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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Howdy Headliners. Today’s birthday is Rockpile’s Dave Edmunds, born on this day in 1944. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear are the twin tragedies of the RMS Titanic (1912) and the Boston Marathon Bombing (2013). Let’s review some of those other events:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

Check Out Finland’s New
Graphic Gay Bondage Stamps

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Obama Selects First Openly Gay
Episcopal Bishop to Lead Easter Prayer

JEWS IN SPACE:

Casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson pledges
over $16 million for Israeli moon mission

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

THE REICH WING PUSHES THE BIG LIES:

From Death Panels To Death Spirals: The Right-Wing
Media’s Epic Five-Year Health Care Disinformation Campaign

FREE THE WEED!!!

Maryland Decriminalizes Marijuana Possession

Push to legalize recreational
marijuana in Lapeer

This Is What The World’s Most ‘Perfect’ Marijuana High Would Feel Like

COPS GONE WILD:

Albuquerque’s long history of
police abuse, cover-up and scandal

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

In mix-up, woman pregnant with other couple’s twins

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

U.S. Airways just sent
out the worst tweet in
the history of Twitter

Teens Are Leaving
Facebook For Facebook

DR. DONG. CALLING DR. DONG!

Doctors remove skipping
rope from man’s urethra

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Spurious Cattle Conspiracy Dodges
Facts But Still Lands On Fox News

Debunked Theory Accused Sen. Harry Reid Of
Collaborating With Chinese Firm In Corrupt “Land Grab”

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Hubble stretches stellar tape
measure 10 times farther into space

NASA Cassini Images May
Reveal Birth of a Saturn Moon

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of Butch Cassidy, born on this day in 1866. He knew a thing or two about the Headlines of Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSTRUCTIONISTS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE GEORGE W. BUSH LEGACY:

Senate committee found CIA interrogations and detentions to be ‘brutal’ and urges administration to release report as quickly as possible.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

FROM THE HATERS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

CAN YOU DIG IT:

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Murdoch: Fox “Absolutely Saved” The GOP

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Hosts Ask “Who Cares” About Racism, Claim
Obama Administration Set Back National Racial Relations

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JERRY LEWIS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 12, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! It’s the birthday of Herbert Khaury, better know as Tiny Tim. He was particularly fond of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s tiptoe through today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Darrell Issa Started His IRS
Investigation Because Karl Rove
Was Denied Tax Exempt Status

GOP-ED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Not One Law Republicans Passed Has Helped America In Over Forty Years

VA GOP candidate: No incest
exception for abortion because
sometimes it’s ‘voluntary’

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Papyrus Mentioning Jesus’s Wife Is Likely Ancient and Not Fake, Scientists Say

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Vacationing Family Pulled Over, Handcuffed At Gunpoint By Air Force Base Security

FREE THE WEED!!!

Science is indisputable: Marijuana is medicine

The World’s Most Eco-Friendly Car: It’s Made Entirely From HEMP

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED. HUMAN HISTORY EVEN MORE SO:

Oldest Cave Paintings May
Be Creations of Neandertals,
Not Modern Humans

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

This Is the End of Facebook as We Know It

Twitter Just Bought a Startup
That Could Remake the Service

JIM DE MINT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Jim DeMint’s History Lesson

Jim DeMint Wrestles With History And Fails

What Plantation Is Jim DeMint Living On?

Right-Wing History Redo: ‘It Was Faith, Not
the Federal Government that Ended Slavery’

STEPHEN COLBERT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rush Limbaugh Blows a
Gasket and Claims Colbert
and CBS Have Declared
War on Conservatives

Will Colbert Use “The Late Show” To Save the World?

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly: Stephen Colbert
Is Destroying America

Stephen Colbert Explains Bill O’Reilly’s “Unified Theory Of Why Everything Is Going To Hell”
Colbert: O’Reilly Takes On “The Far Left’s Obsession
With Equality” With “Grievance Industry” Attacks

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

That ‘War on Fox’ Guy Is
Not Actually Running for
Congress as a Democrat

Fox Host Declares Bush
The Best At Dodging Shoes

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 11, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the birthday of Richard Berry, who wrote one of the most important songs — and depending on who you believe: the dirtiest song — in all of Rock and Roll. Let’s start with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Said, me gotta go . . . right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OUTRAGEOUS:

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

WATERGATE WATCH:

Did Roger Ailes Dupe James
Rosen, Or Did Rosen Dupe ‘Merka?

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

BULLY CORNER:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘IM!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 30, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! Today’s the birthday of painters Francisco Goya (1746) and Vincent van Gogh (1853). While their styles were quite different, they totally agreed on the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GIMME!!!

Republican Led Southern States
Dragging America Down By
Leeching Off Of Your Tax Dollars

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Hobby Lobby: A Mixture of
Racism and Xenophobia

TODAY’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM IN TEXAS:

FBI Smashes Alleged Radical-
Right Terror Plot in Texas

TODAY’S UFO IN TEXAS:

Mystery aircraft flying over Texas baffles aviation experts

1957’S UFO IN TEXAS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Why the surprise at learning how
much evangelicals hate gay people?

