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Judge Not 7 ► This Week’s Libertarian Lie

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Unretouched pic of Judge Andy from my tee vee screen

Another week has passed, as has some more hot air from our favourite Libertarian, Judge “Andy” Andrew Napolitano, the resident Fox “News” Senior Judicial Analyst and Scaremonger.

I’m doing the best that I can, but once again Judge Nap fell down on his end of the bargain. I was only able to collect 27 posts from the Laughing Libertarian this week, which makes it that much harder to bring the Fox “News” Snark. However, it also makes it that much faster to compile Judge Not.

I need to take the good with the bad. So do you. Here’s this week’s Judge Not.

Taxation can only be theft or slavery? Those are our only choices, Judge? What about the price of living in a free country? Notice that this is how Judge Nap chooses to promote his own his book. This is not merely publisher’s publicity bumph. He really believes that shit.

I’d sign a petition to outlaw lies on so-called “news” networks like the one they have in Canada. Are you with me, Judge? Judge? Are you there? Whaddaya say? No more lies?

Because asking millionaires and billionares to chip in a little more is tantamount to theft or slavery. Right, Judge?

As we have discussed before, Judge Nap: facebook is a private company and can do what it wants. Mostly it reacts to user complaints and some faceless bureaucrat is forced to make a snap decision, some of which are just plain wrong. So, whaddaya wanna do about it, Judge?

An interesting question: Can parents violate the privacy rights of their own children? Judge Nap seems to think it’s boilerplate unconstitutional. I think it’s a question worth exploring.

Because we all know that President Obama is coming for your guns. Just ask Bully Boy Bolling.

Because a pledge to Grover Norquist is more important than his pledge to the Senate and/or his constituents.

One school district in FloriDuh has instituted a unique way to charge students for lunch. Judge Nap wants you to believe it’s the first step towards One World Government™. Next they will be installing RFID chips in newborns and in the upper arms of those who won’t willingly go off to the FEMA detention camps.

At the beginning of the week Judge Nap was calling this bill and end to our liberties and freedoms, even though the lawmaker who wrote it debunked that notion LAST WEEK. It’s not just that Judge Nap was wrong about this proposed law, but he was “fiery” wrong. The law that was passed was the EXACT opposite of what Judge Andy claimed.

Sometimes Fox “News” brings Judge Andy silly questions and he always seems willing to pick the low-hanging fruit.

Let’s start with education and prisons and then . . . Wait!!! What??? They already have? Never mind. 

This was debunked almost immediately. However, that didn’t stop Judge Nap from passing it along to his brain-dead followers. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if this gives Loofah Lad at Fox “News,” whose corporate parent hacked into a dead girl’s cell phone, a whole new idea for news gathering. No longer will The Falafel King have to send Jesse Watters out with a camera to follow and ambush people on vacation. He’ll just use the Fox “News” drone that Roger Ailes is buying.

Many of the secessionist comments I have read online were clearly racist. However, the general idea of Secession is not racist, just the sign of a sore loser. Are you a racist or a sore loser, Judge? Where do you stand?
Oh, Canada! Canada also has that dreaded Socialism of Universal Health Care. Now THAT’S Freedom!

Whatever happened to the right to be told the truth by a so-called “news” channel? Oh! That’s right! There is no right to the truth from a so called “news” station. Wanna start a petition with me, Judge Nap? We can model it after the Canadian law. Then we’ll do the same with Health Care. Whaddaya say, Judge Nap?

Let’s talk about drone strikes, Judge Nap. While I find them troubling, what would you do?

Wait!!! What??? Isn’t this the bill you were claiming at the beginning of the week would be the end of all of our rights and freedoms? However, it says the EXACT opposite of what you claimed, Judge Andy. Why is that?

A bit of return snark: Which freedom of yours has the government molested, Judge Nap? Name one.

By the end of the week Judge Andy is praising the bill he was against at the beginning of the week, even though his interpretation of the law was debunked by the lawmaker who wrote it last week. Way to flip flop, Judge Nap. Next Fox “News” will credit its opposition as having saved the day for Truth, Justice and the ‘Merkin Way™.

This is the opening line of a piece of poetry Judge Andy is working on. I can’t wait until it becomes a sentence.

Then shave your mustache; it makes you look like a ’80s porn star. Personally I think it’s HIGH-LARRY-US that Judge Andy identifies with a thoroughly dislikable sitcom character enough to pass along the stupid shit the character says.

Inflation anyone?

I guess that makes me a slave. I guess I have been a slave my entire life. Thanks for opening my eyes to my shackles, Judge Nap.

WE GET LETTERS: I was asked why the tallies in the early paragraphs of Judge Not do not match the posts below. It’s because I cull duplicates and those that are not snarkable (such as soldier’s suicides). Also to my OTHER correspondent: It’s not a conspiracy if I don’t use every one of Judge Andy’s posts. I may not even see all of his posts. I am not in front of my conputer 24 hours a day, even though it sometimes seems like it.

Don’t forget to join us next week for another exciting episode of Judge Not. Now, everybody
D A N C E ! ! !

Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 27

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Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

It’s been tough going lately for Fox “News.” No sooner had it lost the election for Mendacious Mitt, its whole Benghazi Conspiracy Theory started to fall apart. If that wasn’t bad enough, MSNBC started to smoke Fox in the ratings.

However, as the week began Fox “News” still thought it had the White House and the Nielson Ratings cornered. By week’s end, Senator John McCain was hilariously left twisting in the wind after repeating his Fox “News” created smears (he didn’t build that) of U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice. All he could do on the weekend talk shows was his best Jackie Gleason impression: “Humina humina humina.”

That’s why Fox “News” has to WHITEwash the record and why the Fox “News” Spin Cycle exists.

Morning Eric, but usually the Fox and Friends First cheesecake starts my week early Monday morning. What’s up with that?

Wretched Gretched must have a good agent because she had the whole Thanksgiving week off.

Here’s the lie Fox “News” was pushing when the week began.

Here’s a new lie Fox “News” tried to get away with early in the week, until it was revealed that this language has been included on this web site since 2007.

It would be more accurate to say: Senator smears Obama.

What does Fox “News” have against solar energy? If we were to spend 1/10th subsidizing solar as we do fossil fuel energy, we could solve the energy problem tomorrow.

Fox “News” keeps pushing the lie that the White House lied.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is the Republican that Republicans love to hate. It doesn’t pay to get too close to this President.
Truthfully, Bully Boy? I was just thinking you’ve not given me much material for my Chow Mein and Bolling series lately.

Get used to it, Loofah Lad. Mendacious Mitt is going to be a punchline for the rest of your life, especially after all the Bain Capital lawsuits are finally settled.

Now that it appears to have worked, it will be that much harder for Fox “News” to invent smears against Secretary of State Hilary Clinton. But . . . not impossible.

Sensible people everywhere rejoice when Allen West finally agrees with what has been obvious since the election.

The Fox “News” Phony War on Christmas starts earlier every year.
You can always tell when criticism has stung The Falafel King. It’s when Loofah Lad has to attack someone who has attacked him. Who is the obtuse one?

Short story: Bob Beckel played the buffoon all over again. Long story: He chug-a-lugged a Twinkie milkshake and, seconds later, ran off camera as if he was about to puke. Love that Bob.

Does Miller think there’s a link? What’s the new Petraeus Twinkie Conspiracy?
Believe it, or not, this article was not written by Brad Stine.

Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” they are.
Because we all know what a crack police officer he is.

Because we all know what a ideal soldier he is.

Because we all know what an honest broker she is.

Because we all know how intelligent College Grads are.

