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Judge Not 4 ►

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Unretouched photo of Judge Nap taken from author’s tee vee

Maybe Judge Nap was still licking his wounds after Tuesday’s election, in which Mendacious Mitt had his ass handed to him.

Or maybe it was simply because Judge Judy still won’t return his tweets. [It’s a long, complicated story. Sunday night The Judge and I were killing time and a bottle of tequila when he got a crazy idea and took out his smartphone. I warned him not to send Judge Judy that! Have you ever tried to tell The Judge what to do when he gets a snoot-full?]

Whatever the cause, Judge “Andy” Napolitano, the Fox “News” Senior Judicial Libertarian, barely sent out anything out this week, especially when compared to his high of 2 weeks ago. It’s the second week in a row that Judge Not  (soon to be a major motion picture starring Matt Damon or Steve Carell. I always get those two confused.) showed a marked decline. Since I had only 41 messages to choose from, as you can imagine, I had to use the good and the bad, starting with a Libertarian cause very close to The Judge’s heart:

Most people do not realize that Judge Nap runs a string of Animal Mills across the country. The Judge Nap Animal Mill™ sells dogs and cats and, yes, even rabbits. However, much closer to the Judge’s heart are the wolves and hyenas he loves to breed. If LA can close down his Animal Mills, then where next?
Like a lot of people who had power and hot and cold running water, Judge Nap joined the outrage against NYC Mayor Bloomberg after he endorsed President Obama.

Hating NYC Mayor Bloomberg became the GOP’s national sport as soon as he endorsed President Obama. The marathon merely gave those haters a focus for their hate. Don’t say that Judge Nap isn’t willing to jump on a bandwagon once it’s already going.
That’s not the question I want answered. I’d prefer to ask, “Are the Supremes Individual?” Not the Supreme Court, either! Diana Ross and The Supremes! I hear a symphony.
I’ve already written about this in my blog post “Bully Boy Bolling Believes Bullshit Baffles Brains.” What does this prove? Even Judge Nap likes a good fight and is willing to jump on  a bandwagon.
Judge Nap thinks nothing of passing along a thoroughly debunked piece of crap, long after it had already been debunked. That’s why Judge Nap fits in so well on Fox “News,” because it’s a network that doesn’t care about truth either.
Judge Nap jumped on the Libertarian bandwagon that argued the position that Free Markets should rule after a natural disaster like Hurricane Sandy and that jacking up the cost is not really price gouging, it’s simply the laws of supply and demand coming in to play.
It didn’t take long before Fox “News” figured out a way to blame Democrats for the aftermath of a once-in-a-lifetime natural disaster.
After an unprecedented hurricane, people became angry that it was taking as long as it was to repair a massively broken infrastructure. Judge Nap was happy to jump on that bandwagon and fan the flames of anger and resentment. That’s why Judge Nap would leave it to the private sector.
TRANSLATION: “Then we’ll just have to find something else to blame NYC Mayor Bloomberg for . . .
“. . . FOUND IT!!! Proven to be a quote taken out of context and not true at all? Too late!!!”

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.
Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.
It really doesn’t seem as if Judge Nap is terribly optimistic about the human race.

That’s how a Republic works. Get over it.
Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from Kid Rock being right about something.

Several Republicans are arriving in Washington to pick up Ron Paul’s Losing Banner. Hooray!!!

This will be a battle between State Rights and Fed Rights. Pass the popcorn. And the Cheetos. Did you bring the M&Ms?

Right after the election, Republicans started to play The Blame Game to avoid the Pink Elephant in the room. This is what DeMint should have said: “If Republicans don’t understand the important aspects of what THE AMERICAN PUBLIC is saying, we won’t be able to exist as a party, certainly not a majority party.”

Why doesn’t Judge Nap believe that Mendacious Mitt wouldn’t also crush personal freedoms? Because, silly, those are personal freedoms that Judge Nap doesn’t believe that those with a uterus deserve.
Yes, they are. Next question.
Here is Judge Nap fanning the flames of anger and resentment some more. The election’s over, but The Judge is prepared to start fighting it again RIGHT NOW!

There’s a lot of silly Monday Morning Quarterbacking going on following the election, but the Libertarian position seems the silliest. One could make the argument that Ron Paul supporters threw the GOP under the bus.

More Monday Morning Quarterbacking merely to fan the flames of anger and resentment. Heya, Judge Nap! Over here! When does the GOP or Libertarian Party say, “Even with the lies we made up against President Obama — even with the hundreds of millions of dollars we spent propagandizing those lies — the people still preferred the President’s message. Imagine how much of a drubbing we would have taken had if Mendacious Mitt actually told the truth — about anything at all.”

Empty slogans cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.
HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
Far gone, man.
What was Judge Nap saying when Dubya was talking about Regime Change in Iraq?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”
Don’t Libertarians just say the darndest things?

Judge Nap sided with the GOP before the election and sided with the GOP after the election. He’s a LINO: Libertarian In Name Only. However, far worse is his lack of self-awareness. There’s no shame. No stock-taking. No introspection. No mea culpa. There will be no apology tours. None of that hand-wringing, self-analysis for Judge Nap. It’s all the Progressive’s fault, all of the time.

Judge Not, lest you be judged. Which, using my convoluted logic, is why Westerfield Data Room called this series Judge Not. And, if any further proof was needed, here’s a song followed by some classic British comedy. Judge Not, ‘Merka.


Another Magical Tee Vee Moment ► KKKarl Rove Blunders Badly

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While he’s mostly as serious as a festering boil, there was unintended comedy from KKKarl Rove during the Fox “News” election coverage last night.

Rove was, once again, in the catbird’s seat. Once again, Fox “News” was allowing him to spout election lies without ever once — during the entire election cycle — revealing his MASSIVE conflict of interest. For, you see, Rove’s 2 SuperPACs spent an estimated $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections. Yet, Fox “News” neglected to mention that the billions of times that KKKarl Rove was on the network.

Last night, as KKKarl Rove was watched his money swirl around the bowl for the last time, he couldn’t accept the inevitable. When the network called Ohio, the deciding state, for President Obama, KKKarl Rove’s head finally exploded. He challenged the Fox “News” Decision Desk and demanded Fox “News” to get a second opinion, from the same people who made the 1st decision.

To quote Chris Wallace, who understood he was in the middle of a train wreck, “Awkward.”

Not as awkward as doing what KKKarl Rove says. I guess if you’re spending $300,000,000.00 to help Fox “News” elect Mendacious Mitt, it gives one certain liberties. Clearly you can call the shots.

However, it wouldn’t be Bret Baier who will get a second opinion; it will be his blonde sidekick. Poor Megyn Kelly. She suddenly found herself on a Forced March, in which she was had to ad lib without a teleprompter. It wasn’t pretty.

When Meggy finally arrived at the Brain Room Decision Desk, she challenged them as gently as possible. “Hey, hey, hey, kids. KKKarl says you’re full of crap.” The Katzenjammer Kids merely replied, as politely as possible, “Karl Rove is full of shit.

It must be watched to be believed. In Part I: KKKarl Challenges the orthodoxy; followed by Part II, in which Meggy takes her long, lonely walk.

Maybe there are some things that money cannot buy, KKKarl. That’s why this is truly another magical tee vee moment.

The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 24

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Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

This SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle is being compiled the day prior to the election. It’s been an intense several months. The closer we got to the election, the faster the so-called “news” network has had to spin in order to WHITEwash for Mendacious Mitt.

It was a week in which there was a national disaster of historic proportions. However, if you were watching Fox “News,” you could almost be forgiven for not knowing about it. That’s because the network spent so much more of its airtime trashing President Obama for conspiracy theories it has invented about Benghazi. That is, until they could figure out the right way to blame President Obama for the hurricane. As a new week begins, that’s just what they have done.

About that election tomorrow. Media Matters put together a little infographic that highlights why Fox “News” is not “Fair and Balanced.” Never has been. Never will be. This is the context for everything that follows.

Media Matters for America infographic. Fox “News” made them a sworn enemy. What better recommendation is there?

Any week that starts with a little cheesecake is a good week.

Hurricanes do not make a good week. Unless you can blame them on President Obama.

My morning cheesecake.

Here in Florida we have several hurricane alerts every year. You people have no idea what’s coming.

Why? Since you rule out “Climate Change” as a credible answer I’ll have to choose “Dragons.” What do I win?

No one ever would have thought of that on their own. It’s a good thing Scammity’s here for us all.

Just more made up bullshit that didn’t come to pass. However, they got a couple of days service out of this lie.

Here’s the other lie Fox “News” fed all week. I’ll wait until the several investigations are finished before I point the finger.

You people!

All week Mendacious Mitt pretended he had momentum. All week Fox “News” let him.

By week’s end, Fox “News” had figured out a way to blame the hurricane on President Obama. This was early in the week.

Fox “News” managed to get through the entire election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012 election cycle.
Let me repeat: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012 election cycle. Rob Portman? He’s another partisan.

These last 3 messages from KKKarl Rove came within minutes of each other. I suspect that means he knows Mendacious Mitt is losing. NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012 election cycle.

This next one was a few hours later. I think it’s Rove’s Turnout Model that will turn out to be wrong. See what I did there? NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire
election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is
spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012
election cycle.

That’s what KKKarl Rove needs you to believe. NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire
election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is
spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012
election cycle.

NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire
election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is
spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012
election cycle.

Still playing down the middle, but by week’s end they found a way to blame the hurricane on President Obama.

Storm politics? Benghazi? Storms in Benghazi?

Morning Joe happened to be right, but Fox “News” felt the need to repost a snarky article about Morning Joe.

Nothing was mentioned about Republican dirty tricks. Why was that?

Because showing President Obama’s competence was an OUTRAGE! An outrage, I tells ya!!!

TRANSLATION: “C’mon media. We made up all this great shit and don’t want to be hanging out here by ourselves.”

Because even a bullshit quiz is to be used as propaganda.

By the end of the week Fox “News” owner Rupert the Murdock had found a way to get Governor Christie to kiss his ring.

