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Time to delve back into Bizarro World, aka Fox “News” for another look at what’s wrong with this world. This was the week where Mendacious Mitt Romney stumbled badly. He was just coming off his idiotic comments about Libya, when he mixed up the timeline and then blamed President Obama for siding with the terrorists. People were still complaining about that when a secretly recorded tape was released, in which Mittens wrote off 47% of the country as shiftless, lazy moochers who he had already written off. Consequently, the Fox “News” Spin Cycle went into overdrive, WHITEwashing the record for Mitty, hoping none of its brain dead viewers would turn on any other channels and learn the truth. Which is why this series exists.

BTW: I am still trying to find a single tweet, or facebook update, from Fox “News” that is positive to President Obama or, at the very least, neutral. I think I might be wasting my time. What do you think?

Mendacious Mitt wants to go to war against all kids of nations in the Middle East, but Fox “News” will never tell you about that.

An article that blames the protestors, but makes no mention of Lyin’ Ryan’s lying lies.

WAIT!!! WHAT??? How did this get in here? Reading the article, however, makes one think Mendacious Mitt is still ahead where it counts.

There was no mention of the ugly hate speech that comes from the Voter Value Summit and how ashamed the GOP should be at even being associated with such an organization.

The problem of poverty? Too many poor people! This is just one way that Fox “News” tried to cover for Mendacious Mitt’s 47% comments.

I’d rather roll Clayton Morris. Who’s with me on this?

Bully Boy Bolling is, for once, not blaming ALL Muslims, just radical ones. That won’t last long.

Personally I believe it’s because no one would sleep with such an opinionated idiot, but that’s just me.

No mention that this is one of the SuperPACs controlled by KKKarl Rove, spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to game this election.

And Mendacious Mitt was doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. It’s as if these people have never heard of “timed tweets,” which are set up hours, or days, in advance.

When Fox “News” hosts a Democratic candidate they never promote it like this.

Hot Air is the appropriately named web site started by sneer-machine Michelle Malkin.

What’s going on in the Middle East is far more complicated than one bite of a speech from 5 years ago would indicate

Loofah Lad only likes the Middle East because that’s where the best falafels come from.

There’s always more to these stories than Fox “News” is prepared to tell. However, it fits in with their “War Against Christians” story line they love to sell.

Oy vey!!!

I’d rather see a post on how Fox “News” made hate fashionable.

Every once in a while Fox “News” gives us a distraction.

Once again Falafel King is taking a complex sitch-eee-ay-shun and trying to simplify it for his simpleton audience. The attacks on the embassies in the Middle East have more to do with radical Muslims versus moderate Muslims, but that doesn’t fit the Fox “News” story line, so you’ll never hear it there.

Sudan expresses its sovereignty; Fox “News” gets pissed off.

A totally bullshit report from the totally bullshit News Busters.

One quote, taken out of context, is elevated to a national story.

Normally Fox “News” would would not be quoting the Libyan president. However, this feeds right into its story line.

Not to forget there was a teachers strike in Chicago and the teachers MUST be denigrated because they’re in a union.

However, the Wall Street Journal, and Fox “News” (both owned by Rupert Murdoch) will never tell you that KKKarl Rove has two SuperPACs, spending as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t seem to think Progressives are patriotic, which is awfully unpatriotic of him.

This will be helpful.

Where’s the morning cheesecake pic?

I guess Wretched Gretched has more info than anyone. She’ll answer the question herself.

Bully Boy Bolling wants President Obama to go all Bully Boy on the world. That’ll be helpful.

This was just days before Rick Santorum threw in the towel and became a lobbyist for Big Banks. However, early in the week he was all for starting a war with Iran.

If there’s any fairness in the world it would be to have Laura Ingraham’s mouth sewn shut, but that ain’t happening either.

Another “action verb” that Fox Nation loves to throw around that bears NO RELATIONSHIP to what actually happened.

This was an interview that blamed President Obama for everything, including the surge in gun sales.

If anyone knows pond scum, it’s Bully Boy Bolling.

More of Donald Trump bloviating on things he knows nothing about. However, because he blames President Obama for everything that has gone wrong in the world, he’s on Fox “News” show Fox and Friends every Monday.

However, if one watches the video it was Soledad O’Brien who vaporized Peter King, who was reduced to shouting, “I don’t care what the fact checkers say.”

Sad Sarah, ‘Merka’s favourite victim, has found a new way to attack Joe McGinniss, who moved in next door to her to write a book about the Wasilla Hillbillies.

However, no word on the several imitations of Mendacious Mitt.

I believe ANYBODY that contradics Fox “News” and Bully Boy Bolling.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“That’s how we can blame it on President Obama!”

