the same time.

Why doesn’t Fox “News” ever tell its audience about KKKarl Rove’s clear conflicts of interest?

This is funny, in a hypocritical way. Fox has been whining for months
about leaks from the White House concerning the Bin Laden raid . . .

. . . Yet Fox “News” spills the real name of the author of a book about the Bin Laden raid and, once that
becomes a media shit storm, tries to paint it as a First Amendment issue with Navy Seals being muzzled.

More hobnobbing with celebrities. Oh, Brian, you lead such an interesting life!

Chris Wallace moves into the field of hagiography. Will there be any tough questions? Romney has already told
reporters he would not answer questions about abortion and/or rape, despite those topics being a part of the RNC platform.

Yet Todd Akin’s position on abortion is exactly the same as Mendacious Mitt’s and Lyin’ Ryan’s.
They’re just smart enough not to repeat the bat-shit crazy stuff about raped women not getting pregnant.

Usually I won’t link to their Wingnuttery. However, this Ablow job, by supposed psychiatrist Keith Ablow, gets
everything about this story bass-ackwards. To Ablow, Akin’s comments “mean that he believes that when
men force themselves on women sexually, and the women are impregnated, that those women consciously
or unconsciously wanted to be fertilized by the men they are identifying as their rapists.  In other words, even
though these women may have said “no,” or may have fought against their assailants, at some level the fact
that they became pregnant meant they and their rapists were creative partners.”
WTF?!?!? You need to read the whole thing to see what a fucking nut job Keith Ablow really is.

And, of course, Fox “News” can’t have anything hurt the Republican Party, which they are in the tank for.

See above for Bully Boy Bolling hypocrisy.

Will Fox “News” create a similar graphic to promote the Democratic National Convention? Time will tell.

Wait! What?

Paul “Ayn” Ryan, aka Lyin’ Ryan, voted in favour of this bill. He was for it before he was against it.

This won’t end well for Mendacious Mitt. One of his advisors launched this lawsuit. Way to court the Hispanic vote, Mittens.

You’ll never see Fox “News” promote an opinion piece that’s pro-Obama or negative-Romney.

I’d rather have Judge Napolitano leave me alone. Different strokes and all.

There you have it. Another action-packed episode of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle. Stay tuned for our next episode, where Fox “News” will create new lies in order to WHITEwash Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan.

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