See how Fox “News” was trying to draw a false equivalency? The truth is President Obama stayed off the election trail two days longer than Mendacious Mitt. And, he didn’t buy $5,000 worth of groceries to prime the pump at a bullshit Relief Rally.

Boom!

Hoo boy!!!

KKKarl Rove has a one-track mind. He is still trying to push the fiction that Mendacious Mitt has momentum. He doesn’t. That’s all fell apart by week’s end and revealed to be a sham. You’ll never hear about that on Fox “News.” Rove also knows that Fox “News” will never tell reveal his MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending $300,000,000 to influence the 2012 election cycle. He’s safe, until the voter fraud lawsuits start. I expect to see him front and center in some of those trials.

Everybody is concerned about Hurricane Sandy, except KKKarl Rove, who is empty inside.

I’d pay to see Bully Boy Bolling bathe in tapioca pudding. How about you?

You would need to pass a bill by Congress because election day is proscribed by the Constitution, Wretched Gretched.

This is when the Fox “News” coverage started to turn, and we began to hear criticism of President Obama.

How’s this for nepotism? American Crossroads is one of KKKarl Rove’s two SuperPACs, which are spending an estimated $300,000,000 to influence the 2012 election — and that doesn’t include the “in kind” donations every time KKKarl Rove appears on Fox “News” and they play one of American Crossroad’s adverts without mentioning Roves HUMONGOUS conflict of interest.

It didn’t matter what the polls showed, KKKarl Rove had a scenario he was selling.

This guarantees President Obama will win because Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris has never been right about anything.

Oh my! My rep appears to have had words with an overly officious cop and Fox “News” wants you to believe it was an “altercation.”
By mid-week this graphic had been deleted and restored at facebook. Being restored doesn’t make it any truer.

More Benghazi Bullshit from Bully Boy Bolling.

There was no Sandy aftermath to speak of. It was all about Benghazi.

Another Loofah Lad media bun fight?

I doubt he will be running in 2016.

TRANSLATION: “I’ll be pretending Mendacious Mitt is still going to win, but I’m dying inside.

What consulate could?

And so it begins. Blame Obama for Hurricane Sandy begins.

Would you be at all surprised to find out that after spending an estimated $300,000,000 to influence this election cycle, KKKarl Rove is willing to call it for Mendacious Mitt?

All the good chair jokes have been done to death.

I have never seen Fox “News” pass along a President Obama advert. Why is that?

That’s what they WANT you to believe.

That’s what they WANT you to believe.

That’s what they WANT you to believe.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame Sarah Palin on President Obama?”

Because it was easier than making it out of Hurricane Sandy debris.

The Falafel King never passes along all those HIGH-LARRY-US jokes made about Mendacious Mitt. What’s up with that?

More free advertising for the Mendacious Mitt Out-Of-Context-Faux-Outrage Machine.

By mid week, KKKarl Rove is grasping at straws because he sees his $300,000,000 spent from his two SuperPACs going down the drain as Mendacious Mitt’s poll numbers start to tank mid-week. Rove is trying to put then best face on it.

“Stand and deliver for conservative values” from a Fox “News” personality just proves it is not a “Fair and Balanced.” Never has been. Never will be.

Because they can make shit up just as easily as Fox “News” can. Stay tuned.

However, this is how the above comment appeared on my wall, attached to this pic from Republican Hate Fear Lies and Distortion, via American Women United. McCain is a hypocrite and a sore loser.

How many free commercials will Fox “News” be able to Give Mendacious Mitt? That all ends on Wednesday.

Thanks for the warning.

Fox and Friends First jump on the bandwagon.

The day after NYC Mayor Bloomberg endorsed President Obama, Fox “News” found a way to attack him.

TRANSLATION: I CAN’T GET GAS AND I’M BULLY BOY BOLLING, BITCHES!”

And it will be all Bully Boy Bullshit.

And so it goes. The full bore Blame Obama cycle begins.

Near the end of the week Loofah Lad outdid himself with letting his id say stupid racist shit that he’s been holding back. This was worse than his restaurant review of a few years back. Then he backs off and says that he has to answer the tough questions.

“QUICK! How can we made this sound bad for President Obama?”

Bloomberg was being foolish to think that NYC should have still run the marathon. However, Fox “News” crucified him over it because Bloomberg endorsed President Obama, so this is a two-fer.

World mocks Markris lawsuit.

This is the most poorly sourced story Fox “News” passed along this week. Somebody, who knew somebody, who was told by somebody, who told The Daily Caller that President Obama MAY have had a 2.6 GPA, but didn’t know for sure.

I already wrote about this in Chow Mein and Bolling, but it;s always instructive to see how proud Bully Boy Bolling is over his bullshit.
“QUICK! We found a way to blame this on President Obama.”

I like seeing pampered punks like Steve Doocy whine about being cold when people have died in this hurricane. Certainly he knew that, right? That people have died? So his snide little Prius/Katrina/FEMA joke isn’t the least bit funny. And his minor inconvenience at being cold is hardly worth mentioning, right Doocy, you little pampered little punk? Even Brian Kilmeade, whose entire 1st floor was destroyed by flooding, had it worse than you did, Doocy. Did you have to put on a few extra sweaters?

“QUCK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

If this election is stolen, it will be in Ohio. Since Fox “News” knows that, it is deflection your attention to this.

I want to see these guys throw punches next time. Put it on Pay Per View and you could retire the debt.

TRANSLATION: They show Mendacious Mitt ahead. If they showed President Obama ahead, we would have said they were skewed.

By Friday Fox “News” had found a way to take a word out of context and smear the president with it. Then Mendacious Mitt was able to pick up on it. By the end of the week President Obama was being painted as an Angry Black Man.

Why I oughta!!!

Now retailing the “Obama Phone” lie that’s already been debunked.

Hoo boy!!!

TRANSLATION: It’s early in the day. Tell us what to think.

TRANSLATION: It’s late in the day. We’ll tell you what to think.

Would you be surprised to discover he’s not so much for Mendacious Mitt, but against President Obama?

Would you be surprised to discover they’re not so much for Mendacious Mitt, but against President Obama?

You should have left the headline at the end of “swing.”

Now look what asshole has been inconvenienced by a natural disaster that’s affected millions of other people.

If we can’t blame him for the hurricane, we still have these lies.

We’ll ignore the help that was sent, to continue this lie.

And, just like that, Mendacious Mitt had his closing argument: President Obama is an Angry Black Man and only Mittens loves his country.

ANother Joe Biden gaffe.

“QUICK! How can we blame Governor Christie after he almost licked the back of President Obama’s hand?

A rare double, reverse dog whistle: Progressives will just find this funny. Racists will find it confirms their stereo-types.

Rove must be getting ready to sell his mailing lists and wants to pad them out a bit before Wednesday, when they might be worthless.

It took almost no time at all to turn this into a tee vee commercial to smear President Obama with another out-of-context quote.

As I keep explaining to people: That’s not voter fraud. That’s voter registration fraud. Adolph Hitler is not going to show up to vote. Either is Mickey Mouse or Popeye. However all those names get written down on voter registration forms.

And, now a word from our sponsor: It’s a national movement, according to Mendacious Mitt.

I hear a dog whistle.

They’re really hypnotizing Joe Trippi.

Wait!!! What??? Tunisia???

Sunday? Isn’t 5 days a week of your Bully Boy Bullshit enough?

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Another Joe Biden gaffe.

Remember the Sainted Reagan?

And, now a word from our sponsor, which is me . . .

Fox “News” tried hard to smear Elizabeth Warren this election cycle. Here’s its last attempt.

And how many have gone to President Obama?

And, by the end of the week, Governor Chris Christie kissed Rupert Murdock’s ring, because Rupie warned him a Mendacious Mitt loss would be blamed on him.
The weekend ended with Fox “News” promoting its election night coverage. It will be a fun night watching the Fox “News” sponsored GOP fall to defeat tomorrow night.

Tomorrow’s the election. Make sure you get out to vote, especially if you are voting for President Obama.

Judge Not 3 ► Libertarian Leprechaun

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Maybe it was the after effects of Hurricane Sandy, maybe it was sheer laziness on Judge Nap’s part, or maybe I was away from my computer more this week (which seems pretty unlikely). However, Judge Nap really seemed to slack off this week, only sending out some 40 updates, when last week I had 153 to choose from. 

Regardless the reason, it doesn’t mean that the Laughing Judge neglected any of his favourite topics. They were all there, from drones, to Ludwig von Mises, to legalization of marijuana, the to government being the enemy. Let’s deconstruct, shall we?

If it’s secretive, how is it that you know all about it?

It’s not unconstitutional until a court has adjudicated it so. Or did you forget that lesson, Judge?

Rep. King, who I rarely agree with, seems to disagree with Judge Nap’s assessment of this. I put my money on Rep. King.

But Rep. King and Congress says they’re legal. I put my money on Rep. King and Congress.

Patent #6630507 is for medicinal forms of marijuana. I’d love to see Judge Nap be honest with the brain-dead Fox “News” audience and admit on the air that he is for the legalization of drugs for recreational purposes. Their heads would explode.

Only an idiot would deny that there is no economic benefit to people having to rebuild and replace all their household goods. It may not be politically correct to say, but it’s true.

Just covering up for Mendacious Mitt’s idiocy during the GOP primary debate.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!

I think it’s disgusting how Charles Woods’ grief is being used by Fox “News” to attack President Obama. I’m not the only one who thinks so. Your colleague Geraldo Rivera agrees with me. I think it’s disgusting that you are so willing to jump on that bandwagon, Judge Nap.

Who cares?

A defense of price gouging, which says, essentially, that market forces of supply and demand should rule.

Then why isn’t Ron Paul the Republican nominee, as opposed to Mendacious Mitt, who has traded with China and even shipped jobs to China?

Yes.
Next question.

Would you be surprised to learn that Judge Nap would find it helped Mendacious Mitt?

W00F!

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!

This narrative was falling apart by week’s end, but facebook turned it into a controversy.

