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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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It’s been one year since Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, exposed my alternative lifestyle at his sewer, and clearly he just can’t quit me. However, in typical high school bully-style, he’s accusing me of doing the very thing he’s actually doing himself.

[First off I’d like to thank my various friends, who alert me to all Mark Koldys’ latest nonsense, wherever and whenever it appears. Because I don’t have the time, energy, or inclination to keep up with his obsession, it’s nice to have people who care enough to look out for me.]

Is this the human model for Grumpy Cat?
Who would send me J$’s family pictures?

Here’s the latest controversy: Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, dropped this turd in the comment section of his own web site, even tho’ he claims his web site is all about CABLE NEWS TRUTH.

Our friend Aunty Headly apparently has some unusual cravings.

However, Mark Koldys must be freelancing again because there’s nothing about CABLE NEWS TRUTH in that facebook photo album he chose to share. In point of fact: Mark Koldys, or his #1 stalker and sycophant Ashley Graham, had to have been crawling all over my facebook pages (again) to discover what’s in my facebook photo albums.

After Mark Koldys shared the link with his Flying Monkey Squad, and after I was alerted to it, I mentioned it in passing on social media because it struck me funny. The stalker Mark Koldys immediately seized upon this offhand remark as some kind of sick win:

Bam! Less than 24 hours. Aunty has already acknowledged reading the above comment. We now know that Headly obsessively reads thru the comments on this website. Hey Aunty, thank you for reading J$P.

Wait!!! What??? It took my friend almost 24 hours to alert me of this? You’re fired!!!

However, it’s highly amusing that Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham dig into my every tweet, facebook status update, and photo album, but if I make note of their sick obsession in passing I am “obsessed, fixated, and possibly in need of professional help.“

This is called “projection.”

And, on cue, the Flying Monkey Squad takes to Twitter to do their Frick and Frack comedy routine for 45 minutes:

No, I suggested it was stalking and cyber-bullying to post it as a comment on your CABLE NEWS TRUTH web site, Who’s obsessed again, Mark Koldys? Some days the Flying Monkey Squad spends hours passing tweets back and forth about me, but pretend I’m the one with the obsession in the very tweets they are obsessing about me. That’s one crazy meta-obsession.

However, credit where credit’s due: Heartfelt thanks to Mark Koldys (aka JohnnyDollar01 in the Twitterverse) and Ashley Graham for being my most faithful readers. Want to see crazy in action? Here’s a live Ashley Graham timeline. He’s clearly one crazy MoFo, but not as crazy as Mark Koldys, his enabler.

 

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Is Johnny Dollar The World’s Biggest Hypocrite?

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Both of the pictures above were removed from the Johnny
Dollar Depreciation Page because Mark Koldys cried a
river to facebook. Will he report my blog to Google next?

In the last few hours I have received 3 copyright infringement notifications from facebook concerning pictures of Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, on the Johnny Dollar Depreciation Page. 

IRONY ALERT: For the longest time (although it has now been removed) Johnny Dollar’s Sewer had a prominently placed picture of Ellen, of NewsHounds, posted on his excuse for a blog. Mark Koldys — who hides behind the nom de turd Johnny Dollar — defended posting Ellen’s pic by saying it was FAIR USE because the pic was found on facebook. Now how can Mark Koldys claim I have infringed on HIS copyright by posting pictures I found in public forums on the innertubes? Unless he’s the world’s biggest hypocrite.

I expect Mark Koldys to lie and say he was not the one to report me. However, if that were true it would constitute a crime. Who else would own the copyright to a picture of Mark Koldys in his teens? Only the owner of the copyright can claim an infringement.

Of course, facebook only removes pictures, and warns users, when someone reports an alleged infraction. facebook never
looks into whether there is any truth in the allegation. It just
removes the offending picture and the accused must appeal. Never forget that Mark Koldys is
a former Prosecuting Attorney. They know how to twist the law and
facts.

No matter. All J$, and Greyhammy, know are lies. F’rinstance: After my last post about them Greyhammy denied he had been tweeting about me. However, in his denial he called me the same exact name, and used the same insinuations, as he did when he denied was tweeting about me. He’s not just a liar, but he’s a dumb liar. Screen caps don’t lie, even he does.

Meanwhile, this is the most curious violation notification of the 3 I received from facebook:

How can promoting my own blog be a violation of Mark Koldys’ copyright? Hypocrisy all around tonight.

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day ► The gretchen carlson Edition

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This time, it’s not so much what was said as what wasn’t said. First take a look at Johnny Dollar’s Wall of Resentments and Paybacks™. What’s missing? I’ll let you decide:

If you guessed gretchen carlson [I won’t capitalize her name ever again] then you can move to the head of the class. Yesterday was the day that gretchen carlson FAMOUSLY walked off the set of Fox and Friends when Brian Kilmeade made a not-so-friendly sexist joke. It was everywhere EXCEPT at J$’s sewer. Maybe it’s time for Johnny Dollar-Mark Koldys to retire that obviously lying rubric:

Actual screen capture of an actual lie

Johnny Dollar has learned well from his [alleged] financial backers. “Cable News Truth” is no more honest a slogan than is “Fair & Balanced.”J$ doesn’t think you can handle the truth, or wants to hide it from you. For your viewing pleasure, here is gretchen carlson walking off the set of Fox and Friends.