A Creationist Decided to Answer My 10 Questions and the Results are Hilarious

Pat Robertson Is Upset That Gay
People Are No Longer Stoned To Death

BROWSER BATTLES:

Mozilla’s bad week: Employees call for CEO Eich to step down, 3 board members leave

Employees Revolt Against Mozilla’s New Anti-Gay CEO; Demand He Resign

Gay Firefox developers boycott Mozilla to protest CEO hire

FREE THE WEED!!!

Hemp aid: US considers buying industrial cannabis from Ukraine to bolster its economy

Non-psychoactive CBD oil made from marijuana plants poised to be game-changer

Marijuana raid in Bates County
illustrates the evolution of an issue

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Police Mistake Tea Leaves
for Pot, Raid Ex-CIA

UVA Student Files $40 Million Suit Against ABC
Agents and State For Traumatic Sparkling Water Episode

CHRIS “CHRIS” CHRISTIE CORNER:

Five Takeaways From Christie’s Self-Exoneration Report

THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCHS:

What’s Really Behind the Koch Attacks on Democrats
Hint: it’s not about healthcare.

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race
War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

How a Florida Engineer Found
a Fatal Flaw in Chevy Cobalt

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Hello Headliners around the world — and to all the ships at sea. How are you celebrating the birthday of Jack Ruby, the man who launched a million conspiracy theories? That’s a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Ingham clerk asks
Holder for fed benefits
for married gay couples

MI Same-sex couples upset
agencies won’t recognize
marriages: ‘They’re putting
our rights in jeopardy’

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

WATCH: Leader Of The
KKK Cites ‘Boom In
Membership’ Since 2008

Belgian Newspaper Accused Of Racism For Picture Of Obama And Michelle As Apes

SCOTUS WATCH:

FREE THE WEED!!!

5 Pro-Pot Myths
That Must Be Busted

NJ Senator Wants To
Legalize Marijuana, Use
Tax To Pay For Roads

Who would support this crazy MoFo for president?
Why, it’s crazier MoFo Mark Koldys aka Johnny Dollar,
who went on to defend Fox News and cyber-bully me.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Christian Right Has Major
Role in Hastening Decline
of Religion in America

Taxpayers fund creationism
in the classroom

Stop giving equal time
to pseudo-science!

Pat Robertson Suggests a
Woman’s Atheism May
Be a Result of Rape or
Demonic Possession

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Why America’s Police Are Becoming So Militarized

THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The 5 most horrifically embarrassing cable news
stories about Malaysia Airlines

Mika Brzezinski Gets Fed Up With Joe Scarborough
On Air And Takes Him To News School

IN INNER SPACE:

Forgetting keeps us sane

IN OUTER SPACE:

Why ‘fireball season’ is so spectacular this year

Yes, “Cosmos” Fans,
Creationists Also Deny
the Science of Comets

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 23, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! You need not be a rocket scientist to know that today’s the birthday of ‘Merka’s favourite Nazi, Wernher von Braun. While Werner was directly responsible for many Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear, he’s indirectly responsible for what happened on this date in 1965 and 1983:

Without any further ado, whatever that is, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Why Are Black People
Nearly 4 Times as Likely
to Be Arrested for Weed?

‘Christian’ Militia Leader
NOW Networking Militias To Assassinate President Obama

IN LGBT NEWS:

LGBT community honors murdered lesbian
couple as investigation continues

FREE THE WEED!!!

NJ senator to introduce marijuana
legalization bill Monday

Michigan medical pot bills
would OK edibles, dispensaries

Colorado launches informational
marijuana website

Henry Ford’s Suppressed Hemp Car –
What We All Should Be Driving

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

LAPD Officer Raped Woman and then Dept.
Tried to Bury Case, Threatened her with Jail

A new lawsuit alleges that the Los Angeles police department
stonewalled a case of rape by one of its own.

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GULLIBLE:

Rand Paul’s “youth” snow job: Why he’ll never, ever, ever win over young voters

STREAMING OR STEAMING?

Netflix Just Opened the Door to
Paying ISPs More Access Fees

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Right Wing Billionaires Tell People Forget Income Inequality Worship Us Instead

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

2 Car Thefts Push WSU Board Member Kim Trent Closer To Leaving ‘My Beloved City’

IN INNER SPACE:

DNA Mugshots Possible

IN OUTER SPACE:

Now you see it: Nasa spots Martian
gully that formed in just three years

Just After It All Began, the Universe Sent
Us a Text Message. We Just Decoded It.

Phil Plait explains the universe’s sudden and dramatic
inflation…tiny fractions of a second after the Big Bang.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 16, 2014

Hello Headliners. Today is the birthday of funnyman Henny Youngman, born in 1906. Take the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, please:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Some White People Tried To Rally For Their Race Today

Shocking racist tweets follow
high school basketball
win by all-white team

The White Man March, Which Is Almost Exactly What It Sounds Like, Is Coming to New York

Taking on the Trolls:
Why the Online Race-Hatred Against First Nations?