This is a total misreading of what’s going on. Homeland Security is simply making it easier for local LEOs to bring forward concerns. It does not give local police departments any additional power, but Judge Nap wants people to think so, even though he knows better.

facebook censored that image above, and then reversed itself and put it back. Fox “News” tried to turn this into a censorship issue which ONLY affected the Right Wing. Tell that to all the nursing mothers who have had pictures removed from facebook. While Jude Nap correctly said facebook, as a private company, can do what it likes, the truth of the matter is that facebook only responds to complaints. Often it takes action before thinking it through properly. You can also find many Left Wing organizations who have had their images, and words, removed by facebook, but Fox “News” will NEVER tell you about that.

Another case of Eminent Domain gone awry.

Regardless of the fact that Judge Nap said facebook is a private entity and can do what it likes, he still played along with Fox “News” and called it censorship and made a big deal out of the fact that some poor, FALSE Right Wing meme was removed, and then restored. It happens to people on the other side of the political spectrum all the time, but Fox “News” will never tell you that.

Remember The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.

What’s your point?

Then Judge Nap’s an idiot. It restored the pic and apologized, but that’s not good enough for Judge Nap, who still refuses to accept it happens all the time on facebook, to people on all sides of the political spectrum.

Lookit, Judge. Groups of people have reported facebook pages that were full of racial remarks against Muslims and others that were filled with hateful messages against the LGBT communities. facebook, in its infinite wisdom, replied that it didn’t find anything wrong with the pages being reported. Everyone who has ever dealt with these facebook issues understands that somebody — with little experience in these matters — makes a snap judgement call when something has been reported. Not all of these decisions are going to be right. But, Judge Nap is going to make a federal issue out of one FALSE Right Wing meme being removed from facebook. Get with the program, Judge. Or, at the very least, be honest and admit it happens to both sides.

YIKES!!! Now that’s scary!!!

Arrested for what? These nothing illegal in this and when it happened during Dubya’s Administration there was nary a peep.

TRANSLATION: Gouging is good.

A phony story taht Judge Nap felt the need to pass along because it smeared Obamacare.

There is no evidence whatsoever that drones have been deployed within our borders.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
Why don’t you ever pass along the jokeds made about Mendacious Mitt?

He’s right, yannow.

Are you advocating for legalization, Judge? Will you ever say that on Fox “News”?

I thought so too. It might actually make some people think twice about voting for Mendacious Mitt.

C’mon, Judge. Come right out and tell us how you really feel.

I keep hoping that one of these days Judge Nap will be honest and do what Geraldo Rivera did this morning: Call out Fox “News” for its lies. Do you think he has enough guts for that?

Bully Boy Bolling Believes Bullshit Baffles Brains

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GRRRR!!!

It was an epic battle this morning on Fox and Friends as Geraldo Rivera and Bully Boy Bolling battled it out over the tragedy in Benghazi on September 11, 2012.

Let’s not forget — as Geraldo clearly has not — that on September 12th, Fox “News” was already politicizing the deaths in the Benghazi attack. However, it must be noted, Fox “News” was merely regurgitating Mendacious Mitt’s talking points from the night before. Mittens began politicizing this tragedy while it was still ongoing and before anyone knew there had even been deaths.

That’s why for the past 7 weeks Fox “News” had done little more than make up lies about what happened in Benghazi in order to smear President Obama. It’s been virtually non-stop. This past week Fox “News” barely took time out to report on the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy because that would have taken precious time away from blaming President Obama for the Libyan attack.

This morning Geraldo Rivera appeared with those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends and attempted to add some reasonableness to the Fox “News” invented hysteria. At first, it sounded like it would go well:

STEVE DOOCY: We’re gonna talk about the problems around here in the New York series — City — area with Geraldo who’s got some boat damage, ummm, in a moment, but first let’s talk a little bit about Libya.

GERALDO: Okay.

DOOCY: So much more information out. New cables show that the militia charged with protecting the consulate, apparently, uhh, cables show they — it was likely infiltrated with Islamists. We couldn’t trust them. Also, apparently, the State Department declined to send this rapid response team, uhh, which has been sent in the past to help, uhh, on the Cole and investigations and stuff like that. They could have actually gotten in sooner than the FBI did — it took them 24 days. And, finally, we were telling folks yesterday about the emergency meeting they had just about 3 weeks before September 11th, Twenty Twelve, where the the consulate people said, “Hmmm, We really can’t protect ourselves. There are all of these training grounds here. We are screwed.”

GERALDO: That’s a mouthful and [measuring his words carefully] I just have to say that for us to be probing this 3 or 4 days before the election guarantees that reasonable prudence will not be exercised because of the —

DOOCY: But Geraldo, Fox “News” has been looking at this for over a month.

GERALDO: Okay. Let me — uhh, err — Please, I didn’t come to argue with you.

DOOCY: Okay.

Let’s stop right there for a moment and parse. Doocy sets Geraldo up with allegations, totally devoid of any facts, with 126 words. Geraldo gets out 39 words which, if you watch the video, he is carefully weighing and measuring so as to not offend and to be able to get his point across. However after 39 words, during which Geraldo never even gets to his point, Doocy’s heard enough. He interrupts with the most accurate thing he’s said in months, although it would have been more accurate for him to say that Fox “News” has been politicizing this tragedy for more than a month. Geraldo re-measures his words, and says he didn’t come to argue. It seems as if Bully Boy wasn’t listening. Let’s pick up where we left off.

GERALDO: Okay. Let me — uhh, err — please. I didn’t come to argue with you.

DOOCY: Okay.

GERALDO: I just wanna —

DOOCY: But it’s frustrating.

No more frustrating than it is to hear Fox “News” lie day after day to politicize the deaths of these brave people in Benghazi. At that point Rivera is actually given a couple of minutes to accurately lay out the timeline of events. However, at about the 4 minutes mark — and I’m surprised he got that far — Bully Boy Bolling boils over and finally explodes. That’s when the fireworks begin. While Bully Boy Bolling blusters, Geraldo tries to battle back. However, it devolves into a three and a half minute shoutfest in which Geraldo makes several good points, including:

“That is an obscene lie. You are a politician looking to make a political point” and “You are misleading the American people because you want to make a political point.” Geraldo accurately called Bully Boy a liar several times. I’m surprised they didn’t come to blows.

You’ll just have to watch. The good stuff starts at 4:00 and they never did get to Geraldo’s boat:


As usual, Bully Boy Bolling shows no shame. He was so proud of his lies that he sent out the following afterwards:

Bully Boy Bolling truly hopes that bullshit baffles brains and he’s full of it.

Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 23

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Monday already? That must mean it’s time for another exciting edition of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle, where the so-called “news” channel does everything in its power to WHITEwash for Mendacious Mitt and employ every lie it can invent to smear President Obama. 

It was a very busy week for the Fox “News” spinners: Mittens lost another debate and there were all those Benghazi lies to invent. That’s why I managed to collect 265 separate screen captures. After removing the duplicates and those that were meant to deflect away from the GOP lies, this is what we were left with this week. Let’s get to it, shall we?

I’ve written previously about Bully Boy Bolling being an unmitigated coward, however this past week he showed himself to be a simpering coward. When I saw that the Bully Boy was going to be just up the road from me I offered to drive up so we could get together and talk through our differences. I even offered to buy the coffee. However, the Bully Boy was too much a coward to take me up on my offer, let alone respond.
Juan Williams and Geraldo Rivera have tried to add some reality to the Fox “News” manufactured FREAK OUT over the attack Benghazi. However, Fox “News” isn’t listening because it sees an opportunity to use these 4 tragig deaths as a way to smear President Obama before all the facts are in and the investigations have had a chance to play themselves out. After all, there’s an election coming and this is the best way it knows to help Mendacious Mitt win.
KKKarl Rove is just another one to jump on the Benghazi Bandwagon. Please note: His two SuperPACs are spending an estimated $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections, but that’s never mentioned on Fox “News.” Instead, he is merely presented as a former Chief of Staff in the former Bush administration. There’s a reason Dubya nicknamed him “Turd Blossom.”
So that’s why you haven’t been able to lie as often as usual. Got it!!!
While Bret Baier presents this as a “Fair and Balanced” debate between Trippi and Rove, he never mentions KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE conflict of interest.
Sure, why not? Then President Obama can bring up all the Reich Wing Nuts™ who are endorsing Mendacious Mitt.
Then why did Mendacious Mitt keep bring the debate back to domestic issues?
Once again Fox “News” uses an action verb to OBLITERATE the notion that Rudy “A Noun, A Verb, 9/11” Giuliani refused to answer a perfectly logical question and attacked the questioner instead. That’s right out of the Newt Gingrich playbook.
Mama Grizzly tries to promote a conspiracy over what is clearly an unfortunate error by the CBS affiliate in Phoenix. Every station spends weeks before an election testing its graphics. You can’t test the graphics without putting SOME numbers in the computer. Somebody pressed the wrong button and it accidentally went out over the air. However, ket’s compare that with all those dishonest Fox “News” graphics that were not the result of somebody pressing the wrong button.

Uh oh! A Democratic candidate got caught doing something. However, Fox “News” will NEVER show it when a Republican gets caught doing something illegal. This is just another reason why Fox “News” is not “Fair and Balanced.” Never has been. Never will be.
Loofah Lad loves to attack Sandra Fluke. This was merely another opportunity.
As it did last week, Fox “News” only showed tweets that attacked President Obama or promoted Mendacious Mitt.
If Fox “News” has anything to say about it, Benghazi will be the key. That’s why it has been making up shit faster than you can say “Weapons of Mass Destruction.”
I’m not so sure it’s a good tactic to remind people about the ellegal, preemptive war in Iraq started by that OTHER guy that THIS guy ended.
“Epic takedown”??? Hardly.
Shorter Gutfeld/McGuirk: If you’re voting for Mendacious Mitt you’re smart. If you’re voting for the Socialist, Muslim, usurper currently in the White House, you ought to have your head examined.
Fox “News” promotes an editorial that gets it exactly backwards. Does Fox “News” really think Mendacious Miit will get tough on China, where he makes so much money, and Wall Street, where he makes so much money?
HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! as Judge Nap might say.
Thank goodness Scammity didn’t stay in Boca Raton long enough to pollute the water.
Only a doofus trying to relive his teens wears a baseball cap indoors.
Ya gotta love how The Falafel King can even use his silly quiz as propaganda.
Which means the Svammity mockery begins at 9:01.
HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
That’s why Fox “News,” against all available evidence, had to pretend that Mendacious Mitt won the last debate.
When taking the President out of context, it’s usually a good thing to at LEAST get the quote right. President Obama said he would have more flexibility in a second term, which is just an unremarkable fact of life in ‘Merkin politics.
The war monger tempers his language. Fox “News” loves it.
And so does Judge Nap, who knows it’s bullshit from a bullshitter.
I’ve seen a lot of Reich Wing complaints about what President Obama didn’t do in Syria, but I have yet to see anybody say what he should have done that wouldn’t have involved ‘Merka in another war.
But, Mendacious Mitt let it slide because he knows his argument is a loser. He’s not going to allow himself to repeat Fox “News” lies again, like he did in the previous debate.
If lying is “sober, steady” and “sounds presidential” then Mendacios Mitt is a winner.
Mendacious Mitt loved this line so much he repeated it several times. Fox “News” loved it so much it repeated it several times.
This was President Obama’s best line in the debate.