Let’s see. Who was President when this language was added to the government web site in 2007? Oh yeah, that LAST guy, who is never blamed by Fox “News” for anything, even though he’s to blame for pretty much everything.

Why?

Fox “News” seems very concerned about the Twinkie.

It’s the Wussification of ‘Merka. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!

Fox “News” is still trying to sell the lie. Even though the person responsible has now stepped out and admitted it, Kraut the Hammer and Bill the Loofah Lad aren’t “buying it.”
Secretary of State who???

Secretary of State who???

Wouldn’t be nice if we could all trample a White House flower bed for our Thanksgiving card?

Wouldn’t be nice if we could all afford such a cornucopia of food for our Thanksgiving holiday?

Will you be serving cheesecake for Thanksgiving?

Yes, you are a balloon elf. OH! You mean the picture. Never mind.
Bully Boy Bolling should be thankful he still has a job, considering how many times he’s been wrong.

What’s different about Clayton Morris today? Did he get a haircut?
I am thankful Scammity is not compulsory viewing. At least not yet.

KKKarl Rove is another person lucky he still has a job after his disastrous predictions about the election.

I wonder if Father Jonathan found a way to smear President Obama in the process.
Last week Scammity was promoting books, this week he’s promoting documentaries.

Now the Fox “News” invented Conspiracy Theory really starts to fall apart.
Too! Many!! Jokes!!!

There were shootings and wild fights in the parking lots. Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!
Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Dennis Miller’s not green. Kermit the Frog is green.
Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!
Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!
The kind of joke comedians have made ever since there has been an income tax. However, now Fox “News” gets to use it to smear President Obama. See how that works?

Still promoting a new anti-Obama movie.
Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!! “BOLDER & FRESHER” is the name given to Loofah Lad’s live appearances with the never-funny Dennis Miller, not to be confused with the “BOLD & FRESH” tour, which was with the never-funny Glenn Beck.

Yoga pants?
Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!!

Viva la Unbridled Capitalism!!! Oh! Wait!!! Never mind.
Yoga pants? Again with the yoga pants? A day later and you’re still on about the yoga pants? Yeesh!
That doesn’t take too much these days. Just ask Glenn Beck.

I’m betting “Freedom” is the name of his dog.
I’m betting “Freedom” is also the name of his gun.
Here’s a picture of Freedom.

Mark Shields is no more a Liberal columnist than Bill “Loofah Lad” O’Reilly is a Christian Saint.

More on the Fox “News” Phony War on Christmas.
Wait!!! What???
If this lifts the veil on poverty in this country, this pastor is doing a good thing. If Fox “News” ignores this story a month from now, it’ll just be Fox “News” covering up poverty in this country . . .  as usual.

However, when Progressives from Occupy Wall Street are pummeled by over-zealous police, Fox “News” managed to ignore that, or make fun of the protestors. Conversely, if a Conservative anywhere is disrespected, Fox “News” jumps into action.

Fox “News” has been selling it’s bullshit since 1996, but it’s beginning to look as if its viewers realize they have been lied to all this time. The election really opened a lot of eyes. Fox “News” and its entire roster of pundits were not JUST wrong, but MONUMENTALLY wrong.

It couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of liars.

Judge Not 6 ► This Week’s Pop Quiz

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“Give your tired, poor snark to the
huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

Each week, as my Judge Not series has grown in popularity, Judge Nap’s output has declined considerably.  I sure hope I have not been inhibiting him.

Judge Nap knows the only reason I spun him off into his own HIGH-LARRY-US sitcom/blog series was because he was so damned prolific. When compiling screen caps for The Fox “News” Spin Cycle, Judge Nap was the single most verbose Foxite, with more than 100 posts in one week, which was a third of the output of everyone else at the station combined. That’s why this Fox Snark Series™ seemed like a good idea. Comedy gold.

However, this week: just 22 measly captures, several of which were duplicates.

I’m warning you now, Judge Andy. If you won’t cooperate in matching the output of those earlier, happier, halcyon days of President Obama’s 1st term, EmTV will drop this series like a bad Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory.

Yes. Next question.

How did they do that, Judge?

Secession is all the rage now that President Obama has been reelected. There are certainly a lot of sore losers.

President? Really?

Here’s the deal, Judge Nap: It’s not George Soro’s MoveOn and this is bullshit. Furthermore: you know it’s bullshit. Will you correct the record or are you content to leave the lie?

The lawmaker who wrote that bill says it was designed to do just the opposite.

Buy Judge Nap’s book and save ‘Merka.

Who cut the cheese? I’m surprised Judge Nap is still pushing this false narrative.

Kilemeade: “If this catches on, I want to get paid in zinc.”

Chief among them: Are there really that many sore losers in ‘Merka?

Reclaim? I hadn’t realized my right to buy books had been taken away. God given rights? Are you one of those who say the Constitution was divinely inspired, Judge? I’m not sure how you can square rational Libertarianism with belief in a Sky God.

I’d take away the Fox “News” White House Press Pass entirely, but that’s just me.

HAW!!! HAW!!! HAW!!! HAW!!!

Get out your Number Two pencil and answer this one, Judge Nap. Which laws should rule supreme?
A. The various states which have relaxed marijuana laws?
B. The Feds, which classifies weed as a Class One Narcotic.
C. The United Nations, which has its own concerns about legalization?
D. None of the above?
E. All of the above?
Take your time.

The TSA is the agency everybody loves to hate. Get out your Number Two pencil and answer this one, Judge Nap. Essay question. What would you would replace it with? Take your time.

Get out your Number Two pencil and answer this one, Judge Nap. Explain in 25 words or less the difference between a police helicopter and a police drone. Take your time.

Get out your Number Two pencil and answer this one, Judge Nap. Is the Constitution divinely inspired? Bonus question: By which God?

HAW!!! HAW!!! HAW!!! HAW!!!

What do you think about the subsidies taxpayers give to Wal*Mart workers in things like Health Care and Food Stamps because working at Wal*Mart doesn’t pay a livable wage?

Who cut the cheese? Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! The extreme right and Libertarians want everyone to think social safety nets and Health Care reform is Socialism and the destruction of ‘Merka. Be afraid of the 47%!!! Be very afraid of the 47%!!!

The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 26

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Bizarro is owned by CD Comics

For all the attention given to other news stories this week, Fox “News” could have just as easily re-branded itself “The Benghazi/Petraeus Terrific Hour,” although that doesn’t sound as officially deceptive as “Fair and Balanced.” 

However, the Fox “News” Brain Room interns spent most of the week trying to come up with a Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory [G.U.C.T.], which would link the attack on Benghazi with David Petraeus’ infidelity, while folding in the Elmo sex scandal and ending, finally, with the bankruptcy at Hostess due to rapacious unionism. However, by week’s end, a G.U.C.T. seems to have eluded them. Let’s get right to the low-lights.

This is now a Meta Joke: Fox “News” posted a story about Bill Maher’s slip-of-the-tongue, in which it called him “Pig Maher” in the headline, as it always does. News Busters, that paragon of professional journalism, shared that story with its followers, copying the headline, which attracted the attention of Bill Maher. This tickled my funny bone. Your mileage may vary.
Now get out of my room, Bully Boy.

 

If there’s really a God, Huckleberry Mike will not be a part of a Republican road to 2016.
Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! This is the ultimate DOG WHISTLE. Hint: It ends with reparations.