Not only did Johnny Dollar-Mark Koldys ignore it, but it appears as if Fox and Friends never addressed it either.

UPDATE:

Johnny Dollar: Thanks for reading the Aunty Em Ericann blog!

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these very popular Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day, but I have been busy and, besides, I am far less obsessed with Markie K and the Sycophant Five than they are of all things NewsHounds. No matter, this silly thing crossed my Twitter feed today and it’s easily the most HIGH-LARRY-US thing I’ve ever seen Johnny Dollar The Destroyer publish:

Now here’s the irony: The reason this is funny is pretty much an inside NewsHounds joke, and I am sure they’ll be laughing as soon as they see this. To try and explain would take hours.  Suffice to say:What makes me laugh the most about this is how Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar is being patronizing to Julie because she’s a former-NewsHound, who eventually left NH fold and sided with him. It’s another indication of his obsession. Julie’s defection was always incomprehensible to those of us who believe in CABLE NEWS TRUTH, unlike Johnny Dollar who defends Fox “News” lies under his rubric of…wait for it…CABLE NEWS TRUTH.

I’ve decided to follow LibDriscol. I’ll have to let her know about how Johnny Dollar exposed my sex life along with my nom de plume because he’s an evil, evil man, as is Grayhammy, his little puppet.

Hi, Julie. Long time no read!!!

If any of this made you curious about this media bun fight, here are two compendiums of all my posts from NewsHounds:The Early Posts – The Later Posts

Here’s one last funny: NewsHounds migrated platforms, which is why there have to be two different NewsHound searches. NOW IT CAN BE REVEALED!!! The switchover was imperfect and is also the reason there are some odd gaps in the NewsHound archives. The cost to fix it was more than some thought it worth. However, the collective genius known as Markie K and the Sycophant Five came up with another of their whacked out NewsHounds Conspiracy Theories™ (like I was also using 3 other nom de plumes (sockpuppets), when the only name I was using online was Aunty Em Ericann). Those Mensa members over there decided that Ellen had scrubbed the archives to delete the posts that Johnny Dollar had challenged to whitewash the record and remove the evidence. Since J$ FALSELY challenges so many NH posts, there was bound to be some overlap between their NewsHounds Conspiracy Theory™ and these lost posts.

Keep inventing conspiracies, Markie K and the Sycophant Five. It keeps my readers amused.

BTW: The interest in the J$ book continues and one crazy sumnabitch thinks it’s a movie. Who knows? People blow a lot of smoke, but I’ll listen for a while. Like the lawyer who sees a contingency fee in it. Do I care that some ambulance chaser contacted me? Not if papers get filed. Those have to be answered. Right there it becomes win/win for me.

However, think about the irony: I could make Mark Koldys more famous than he’s ever been, even as a former Michigan District Attorney.

Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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This one’s almost too easy, folks. If this isn’t the most supremely hypocritical thing Johnny Dollar-Mark Koldys has ever said, you’ll have to prove it to me.

Ain’t that rich? Proving that J$ is a fucking hypocrite is like shooting fish in a barrel.

When I wrote “Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person”  I made the point:

However, why is Johnny Dollar dangerous?  Under the guise of his rubric of “CABLE NEWS TRUTH” he published GrayHammy’s long character assassination on his website, which exposed my alternative lifestyle.  Reprehensible.  Disgusting.  Beyond the pale.  And, we must ask: Why was this done?  Simply because I write for NewsHounds.  If it’s something that could potentially hurt NewsHounds, then why not destroy Headly Westerfield personally by all means necessary?  I’m merely the collateral damage in the years long war J$ has dishonestly fought against NewsHounds.  There was no other reason to expose things about me that have no relevance to my writing for NewHounds and there is nothing in that article that has any relevance to NewsHounds.  Johnny Dollar has proven himself to be a very dangerous person.  

Not only was I collateral damage, but in the Johnny Dollar-Mark Koldys tradition, he will stop at NOTHING to defend Fox News, because he’s a Cable News Truther. What my sex life had to do with Cable News Truth is a question you’ll have to ask of him.

While you’re at it, please ask him why he is now contacting other people from my past to ask whether they know me or not. Seriously. This MoFo is psychotic. Next thing you know he’ll be asking Ted Nugent if he remembers this goofy kid on Gilchrist Avenue 45 years ago standing at the end of the driveway.

Neither Bob Marley nor George Harrison are alive. Therefore, Johnny Dollar-Mark Koldys will just have to take my word that I spent time with both. Or, in the case of Harrison, plenty of video footage exists. I can let J$ know how he can order up B-Roll. Marley? Plenty of people saw us together. Pictures? Probably. I can point him at people who were there. I just want to be helpful.