 

CAPTION THIS!

YEAH! You can lie for yourself, Mittens.
And, who can we blame for that debt? The GOP and Dubya. Who will add 5 trillion dollars to the debt? Mendacious Mitt.
Iran is under no illusions about President Obama’s resolve, even if Fox “News” is.
News Flash to Steve Doocy: President Obama didn’t say the Marines had no bayonets. He said they had fewer. And you call yourself a “newsman”??? You’re nothing but a partisan hack.
Saying it won’t make it true, Scammity.
“I just won’t tell you what it is.”
Israel is under no illusion that this is the case, even if Fox “News” is.
Yet, Fox “News” has continually ignore what the president has said in order to manufacture lies and smear him.
But, every time he does, Mendacious Mitt brings takes debate to “everything but.” He knows that foreign policy doesn’t work for him, so he’ll lie about other things instead.
Oh, goodie: Candy Crowley is off the hook for fact-checking Mendacious Mitt.
However, Mendacious Mitt, who makes so much money from his investments in China, is not the man to do it.
Mendacious Mitt is the only candidate in this election who has PERSONALLY sent jobs to China and invested in Chinese companies.
This is one of those phrases that sounds good, until one examines the actual proof. Let’s see, there was Regime Change in Iraq, Iran, Guatemala, Haiti, and a host of other countries going back to the overthrow of the monarchy in Hawaii before it achieved statehood. I would call that dictating to other countries, Mendacious Mitt.
If Fox “News” politics can quote President Obama accurately, why can’t Steve Doocy? Oh, that’s right! Because Steve Doocy is a partisan hack and isn’t ashamed to show it.
Fossil fuels = eventual failure.
However, there was no money available from teh bands for a managed bankruptcy, which is why Dubya and, later, President Obama stepped in to rescue the auto industry. Mendacious Mitt really would have LET DETROIT GO BANKRUPT, just as he argued to allow home foreclosures to reach bottom and allow the markets to settle it out.
What makes him think President Obama wouldn’t do the same?
Any rational reading of history puts a lie to this pile of bullshit by the supreme bullshitter. Ask the Iraqi people if they feel like they’ve been freed. Keep in mind there’s an estimated 1,000,000 dead Iraqis that can’t respond.
More of that ‘Merkin Exceptionalism that always gets the country in trouble in the long run.
There has never been an Apology Tour, but Fox “News” is hoping that if they repeat it enough people will believe it. And, guess what? They do. Every brain-dead Fox “News” viewer is positive that President Obama apologized, even though he never did.
WHOOPS! Steve Doocy will say anything to cover up for the fact that the GOP created the sequester.
It doesn’t matter what people think because you will tell them what to think. BTW: Where’s the morning cheesecake pic?
Mendacious Mitt had his clock cleaned, but I’m sure you’ll find a way to lie about it.
Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris? He’s never been right about anything.
Because we know how “Fair and Balanced” John McCain is.
This was another one of Frank Luntz’s bullshit focus groups.
See?
Two Republicans and an ineffective Democrat. That sounds about right for a “Fair and Balanced” Fox “News” panel.
Because we know how “Fair and Balanced” they both are.
‘Merkin Exceptionalism! Manifest Destiny! Remember the Maine!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If it were a real brawl someone would have ripped that bad toupee right off Luntz’s head.

Fox “News” will always crow when Jon Stewart attacks President Obama. It will never repeat something like this.
Would you be surprised to learn this was a misquote of what was said?
Some Right Wing Whack Job™ threatened to arrest Al Gore for his comments on Climate Change, so Fox “News” has to turn it into a national “news” story.

Look at how Fox “News” has spun this: This was NOT an NBC News audience. It was a bunch of people crowded around an NBC live segment microphone. However, Fox “News” wants to put out the lie that it was an NBC audience because that feeds into its meme that NBC is evil bad.
This is a total misrepresentation of what the First Lady said, but that wouldn’t surprise you at all, would it?

TRANSLATION: We’ll be lying furiously on The Five and not let Beckel get in a word edgewise.
TRANSLATION: I will be forced to lie in order to twist what President Obama said in last night’s debate about Romney’s position on the auto bailout.
Hey, Scammity! What ever happened to all that money you collected from your bullshit Freedom Concerts? Did any of it actually get to the intended recipients? Did you ever provide an accounting of that money? How much made it into your pockets?
I will be the first to say that if this is true, it’s despicable. However, there has been no confirmation by the police. We only know of this from a press release issued by the REPUBLICAN Senator, who is repeating (or not) a story told to him by his son. It would not be the first time a son has made up a story to cover up a larger issue, or the first time a REPUBLICAN lied to make Democrats look bad.
Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” that trio is.
HA! Fox “News” is heavily invested into pretending there’s no War on Women and, to do so, Loofah Lad has to pretend that Mendacious Mitt’s debate style appealed to women because we all know how much women like liars.
This interruption brought to you by the folks at NewsHounds. Fox “News” continues to pretend KKKarl Rove is not spending an estimated $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections.
Remember when all those polls showing President Obama in the lead were skewed? Now that Mendacious Mitt has an infinitesimal lead in a poll, Fox “News” is back to touting the polls uncritically.
KKKarl Rove is all over the Fox “News” schedule, from early morning to late at night, and never once does the so-called “News” channel mention his SuperPACs are spending an estimated $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.
One person says one stupid thing to the Vice President of the United States and Fox “News” turns it into a national news story.
YAWN!
Ever since the debate ended Mendacious Mitt and Fox “News” has been trying to convince people that the Mittmentum is on his side.
Is this harridan still a Fox “News” contributor? Will she be asked to explain her “shuck and jive” comment? Of course not!
I’d love to see what really happens behind those closed doors.
Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” Laura Bush is.
I, for one, was happy about the delay.
As usual it was a load of crap, but that didn’t stop Fox “News” from promoting it and pretending it was really something special.
Because the latest Rasmussen Poll shows Mendacious Mitt ahead.
Fox “News” has spent almost two months politicizing the tragic deaths in Benghazi without facts, based on mere speculation. Rather than wait for the outcome of the several investigations now ongoing. Instead it will make up shit in order to smear President Obama and blame him DIRECTLY for these tragic deaths.
Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” she is.
Fox “News” promotes many anti-Obama ads, but I have yet to see them promote an anti-Mendacious Mitt ad, or even a pro-Obama advert. Which just means it’s bidnezz as usual at Fox “News.”
More promotion for Donald Trump’s sill announcement that went over like a fart at a family dinner.
Now The Falafel King repeats the same lie, except he turns it into an MSNBC crowd.
There has been a lot of possible, alleged voter fraud in Florida, but this is all you’ll hear about because it’s alleged to come from Democrats. All those allegations of much wider Republican voter fraud? You’ll never hear about it from Fox “News.”
I have a thought: Why don’t you tell your audience that American Crossroads is just one of KKKarl Rove’s SuperPACs, both of which are spending an estimated $300.000.000.00 to influence the 2012 election?
Chris Matthews had the temerity to say the obvious, so it’s time to drag out a Republican Black Guy™ to disagree and smear Chris Matthews.
No, not really.
More promotion for Donald Trump’s idiocy. Yet nothing is ever said on Fox “News” about Mendacious Mitt refusing to release his tax returns.
And more promotion for The Donald’s bullshit.
This would be funny, if it weren’t so sad. Because David Letterman was fooled by Right Wing talking points, Bully Boy Bolling thinks it not only confirms his lies, but that Letterman and Maddow what his feeble little show.
Claiming responsibility on facebook is not proof of anything, unless you believe everything you read on facebook. Furthermore, the State Department has now said that this was not the case at all. But, Fox “News” will never retract a good lie it’s made up.
She was just another donor that exchanged a few words with President Obama at a fund-raiser. However, Fox “News” wants its brain-dead viewers to believe that the president helped Gloria Allred cook up some nefarious scheme against Mendacious Mitt.
And, jusy who is in charge of the TWO ‘Merkin Crossroads SuperPACs spending an estimated $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election? Why, it’s none other than KKKark Rove, who never admits that when he appears on Fox “News” as an independent analyst.
Why isn’t this guy in jail? Later in the week this (alleged) criminal, who got off on a technicality, felt the need to spend money to sponsor these posts, which he pumped out all week.
TRANSLATION: “I’ll be promoting an anti-Obama advert for FREE.
President Obama makes a slip of the tongue, which he corrected IMMEDIATELY, and Fox “News” turns that into a national “news” story. However, it has never reported on Mendacious Mitt’s opposition to wind and solar power, instead denigrating the idea of alternative energy.
Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” Conoleeza Rice is. Yet, she told The Greata Greta that Fox “News” should wait for the outcome of the investigations into the Benghazi tragedy and that she saw no evidence of wrong-doing on the part of the Obama administration. Yet, the next night The Greata Greta was back to politicizing this tragedy as if the former Secretary of State had never said a thing.
HA!
Like when she helped lie the country into an illegal, preemptive war in Iraq, or when she told Greta that Fox “News” was jumping to conclusions in smearing President Obama over the tragedy in Benghazi? Which is it, Bully Boy?