 

Broadwell knew all about Hostess, but had never met Elmo. Jill Kelly knew Elmo, but doesn’t like snack cakes. You can’t force a Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory; it has to happen organically. Back to the drawing board.
Now Kristol tells us it would be okay. However, since Bill Kristol is never right . . .
That’s quite the declarative headline. It’s not supported by the article, however.
Early in the week Fox “News” was still waiting to hear back on its Freedom of Information Request on Elmo’s emails. However, when Elmo’s accuser recanted, it was all moot.
I hope her “surgury” went well, Bully Boy.
Another headline that doesn’t match the story.
TRANSLATION: I’ll pretend I was right all along.
The only thing that’s unraveling is the Fox “News” invented scandal.

 

You’re asking us?
TRANSLATION: If Hostess knew that Elmo ate Twinkies, how does that hurt Petraeus? Wait!!! What??? Twinks, not Twinkies? Oh! That’s different. Never mind.

Some sore losers in Texas.
TRANSLATION: Mendacious Mitt lost the election because the Left are evil.
How fortunate that Fox “News” was able to find a Black guy that was willing to say what they are all thinking.

I am reminded of the Obama Reelection Office in Denver that was shot up by gunfire. There were any number of “vicious attacks” on people and property for supporting President Obama, but you never heard about those on Fox “News.” However, poor Melissa Joan Hart. Somebody called her mean names.
Was it an Italian Jeep built in China?

Lookie here: Just a few weeks after his own sex scandal, which came on the heels of his phony movie being thoroughly debunked, Fox “News” has taken to quoting Dinesh D’Souza as a credible source all over again. Nothing to see here.
Bully Boy Bolling invites people to the Fox “News” Conspiracy Central.
“A follow-up, if I may, Jay. Has the President stopped eating Twinkies in solidarity with Kevin Clash? And, why not?”
It’s a jungle out there. All week Fox “News” has been feeding people’s anger on the slow recovery efforts. Well played, Fox “News.”

STRATFOR on the Avon is a wonderful place to catch a play. “Room to Regroup” is a piece of experimental theater, in which a character named Petraeus encounters a set of identical twins named “Hostess One” and “Hostess Two” and they search for Big Bird only to find Elmo.

Law enforcement is probably right. In other news: My computer is virus free.
“The Petraeus Twist” is the dance that’s sweeping the ocean.

We’ll know as soon as you invent it, Bully Boy. BTW: The walrus was Paul.
“Even former-UN Ambassador and current Mustache-in-Waiting John Bolton said Clinton was right to attend these meetings in Australia, but that makes a horrible headline. Therefore, can we make it sound like she’s ducking out to go to a wine-tasting instead?”
As with all Fox “News” headlines, this is not what you’d think. Fox “News” producer Jesse Watters hassled the people in line waiting for “Pig” Bill Maher’s show to start by asking them stupid questions.

You mean White ‘Merka? Sorry, that ship has sailed, Kraut the Hammer.
Because no one appearing on Fox “News” has EVER been treated unfairly. EVER!

“And, never forget, John McCain was smart enough to tap me for his VP pick, which is why I won’t go away.”

“And, never forget, I was smart enough to tap Sarah Palin as my VP pick, which is why she won’t go away.”
Kevin Clash is my nominee.

Maybe we should start a pool about how much longer KKKarl Rove will appear on Fox as a pundit. No matter who the GOP is officially blaming for the loss this week, everybody is in agreement: It’s all KKKarl Rove’s fault.

More sore losers.

Wait!!! What??? Who set the trap? What was it baited with?

Here’s a Jon Stewart segment in which he excoriated Fox “News” for saying the exact same thing that Mendacious Mitt said. However, you’ll never know about it by watching Fox “News.”
Buh bye! Don’t let the screen door hit you where the good Lord split . . . Oh! Wait!!! Are you one of those Atheist Libertarians or Religious Orthodox Libertarians?

Fox “News” suddenly remembered Israel. Now looking for a way to blame it on President Obama.
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Because it was a ridiculous question, one which a man would never be asked.

DOG WHISTLE!!!

Now Scammity is promoting books by Jake Tapper? WTF?
Easily the stupidest thing a Republican said all week. However, Fox “News” WHITEwashed the racist implications away.

She didn’t “crash” The View; she was invited on The View. She didn’t get “lip” from Behar; she engaged in a conversation.

Does this mean Scammity found a way to blame attacks in Israel and Gaza on President Obama?

That fits the Fox “News” narrative.
That also fits the Fox “News” narrative, Bully Boy.

That also fits the Fox “News” narrative, Loofah Lad.

Now Fox “News” is claiming to know what Petraeus will say before the fact.

The only reason Mendacious Mitt lost the election was because he simply didn’t know how to market his bullshit.
So what? Greg Gutfeld ridicules everything and everybody.

So what? Greg Gutfeld ridicules everything and everybody.
Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

 

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.
Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

More class warfare from Fox “News.”

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.
Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.
Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.
Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Wait!!! What???
Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.
Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Fox “News” is still looking for a way to blame President Obama.

Apologies if I came off as a little repetitious this week. That’s only because Fox “News” was a little repetitious this week, like every week. Hopefully, next week the so-called “news” channel will find a new Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory. Awww . . . who the hell am I kidding? It’ll be all Benghazi-gate, all the time.

See you next week for The Fox “News” Spin Cycle #27!

Judge Not 5 ► The Book Promotion Edition

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Judge Nap 4 prominently featured ‘above the fold’
on the “Lost Liberty & Freedom Today” e-zine

I am both amazed and gratified at how quickly the Judge Not series is growing in popularity. I picked up a number of new visitors this week in particular, after Judge Not 4 was featured on “Lost Liberty & Freedom Today,” an e-zine that seems to exist only to lionize Judge Andrew Napolitano. I couldn’t be more proud. 

However, ironically, as this series grows in popularity, Judge Nap has really slacked off sending out those witty bon mots that set up the comedy gold of my series. This week I only found 34 meager set-ups for my HIGH-LARRY-US punchlines. Maybe it’s because he’s too busy promoting his new book this week. Or, maybe he’s still licking his wounds that the Libertarian did not win the Oval Office. Or, maybe he’s just gotten lazy.

Heya, Judge Nap: I spun off this entire series just for you. Don’t make me sorry I did so.

Who indeed?

Is Fundamental Christianity the modern day Berlin Air Lift?

It’s all about the balance sheet, right Judge? Did you remember to factor in the 32 people killed, and the 480 people made seriously ill, from meningitis due to a lack of regulations in Massachusetts that govern compounding pharmacies???
When having a mistress is outlawed, only outlaws will have a mistress.

A phony headline, from a Conspiracy-A-Day web site, and Judge Nap thinks it’s worth making a fuss, despite knowing it’s a lie. There have been NO STATES that have petitioned the White House. Anyone can post a petition at the White House web site and several idiotic sore losers have submitted secessionist petitions. There had even been one petition that Grover Norquist be punched in the balls, but the White House actually had the nerve to deleted that petition.
WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO PUNCH NORQUIST IN THE NUTS?

Because he thought he was going to win by a landslide. Karl Rove and Dick Morris told him so.

They weren’t. However, Judge Nap wants you to be afraid of Big Brother. I wonder what he’s got to worry about.

Judge Nap wants you to be afraid of Big Brother.

He quit, he wasn’t fired. He still has a Constitutional Right to cheat on his wife.

“Ayn” Rand Paul doesn’t have to run for election until 2016. If he’s reelected then, one MIGHT call it an evolution. Hell, one might even call it a REVOLUTION. Until then I will develop a “wait and see” attitude.

Would you be surprised to learn it’s the two presidents he wrote about in his latest book that he’s promoting this week?

This is the Fox “News” slogan and what Judge “Andy” counts on.

Which only proves there are so many sore losers in the Right Wing of this country.