“Because she wouldn’t put out. I had blue balls and everything,” Crowder confesses to no one.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh! We just did!”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Finding stupid protestors saying stupid things has become a cottage industry for Fox “News.”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Or is Fox “News” attacking President Obama for things he has no control over and the rest of the media refuses to play along? Here’s what is ironic: Because Fox “News” has the highest viewership of all the cable news channels, Fox “News” IS the mainstream media. However, it suits its story line to play the underdog.

QUICK! Look over there!

Congress could also go to the moon, but it won’t.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

I have yet to see Fox “News” promoting an advert from President Obama. But, here’s a free commercial for Mendacious Mitt.

Loofah Lad thinks that ‘Merkins are too stupid to understand that President Obama is destroying the country. However, the Falafel King will set them all straight.

Because everyone knows that Liz Cheney is Fair and Balanced.

Another action verb. However, see how Fox “News” frames it? It’s Mendacious Mitt going after the dependent voters, not Mittens writing off 47% of the country.

It’s not cheesecake without the legs.

No, really, cheesecake requires legs, at the very least.

There ya go!!!

That’s why the viewers tune in. Certainly you don’t think it’s for the trenchant political analysis?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

I think it’s a bad idea for Loofah Lad because he’s not nearly as smart as Jon Stewart.

Laura Ingraham is one of those Conservatives who have been trashing Mendacious Mitt’s stumbling on the campaign trail. Pass the popcorn.

Just another way to attack the ACLU, which Fox “News” hates. However, did you know that Sean “Scammity” Hannity once used the ACLU to win a lawsuit?

Until this late night presser, Fox “News” hadn’t even acknowledged that there had been a secret tape in which Mittens trashed 47% of the ‘Merkin populace. And, even after this late night presser, in which Mendacious Mitt sought to control the damage from his honest remarks that he never thought would see the light of day, Fox “News” didn’t play the secret tape. That’s one way to cover up for Mendacious Mitt.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This comes from The Daily Caller’s Conspiracy machine and is a total misreading of events. However, Media Matters for America has long been a thorn in the side of Fox “News” because it presents the truth of Fox “News” lies.

If Fox “News” has its way, you’ll answer yes. That’s why its reporting is slanted in that direction.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Rumsfeld is. Nothing was said about terror attacks when Dubya was POTUS because that doesn’t advance the Fox “News” story line.

Laura Ingraham clearly is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is.

Because we know how Fair and Balanced Netanyahu is on the topic of Iran.

Short answer: NO!

A book called “Our Sarah”??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is she still considered a Fox “News” personality?

Bully Boy Bolling walked back these remarks, but it was too late because Reich Wing cranks have alreay been spreading them around the innertubes.

More promotion for the campaign of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan. What you’ll never hear on Fox “News” is how the GOP built that debt.

That’s NOT really what the emails show. The emails show Media Matters asking the DOJ to confirm or deny certain untruths from Fox “News.” And, whaddaya know, they were all untruths.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on First Lady Obama?”

Another video of stupid Jesse Watters finding stupid people saying stupid things. “QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

After Scammity’s done, his viewers will think this is the smartest thing Mendacious Mitt has ever said.

But Fox “News” will never tell its viewers that Eric Holder was absolved of responsibility in the gun-walking scandal, contrary to the story line it’s been pushing for months and months.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced pretend-Democrat Doug Schoen is.

Drudge Report deceptively edits President Obama’s remarks and Fox “News” runs with it, hoping to get everybody to forget about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks. BTW: Deceptively editing a tape is now call “Doing a Breitbart.”

Then Fox “News” brings on Mendacious Mitt for a softball interview in which he gets to comment on the “Breitbarted” video.

As always, it’s more about what The Falafel King edited out of the interview than what he left in.

If anyone knows how to create wealth, it’s Mendacious Mitt: Step One: Hide money off shore. Step Two: Claim everything as Capital Gains taxes. Step Three: Excoriated those 47% of fools who pay more in taxes than he does.

While, at the same time, New Jersey is about to get its credit rating downgraded. But that’s an inconvenient piece of information, so Fox “News” won’t tell its brain dead audience about that.

There’s just a hint of leg showing, which is a teaser for all of those who are hoping for their cheesecake shot of the morning.

And for those who are hoping to lay down with their cheesecake shot of the morning . . .

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is. Why it was only a few weeks ago that he said President Obama is holding Secretary of State Hilary Clinton hostage and will murder her if President Bill Clinton doesn’t toe the line in his DNC speech.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Mark Steyn is.

Here’s the question I want to see Dr. Keith answer: “I watch Fox “News” every hour of every day and believe everything I hear on Fox “News.” Am I normal or nuts?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Trump is.

Of course to hear Loofah Lad tell it, Mendacious Mitt is all about truth and the folks need to pay heed.

Fox “News” outsourcing its trashing of the ACLU to a father who is pissed, because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Pat Buchanan is.