ANd, naturally, Bully Bot=y Bolling and Scammity shouted the sensible Juan Williams down.
It makes me uncomfortable when Bully Boy Bolling calls asshole Donald Trump a “good friend.”
But none of the wedding photos were cheesecake,

Say it along with me: No mention will be made of the estimated $300,000,000.00 KKKarl Roves 2 SuperPACs are spending to influence the 2012 election.

 

I’m like a broken record: No mention will be made of the estimated $300,000,000.00 KKKarl Roves 2 SuperPACs are spending to influence the 2012 election.
If the manure fits . . .
A totally unsourced story on the Bullshit “News” Channel (BNC) from the Bullshit Glenn Beck (BGB) web site in order to help the Bullshitter Mendacious Mitt (BMM). It’s the bullshit circle of bullshit life.
Remember when Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin attacked Ann Coulter for using the word “retard” like she did when Rahm Emanuel used the word “retarded”? Yeah, me neither.
This is what KKKarl Rove wants proplr to believe. However, the reality is the opposite. And, remember: KKKarl Rove is spending an estimated $300,000,000.00 from 2 SuperPACs to influence the 2012 election. Why should he be trusted, especially when he doesn’t mention his conflict of interest.
HOT VIDEO, which is total bullshit promoted by Bullshit News Channel.
I’d love to see how the whiny, simpering Doocy would respond if he really got into it with someone.
Gee, why don’t you tell us what those clearly racist comments were.
Bully Boy Bolling has to make up a pile of crap to pretend President Obama is annihilating the Middle Class. Lie much?

Once more with feeling: No mention will be made of the estimated $300,000,000.00 KKKarl Roves 2 SuperPACs are spending to influence the 2012 election.
Only the polls that favour President Obama are skewed. The rest are just fine.
I’ll say it until I’m blue in the face: No mention will be made of the estimated $300,000,000.00 KKKarl Roves 2 SuperPACs are spending to influence the 2012 election.
The same guy who helped lie the country into an illegal, preemptive war and said ‘Merking troops would be welcomed with hearts and flowers and unicorns?
Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” he is.
Hannity forever!!!
That Fox “News” lies to its audience.
There was a lot of pearl-clutching at Fox “News” over the fact that President Obama called Mendacious Mitt a “bullshitter.” Yet, it’s still the truth, no matter how many pearls are clutched.
This was the other thing that had Fox “News” breaking out the smelling salts near week’s end. Yet, they won’t tell you that Sainted Ronald Reagan made a similar “first time” joke 33 years earlier.

Oh, get over it, Loofah Lad, and stop acting like you are scandalized. MACKRIS!
Another poll that’s okay to cite because Mendacious Mitt comes out ahead.
Fox “News” went from politicizing the deaths in Benghazi without any evidence to using the families of those who died in Benghazi to politicize these tragic deaths, rather than wait for the investigations to play themselves out.
I wrote all about this in my series about Bully Boy Bolling. Twice.
Like Canada?

And that’s pretty much how the week ended. Removed were all the references to Benghazi, which were all repeats by week’s end, and Hurricane Sandy, which Fox “News” was starting to get serious about. Tune in next week as we deconstruct more lies from Fox “News.”

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Here come the Judge

Welcome to Week Two of Judge Not. This week proves why it was necessary to spin Judge Nap off into his own series. In the last 6 days the Laughing Libertarian sent out — at minimum — 153 updates that I captured. 

NB: These are only those I caught. I am not at my desk 24 hours a day. One wonders how Judge Nap finds the time to do any work.

Judge Nap espouses the Libertarian viewpoint, which some people also call Randian, after Libertarian Social Security-taker Ayn Rand. Coincidentally, or not, President Obama gave his views on Ayn Rand this week in a Rolling Stone interview:


RS: What do you think Paul Ryan’s obsession with her work would mean if he were vice president? 

BHO: Well, you’d have to ask Paul Ryan what that means to him. Ayn Rand is one of those things that a lot of us, when we were 17 or 18 and feeling misunderstood, we’d pick up. Then, as we get older, we realize that a world in which we’re only thinking about ourselves and not thinking about anybody else, in which we’re considering the entire project of developing ourselves as more important than our relationships to other people and making sure that everybody else has opportunity – that that’s a pretty narrow vision. It’s not one that, I think, describes what’s best in America. Unfortunately, it does seem as if sometimes that vision of a “you’re on your own” society has consumed a big chunk of the Republican Party.

I have often compared followers of Ayn Rand with selfish teenagers, so it’s nice to be in agreement with President Obama. With that said, let’s deconstruct what Judge Nap felt important enough to send out to his brain-dead followers this week:

Of course, AU H2O lost the 1964 election in a landslide because ‘Merkins thought he was too extreme and still do.

Judge Nap has his own YouTubery Channel for his own YouTubery.

One of Judge Nap’s big concerns this week was drones. He droned on and on about it.

Good ol’ Ludwig seems to be a hero of Judge Nap’s. What Ludwig and Judge Nap won’t tell you is that all taxation is redistribution of wealth. Previous generations saw the need to build infrastructure, going back to the earliest canals, before there were roads. Now, however, Libertarians seem to want the infrastructure to crumble, unless it can be privatized. Then they’ll take government funds to pay private companies to do the work.

George McGovern’s body wasn’t even cold when Libertarians tried to claim him as one of their own. McGovern was a Democrat and a Liberal and a Progressive and Anti-War. Don’t try to steal his legacy.

A surprising article to pass on, considering how much Fox “News” is in the tank for Mendacious Mitt Romney.

“Stop and Frisk” is a topic that’s starting to blow up. While Judge Nap doesn’t tip his hand, he appears to be against it.

Just as he is against the mythical “Nanny State.”

However, the NRA is still telling its brain-dead members that “Obama’s coming for your guns.”

Judge Nap is hoping Liberals will have buyers regret and vote for Mendacious Mitt.

Central planning? That’s a euphemism for Communism. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

Thomas Jefferson also said, “Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of the rich on the poor.”

You sure do like to quote Jefferson a lot, doncha? Thomas Jefferson also said, “I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.”

More Jefferson? Give it a rest, Judge. For every Jefferson quote you can find that supports your Libertarian views, I can find one supporting Progressive views. Jefferson also said, “The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government.”

Be afraid! Be very afraid!!! Of both cyber attacks and a White House powerful enough to stop them.

Some goofballs in other countries seem to support President Obama. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

Annie get your gun!

Judge Nap should know better to pass on bullshit like this for many reasons. The Daily Caller is not a credible source of news and is the source of must Conspiracy Theories these days (if you discount Bully Boy Bolling). The Daily Caller is quoting Willie Brown, who admits he has no direct knowledge of such a conference call. The Daily Caller is referencing a conference call that included Reverend Jeremiah Wright, who President Obama disowned 4 years ago. Yet, a conference call implies that there were several, to many, participants and, if this were true, there would be more than one NON-participant who knows about it. Yet despite all these caveats, Judge Nap feels this is worth passing along to his brain-dead followers so he can connect the President to Reverend Wright all over again. Shameless scare-mongering! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!!

Preschool for very young children allows mothers to return to the work force. Of, would he prefer they apply for welfare?
If Judge Nap had one mantra this week, it was to blame President Obama for the attack in Benghazi, despite a lack of evidence and ongoing investigations. No sense letting facts get in the way if a story can be spun to smear the President.

The world is a dangerous place and President Obama is doing what’s necessary. However, at least he’s not starting any illegal wars, like the last guy.

Yet Mendacious Mitt keeps saying he’ll create 12 million jobs, while also saying the givernment doesn’t create jons. What’s up with that?

There were far more than 5 issues that one didn’t hear at any of the debates.

Judge Nap never comes right out and says he’s against the War on Drugs because that would make the Fox “News” viewers’ heads explode. However, knowing his Libertarian views, and that he passes along Photoshopped pics like this, one can easily guess his views on this topic.

Judge Nap loves to pass along poorly sourced stories, as long as they might smear President Obama.

Judge Nap came back to this issue over and over again all week long.

First of all: We don’t have a “government regulated and centrally planned economy.” Second: ‘Merka is still a capitalist country. Third: Just because something hasn’t worked previously doesn’t mean it can’t work.

The Judge Nap sitch-eee-ay-shun getting worse the more we learn about him.

Darrell Issa begins a new fishing expedition and Judge Nap is happy to see ‘Merkin tax dollars spent this way.

New Jersey? Will this put an end to Jersey Shore?

Oh the humanity!!!

“QUICK! How can I blame this on Obamacare?”

“QUICK! How can I blame this on Obamacare?”

“QUICK! How can I blame this on … Oh, wait!” One of those things that Judge Nap won’t admit is that religion and Libertarianism are diametrically opposed.

What bullshit. That’s why President Obama called him a bullshitter, and Judge Nap his happy to shovel Mendacious Mitt’s bullshit at his brain-dead followers.

All taxation is redistributive. The low taxes over the last decade for the top earners have not led to jobs, jobs, jobs, so that talking point is pure bullshit too. Nor will it necessarily lead to government dependence. Judge Nap shovels a lot.

What if we made truth matter again? Fox “News” would have to go out of business.

“QUICK! How many times can I blame this on President Obama?”

“QUCK! How many different ways can I blame this on President Obama.”

The TSA is the organization everybody loves to hate.

Lots of politicians float stupid ideas. Get back to us when the D.C. Council actually puts it up to a vote.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Libertarian is not “Left.”

What does the NYPD use for Muslim bait? Somebody ask The Falafel King Bill O’Reilly.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! That’s historical hysterical.

Gas in ‘Merka has always been artificially low and Steven Chu recognizes that fact. One sentence taken out of context is not enough to use to smear President Obama, unless you are Judge Nap.

Try and stop him.

Then try and stop him.

Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

This was the Top Reich Wing Bullshit of the Week: The email merely quotes a facebook posting (and which was later deemed wrong) that a Al Qaeda-tied group had CLAIMED responsibility. I have noticed that a lot of people on facebook claim a lot of things. Should they all be taken seriously?

Then stop him, Judge Nap. Go ahead. I dare ya!!!

“QUICK! How can we blame confused email sent in the Fog of War on President Obama?”