Now Fox “News” is going to have to invent new lies because General Petraeus will testify truthfully, destroying all the speculative fiction the station has been building up until now.

Wait!!! What???

What about your Fox “News” Conspiracy Theory that Petraeus is being silenced? 60 seconds is not nearly enough to do that Conspiracy Theory justice, Judge Andy.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
Wait! Didn’t you post the same picture last week?

Buh bye!!!

I don’t believe you. I’m gonna Google it.

Is Judge Andy playing a game of “Pop Cultural Reference” with the Chicago Mayor and former Obama Chief of Staff?

C’mon, Ron Paul. Don’t be defeatist. Where’s that ‘Merkin ‘Ceptionalism I’ve heard so much about?

He wasn’t silenced. He resigned, Judge.

♪ ♫ ♪ If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. Here’s to you my CEE EYE EH!!! ♫ ♪ ♫

A Single Payer System, or Universal Health Care, solves every problem you can name with Obamacare. However, it’s a Socialist/Communist/Fascist system, so forget it!!!

And, when States start to secede, there is no Federal Government to nullify.

When one has a book to promote, they’ll appear anywhere. Here Judge Nap appears with a fake news host that delights in trashing the so-called “news” station he works for on an almost daily basis.

And promotes his book.

And promotes his book.

Are you kidding me, Judge Nap??? You work for Fox “News,” fer fuck’s sake!!!

Thomas Jefferson also said, “Honesty is the first chapter of the book wisdom.” That’s why Fox “News” and Judge Nap will not even be footnotes in the Book of Wisdom.

The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 25

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Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

Nothing better demonstrates how Fox “News” is exactly like Bizarro World than this week’s, post-election edition of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle, the 25th in our popular ongoing series. 

Keep in mind: This was the week in which, before the election, the Fox “News” Paid & Preferred Pundits™
were declaring Mendacious Mitt would win in a landslide. It was the same week in which the Fox “News” Paid & Preferred Politician™ Mendacious Mitt Romney lost the Presidential Election in a landslide.

Welcome to the lobby of Bizarro World. Will you be staying here long? The next four years, you say? Certainly, we can accommodate you, providing you stop thinking now. Watch your step as you enter the Fun Way, which is already in progress.

Bully Boy Bolling has no idea how his side is going to be sandbagged by KKKarl Rove tomorrow night.
Wait!!! What??? Wasn’t Fox “News” trying to gin up a controversy over those U.N. election monitors?

TRANSLATION: Media are reprehensible for waiting for the investigations.to play out and not making shit up now.
Hooray! Shameless cynicism didn’t win. Isn’t that a good thing, Fox “News”?

TRANSLATION: There are only a few hours left in which I can pretend that Mendacious Mitt will win in a landslide and where the estimated $300,000,000.00 I am spending on the election will matter. Let me keep up the fiction as long as I can.

TRANSLATION: This will be the last day in which we can pretend that KKKarl Rove’s massive $300,000,000 conflict of interest doesn’t exist, so we won’t mention it . . . once again.

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!

I’ve always maintained it’s more important to know what a station IS NOT reporting than what it IS reporting. A case in point: Some anonymous bozo brags into somebody’s cell phone camera that he’s voted 4 times and Fox “News” decides it’s a national “news” story. Is it true? Who knows? Who cares? Fox “News” certainly doesn’t. Conversely, there has been a lot of reporting (everywhere but on Fox “News”) about the alleged Republican-tied, alleged voter fraud cases in Virginia, and several other alleged locales across ‘Merka — that all seem to be allegedly intertwined — and that all allegedly involve Nathan Sproul, who has alleged connections to KKKarl “Alleged” Rove. Has Fox “News” ever reported on Sproul and his gang? No, because this cell phone video is more important.

It gave me the chills, too. It is a propaganda video that would make Leni Riefenstahl proud.
Tweety went off on one of his rants about GOP Dog Whistles. A little slice and dice — taking comments out of context — and one can justify this headline from Real Clear Politics, which Fox “News” also thinks is a national “news” story.

“Kneecaps” is just another one of those action verbs Fox “News” is fond of. It wasn’t really like that. However, Fox “News” will elevate any story to national “news” if one of its competitors is criticized, even mildly. Action verbs will cover that.

Using his silly quiz to further propagandize is just another one of Loofah Lad’s excesses.

Remember this guy? He used to be on Fox “News” and now he isn’t. That doesn’t mean he’s any less funny now.

I think Mendacious Mitt’s internal polls are lying to him.

The GOP were hoping for counting chaos. Too bad it didn’t happen because then it was harder to say the election was stolen.

There were Swing State newspapers that flipped to President Obama, but Fox “News” will never tell you about them.

The Falafel King started his “people want free stuff so that’s why they reelected President Obama” rant almost immediately after the polls closed. He hasn’t let up since, except to spout racist bullshit about the White Race now being a minority in ‘Merka.

Is this one of those skewed polls? Because it sure was wrong!!!

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!
Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!
Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! If you see someone on Fox “News” that doesn’t seem right, record and report it.

Thank goodness we dodged that bullet.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! One Black guy, who poll workers said was “relatively pleasant to speak with,” showed up at one polling station, and Fox “News” tried to turn it into this year’s voter intimidation story. It didn’t work.

Who are you voting for, KKKarl?

By the beginning of the week Fox “News” had figured out a way to blame President Obama for Hurricane Sandy.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!

There are just a few hours left before KKKarl Rove’s head is going to explode. Until then he can pretend his massive $300,000,000.00 conflict of interest is still going to matter.

I can’t wait until we can do Slo-Mo, freeze-frames of the EXACT moment when KKKarl Rove’s head explodes!!!. Until then we can let him pretend a few hours longer that his massive $300,000,000.00 conflict of interest is still going to matter.

Oddly enough, there were longer lines in Democratic precincts, but Fox “News” will never tell you that.

Five hours later KKKarl Rove’s head is going to explode live on air in one of the greatest public meltdowns ever. However, there is still some time to pretend his massive $300,000,000.00 conflict of interest is still going to matter.

There was a tribute to President Obama painting on the wall of a schoolroom being used as a polling place. Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!

It won’t be pretty when KKKarl Rove’s head explodes.

How long do you think it should take, Clayton? After Hurricane Wilma we were without power for 14 days. Hurricane Sandy was much bigger, moved slower, and left far more destruction. Down here after Wilma the difficult thing for Transportation Departments to find were new, in-the-box traffic lights just sitting on shelves waiting to be installed. They had to be fabricated. There were many intersections that reverted to 4-way stops during the several weeks it took to find enough replacements. However, to listen to Fox “News,” it’s all President Obama’s fault that the number of broken
telephone polls exceeds the supply of telephone polls waiting to be
installed.
The Flop Sweat begins now!

Even Jeb Bush was delusional. He must have drunk the KKKarl Rove Kool-Aid served on Bizarro World.

The closer the ‘Merkin public gets to electoral reality, the closer KKKarl Rove gets to Bizarro World.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
This will be one of the last times Mendacious Mitt is ahead all evening.

The beginning of the excuse-making. No one seemed to say, “Mendacious Mitt was a lousy candidate.”

This is how Woeful Wednesday began, with a whimper and no Fox and Friends First cheesecake.

Bully Boy Bolling thinks Mendacious Mitt was too moderate. Yeah, that’s why he lost because he was not Conservative enough.

Bully Boy Bolling needs to rethink his party. They’re big losers and behave like sore losers.