Now Judge Nap is taking the “Breitbarted” video and making up shit about it.

Who is this writing who calls Cal Thomas a “friend and colleague”? Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Cal Thomas is.

Believing the lies on Fox “News.” Normal or nuts?

Fox “News” is hoping you will be after it plays the “Breitbarted” video enough times to get its audience to forget all about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks.

Nobody should be surprised Fox “News” is playing a “Breitbarted” video to attack President Obama.

Even when KKKarl Rove is promoting a Crossroads campaign video, he won’t tell you how this is one of his own SuperPACs, which are spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This how Fox “News” tries to make it sound as if it is the only station which will tell the ‘Merkin people the truth, when all it does is lie.

These are just some of the comments left on the Andrea Mitchell thread. Right on cue the Fox “News” brain dead viewers say the most hateful things against her.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Eric Cantor is.

Yet nothing on how Eric Holder was exonerated by the same Justice Department report.

Yet nothing on KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

Yet, still nothing on how this report exonerated Eric Holder.

I don’t know whether it was a mistake to start following Judge Nap because he’s not just a Conservative fool, he’s a Libertarian fool who thinks he’s the only smart one in the room.

That’s why he and John Stossel were made for each other.

Sort of???

Mark :Levin referred to as “The Great One” by Sean Scammity? My head’s gong to explode.

He’s not only gaming the election, he’s gaming the numbers. And, Fox “News” still won’t tell you how he’s spending up to $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election.

By “Taliban Lawyer” what they really mean is a lawyer who defended someone accused of a crime, just like the Constitution allows for a fair trial. However, Fox “News” will trash him anyway.

But wait!!! Wasn’t that in 2007 under Dubya’s administration? Why not mention that?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rep. Allen West is.

Released from Gitmo in 2007 under the Dubya administration. “QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

KKKarl Rove won’t admit two things: 1). That his SuperPACs are spening as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections; 2). He’s already started to scale back advertising for Mendaciosu Mitt because he knows he’s going to lose. He is now concentrating the bucks on Senate and House races.

It turns out that President Obama wasn’t meeting with a pirate at all, which makes this the Fox “News” Lie of the Week™.

Fox “News” wants its brain dead viewers to forget how the GOP has been waging a War on Women. so it’s called FREEDOM instead.

How many of them met with pirates, Wretched Gretched?

Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!!

Did Jewel meet with a pirate?

No he didn’t. He backtracked and said he was representing 100% of the population.

No kidding, Wretched Gretched? Why didn’t you ever tell your brain dead viewers that, after pumping the story all morning long?

“Brain dead” describes the typical Fox “News” viewer. More projection, Scammity?

Why is that, Loofah Lad? It’s not like David Letterman is a pirate, or anything.

This was the #2 Fox “News” Lie of the Week™. A poorly sourced story from the NYPost about a ridiculous idea that no one has ever considered.

Fox “News” has long had a “mad on” for Oliver Stone, so this is his just desserts.

Where’s the admission that KKKarl Rove is spending up to $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections?

You mean that Gitmo detainee that Dubya released in 2007?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rudy “a noun, a verb and 9/11” Giuliani is.

But he hasn’t stuck to his guns, which makes this the #3 Fox News Lie of the Week™.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Todd Starnes and Michelle Malkin are. What Fox “News” won’t show is the Mendacious Mitt campaign flag where the starts have been replaced by the “R” Romney logo.

I think they meant he was having a hot flash.

Hoo boy! What a total misreading of another President Obama quote.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced these Three Stooges are.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Newt Gingrich is.

Oh, that’s so clever. Lookie: Bully Boy Bolling tried to make a funny again. How about that Mendacious Mitt campaign flag that replaces the stars with Rs? [Hey, that rhymes!]

And, that’s how the week ended, with more Fox “News” lies than you can shake a stick at, which is what I do every week with the Fox “News” Spin Cycle. Get ready for next week’s stick, because Fox “News” is getting more and more desperate in WHITEwashing everything negative about Mendacious Mitt and lying about President Obama.

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One of the things I learned from my decade working in a tee vee newsroom is something that EVERYONE should understand: It’s not just about what a news station broadcasts; often what’s more telling is what a station neglects to broadcast. Fox “News” NEVER appears to broadcast anything positive about President Obama. However, if some whack-job that no one has ever heard of says something negative, Fox “News” will turn it into a national news story.

It’s the same with these updates I have been obsessively collecting. I make this solemn promise to my faithful readers: If Fox “News” ever sends out a message that’s POSITIVE to President Obama, I will give it a blog post all on it’s own. However, don’t hold your breath.

Meanwhile, let’s take another trip to Bizarro World.

Oh! My!! Sides!!! This followed Chuck “1,000 years of darkness” appearing all over the Fox “News” Schedule.