“QUICK! I’m running out of ways to blame President Obama.”

TRANSLATION: I’ll be blaming President Obama for unconfirmed facebook postings.

TRANSLATION: I’ll give a one-sided report on these emails.

QUICK! I found a new way to blame President Obama, even though I don’t know what the truth is yet.”

WRONG!!! Let it be known that Judge Nap is not adverse to passing along information that turns out to be bogus.

Let’s give it to welfare recipients here at home.

Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

Which only adds to what Dubya built. Were you opposed to the Patriot Act, Judge Nap?

Are we taking bets? If so I say, “Never.”

TRANSLATION: “I just finished lying to Mike Huchabee.”

LOL If Ron Paul was so smart, how did he lose the nomination?

Enough of this guy already!

More of Wall Street should be held accountable. This is a good first step.

Don’t have a cow, man!

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!

Forbes totally misrepresented what the President said, so naturally Judge Nap passes it along.

Judge Nap sent out a lot of these promotions during the week. Remember that Freedo,mWorks helped astroturf the nascent Teabaggers. Sharing a stage with dead beat Dad Joe Walsh is no honour, Judge Nap.

What the fuck does that even mean?

“QUICK! I found a new way to blame President Obama.”

Get out your hip waders. Judge Nap is shoveling more bullshit.

Gee thanks for that.

Hip waders time again.

“QUICK! How can I blame this on President Obama? He’s from Chicago, right?”

Judge Nap loves to pass on negative stories about the TSA, the organization everybody loves to hate.

Judge Nap keeps droning on about drones.

“QUICK! Who can we find to blame this on President Obama?”
If drones are bad for domestic police departments, why aren’t helicopters?

This is the biggest load of bullshit Judge Nap shoveled this week. Anything from Glenn Beck is automatically suspect, but Judge Nap has no problem passing it along to his gullible brain-dead followers.

Eminent Domain is just ‘Merkin Exceptionalism run amok.

You’ve got to be kidding?!?!?!

The Washington Free Beacon? You’ve got to be kidding.

Judge Nap has redesigned his moribund web site. Let him know what you think.

Note the picture. It’s used in a lot of stupid Right Wing and Libertarian memes, mostly by “Young Americans for Liberty,” a group that Judge Nap believes is share-worthy. Yet, there’s no reason that education should not be free and no excuse not to pay teachers more. These are not necessarily mutually exclusive ideas. Yet, there’s always enough money for war. What’s up with that?

The Federal Reserve is another one of Judge Nap’s hated institutions.

HAW! HAW! HAW HAW!

POLICE STATE!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

POLICE STATE!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

POLICE STATE!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

Unless a Republican is in office. Then it’s considered treason. See: Dixie Chicks.

Where were you when Dubya was dragging the country into an illegal war in Iraq? Were you speaking out then, Judge Nap, or were you one of those who stood on the sidelines and kept your thoughts to yourself or, worse, egged the government on with jingoistic shouts of YEW! ESS! EH! YEW! ESS! EH! YEW! ESS! EH! YEW! ESS! EH! YEW! ESS! EH!

While Lee Atwater showed remorse on his deathbed, let’s never forgetAtwater is directly responsible for the likes of KKKarl Rove, whom your network keeps putting on the air without revealing he’s spending an estimated $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election. In fact , one could even say that Atwater is responsible for Fox “News” and the way it lies to its audience. It’s truly ironic that you would pass this documentary on, Judge Nap.

If someone, somewhere, says something stupid, you can be sure that Judge Nap will pass it along to scare people.

I am a firm believer that the Constitution is a living document, otherwise Black folks would still be considered 3/5ths a human being. That’s what all those Amendments are about Judge.

POLICE STATE!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

POLICE STATE!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

So, send all those jobs to China as it artificially protects its economy. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

For years Fox “News” told its brain-dead audience that the president couldn’t do much about high gas prices. But that was during Dubya’s administration. Now that there’s a Democrat (and a Black one at that) in the White House, Fox “News” has been clamoring for President Obama to do something — ANYTHING — about the high price of gas. And, now Judge Nap wants you to believe that President Obama has dome something to lower the price of gas in Ohio and will do the same in the other swing states to get reelected. This is why Judge Nap is just another Right Wing liar who will float any conspiracy theory if it will harm President Obama. Libertarian? Only when it suits him to claim so.

See? Right Wing Talking Points without any proof whatsoever, as long as he can score points against President Obama.

POLICE STATE!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

Building and/or repairing crumbling infrastructure is not digging holes and filling them in.

I thought you were in favour of a free markets economy. Certainly you’re not making fun of this, are you?

If you really cared about national disgraces, you would not work for Fox “News,” which has been making shit up about Benghazi ever since it happened.

Don’t let Fox “News” tell you what to believe.

Yet, that has not slowed doen the pace of the crap you send out over facebook. What’s up with that?

I find it disgusting how Fox “News,” Judge Nap, and the rest of the Reich Wing have been politicizing the tragedy in Benghazi in order to attack President Obama. Furthermore, to use a parent’s grief to do so is beyond the pale, which means it’s business as usual for these MoFos. I’m willing to wait for the outcomes of the various investigations currently underway before I blame anyone, clearly Judge Nap made up his mind a long time ago based on Fox “News” slanted reporting.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
Judge Nap sure likes to pass along quotes of long-since dead people.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

While I am only using one, Judge Nap sent out several pictures of these bodies being returned to U.S. soil. It’s too bad that he didn’t consider how politicizing these events in Benghazi dishonours the memory of these brave Americans.

More politicizing from Judge Nap.

Oh look! It’s that same picture again used once again to make young Liberals look stupid all over again.

More politicizing of the deaths in Benghazi. Judge Nap, you should be ashamed of yourself.

More politicizing of the deaths in Benghazi. Judge Nap, you should be ashamed of yourself.

But, Judge Nap has no shame, as he proves by speaking in front of a FreedomWorks seminar.

Here’s his full speech for FreedomWorks, if you have the stomach for it. I wonder how much they paid him.

POLICE STATE!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!!! More empty slogans for the empty-headed followers.

That’s it for this week. While I culled out most of the duplicates, that still left a lot to comment on. I may be sorry I ever decided take on Judge Nap’s idiocy. However, be sure to join us next Saturday for another exciting episode of Judge Not.

Chow Mein and Bolling ► A Correction

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I made a massive error in Chow Mein and Bolling 11, published earlier today. I take full blame for the screw-up and will not attempt to wriggle away from my culpability in any way whatsoever. Furthermore, I sincerely apologize to my readers who expect honesty and accuracy in my reporting, especially when it concerns Fox “News.”

In Chow Mein and Bolling 11 I stated without equivocation that Bully Boy Bolling made the Media Matters Wall of Shame™ four separate times yesterday. I was wrong and hang my head in shame. Bully Boy Bolling made the Media Matters Wall of Shame™ FIVE times yesterday.

The Media Matters Wall of Shame™ entry I overlooked was from Bully Boy Bolling’s appearance on Hannity, where he repeated his earlier attack on President Obama with his made-up word Obamanoma. Then he stole Dana Perino’s earlier reference to cancer to say that President Obama was a “cancer to the economy.” Watch:

Again, I apologize profusely, especially to Bully Boy Bolling for underestimating him.

However, please allow me to explain how such an error happened, and you may have some sympathy for the plight of this Blog Writer. When I began writing Chow Mein and Bolling 11 it was 11:15 PM last night. I collated all Bully Boy Bolling’s appearances on the Media Matters Wall of Shame™ and, after a writing a short introductory paragraph, went to bed. This morning when I awoke I finished Chow Mein and Bolling 11 and posted it to the blog. It never occurred to me to check the Media Matters Wall of Shame™ again to see if Bully Boy broke his own record in the last 45 minutes of the day. To my chagrin a faithful reader emailed me to tell me of the clip above, which was posted to the Media Matters Wall of Shame™ at 11:30 last night.

Once again: I apologize to all my readers and promise to never make the same mistake again. I’ll find an entirely new mistake to make.

A Banner Day For Bully Boy Bolling ► Chow Mein and Bolling 11

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How can you tell when Bully Boy Bolling is being
CRAZY? Either his mouth is open, or it’s not.

It was a banner day for Bully Boy Bolling, as the loud-mouthed, conspiracy-mongering, The Five Fool™ managed to make the Media Matters Wall of Shame™ four separate times yesterday. I’m not sure that’s ever been done before, unless it was by Glenn Beck, who occupies a category of CRAZY all by himself. However, ever since The Five took over the 5PM slot vacated by Beck on Fox “News,” Bully Boy Bolling has done everything in his mouth’s power to be the craziest MoFo on Fox News.

It began early in the day when those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends used Bully Boy Bolling to debunk the latest job numbers from the government. Bolling used the opportunity to return to his most recent conspiracy: That the jobs report was cooked. This time he doubled down on that whacked out theory by saying that he thinks if the job numbers are not corrected upwards, Congress should start an investigation of the Department of Labor. No, really! Watch: 

However, that’s not the only problem Media Matters found with this segment. Justin Berrier and Albert Kleine also took a look at his white board and decided Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t know WTF he’s talking about.

Courtesy of Media Matters for America

Since numbers are my natural enemy, I’ll leave it to Berrier and Kleine to explain:

Bolling’s math doesn’t add up: his numbers come from two different surveys that measure different aspects of labor market conditions, two surveys that are conducted in different ways, which often leads to large gaps between the two findings.

Every month, the Bureau of Labor Statistics issues the results of two surveys. One, known as the household survey, measures the number of people employed and looking for work. The results of the household survey are used to determine the unemployment rate. The other survey, known as the establishment survey, measures the total number of jobs gained or lost in a month through a survey of businesses. Because the surveys are conducted differently, the results often do not agree.

Bolling seized on the routine difference between the surveys’ findings to claim that 342,000 jobs were missing and therefore cast doubt on the unemployment drop for September.

Berrier and Kleine even quoted a Wall Street Journal article that explains why these numbers cannot be compared and, remember, the WSJ is owned by the same company that owns Bolling’s ass:

The answer lies in the way the two figures are calculated. The monthly payroll number–how many jobs are gained or added in a month–is based on a survey of about 141,000 businesses and government agencies. The unemployment rate and related statistics are based on an [sic] separate survey of about 60,000 individual households.