Oh, maybe this’ll help: John Sinclair still visits Detroit. Maybe Johnny Two Cents will want to interview him next. There’s a very public story on the innertubes about me and my friend John Sinclair and Dr. John.

Johnny Dollar? Mark Koldys? GreyHammy? Ashley Graham? Go fetch!!! You sick fucks!!!

Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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Let’s parse, shall we?

By “this guy” Mark Koldys is referring to the President of the United States of ‘Merka. As if that’s not bad enough, he’s setting up a false equivalency between the POTUS and Steve Doocy, one of The Three Stooges on the Curvy Couch on Fox and Friends. Third, he never really made a correction.

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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Johnny Dollar/Mark Koldys – Scumbag – Supreme Hypocrite

National Trufax has been scouring the internets for the best in Mark Koldys sheer-buffoonery.  Snagged a good one today.  Johnny Dollar tweeted out the following criticism of Martin Bashir.

That’s the very same argument he used when he cyber-raped me by publishing details of my sex life on his blog.  I was asking for it.  Ain’t that rich?  Here’s what he said after he edited out the portion about my sex life, even as he defends doing it:

He realized he went too far, even if he could justify doing it legally.  Had those comments remained, he knew he never would have survived the shit storm. So he edited them into oblivion, but I have screen captures which will be shown in the proper forum,unless he makes good on his threat in the above.

For those who have NOT been following this saga, a quick recap: Because I wrote for NewsHounds, Johnny Dollar published a lie-filled smear about me that was made bullet proof with question marks (Cavuto Marks) by ex-lawyer Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar.  Here’s how Cavuto Marks work: Why is Mark Koldys a former lawyer?  Were there investigations leading up to that?  Were all his clients files protected?  Has anyone filed protective orders against him?  And, most important of all: Did all his clients die of natural causes?

My sex life was revealed online because I wrote for NewsHounds and NewsHounds must be destroyed.  So Johnny Dollar had my nom de plume investigated by GrayHammy, who did all the legwork and the writing.  But make no mistake: This had to be a Mark Koldys/Johnny Dollar production, otherwise why would he post it, edit it, and continue to defend it to this day? He can’t distance himself from it in any way now. 
Here’s the topic of discussion for the comment thread: Is Mark Koldys the sleaziest ex-lawyer in Michigan or is he, like “some people say,” the sleaziest lawyer in the world?  Discuss.

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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As I get used to my new Blog Digs, I discovered these stat buttons. I was shocked to find my most loyal readers, as a group, were #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive from the Johnny Dollar sewer.  I couldn’t feel more honoured and so, to give back I am launching the Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day, an occasional feature.

Today’s comment is a screen capture of an exchange today from the J$ sewer. As I precdicted on Twitter as soon as the edit in question was made, they would eventually deny it was ever there.  Here’s the game now: To either get me to post what they edited, exposing myself, or for Mark Koldys to reinstate it himself.  He’s threatened to do so already.  Now they are using my sex life as blackmail against me in order to silence me.  And, if he reprints it as threatened, you just know he will blame me, just as I have already been blamed for GrayHammy’s despicable post because of some shit that happened on a blog I never heard of with people I don’t know.

If you see a Mark Koldys comment you think worthy of posterity, don’t hesitate to bring it to my attention. We are here to memorialize the most duplicitous blogger in all Blogville and I need your help showing what happens to a Michigan shyster lawyer when they allow their dark side to win. It can be a Mark Koldys/Johnny Dollar from anywhere the sick fuck hangs out.  Some of my readers know better than I the dark recesses of the innertubes he occupies.

On The Thread Where He Cyber-Raped Me, Johnny Dollar Edited Away My Mild Sarcasm

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Last one for tonight, folks, I have a book review I’m writing.

Nothing proves better proves what a fucking little hypocrite worm of an indecent human being Johnny Dollar is than his edit of my comments on his blog.  On the thread where he cyber-raped me, and then threatened to do it again, he edited away some of my mild sarcasm of himself and his little cult of personality.

ORIGINAL: 

EDITED VERSION:

It is sad that a CABLE NEWS TRUTHER feels the need to pull such stunts.  Anyone who would cyber-rape another human over a vendetta with NewsHounds is capable of anything.  That’s why I keep saying that Johnny Dollar is a dangerous man.  His actions, and continued actions, are beyond the pale.  As an ex-lawyer he has learned how to twist the truth and as a Fox “News” Defender he has learned the politics of personal destruction.  If he says anything about this at all, he’ll insist I broke his rules.  The next step is to put people on Johnny Dollar Island when one refuses to answer a gotcha question.  I’ve been predicting all his actions all along the way.

Coward. Worm. Shyster Lawyer. Duplicitous blogger and Fox :News” defender.  There’s your Johnny Dollar/Mark Koldys, folks.