Would Dubs the Dog ever ride on top of Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris’ car? Just asking.

After Dubs the Dog appears on Fox and Friends, another plug for Dick “Hire A Hooker” Morris’ book.

Another book promo. What is this, the Oprah Book Club?

Two reasons Fox “News” is promoting this 60 Minutes interview: 1). To get viewers to forget they outed this Navy Seal’s real name and where he lived; 2). He said negative things against President Obama.

Oh, look: President Obama made a slip-of-the0tongue. Lket’s trash him.

Playing President Obama against his former Chief of Staff. It’s a win/win for Fox “News.”

Making it seem that John Schneider was only on Fox & Friends to promote a movie, but he was also there to bash President Obama. Don’t forget the Fox “News” credo: Who cares what celebrities have to say? Unless, of course, they are part of the Right Wing.

Hoo boy!!!

Hoo boy!!!

This book has worse to say about the Republican leadership in the House, but you’d never know that by watching Fox “News.” And “devastates”???  Oh, please. Just another one of those action verbs Fox “News” likes to throw around when the evidence is very different.

However, the GOP is going on vacation until after the election. Really!!!

You just can’t make this up: To Bully Boy Bolling EVERYTHING is President Obama’s fault.

“QUICK! How can we use the weekly Loofah Lad quiz to bash the administration?”

Who cares what Snoop Lion said in Toronto? Fox “News” cares because it’s another way to play the Race Card.

Another crappy article that Fox “News” wants to elevate into a national news story because it trashes President Obama.

Why is Fox “News” skipping the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama?

Who cares what that Fat Fuck says? Oh, Fox “News” cares because it trashes President Obama.

Bully Boy Bolling decides what’s importantv and what’s not.

Once again there was a missed opportunity to reveal KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

While on the surface this might look like a positive message about President Obama, one click will disprove that notion.

If Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly thinks trashing President Obama will win the election for Mendacious Mitt, he is making a major mistake.

Why is Fox “News” not tgelling us about KKKarl Rove’s massive $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest? Because it’s not in their interests.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

The only reason Juan Williams felt the need to post this poll is because he was trashed without mercy for speaking the truth.

Bully Boy Bolling never misses an opportunity to politicize something.

I have decided not to use, or make fun of, any of the other solemn messages from Fox “News” personalities. However, Bully Boy Bolling is in  class by himself.

Making fun of Liberals, one ambush interview at a time.

It’s not just books that Fox and Friends are promoting. Are they getting money for these advertisements?

Here’s another one. Hoo boy!!!

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing.

More POTUS bashing, even though Juan Williams attempts to provide SOME balance.

More POTUS bashing.

The first sentence is either a typo or someone is hoping people are not reading closely. Meanwhile, more POTUS bashing.

“QUICK! How can we bash unionism?”

This isn’t from Fox “News” but it a correct assessment of what Fox “News” was doing on the SOLEMN 11th Anniversary of the 9/11 attack.

Because, of course, it wasn’t enough that he appeared on Fox and Friends, Fox and Friends Weekend twice, and The Huckleberry Hound Show. Now it’s time for him to bring his “1,000 years of darkness if President Obama is reelected” bullshit to the laughingly labelled “No Spin Zone” where it’s all SPIN.

Once again there will be nothing said about KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

There was a whole day of using Israel to bash President Obama, before the murders of the ‘Merkin Ambassador in Libya changed the narrative.

Sorry to keep repeating myself: KKKarl Rove will discuss a lot of shit, but will never admit his massive $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

Using Israel to bash President Obama.

He didn’t. President Obama was quoting someone else’s words, but Fox “News” will take any opportunity to play the Race Card.

Even though the governors of many states asked for this, Republicans are going to make sure it doesn’t happen and Fox “News” is going to use it to bash President Obama.

Say it along with me: Fox “News” will never mention KKKarl Rove’s HUGE $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

However, one click and you’d see how Fox “News” did everything in its power to minimize the hate expressed against this pizza shop owner.

Did you wonder where Mendacious Mitt picked up his lie? Fox “News” said it first and Mittens just repeated it.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on Obamacare?”

Now that there’s been a confirmed death, Fox “News” has moderated its message. Too bad Mendacious Mitt didn’t follow this example as well.

Too bad Kraut the Hammer didn’t moderate his message either.

This Hollywood Reporter story is all bullshit. It quotes the filmmaker, who is upset that the White House has fact-checked this piece of shit movie.

More President Obama trashing.

What happens when two Right Wing wingnuts meet a Right Wing wingnut? They take souvenir pictures.

Fox and Friends First has been skipping the morning cheesecake photo, but they haven’t completely forgot their fans that have a leg fetish.

“Quick! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“That’s how we can blame it on President Obama!!!” Bully Boy Bolling never disappoints.