Who is crazier: KKKarl Rove, who denied reality for so long, or Fox “News,” which actually brought on the wrongest person on earth to give his post-election analysis? It’s a trick question because it’s a tie! And the brain-dead Fox “News” audience are the ultimate losers because neither Fox “News,” nor KKKarl Rove ever admitted on Fox “News” that his 2 SuperPACs were spending a whopping $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election. There’s only two ways to look at it: Fox “News” either knew the scam, or were duped by KKKarl Rove’s scam. Either way the so-called “news” network allowed itself to be used to raise money to buy a Mendacious Mitt presidency: “Lookie here, I appear on Fox “News” alla time. Gimme my SuperPACs money and we’ll have a puppet in November.” Fox “News” won’t ever admit either side of that coin, so it will gladly turn to KKKarl Rove for post-election analysis.

Oddly enough, Fox “News” really kept telling its brain-dead audience all the reasons why President Obama should NOT have won the election. It never really looked into why Mendacious Mitt lost. Funny that.
HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
Hey, didja hear? Fox “News” is considering a new show to run on both the Fox “News” and the Fox “Business” networks: At first the Head Honchos were going to call it “Mea Culpa with KKKarl Rove,” but then remembered that Fox “News” never admits to its mistakes. That’s why “CYA with KKKarl Rove” won out. Check your local listings.

Here’s a lesson in how Fox “News” pushes news down the memory hole: Donald Trump eventually deleted his tweet which called for a revolution, but not before NBC’s Brian Williams called him out on it. Now, skip ahead to Monday, November 12, 2012: Those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends hosted The Donald for his regular Monday morning phone call. While The Donald was asked about his Twitter War with Brian Williams, never did anyone mention it was because The Donald called for revolution after Mendacious Mitt lost the election. That part of the kerfuffle is gone down the memory hole and the brain-dead Fox “News” viewers need never know about it.

That’s just one of the nicer thing he said. I wrote about Ted Nugent’s racist attack on Detroit almost two weeks ago. Oddly enough, The Ghost of Gilchrist recycled some of his Detroit attacks and applied them to the nation as a whole. That makes his racial enmity against Detroit so much less special than it seemed just 2 weeks ago.

Maybe Ted Nugent and Loofah Lad are merely trying to label Fox “News” as the Racist Channel.

There is no better place than to run this video again because it’s a keeper:

Maybe if you just throw more money at it, KKKarl. Think of it as your own personal stimulus package.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama’s reelection.?”

Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” Ann Coulter and Pat Buchanan are. And, poor Bob Woodward, of Watergate fame, has been acting as Scammity’s stooge.

This has been the Fox “News” mantra since President Obama was reelected.

The entire country has shifted Progressive, but Bully Boy Bolling won’t let that dissuade him from feeling like a winner, even when his most closely-held beliefs were resoundly rejected by the voters. Now that’s what I call “cockeyed optimism.”

Another example of Fox “News” shitting on the competition.

TRANSLATION: We’ll find someone to blame.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama’s reelection?”

Now that really sounds like sour grapes to me.

Here’s a hint: NewsMax did not blame Mendacious Mitt or the GOP. It’s all the voter’s fault.

Just when you thought he’d be slitting his wrists, KKKarl Rove bounces back to pretend he still has some worth to Fox “News.” And, Fox “News” still has to pretend he does, because the alternative is unthinkable. The truth of the matter is that KKKarl Rove stunk up the entire joint for the entire election cycle. If you want to know why Fox “News” blundered so badly in all of its projections, all you have to do is look at KKKarl Rove. Since Fox “News” never reported on Rove’s MASSIVE $300,000,000.00 conflict of interest, it promptly forgot all about Rove’s MASSIVE $300,000,000.00 conflict of interest. The putative “news” network allowed KKKarl Rove to sell it a phony bill of goods as well.

So, it’s all the fault of Mendacious Mitt’s guy, who isn’t as smart as David Axelrod. You’d think Mittens could afford the smartest in the world . . . like KKKarl Rove, f’rinstance.

Let’s file this away and check on it in a few years. Bully Boy Bolling is predicting what commodities will be good buys and which commodities will tank during President Obama’s second term. Don’t forget: Bully Boy Bolling is a former-commodities trader.

Oh, fer fuck’s sake. Bully Boy Bolling’s started a new countdown.

Just not enough to compromise. However, you could be forgiven if you get the opposite impression from this.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama’s reelection? Oh! Wait! We just have.”

If Eric Holder leaves the administration, Fox “News” will lose one of its favourite strawmen.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!

Let’s clear up one thing right now: THIS IS NOT MORNING CHEESCAKE!!!

In discussing legalization of marijuana on The Five, Bully Boy Bolling forgot his Libertarian roots and came out soundly against legalization and referenced his son as a reason. Some people jumped on his hypocrisy. Imagine that. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to find Bully Boy Bolling’s Boy’s Bong. Statistically, he’s got to be a doper.

CHEESECAKE!!!

Cheesecake???

PLEASE! No cheesecake!!!

Oh, jeez. Bully Boy Bolling couldn’t even stick to his 4-year countdown 2 days in a row.

Because we know how “Fair and Balanced” Liz Cheney is.

Shorter Petraeus: It’s all Obama’s fault.

That’s all you got, Bully Boy? When you thought Mendacious Mitt Romney was going to win inn a landslide, you woke up so much more chipper. It’s sad to see you take it so hard.

Already spreading conspiracy theories and it’s only Saturday morning.

And more conspiracies.

And more conspiracies.

Even crossword puzzles are places to push propaganda.

“QUICK! How can we get these people to blame President Obama?”
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

And more conspiracies.

No, Loofah Lad. The lowest race card was right after the election when you said the only reason President Obama won was because, QUOTE, “The white establishment is now the minority.” Nice going, Whitey!

TRANSLATION: Still more conspiracy theories.

And even more conspiracies. By the end of the weekend Fox “News” personalities were creaming their collective jeans because the giant Benghazi Conspiracy Theory newsfront was about to interact with tracking weather patterns as a new front moves in from CIA headquarters. While there’s still a lot of time before these conspiracies coalese and make landfall, Fox “News” is predicting this could become a biggest shitstorm than Hurricane Sandy. At least if it has any say about it.

Personally I never thought Veep Joe Biden would run for the presidency in ’16. And, I’d rather not be proven wrong.

Oh, lookie here: KKKarl Rove wants to change the subject. Let’s change it back.

This Simpson’s clip from just last night, after the election:

By the end of the weekend, Fox “News” found a new conspiracy that involves Attorney General Eric Holder, abortion clinics and his wife. I’m sure there’s far less to this than Fox “News” is making out. There always is.

So, the question must be asked of the GOP and Teabaggers everywhere: Are you better off than you were 4 years ago, before you spent all that money trying to get Mendacious Mitt elected?

What have been learned? On this reality-based world a reasonable assessment would be that FOUR years of Fox “News” lies was not enough to scare enough people into voting against the Black guy. One would have to conclude that the Fox “News” brand of propaganda is no longer working.

What did they learn on Bizarro World? Nothing. As soon as the election was over Fox “News,” along with its sycophantic echo chamber of GOP operatives and Teabagging professionals, were already doubling-down on the lying conspiracy hysteria that allowed the once proud GOP to nominate, and then back, a proven liar like Mendacious Mitt Romney.

Welcome to Bizarro World. The WHITEwash zone is for loading and unloading, which is why The Fox “News” Spin Cycle exists in the first place. You’re welcome..

Judge Not 4 ►

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Unretouched photo of Judge Nap taken from author’s tee vee

Maybe Judge Nap was still licking his wounds after Tuesday’s election, in which Mendacious Mitt had his ass handed to him.