If those were Bully Boy Bolling’s only two screw-ups, it would have simply been a normal day for him at Fox “News.” However, it was a long day for Bully Boy and there was still The Five coming up many hours later, when he felt the need to return to his Jobs Numbers Conspiracy Theory™:

BOLLING: I think there’s an October Surprise. I think next Friday when the unemployment number comes out…

DANA PERINO: Yeah?

BOLLING: It’s going to be a surprise one way or another. It’s either going to be very good, if it’s 7 and a half percent, probably President Obama walks away — sails right through to the White House.

PERINO: But if you’re a conspiracy theorist it won’t be a surprise. 

BOLLING: We already did this conspiracy theory on Fox and Friends this morning. I think the books are cooked.

Watch: 

However, never say that Bully Boy Bolling is not afraid to make a fool of himself more than once on any given show. Exhibit A: This exchange with Dana Perino, who seems to play his foil — or instigator — during a segment when Bully Boy goes completely off the rails.

PERINO: What about, Eric, the economic numbers in the states where they were campaigning today? Iowa and they had the other swing ones. [sic] Yesterday we talked a little bit about the unemployment rates and those ones. [sic] The trajectory for Iowa has been fairly good — it’s down from where it was. But in all the other states it’s — the unemployment rate is up!

BOLLING: Up from when President Obama took —

PERINO: Yes!

BOLLING: — office. Up higher than the national average. President Obama’s, umm, strategy now is, is, yannow, just calling Mitt Romney names. Romnesia. Big Bird! He talks about Big Bird, binders and bayonets. But the Romnesia thing — I have a name. [Pretends to look thoughtful as if he just made it up.] I came up with a name.

PERINO: Okay.

BOLLING: It’s called Obamanoma. And, we’re in Stage Four Obamanoma right now. The symptoms are joblessness — 

BOB BECKEL: Obamanoma?

BOLLING: — dispair, dis — dependancy, homelessness. A desire to hang out with celebrities.

PERINO: We’re going to see if we can get that into the thesaurus. [CROSSTALK] I don’t think we should be comparing either of them to cancer, really. Probably not, but this election has been like a cancer on some people. I’m trying, Greg [Gutfeld], to —

BOLLING: It’s good. Thank you. Thank you.

Watch:

Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!! This is just another reason why The Five is still the worst program on tee vee since My Mother the Car.

The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 22

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Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

It was a very eventful week on Bizarro World … err … I mean Fox “News.” There was so much going on that I had 318 screen captures to choose from, of which this is only a representative sampling. 

As the Foxites attempted to blame President Obama for the actual attack in Benghazi, Libya, they conveniently forget that they never blamed Dubya for the attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Not to mention forgiving Bush for that whole illegal war in Iraq, which never did locate those Weapons of Mass Destruction. However, even more important for Fox “News” was its need to WHITEwash the massive blunder by Mendacious Mitt at the 2nd Presidential Debate. Rather than learn for himself what may have occurred, Mittens proved he lives in a Fox “News” created bubble when he walked right into the Benghazi Wall. Fox “News” has been working hard to fix that black eye ever since.

Let’s get right to it, shall we?

The week started, as it always does, with some Fox and Friends First cheesecake. With Ainsley Earworm
on her honeymoon, it was left to two other interchangeable “news” babes to deliver the morning leg.

More cheesecake.
That’s easy: Seeing Fox “News” on tee vees at the airport.
Bully Boy Bolling counts it down for people who don’t have calendars, or enough fingers and toes to count for themselves.
It may just be coincidence but after Mendacious Mitt visited Billy Graham, his church took Mormonism off it’s evil cult list.
Wretched Gretched was playing the ref even before the dabate happened.
After Mendacious Mitt fouled himself, they really gave it to Candy Crowley.
Let’s not even bother to wait for the outcome of the investigations. It’s time to fire someone … anyone!!!
That’s like saying “dog bites man.” Get back to me when she says something unexpected.
In case you missed KKKarl Rove’s massive conflict of interest: His 2 SuperPACs are spending close to $300,000,000.00
to influence the 2012 elections and Fox “News” always presents him as an honest, disinterested analyst.
Let’s not wait until the facts are in.
How long can Juan Williams get away with telling the truth on Fox “News”
when that truth is diametrically opposed to the lies that Fox “News” peddles?
Fox “News” that always complains about how unseemly it is to call people’s names, always refers to
Bill Maher as a “pig.” And, “trounces”??? While that’s another one of those action verbs loved
by Fox “News,” Bill Maher exposed Ann Coulter for the empty-headed sloganeer she really is.
Just like Mendacious Mitt, Donald Trump loves firing people. He built a whole show around it, with the help of NBC, of course.
Anything ever said about President Obama is repeated on Fox “News.” However, it never
passes along editorials in favour of President Obama. I’m still looking for one.
Oddly enough, by week’s end the Fox “News” invented narrative was falling apart, right on Fox “News.”
Those Foxy Friends at Fox and Friends keep promoting this series of lectures. While they are FREE, I cannot
believe that Bob Massi is just donating his time. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn he’s selling books
and other courses at these lectures. No one does stuff like this for FREE and everyone knows it.
KKKarl Rove caught in a massive conflict of interest, but you’ll never hear about it on Fox “News.”
More of the action verbs Fox “News” loves to use. While Ingraham
can throw as many punches a she likes, none of them landed.
The controversy was they discovered Candy Crowley has been reporting honestly for CNN for many years.
This is just more of the Fox “News” meme that the debate will be unfair before it even began.
Is this silly woman still an official Fox “News” contributor, or does she just shill for her DWTS daughter?
Why isn’t this man in jail?
IRONY ALERT!!! Fox “News” has a Bias Alert??? That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Fox “News” is the mainstream media, Bully Boy. Smart people actually wait for the evidence before alleging a cover-up. Just saying.
There is no controversy, but Fox “News” is trying to smear Elizabeth Warren.
This GOP study has been debunked, but that didn’t stop Fox “News” from passing it
along as if it means something. There are other studies in support of President Obama’s
policies, but you’ll never hear about them on Fox “News,” the “Fair and Balanced network.
This is the news everyone has been waiting for.

                  

This is the picture everybody’s been waiting for.
In case you’ve lost your calendar.
I think it shows guts.
Mendacious Mitt, why do you lie so much and do you think Fox “News” lying about your lies is helpful?
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”
And what Trisha Yearwood cooks up will be more palatable and honest than what Lindsey Graham creates.
Let me take a guess: Because they are actually supporting President Obama? What do I win?
Another anti-Obama editorial from The Falafel King.
How refreshing for someone to take the blame for their mistakes. However, Fox “News” will find a way to turn it into a bad thing.
No, Bully Boy. I wrote all about this in Chow Mein and Bolling 10 ► Ignorant And Proud Of It. Read up, you ignorant shit.

Just another one of those segments where Jesse Watters interview people and only cuts together those comments
that makes everyone look stupid. Fox “News” somehow thinks this is worthy of airtime and this asshole’s salary.
A terrible video, with off-key singing and Fox “News” is touting it as this year’s “Obama Girl.” Yet, it’s just terrible.

 

Is he in jail yet?
Every single one was an anti-Obama tweet. What a surprise.
Why does Frank Luntz wear a dead laboratory animal on his head?
No one is threatening riots, but during the week this became a popular extreme Right Wing
talking point, so of corse Fox “News” has to pass along this stupid conspiracy theory.
I’d rather know what KKKarl Rove has to show for the $300,000,000.00 that his SuperPACs are dropping on the election and, furthermore, how much of an “in kind” donation all his appearances on Fox “News” are worth.
Even a coin toss is worthy of one of the Fox “News” action verbs.
Fox “News” has been doing everything in its power to make this a cover-up, but by week’s end this lie was falling apart.
No one threw Hilary Clinton under the bus. Furthermore, why is Steve Doocy trying to blame this
talking point on his neighbour? Can’t he take ownership of the crap he sends out under his name?
I bet you never predicted that all the headlines (except at Fox “News”) would say, “Mitt Screwed Up.”
Remember: Bully Boy Bolling is the man who called Vice President Biden a drunk, rude, disrespectful, an unhinged
cranky old man. He also has called President Obama a thug and accused him of chugging 40s in the Hizzy House.

Steve Doocy is easily amused.
The debate begins. And yet Mendacious Mitt never explains how.
It’s amazing how much the personalities at Fox “News” forget, if they ever knew in the 1st place.
One GOP talking point after another from Scammity.
There’s a lot too blame on Dubya and gas prices is just one of those things.
Yet economists have confirmed that was the reason gas prices had taken a tumble at
the end of Dubya’s term. However, don’t let the facts confuse you, Scammity.

You don’t seem to know how utterly stupid you appear, Sean.
Yet, Mendacious Mitt continuously broke the rules and hectored the president as if he
was an intern who brought back the wrong coffee order. That endeared Mittens to nobody.
What doesn’t add up is any of Mendacious Mitt’s tax plans, which seem to change whenever he speaks of them.
Because Mendacious Mitt is not used to following the rules, which are for everybody but himself. And, being
questioned by a woman? That’s unheard of in Romney’s World of boardrooms and the Mormon church.
Mendacious Mitt was rude and hectoring during the debate, but credit where credit’s due: He managed to get off a lot of lies.
Nor should it. Dubya really fucked things up and Fox “News” covered for him then and is still covering for him.
There were much better quotes, but Fox “News” wants to pretend President Obama is just playing small ball.
The same is much preferable to anything that Mendacious Mitt has proposed, then unproposed, then proposed all over again.
The first blaming of the moderator came less than halfway through the debate, which makes the 5 minute figure laughable.
Yet, it was all a lie, as Scammity well knows.
It’s hard not to smile when you know you’re winning.
This “spiking the football” meme was silly the first time and just gets sillier as time goes on.
Mendacious Mitt has so much money in his (not very) blind trust tied up in China that this is
accurate. How can he be trusted to get tough on China when it will hurt his own earnings?
This is the whole problem Mendacious Mitt had with taking Fox “News”
memes and thinking they resembled anything close to the truth.
This is HIGH COMEDY. Thinking they were helping, Fox “News” provided the transcript which actually proved
Mendacious Mitt wrong and then spent the rest of the week saying the transcript did not say what the words actually said.
I thought this moment should have gotten more play in the post-game shows. How can Mendacious
Mitt really think that Obama’s pension, with small investments made by whoever handles that pension
fund, with money that Mittens PERSONALLY invested in China and still has invested in China?