Another book promotion. I sure hope Wretched Gretched is getting paid for this.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh, right! We already have.”

“QUICK! How can we attack Unionism?”

The last person I would ever take election advice from is Sarah Palin.

The Daily Caller has become Obama Conspiracy Central. Here’s another pile of crap.

The next person I would never take advice from is Senator John McCain, who foisted Sarah Palin on ‘Merka in the first place.

TRANSLATION: “We here at Fox “News” can’t get enough of Chuck Norris.

Now Bill “Loofah Lad” repeats Palin’s nonsense.

Just another way to bash President Obama.

Lyin’ Ryan is using this tragedy for political purposes.

Using the tragedy of 9/11 for political purposes.

Using this tragedy for political purposes.

Using this tragedy for political purposes, but then Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t know to do anything different.

Using this tragedy for political purposes.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we get Rep. Allen West to blame this on President Obama?”

Bill the “Falafel King” just can’t quit Sandra Fluke. I think he really loves her.

“QUICK! How can we get someone else to blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Of course KKKarl Rove, aka Turd Blossom (that was George W Bush’s nickname for him. Really!), will trash the POTUS, but will NEVER explain his $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? We can’t? Then we will blame it on the Nanny State. Close enough!”

No one airbrushes history like KKKarl Rove, who has still not admitted his $100,000,000.00 conflict of interest.

Using this tragedy to bash President Obama.

Using this tragedy to play politics AND bash President Obama.

How did your God like your Makris confession. Loofah Lad?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’m sure when KKKarl Rove is done spinning this the only voters President Obama will have left are welfare cheats and … oh wait!!!

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

I’d still rather have President Carter to a President Romney.

Yet, Fox “News” has NEVER pointed out all of the Mendacious Mitt gaffes from just this week.

Oh, lookie: Fox “News” finally found one poll that agrees with its viewpoint.

That sounds Fair and Balanced, doesn’t it?

“QUICK! How fast can we get Kraut the Hammer to blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How fast can we find a newspaper to blame this on President Obama?”

This was an interview that Fox “News” wishes would go down the memory hole because Chris Walace disagreed with the Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends and how they were framing the issue to bash President Obama.

Wake me up when Fox “News” decides to send out something positive to President Obama.

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With the start of a new week, it’s time to wrap up last week’s Fox “News” Spin Cycle. With the conventions over, and the lull of the weekend arrived, Fox “News” didn’t find it all that necessary to WHITEwash on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan. This is evidenced by the fact in the past 3 days I’ve collected less than half of the updates from Fox “News” than I did in a single day during the conventions. Yet, that doesn’t mean the Fox “News” Spin Cycle was idle. On the contrary. It just means the bullshit is more finely compacted. So, let’s put on our anti-gravity boots and take another trip to Bizarro World, where one cannot be assured of anything being FAIR & BALANCED.

I’m sure you’ll tell us, Wretched Gretched. And, I’m sure it won’t be a positive report.

Former Democratic Senator Evan Bayh is one of those squishy Dems Fox “News” loves, who can be counted on to barely defend Democrats. Furthermore, all questions are framed as anti-POTUS, so he’s climbing out of a hole before he even starts.

Those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends were almost gleeful in the hopes the jobs numbers would be bad. Fox “News”: Betting against the ‘Merkin people since President Obama was sworn into office.

KKKarl Rove and Fox “News” left a few things out during his appearance, like the fact that he has two SuperPACs spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama. Will Fox “News” ever tell us about his conflict of interest? Why should they? This deception and Lie of Omission is working out great for them.

Fox “News” SciTech just doesn’t seem to understand how to play the bash-POTUS game.

The job numbers were more favourable than Bully Boy Bolling had hoped, so the Bureau of Labor Statistics must be smeared as a “partisan” and #Criminal” outfit. When the job numbers favour Bully Boy’s preconception, he’ll tout the numbers happily.

Fox “News” has more than enough baggage for a 747. That’s why a web site like NewsHounds exists. Their motto: “We watch Fox so you don’t have to.”

Of course he did, because that’s what’s expected of him. He also trashed President Clinton’s speech, which everyone else thought was a home run. Charlie the Kraut Hammer called it “a giant swing and a miss.”

Another day at Fox “News” and another softball interview for Mendacious Mitt.

Forget that Fox “News” outed this author and revealed his real name and the city he lives in. Also forget that the Pentagon is alleging the author broke the law in writing this book. Just focus on the negative things found concerning President Obama.

Do the math Fox “News” because President Obama’s poll numbers are up despite the continued bashing you’re giving him.

A week ago Chuck Norris predicted “1,000 years of darkness” if President Obama is reelected. That made him a natural guest for those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends, who normally decry Hollywood celebrities who come out for President Obama. But because Chuck Norris said something hateful about the President of the United States,he needs to be booked ASAP, and as often as possible.