Paul Ryan To Smooth Things Over With
Black Leadership After ‘Inner City’ Remark

How the Irish Became White? Paul Ryan’s Ugly
Public Embrace of Anti-Black Racism and Eugenics

IN LGBT NEWS:

Slán Go Fóill! Sponsors Flee Boston’s Homophobic St. Patrick’s Day Parade

WAIT!!! WHAT???

Man Tapes Himself Molesting Street Signs – 2 Years of
Video Footage Found

Model Sues Playboy for Letting Golfer Drive Ball Off Her Butt

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Alabama children’s pastor tells police he ‘cannot remember’ how many boys he molested

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

No CEOs paid price for 2008 meltdown. Here’s why:

The U.S. financial sector drained taxpayers of $12.6 trillion in bailouts and more than 8 million jobs in North America. Why have no top CEOs gone to jail?

FREE THE WEED!!!

Tim Skubick: Marijuana decriminalization or legalization could pop up on many local ballots in 2014

Brutal press release from
Health Canada shows their
disdain for cannabis medicines
and patients in need


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Former Palmdale deputy
pleads to rape, bribery

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Letterman to O’Reilly
on Beyoncé Obsession:
‘You Just Found Something
to Whine About’

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Jon Stewart flattens Fox News’ Eric Bolling for trying to ‘school’ him on shaming the poor

Fox News’ Attempt To ‘School’ Jon Stewart On Food Stamp Abuse Blows Up On Them


Jon Stewart Hits Back At Fox Host For
Trying To ‘School’ Him On Food Stamps

◄ BONUS VIDEOS DU JOUR ►

Chow Mein and Bolling
A retired Not Now Silly series which made fun of Eric Bolling, until it wasn’t fun anymore.

IN OUTER SPACE:

Have we found a message from the dawn of time?
‘Major discovery’ set for Monday could give scientists their first glimpse of the birth of the universe

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 14, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s all relative, but Albert Einstein would have been 135 years old today, had he not died in 1955. He loved the Headlines Du Jour in yesteryear’s space-time:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Eight More Couples Sue Florida to Recognize Gay Marriages From Other States

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Sex charge dropped; state
says ex-coach entrapped

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Jim Brown Says Slavery
Wasn’t So Bad. And That’s
Bad News for the GOP

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

Christie to Town Hall
Hecklers: ‘Sit Down and
Keep Quiet or Get Out!’

FREE THE WEED!!!

Seth Rogen Rattles Off Many of the
Celebs with Whom He’s Smoked Weed

Legislation legalizing
marijuana in Maryland killed

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hundreds of Belgians flock to
glowing Virgin Mary statue

Noah ‘won respect of animals by fighting them’

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Blasts Russell Simmons for Being ‘Too Frightened to Answer’ Questions

TV Host Bill O’Reilly: Beyonce’s ‘Partition’ Video May Cause ‘Unwanted Pregnancies’

Hey, Bill O’Reilly and David Gergen! You
Should Really Hear Abe Lincoln’s Fart Joke

Fox News has an “Angry Grandpa” freakout:
Obama is making them irrelevant

O’Reilly’s upset that Democrats can reach young non-cable
viewers because it’s dooming his network — and his party

IN OUTER SPACE:

ESO’s Very Large Telescope spots largest yellow hypergiant star

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Happy Birthday, Albert!!!

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, February 26, 2014

We can blame this for Sarah Palin.

Today you can pull on your jeans one leg at a time, because it’s the birthday of Levi Strauss, born on this day in 1829. He would have loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

1815Napoleon Bonaparte escapes from Elba.
1917 – The Original Dixieland Jass Band records the first jazz record, for the Victor Talking Machine Company in New York.
1920 – The first German Expressionist film and early horror movie, Robert Wiene‘s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, receives its première in Berlin.
1935Adolf Hitler orders the Luftwaffe to be re-formed, violating the provisions of the Treaty of Versailles.
1952Vincent Massey is sworn in as the first Canadian-born Governor-General of Canada.

Here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour:


LGBT NEWS:

Fox News Criticizes The Anti-Gay “Jim Crow
Laws” It Helped Promote

Challenged By Anderson Cooper To Provide One Example To Justify Anti-Gay Bill, Arizona Senator Comes Up Empty

Pat Buchanan Says Conservative Christians Are True Victims in Arizona

GOP Lobbyist Behind Anti-Gay NFL Bill Has A Gay Brother

Black Gays Make Up Largest Share Of LGBT Community, Survey Shows

TODAY IN HEALTH CARE:

Father delivers baby after hospital staff abandons him

TODAY’S EDITION OF COPS GONE WILD, THE CANADIAN EDITION:

Hamilton police sergeant pleads guilty to sexual charges

COLD CASE FILE SOLVED:

A 45-Year Old Jimi Hendrix Photo Mystery Gets Solved


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

“Welcome To Obama’s America,” Where You Can Use Food Stamps At Strip Clubs, According To Fox

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly calls on
Panetta to testify (again) on Benghazi

Bill O’Reilly asks about La Jolla’s seals

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Watch: FOXNews’s Megyn Kelly is Forced
to Cut Off an Obamacare Truth-Teller

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