Or maybe it was simply because Judge Judy still won’t return his tweets. [It’s a long, complicated story. Sunday night The Judge and I were killing time and a bottle of tequila when he got a crazy idea and took out his smartphone. I warned him not to send Judge Judy that! Have you ever tried to tell The Judge what to do when he gets a snoot-full?]

Whatever the cause, Judge “Andy” Napolitano, the Fox “News” Senior Judicial Libertarian, barely sent out anything out this week, especially when compared to his high of 2 weeks ago. It’s the second week in a row that Judge Not  (soon to be a major motion picture starring Matt Damon or Steve Carell. I always get those two confused.) showed a marked decline. Since I had only 41 messages to choose from, as you can imagine, I had to use the good and the bad, starting with a Libertarian cause very close to The Judge’s heart:

Most people do not realize that Judge Nap runs a string of Animal Mills across the country. The Judge Nap Animal Mill™ sells dogs and cats and, yes, even rabbits. However, much closer to the Judge’s heart are the wolves and hyenas he loves to breed. If LA can close down his Animal Mills, then where next?
Like a lot of people who had power and hot and cold running water, Judge Nap joined the outrage against NYC Mayor Bloomberg after he endorsed President Obama.

Hating NYC Mayor Bloomberg became the GOP’s national sport as soon as he endorsed President Obama. The marathon merely gave those haters a focus for their hate. Don’t say that Judge Nap isn’t willing to jump on a bandwagon once it’s already going.
That’s not the question I want answered. I’d prefer to ask, “Are the Supremes Individual?” Not the Supreme Court, either! Diana Ross and The Supremes! I hear a symphony.
I’ve already written about this in my blog post “Bully Boy Bolling Believes Bullshit Baffles Brains.” What does this prove? Even Judge Nap likes a good fight and is willing to jump on  a bandwagon.
Judge Nap thinks nothing of passing along a thoroughly debunked piece of crap, long after it had already been debunked. That’s why Judge Nap fits in so well on Fox “News,” because it’s a network that doesn’t care about truth either.
Judge Nap jumped on the Libertarian bandwagon that argued the position that Free Markets should rule after a natural disaster like Hurricane Sandy and that jacking up the cost is not really price gouging, it’s simply the laws of supply and demand coming in to play.
It didn’t take long before Fox “News” figured out a way to blame Democrats for the aftermath of a once-in-a-lifetime natural disaster.
After an unprecedented hurricane, people became angry that it was taking as long as it was to repair a massively broken infrastructure. Judge Nap was happy to jump on that bandwagon and fan the flames of anger and resentment. That’s why Judge Nap would leave it to the private sector.
TRANSLATION: “Then we’ll just have to find something else to blame NYC Mayor Bloomberg for . . .
“. . . FOUND IT!!! Proven to be a quote taken out of context and not true at all? Too late!!!”

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.
Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.
It really doesn’t seem as if Judge Nap is terribly optimistic about the human race.

That’s how a Republic works. Get over it.
Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from total anarchy.

Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!! We are just moments away from Kid Rock being right about something.

Several Republicans are arriving in Washington to pick up Ron Paul’s Losing Banner. Hooray!!!

This will be a battle between State Rights and Fed Rights. Pass the popcorn. And the Cheetos. Did you bring the M&Ms?

Right after the election, Republicans started to play The Blame Game to avoid the Pink Elephant in the room. This is what DeMint should have said: “If Republicans don’t understand the important aspects of what THE AMERICAN PUBLIC is saying, we won’t be able to exist as a party, certainly not a majority party.”

Why doesn’t Judge Nap believe that Mendacious Mitt wouldn’t also crush personal freedoms? Because, silly, those are personal freedoms that Judge Nap doesn’t believe that those with a uterus deserve.
Yes, they are. Next question.
Here is Judge Nap fanning the flames of anger and resentment some more. The election’s over, but The Judge is prepared to start fighting it again RIGHT NOW!

There’s a lot of silly Monday Morning Quarterbacking going on following the election, but the Libertarian position seems the silliest. One could make the argument that Ron Paul supporters threw the GOP under the bus.

More Monday Morning Quarterbacking merely to fan the flames of anger and resentment. Heya, Judge Nap! Over here! When does the GOP or Libertarian Party say, “Even with the lies we made up against President Obama — even with the hundreds of millions of dollars we spent propagandizing those lies — the people still preferred the President’s message. Imagine how much of a drubbing we would have taken had if Mendacious Mitt actually told the truth — about anything at all.”

Empty slogans cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.
HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
Far gone, man.
What was Judge Nap saying when Dubya was talking about Regime Change in Iraq?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”
Don’t Libertarians just say the darndest things?

Judge Nap sided with the GOP before the election and sided with the GOP after the election. He’s a LINO: Libertarian In Name Only. However, far worse is his lack of self-awareness. There’s no shame. No stock-taking. No introspection. No mea culpa. There will be no apology tours. None of that hand-wringing, self-analysis for Judge Nap. It’s all the Progressive’s fault, all of the time.

Judge Not, lest you be judged. Which, using my convoluted logic, is why Westerfield Data Room called this series Judge Not. And, if any further proof was needed, here’s a song followed by some classic British comedy. Judge Not, ‘Merka.


Another Magical Tee Vee Moment ► KKKarl Rove Blunders Badly

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While he’s mostly as serious as a festering boil, there was unintended comedy from KKKarl Rove during the Fox “News” election coverage last night.

Rove was, once again, in the catbird’s seat. Once again, Fox “News” was allowing him to spout election lies without ever once — during the entire election cycle — revealing his MASSIVE conflict of interest. For, you see, Rove’s 2 SuperPACs spent an estimated $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections. Yet, Fox “News” neglected to mention that the billions of times that KKKarl Rove was on the network.

Last night, as KKKarl Rove was watched his money swirl around the bowl for the last time, he couldn’t accept the inevitable. When the network called Ohio, the deciding state, for President Obama, KKKarl Rove’s head finally exploded. He challenged the Fox “News” Decision Desk and demanded Fox “News” to get a second opinion, from the same people who made the 1st decision.

To quote Chris Wallace, who understood he was in the middle of a train wreck, “Awkward.”

Not as awkward as doing what KKKarl Rove says. I guess if you’re spending $300,000,000.00 to help Fox “News” elect Mendacious Mitt, it gives one certain liberties. Clearly you can call the shots.

However, it wouldn’t be Bret Baier who will get a second opinion; it will be his blonde sidekick. Poor Megyn Kelly. She suddenly found herself on a Forced March, in which she was had to ad lib without a teleprompter. It wasn’t pretty.

When Meggy finally arrived at the Brain Room Decision Desk, she challenged them as gently as possible. “Hey, hey, hey, kids. KKKarl says you’re full of crap.” The Katzenjammer Kids merely replied, as politely as possible, “Karl Rove is full of shit.

It must be watched to be believed. In Part I: KKKarl Challenges the orthodoxy; followed by Part II, in which Meggy takes her long, lonely walk.

Maybe there are some things that money cannot buy, KKKarl. That’s why this is truly another magical tee vee moment.

The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 24

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Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

This SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle is being compiled the day prior to the election. It’s been an intense several months. The closer we got to the election, the faster the so-called “news” network has had to spin in order to WHITEwash for Mendacious Mitt.

It was a week in which there was a national disaster of historic proportions. However, if you were watching Fox “News,” you could almost be forgiven for not knowing about it. That’s because the network spent so much more of its airtime trashing President Obama for conspiracy theories it has invented about Benghazi. That is, until they could figure out the right way to blame President Obama for the hurricane. As a new week begins, that’s just what they have done.