The Carmel Pine Cone? Are you kidding me? Bring back the empty chair.

Yet he’s got all that empty space between his ears in which to pack his clothes.

What would he say? I am on pins and needles waiting to see if he supports Mendacious Mitt.

Fox “News” has never liked fact checkers. That’s why a web site like NewsHounds exists. Their motto: “We watch Fox so you don’t have to.”

Because Former Democratic Senator gave the Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends exactly the kind of interview they had hoped, they promoted it later in the day.

I know I sounds like a broken record, but when will Fox “News” tell its low-information viewers that KKKarl Rove has a MASSIVE conflict of interest in that he’s spending more than $100,000,000 by his 2 SuperPACs to defeat President Obama?

This is not from Fox “News” but does concern it. Fox “News” reacted with typical snark, by saying it hoped R.E.M. enjoyed the publicity.

There is no low to which Fox “News” won’t go to trash the Democratic Party. It will never pass along anything positive said about the Democratic Party, however.

C’mon. Don’t make me laugh. No one’s afraid of Mendacious Mitt, except the fact-checkers who are forced to work overtime every time he opens his mouth.

I can be forgiven for thinking the headline referred to Gerald being diminished but still formidable. Right?

Now there’s a disinterested party. Word Salad Sarah never disappoints.

Mendacious Mitt is trying out a new variation of the “You didn’t build that” lie that Fox “News” created with deceptively edited remarks and that the GOP ran with. Mendacious Mitt is grasping at straws if he thinks he’ll sway any students.

That answers that question: Geraldo Rivera DOES still have a Fox “News” show.

However, Geraldo won’t stray too far from company store. Here he gives KKKarl Rove a chance to lie to his low-information radio audience without telling them that Rove is spending more than $100,000,000.00 in an attempt to defeat President Obama.

Fox “News” makes it look like Chuck Norris was on Fox and Friends to promote his movie, but he was really there to expand on his remarks that reelecting President Obama will plunge ‘Merka into “1,000 years of darkness.”

Friday was another day that Ainsley Earworm has not started the day by sending out a cheesecake pic of the day. Here’s a midday substitute.

I thought it was one perfect softball after another lobbed straight down the middle. Even so, Mendacious Mitt was unable to hit anything out of the park.

Is Fox “News” saying this is a bad thing, or a good thing? The link to CNS News is all the info one needs to determine that. Brent “Bozo” Bozell, founder of the Media Research Center, which is far to the right of Fox “News,” also founded CNS News, the motto of which is “The Right news. Right now.” Hoo boy!

In every other place in the reality-based community, Rush Limbaugh is a pariah. In Bizarro World, aka Fox “News,” anything Limpburger pulls out of his ass is worth passing along, provided it trashes Liberals, the rest of the media or the POTUS. Here’s a rare three-fer.

Everyone say it along with me: When will Fox “News” reveal KKKarl Rove’s egregious conflict of interest and mention he’s spending more than $100,000,000.00 from two SuperPACs in order to defeat President Obama?

Note Bully Boy Bolling’s FAIR & BALANCED reference to Capitalism vs Socialism. Only a feckless hack would try that trick.

Another morning when Bully Boy Bolling didn’t regale his sycophants with his exercise regimen. What’s up with that?

Charlie the Kraut Hammer is now just making shit up. There are no specifics in the GOP ticket, as evidenced on the Sunday talk shows when both Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan refused to give any details.

“QUICK! The job numbers are up. How can we blame President Obama? Oh, Breitbart has a 5 month old statistic? Let’s run with it.”

Too! Many!! Jokes!!!

After Chuck Norris made his hateful prediction that reelecting President Obama would plunge ‘Merka into “1,000 years of darkness,” he was a guest on Fox and Friends on Friday, then a guest on Fox and Friends Weekend on Saturday, and then a guest on The Huckleberry Hound show on Saturday. That’s what’s called “tripling down on hate.”

People to deadbeat Congressman Joe Walsh: Pay your child support!!!

And yet, Mendacious Mitt’s campaign operatives could only come up with one lie after another. That’s not fact-checking.

Oh great! Bully Boy Bolling is a sports fan too.

There’s the exercise regimen. Six miles of running and football. What a guy! He’s a guy’s guy. He’s Bully Boy Bolling.

I’m developing a theory about Bully Boy Bolling . . .

. . . that he starts drinking late in the day and . . .

. . . by evening he’s tanked up enough to start sending out his Bully Boy Bolling Bullshit™ to the world.

And that’s how the weekend ended, the same as how the previous two days of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle ended: Bully Boy Bolling drooling all over the internet.

Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

Thank goodness the political conventions are over. Due to its desire to either WHITEwash on behalf of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan or to trash President Obama, The Fox “News” Spin Cycle has been working furiously. Keeping up with the Fox “News” Tsunami of Bullshit™ has almost been a full time job. Hopefully, now that President Obama has given his acceptance speech of the Democratic nomination things will slow to a more normal Fox “News” River of Bullshit™.

Meanwhile, today as yesterday, this edition of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle is dedicated to Eric Bolling, known around these parts as Bully Boy Bolling. Yesterday he claimed he was taking notes on his whiteboard and promised he would fact-check President Clinton’s speech. His fact checking on The Five consisted of him saying, in essence, “This was a lie, that was a lie, this was a lie and that was a lie” without EVER telling his low-information audience what the truth might have been. Because Bolling knows that the fact-checkers have already checked Clinton’s facts and couldn’t find anything wrong. Consequently, Bully Boy Bolling couldn’t REALLY fact-check Clinton’s speech, but he could leave his low-information viewers with the impression that President Clinton lied, even if that wasn’t true.

And that’s why we call him Bully Boy Bolling.

Second day in a row there was no cheesecake shot from Ainsley Earworm, so I am recycling a non-cheesecake shot from yesterday.

Here’s Bully Boy Bollling’s BIG LIE. He never fact-checked anything, he just said it was a pack of lies. He wasn’t “crazy busy,” just crazy. #shamelessbullyboybolling

Everybody except Bully Boy Bolling, and the rest of Fox “News” thought he hit it out of the park.

Who cares?

Mendacious Mitt takes time out from his busy debate preparations to sit down for a softball interview from KKKampaign KKKarl KKKameron, who allowed him to lie shamelessly.

Two Conservatives and one ineffectual so-called Liberal. And that’s what FAIR & BALANCED looks like on Fox “News.”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President . . . We can’t? Never mind.”

You will never see an Independent who has decided to vote for President Obama on Fox “News” because it would spoil the propaganda.

He needs to give a speech. No big secret.

It’s not a hard sell. Very few Hispanics are supporting Mendacious Mitt.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Clinton? We can’t? Never mind.”

Remember when Bill “Loofah Lad” O’Reilly talked about all the chaos at the RNC? Me neither.

Todd Starnes used this amusing piece to take pot shots at tofu and arugula. HAW HAW HAW That’s a good one, Todd.

Yes, a funny new video that has been thouroughly debunked because the so-called President Obama voter was unmasked as a Florida GOP operative. These jokers can’t even lie good enough to not get caught.

The wall of “Fair and Balanced”??? OH! STOP!! MY!!! SIDES!!!!

Here’s the interview touted above. However, Fox “News” will never show someone who has decided to vote for President Obama after listening to Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan get caught in their lies.

Just a little something to distract the low-information viewer from the Fox “News” anti-Obama/pro Mendacious Mitt propaganda.

This clip turned a figure of speech into a threat to kill Mendacious Mitt.

Dickhead Morris. Toesucker Morris. Hooker-hiring Morris. Nuff said.

Define success.

As I’ve said before, the only time you’ll see Fox “News” mention Jon Stewart is when he’s attacking President Obama. However, he attacks Fox “News” far more often than he has commercial breaks, almost. That’s the real comedy.

Distraction from Obama-bashing. QUICK! Look over there!

KKKArl Rove promoting one of his full-of-crap Wall Street Journal columns. The WSJ has the same owner as Fox “News,” which is why neither have commented on Rove’s conflict of interest in spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

I’ll save you the trouble: Sean Hannity makes a cameo in the second part of the Ayn Rand movie “Atlas Shrugged.” Paul “Ayn” Ryan was unavailable.

Fox “News” spent more than 24 hours trying to make it sound as if the DNC moved the party indoors because there were too many empty seats. But, guess what? The weather turned to shit just like had been predicted and Fox “News” was forced to send this pile of crap into the memory hole.

More distraction from the Fox “News” propaganda machine. QUICK! Look over there!

Just more of KKKarl Rove’s misinformation campaign, while he never mentions his conflict of interest in spending more than $100,000,000.00 from his two SuperPACs to defeat President Obama.

While he’s 100% right, Fox “News” wants to make him sound like an extremist.

All Dems boo the inclusion of Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly into any civil discourse.

Is Geraldo Rivera still on Fox “News”???

Translation: We’ll be lying to our low-information viewers and trashing President Obama full-time.

Here’s Fox “News” doubling down on President Obama hate. What are the chances they won’t talk about Chuck’s prediction of 1,000 years of darkness if President Obama is reelected? One hundred percent, but I looked into the future. Also, please keep in mind that Fox “News” is constantly saying celebrity endorsements are useless when they are endorsements for the Democratic Party.

More of the Fox “News” disinformation propaganda campaign against President Obama.