If lies were taxed, Mendacious Mitt could retire the debt.
The ‘Merkin public doesn’t have to settle for Republican liars.
This just shows how delusional Fox “News” is. They’ll spend the rest of the week lying in an attempt to prove this.
He’s never ducked responsibility. However, mendacious Mitt has run away from his own positions time and time again.
Yes. Next question?
Choose an issue and Mendacious Mitt has been on all sides of it. More flip flops than a Florida beach.
As it should be. The president never shirks responsibility. Mendacious Mitt won’t even agree on what he has said previously.
And that ends the debate, but not the Fox “News” lies. The rest of the week the so-called “Fair and
Balanced” network will be playing clean-up for that spill on aisle five that Mendacious Mitt left.
Steve Doocy thought Mendacious Mitt was a disaster, but has to blame the debate format instead.
Midway through the debate Doocy claimed it was five minutes. Yet, there was no mention that Mendacious
Mitt interrupted his own time to hector the President with questions, which ceded time to Obama.
Of course Crowley was right, but no one at Fox “News” can admit that, so they
will spend hours pretending that President Obama didn’t say what he clearly said.
Toe Sucker Morris weighs in and we all know how “Fair and Balanced he is.”
I look forward to laughing at Frank Luntz’s bad toupee as he spins the debate reaction of his so-called “fair” focus group.
Surely he must be in jail by now.
Umpires call balls and strikes and Mendacious Mitt struck out. However, Fox “News” has to blame someone for Mitten’s fuck up.
I heard it. So did President Obama, who tagged him on it.
This was the other crazy Right Wing meme the morning after the debate. Of course
nothing said about how Mendacious Mitt broke the rules that he agreed to beforehand.

Because Soledad O’Brien insisted on telling the truth right to Sununu’s face.
WHEN FOX “NEWS” TYPES IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, YOU JUST KNOW IT’S IMPORTANT!
Yet Bully Boy Bolling knows that Candy Crowley was right, but if he ever admitted that he’d also have to admit
that Mendacious Mitt really screwed the pooch, and sold the pups, on that whole Benghazi debate segment.
Citytv is the station I wrote tee vee news for for a decade. It was so sad to see them
promote The Loofah Lad, even tho’ they were really promoting Katie Couric’s talk show.
Another one of those silly segments in which Watters finds people who say stupid things. It’s gotten plenty old.
Gee, what a surprise.
Gee, what a surprise.
Gee, what a surprise.
Gee, what a surprise.
This is the morning after the debate. Consequently no poll is going to reflect the debate
talking points. However, KKKarl Rove wants his brain-dead followers to believe this.
Now there’s a “Fair and Blanced” panel . . . NOT!
Show me one thing he’s fixed, Miller. Personally, I think Mendacious Mitt gets off on lying about things.
The only blows Crowley landed were against Mendacious Mitt’s lies.
This is just a variation on “Watters World.” Jimmy Kimmel asked people who won the
debate before the debate was even broadcast. Most of them said President Obama won.
Kerry Healey continued the lie that Mendacious Mitt had those “binders full of women”
prepared for his use, when the truth is that the “binders full of women” were prepared by a
nonpartisan women’s group PRIOR to the election and submitted to Mittens when he won.
What happened to all that talk that the polls were skewed? Oh yeah! That’s when the polls favoured President Obama.
This is how Fox “News” is trying to characterize Mendacious Mitt’s screw up at the debate: As a “MAJOR
MOMENT FOR GOV ROMNEY” and that … that … that woman Candy Crowley stepped on it!!!
Here’s a better statistic: No candidate who won the 2008 election has ever lost the 2012 election. And you can take that to the bank.
And the sky is green, too. Who you gonna believe, your own ears and eyes, or The Falafel King?
A more powerful voice for bullying by Bully Boy Bolling.
The daily countdown to election day. Thanks, Bully Boyu.

Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!
This was highly amusing. Ben Stein tripped them up by saying that taxes will have to be raised. The Three
Stooges spent the rest of the interview trying to get Stein to walk back the truth, but he stuck to his guns.
Not if I see you first. This is so disingenuous. Wretched Gretched can’t see anyone in the audience.
Would it surprise you to find out that Loofah Lad thought Mendacious Mitt won the debate?
This is my favourite story of the week: Dinesh D’Souza was caught sharing a hotel room with his fiancee, even though he’s still married to another. So Fox “News” allows him the opportunity to lay out his side of the story in an editorial. He denied having an affair with “Denise” but then said that he broke off the engagement because he didn’t realize one couldn’t be engaged while still married. By the end of the week he resigned as president of The King’s College, a New York City evangelical school. However, the only real question is why would Fox “News” allow someone to use its web site to deny charges like this? Could it have anything to do with that bullshit documentary which trashes President Obama with a non-ending series of lies?
What does that even mean? “Won the debate, but lost the argument”??? Oh, I get it! He didn’t lie as well ads Mendacious Mitt.
TRANSLATION: Had it not been for Candy Crowley Mendacious Mitt might have gotten away with his lies.
I have NEVER seen Fox “News” promote a pro-Obama advert, but they will give FREE “in kind” promotions to anti-Obama adverts all day long.
I guess only polls that put Mendacious Mitt ahead are not skewed. Makes sense.
Which only proves that Chris Christie is smarter than he looks.
From News Busters? What about all thos fake focus groups belonging to Frank Luntz?
This is the closest you’ll ever get to seeing KKKarl Rove admit that he’s behind American Crossroads and the $300,000,000.00 million dollars his 2 SuperPACs are spending to influence the 2012 election and he
doesn’t even admit it here, let alone on Fox “News,” which hides this massive conflict of interest.
What’s so funny about an URL?
How many subpoenas can Issa issue? Even before he arrived in Washington after the last
election he promised he would subpoena anything that moved. At least he kept that promise.
If KKKarl Rove says it, it must be true because he has no stake in the outcome, right?

Oh, lookie: They breitbarted the President again by taking his words out of context.
Many papers have endorsed President Obama, but Fox “News” has yet to pass any of those along.
TRANSLATION: Who knew Mendacious Mitt could read jokes written by someone else?
Yeah, President Obama was more self-depricating, so that’s what Doocy will highlight. If he was being honest (but he never is) he would also admit that Mittens threw far more jocular punches at President Obama than the other way around.
Well, even evil robots can deliver lines written for him by other comedians.
Because everyone knows that ratings equal quality, said no one ever.
Here’s your morning cheesecake.
Counting down . . .
Call me crazy, but I want a country where lying isn’t practiced by the Republican candidate for president.
Now he’s old enough to wear long pants.
What you are not being told by Fox “News” (and you knew they left something out, right?) is that
this came AFTER Mendacious Mitt’s son said he wanted to punch President Obama in the face.
A variation on Watters World. They found college kids who didn’t know all the nuances of the attack in Benghazi. I bet they could do the same thing with adults and the only people who would know anything about the Benghazi attack would be people who watch Fox “News.” And, they’d get it wrong just like Mendacious Mitt because Fox “News” lies.
Something tells me Geraldo Rivera is not a fan of Mendacious Mitt’s policies on immigration.
Which is what will make the last debate fun to watch, to see what Mendacious
Mitt steps in this time and whether he can get it off his expensive shoes.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!
Because we all know that body language will determine who wins the election, said no one ever.
A documentary called “Special Report Investigates: Death and Deceit in Benghazi”
wouldn’t be slanted at all, especially on the “Fair and Balanced” network.
The parents of the other people who were killed in Benghazi have asked that people not turn this into a political
football, but Fox “News” is going to exploit this mother’s pain and anguish to politicize the deaths in Benghazi.
Fox “News” is going to make sure that every member of its brain dead audience has been brainwashed
into accepting the Fox “News” created lies that place all the blame at President Obama’s doorstep.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!
TRANSLATION: We invented new information this morning and we will spin it for you.
I don’t think I want to know.
A reminder: This was said after Mendacious Mitt’s son threatened to punch President Obama in the face.
Izzat what you kidz are calling it these days?
Sorry, Charlie. So far, there is no proof that anyone lied, but keep trying.
Lila Rose?!?!?! Keep trying Fox “News.”
In your face, GOP!!!
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!! Oh, wait! Be outraged! Be very outraged!!!
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!
Who is cooking the statistics? Oh, CNS? Then they can be ignored.
Did they leave out the speech in Las Vegas again, where President Obama called it an act of terror again?
REMEMBER: It’s only a skewed poll if President Obama is in the lead.
“QUCK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!! At this totally denied by the White House story.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

What woukd we do without Bully Boy Bolling’s daily countdown?
By the end of the week, this was the new Fox “News” meme: The government
COULD have prevented the attack in Benghazi, but was too slow to act.
Would you be surprised to learn that the promos do not defend Candy Crowley’s debate performance?
It merely promoted that Candy Crowley of CNN moderated the debate and works at CNN.
How ironic is this: Eva Longoria became Enemy Number One for retweeting something someone else wrote,
but totally ignored in the kerfuffle was her prayers for the victims of the mall shooting near Milwaukee.
Fox tumbler? Say it ain’t so!
Bully Boy Bolling makes a solemn promise.
Fox “News” just loves to find ways to denigrate Sandra Fluke.
No sense waiting for the outcome of the several investigations before apportioning blame.
Because the White House denied what Fox “News” thought would be a gotcha story, they shift to a gotcha story against the NYTs.
Because 5 days worth of their bullshit just isn’t enough.
See?
 And that brings us to the end of another edition of The Fox News Spin Cycle. Tune in next week when Fox “News” will be forced to WHITEwash whatever mistakes Mendacious Mitt makes at tonight’s debate.