About that election tomorrow. Media Matters put together a little infographic that highlights why Fox “News” is not “Fair and Balanced.” Never has been. Never will be. This is the context for everything that follows.

Media Matters for America infographic. Fox “News” made them a sworn enemy. What better recommendation is there?

Any week that starts with a little cheesecake is a good week.

Hurricanes do not make a good week. Unless you can blame them on President Obama.

My morning cheesecake.

Here in Florida we have several hurricane alerts every year. You people have no idea what’s coming.

Why? Since you rule out “Climate Change” as a credible answer I’ll have to choose “Dragons.” What do I win?

No one ever would have thought of that on their own. It’s a good thing Scammity’s here for us all.

Just more made up bullshit that didn’t come to pass. However, they got a couple of days service out of this lie.

Here’s the other lie Fox “News” fed all week. I’ll wait until the several investigations are finished before I point the finger.

You people!

All week Mendacious Mitt pretended he had momentum. All week Fox “News” let him.

By week’s end, Fox “News” had figured out a way to blame the hurricane on President Obama. This was early in the week.

Fox “News” managed to get through the entire election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012 election cycle.
Let me repeat: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012 election cycle. Rob Portman? He’s another partisan.

These last 3 messages from KKKarl Rove came within minutes of each other. I suspect that means he knows Mendacious Mitt is losing. NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012 election cycle.

This next one was a few hours later. I think it’s Rove’s Turnout Model that will turn out to be wrong. See what I did there? NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire
election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is
spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012
election cycle.

That’s what KKKarl Rove needs you to believe. NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire
election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is
spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012
election cycle.

NEVER FORGET: Fox “News” managed to get through the entire
election cycle without having to reveal the fact that KKKarl Rove is
spending an estimated $300,000,000 dollars to influence the 2012
election cycle.

Still playing down the middle, but by week’s end they found a way to blame the hurricane on President Obama.

Storm politics? Benghazi? Storms in Benghazi?

Morning Joe happened to be right, but Fox “News” felt the need to repost a snarky article about Morning Joe.

Nothing was mentioned about Republican dirty tricks. Why was that?

Because showing President Obama’s competence was an OUTRAGE! An outrage, I tells ya!!!

TRANSLATION: “C’mon media. We made up all this great shit and don’t want to be hanging out here by ourselves.”

Because even a bullshit quiz is to be used as propaganda.

By the end of the week Fox “News” owner Rupert the Murdock had found a way to get Governor Christie to kiss his ring.

See how Fox “News” was trying to draw a false equivalency? The truth is President Obama stayed off the election trail two days longer than Mendacious Mitt. And, he didn’t buy $5,000 worth of groceries to prime the pump at a bullshit Relief Rally.

Boom!

Hoo boy!!!

KKKarl Rove has a one-track mind. He is still trying to push the fiction that Mendacious Mitt has momentum. He doesn’t. That’s all fell apart by week’s end and revealed to be a sham. You’ll never hear about that on Fox “News.” Rove also knows that Fox “News” will never tell reveal his MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending $300,000,000 to influence the 2012 election cycle. He’s safe, until the voter fraud lawsuits start. I expect to see him front and center in some of those trials.

Everybody is concerned about Hurricane Sandy, except KKKarl Rove, who is empty inside.

I’d pay to see Bully Boy Bolling bathe in tapioca pudding. How about you?

You would need to pass a bill by Congress because election day is proscribed by the Constitution, Wretched Gretched.

This is when the Fox “News” coverage started to turn, and we began to hear criticism of President Obama.

How’s this for nepotism? American Crossroads is one of KKKarl Rove’s two SuperPACs, which are spending an estimated $300,000,000 to influence the 2012 election — and that doesn’t include the “in kind” donations every time KKKarl Rove appears on Fox “News” and they play one of American Crossroad’s adverts without mentioning Roves HUMONGOUS conflict of interest.

It didn’t matter what the polls showed, KKKarl Rove had a scenario he was selling.

This guarantees President Obama will win because Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris has never been right about anything.

Oh my! My rep appears to have had words with an overly officious cop and Fox “News” wants you to believe it was an “altercation.”
By mid-week this graphic had been deleted and restored at facebook. Being restored doesn’t make it any truer.

More Benghazi Bullshit from Bully Boy Bolling.

There was no Sandy aftermath to speak of. It was all about Benghazi.

Another Loofah Lad media bun fight?

I doubt he will be running in 2016.

TRANSLATION: “I’ll be pretending Mendacious Mitt is still going to win, but I’m dying inside.

What consulate could?

And so it begins. Blame Obama for Hurricane Sandy begins.

Would you be at all surprised to find out that after spending an estimated $300,000,000 to influence this election cycle, KKKarl Rove is willing to call it for Mendacious Mitt?

All the good chair jokes have been done to death.

I have never seen Fox “News” pass along a President Obama advert. Why is that?

That’s what they WANT you to believe.

That’s what they WANT you to believe.

That’s what they WANT you to believe.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame Sarah Palin on President Obama?”

Because it was easier than making it out of Hurricane Sandy debris.

The Falafel King never passes along all those HIGH-LARRY-US jokes made about Mendacious Mitt. What’s up with that?

More free advertising for the Mendacious Mitt Out-Of-Context-Faux-Outrage Machine.

By mid week, KKKarl Rove is grasping at straws because he sees his $300,000,000 spent from his two SuperPACs going down the drain as Mendacious Mitt’s poll numbers start to tank mid-week. Rove is trying to put then best face on it.

“Stand and deliver for conservative values” from a Fox “News” personality just proves it is not a “Fair and Balanced.” Never has been. Never will be.

Because they can make shit up just as easily as Fox “News” can. Stay tuned.

However, this is how the above comment appeared on my wall, attached to this pic from Republican Hate Fear Lies and Distortion, via American Women United. McCain is a hypocrite and a sore loser.

How many free commercials will Fox “News” be able to Give Mendacious Mitt? That all ends on Wednesday.

Thanks for the warning.

Fox and Friends First jump on the bandwagon.

The day after NYC Mayor Bloomberg endorsed President Obama, Fox “News” found a way to attack him.

TRANSLATION: I CAN’T GET GAS AND I’M BULLY BOY BOLLING, BITCHES!”

And it will be all Bully Boy Bullshit.

And so it goes. The full bore Blame Obama cycle begins.

Near the end of the week Loofah Lad outdid himself with letting his id say stupid racist shit that he’s been holding back. This was worse than his restaurant review of a few years back. Then he backs off and says that he has to answer the tough questions.

“QUICK! How can we made this sound bad for President Obama?”

Bloomberg was being foolish to think that NYC should have still run the marathon. However, Fox “News” crucified him over it because Bloomberg endorsed President Obama, so this is a two-fer.

World mocks Markris lawsuit.

This is the most poorly sourced story Fox “News” passed along this week. Somebody, who knew somebody, who was told by somebody, who told The Daily Caller that President Obama MAY have had a 2.6 GPA, but didn’t know for sure.

I already wrote about this in Chow Mein and Bolling, but it;s always instructive to see how proud Bully Boy Bolling is over his bullshit.
“QUICK! We found a way to blame this on President Obama.”

I like seeing pampered punks like Steve Doocy whine about being cold when people have died in this hurricane. Certainly he knew that, right? That people have died? So his snide little Prius/Katrina/FEMA joke isn’t the least bit funny. And his minor inconvenience at being cold is hardly worth mentioning, right Doocy, you little pampered little punk? Even Brian Kilmeade, whose entire 1st floor was destroyed by flooding, had it worse than you did, Doocy. Did you have to put on a few extra sweaters?