More KKKarl Rove spreading his own disinformation on Fox “News,” while never admitting that his 2 SuperPACs spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

That’s not really how I interpreted the report, but Fox “News” needs to spread the bullshit frior to the jobs report.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President . . . What? Sarah Palin did what? She put a target on Gabby Giffords? Never mind.”

Now Kimberly Guilfoyle adds to the hilarity. Fair and Balanced? Only in Bizarro World.

I’m not sure what to make of this. Are they making fun of Eva Longoria, her working at Wendy’s when she was young, or Mendacious Mitt’s tax breaks for millionaires?

And then we FINALLY get to Bully Boy Bolling’s big contribution of the night. Oddly enough, he went into radio silence after I published The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Fourteen, where I made relentless fun of him from the previous night. However, he just can’t leave it alone and has to keep picking at that scab that is his brain. How can he even PRETEND to be Fair and Balanced after sending out crap like this?

I’m assuming Bully Boy Bolling talking about Vice President Joe Biden, but who knows? He has so many Democrats that he hates viscerally.

I’d rather listen to Gafftastic Vice President Joe Biden than Bully Boy Bolling baying at the moon.

That’s exactly how I feel when I am watching The Five, except Bully Boy Bolling is both Goofy and Dumbo.

Bully Boy Bolling has a real hate-on for the UAW and the auto industry apparently. #tryfair&balanced

That debate will be fun. Lyin’ Ryan will try to get away with his bullshit and Vice President Joe Biden will eviscerate him. Pass the popcorn.

Really, Bully Boy Bolling? Do we have to bring up how George W. Bush, after he had already declared war against bin Laden, outsourced the job and allowed him to get away in Tora Bora? Or, how about when a reporter asked Bush about bin Laden and he replied that he’s truly not concerned about bin Laden? You want to blame Clinton, you feckless hack???

The unedited screen cap at left is just to demonstrate how many messages Bully Boy Bolling was sending out in a short span of time. I have a very busy feed and there were no other messages to come between these three.

All independent economists have stated that for Mendacious Mitt to make his targets of keeping the Bush tax cuts on the top 1% he will have to raise the taxes on the Middle Class. Who needs truth serum, Bully Boy?

STOP THE PRESSES!!! Capitalism is dead!!! You are such a feckless bullshit artist, Bully Boy.

It’s not a falsehood, you lying MoFo.

More lies from Bully Boy Bolling, but if he says it’s a lie enough times his low-information sycophants might believe it. Hell, if he says it enough HE might even believe it. Let’s throw this up on the Wall of Fair and Balance, shall we?

Lookie: Bully Boy Bolling made a funny.

It’s a Bully Boy Bolling Two-Fer: Another attack against VP Biden, with an attack against Labour thrown in for good measure.

Even this kind of smear is beneath you, Bully Boy Bolling. I hope you’re proud of yourself, you feckless hack.

The Zombie Nation are those low-information viewers who watch Fox “News” and think it’s really Fair and Balanced.

It’s really laughable when Bully Boy Bolling, who proves in these messages he’s not Fair & Balanced, points to someone else for bias about a comment made years ago.

Bully Boy Bolling is still stewing over LAST NIGHT’S speech by President Clinton.

The unedited screen cap at left is just to demonstrate how many messages
Bully Boy Bolling was sending out in a short span of time. I have a
very busy feed and there were no other messages to come between these five.

Bully Boy Bolling will pull anything out of the time warp to smear President Obama.

Surely you’re not talking about Lyin’ Ryan, are you Bully Boy? The man seems incapable of telling the truth, as does Mendacious Mitt, for that matter.

See? No attack against President Obama is too low for Bully Boy to go.

When Bush was president Bully Boy Bolling always maintained that the president can do little to control the price of gas.

More attacks against Unionism and General Motors.

Wind and solar are not failed ideas, Bully Boy, but the breeze and the sun are not owned by corporate Fat Cats.

That’s so clever, Bully Boy.

Really? You are simply an idiot, Bully Boy. A feckless hack. A person who wouldn’t know Fair & Balanced if it bit you on your nose.

FINALLY! Now the adults can talk amongst themselves.

OOPS! I spoke too soon. He’s back!!!

Considering Tom Brokaw was admitted to hospital yesterday for accidentally taking a sleeping pill, this might be one of the most classless attacks Bully Boy Bolling has ever made. It turns out that Tom Brokaw is fine, but making fun of him to score political points is just more proof of Bolling getting into the gutter.

No! No more parting shots, you cheap shot artist.!!! Go to bed already!!!

Leave it to Fox “News” to give KKKarl Rove time to trash President Obama’s speech right after he gives it. What they will never do is tell you about Rove’s conflict of interest or his two SuperPACs that are spending more than $100,000,000.00 to defeat President Obama.

Surely writing the Fox “News” Spin Cycle will get easier from here on it. I hope.