“QUCK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

If this election is stolen, it will be in Ohio. Since Fox “News” knows that, it is deflection your attention to this.

I want to see these guys throw punches next time. Put it on Pay Per View and you could retire the debt.

TRANSLATION: They show Mendacious Mitt ahead. If they showed President Obama ahead, we would have said they were skewed.

By Friday Fox “News” had found a way to take a word out of context and smear the president with it. Then Mendacious Mitt was able to pick up on it. By the end of the week President Obama was being painted as an Angry Black Man.

Why I oughta!!!

Now retailing the “Obama Phone” lie that’s already been debunked.

Hoo boy!!!

TRANSLATION: It’s early in the day. Tell us what to think.

TRANSLATION: It’s late in the day. We’ll tell you what to think.

Would you be surprised to discover he’s not so much for Mendacious Mitt, but against President Obama?

Would you be surprised to discover they’re not so much for Mendacious Mitt, but against President Obama?

You should have left the headline at the end of “swing.”

Now look what asshole has been inconvenienced by a natural disaster that’s affected millions of other people.

If we can’t blame him for the hurricane, we still have these lies.

We’ll ignore the help that was sent, to continue this lie.

And, just like that, Mendacious Mitt had his closing argument: President Obama is an Angry Black Man and only Mittens loves his country.

ANother Joe Biden gaffe.

“QUICK! How can we blame Governor Christie after he almost licked the back of President Obama’s hand?

A rare double, reverse dog whistle: Progressives will just find this funny. Racists will find it confirms their stereo-types.

Rove must be getting ready to sell his mailing lists and wants to pad them out a bit before Wednesday, when they might be worthless.

It took almost no time at all to turn this into a tee vee commercial to smear President Obama with another out-of-context quote.

As I keep explaining to people: That’s not voter fraud. That’s voter registration fraud. Adolph Hitler is not going to show up to vote. Either is Mickey Mouse or Popeye. However all those names get written down on voter registration forms.

And, now a word from our sponsor: It’s a national movement, according to Mendacious Mitt.

I hear a dog whistle.

They’re really hypnotizing Joe Trippi.

Wait!!! What??? Tunisia???

Sunday? Isn’t 5 days a week of your Bully Boy Bullshit enough?

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Another Joe Biden gaffe.

Remember the Sainted Reagan?

And, now a word from our sponsor, which is me . . .

Fox “News” tried hard to smear Elizabeth Warren this election cycle. Here’s its last attempt.

And how many have gone to President Obama?

And, by the end of the week, Governor Chris Christie kissed Rupert Murdock’s ring, because Rupie warned him a Mendacious Mitt loss would be blamed on him.
The weekend ended with Fox “News” promoting its election night coverage. It will be a fun night watching the Fox “News” sponsored GOP fall to defeat tomorrow night.

Tomorrow’s the election. Make sure you get out to vote, especially if you are voting for President Obama.

Judge Not 3 ► Libertarian Leprechaun

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Maybe it was the after effects of Hurricane Sandy, maybe it was sheer laziness on Judge Nap’s part, or maybe I was away from my computer more this week (which seems pretty unlikely). However, Judge Nap really seemed to slack off this week, only sending out some 40 updates, when last week I had 153 to choose from. 

Regardless the reason, it doesn’t mean that the Laughing Judge neglected any of his favourite topics. They were all there, from drones, to Ludwig von Mises, to legalization of marijuana, the to government being the enemy. Let’s deconstruct, shall we?

If it’s secretive, how is it that you know all about it?

It’s not unconstitutional until a court has adjudicated it so. Or did you forget that lesson, Judge?

Rep. King, who I rarely agree with, seems to disagree with Judge Nap’s assessment of this. I put my money on Rep. King.

But Rep. King and Congress says they’re legal. I put my money on Rep. King and Congress.

Patent #6630507 is for medicinal forms of marijuana. I’d love to see Judge Nap be honest with the brain-dead Fox “News” audience and admit on the air that he is for the legalization of drugs for recreational purposes. Their heads would explode.

Only an idiot would deny that there is no economic benefit to people having to rebuild and replace all their household goods. It may not be politically correct to say, but it’s true.

Just covering up for Mendacious Mitt’s idiocy during the GOP primary debate.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!

I think it’s disgusting how Charles Woods’ grief is being used by Fox “News” to attack President Obama. I’m not the only one who thinks so. Your colleague Geraldo Rivera agrees with me. I think it’s disgusting that you are so willing to jump on that bandwagon, Judge Nap.

Who cares?

A defense of price gouging, which says, essentially, that market forces of supply and demand should rule.

Then why isn’t Ron Paul the Republican nominee, as opposed to Mendacious Mitt, who has traded with China and even shipped jobs to China?

Yes.
Next question.

Would you be surprised to learn that Judge Nap would find it helped Mendacious Mitt?

W00F!

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!

This narrative was falling apart by week’s end, but facebook turned it into a controversy.

This is a total misreading of what’s going on. Homeland Security is simply making it easier for local LEOs to bring forward concerns. It does not give local police departments any additional power, but Judge Nap wants people to think so, even though he knows better.

facebook censored that image above, and then reversed itself and put it back. Fox “News” tried to turn this into a censorship issue which ONLY affected the Right Wing. Tell that to all the nursing mothers who have had pictures removed from facebook. While Jude Nap correctly said facebook, as a private company, can do what it likes, the truth of the matter is that facebook only responds to complaints. Often it takes action before thinking it through properly. You can also find many Left Wing organizations who have had their images, and words, removed by facebook, but Fox “News” will NEVER tell you about that.

Another case of Eminent Domain gone awry.

Regardless of the fact that Judge Nap said facebook is a private entity and can do what it likes, he still played along with Fox “News” and called it censorship and made a big deal out of the fact that some poor, FALSE Right Wing meme was removed, and then restored. It happens to people on the other side of the political spectrum all the time, but Fox “News” will never tell you that.

Remember The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.

What’s your point?

Then Judge Nap’s an idiot. It restored the pic and apologized, but that’s not good enough for Judge Nap, who still refuses to accept it happens all the time on facebook, to people on all sides of the political spectrum.

Lookit, Judge. Groups of people have reported facebook pages that were full of racial remarks against Muslims and others that were filled with hateful messages against the LGBT communities. facebook, in its infinite wisdom, replied that it didn’t find anything wrong with the pages being reported. Everyone who has ever dealt with these facebook issues understands that somebody — with little experience in these matters — makes a snap judgement call when something has been reported. Not all of these decisions are going to be right. But, Judge Nap is going to make a federal issue out of one FALSE Right Wing meme being removed from facebook. Get with the program, Judge. Or, at the very least, be honest and admit it happens to both sides.

YIKES!!! Now that’s scary!!!

Arrested for what? These nothing illegal in this and when it happened during Dubya’s Administration there was nary a peep.

TRANSLATION: Gouging is good.

A phony story taht Judge Nap felt the need to pass along because it smeared Obamacare.

There is no evidence whatsoever that drones have been deployed within our borders.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
Why don’t you ever pass along the jokeds made about Mendacious Mitt?

He’s right, yannow.

Are you advocating for legalization, Judge? Will you ever say that on Fox “News”?

I thought so too. It might actually make some people think twice about voting for Mendacious Mitt.

C’mon, Judge. Come right out and tell us how you really feel.

I keep hoping that one of these days Judge Nap will be honest and do what Geraldo Rivera did this morning: Call out Fox “News” for its lies. Do you think he has enough guts for that?